Bangkok Reports

[CrudeDirk]

Bangkok Beat was always my fav bar. Good bands, beer was a reasonable price, nice venue, great location and the girls were great, mostly casual SW's.

But of course it's long gone now. Where would you recommend that might be similar?

I usually end up at Hillary 4 these days, seems to have the same girls there. Is there a better place, I do like to watch the bands.

Cheers!

[Banana Boi]

Agreed. Now for an unpopular opinion: Some guys arrive in Thailand carrying their western values and think that all working girls are poor and have never experienced the good life. So these guys take the girls out to a 1,500 THB dinner thinking they're the girls' knight in shining armor. But the reality is the girls couldn't care less about dinner with us punters or where it happens to be. Put that dinner money towards their tip if you're going to go that route.

I agree with you 100%. Contrary to some guy's beliefs, that little Thai girl we're with likely makes more money than we do. Their income is tax free. A top gogo girl gets 5000 for LT plus 500 tip, let's say she cleared 20 drinks in a night that's another 1000 baht, then she is paid for her contract say 1000 baht each night although in many cases it's more. Then she has maybe 3+ sponsors each giving her maybe 30,000 per month (1000 per night). That totals 8500 baht ($279 USD) per night with no taxes. That's over 100,000 USD net per year. I'm certain not many guys make that much.

This doesn't only apply to gogo girls. In the Good Old days of 2016, I knew some top massage and Soi 6 girls who saw 8 customers per day. Even at 1,000 plus 100 tip, they made $289 USD net per day.

As for dinner, Thai girls don't care about fancy restaurants. Want to make a Thai girl happy? Take her to a Thai restaurant or buy her some street food for 80 baht. Take her to a hot pot place like Shabushi or MK or a Japanese restaurant like Fuji. I have taken girls to nice Western restaurants and they go straight to the Thai section of the menu!

[Applesauce]

If your self esteem requires that you be seen at a roof top resto with a hot Thai lady, go for it. But her mind is in your wallet and she could care less about you except what and when you will pay her.

Agreed. Now for an unpopular opinion: Some guys arrive in Thailand carrying their western values and think that all working girls are poor and have never experienced the good life. So these guys take the girls out to a 1,500 THB dinner thinking they're the girls' knight in shining armor. But the reality is the girls couldn't care less about dinner with us punters or where it happens to be. Put that dinner money towards their tip if you're going to go that route.

[Member #4698]

YngMong just posted a concise, very informative trip report of his recent adventures in BKK. I have moved it over here to the BKK Reports section in case anyone missed it. The key points I liked were 1. Street Food is good 2. You are probably going to spend more than you planned on, but don't let that curtail your activities. You only live once! HA HA. 3. Try to check out as many different venues (Go Go's, SW's, Hostess bars, & massage parlors) as you can, but don't spread yourself out too thin and try to see & do everything. It is most important to take the time to smell the roses of which there are many.

Arrived via DMK could not get a grab taxi was about 350 baht 45 minutes. Got a sim with DTAC next True Move booth was cheaper then theirs.

Stayed at the Ibis 4, about $35 usd a night room was clean basic but good. The only dislike was the strong smell of cleaner chemical when checked in. Few hours of running the AC solved that. Its about 3-5 minute walk from NP. There is an amazing food setup on the sidewalk same aide right next door best fried rice and pad Thai 50 baht each. Lots of foreigners and Thai eating there. Also midway there is a lady that sells the best fried chicken I ever had. There's a few she was around or just a bit past Hillary 2.

Checked in and took the BTS to see View at Tulip more in depth posted there but short summary good experience but with so much on offer in BKK I would not go back especially if staying for a few days. She was the only decent looking one.

Later in afternoon hit up Hilary 2 for beers and pool. Best day time bar IMO for atmosphere, location and ladies although More on that later. Met a wingman which was nice as I found it a lot more fun.

Early evening hit up Soi Cowboy. Started with Suzie as I heard there was a ping pong show. Place sucked. Skip it.

Next Kazy Kozy. This is my top GG entertainment wise. Most of the time ot was girls trying to half ass dance around on the stage but when the shoe started, Jesus F Christ. Talking about girls dripping hot candle wax on each other, girl pulling a 10 ft long string of flowers from her puss and the cherry on top a full on fuck fest with a strap on. Wild highly recommended. Lots of hotties.

Then back to Nana check out Spankys, which was good but hard to top Kazy Kozy and perhaps but don't remember so must of been not memorable. My wingman found his friend the night but I wasn't feeling anything decided to make the walk of shame back hotel alone. Decided to stroll by the infamous Nana sign to see what was left. Stumbled across a cutie around 22-25 named Flour then realized she's part of the deaf squad, something I wanted to try as part of some sick craving I had watching some off the bkk112 videos. 1500 baht st didn't bother negotiations as was good for me. The pace she was running to my hotel I could tell she wanted to be over quick. Whatever I was tired and drunk. She was a blast, so tiny I could almost launch her with a hard thrust. Although this is terrible the squeals she made were fantastic. Especially when I unexpectedly blasted over her body. Was a quick but fun session. Then sleep as I had an early start next day doing a bicycle tour which I would also highly recommend. Got back to Nana around 7 of a full day of sun good food and exploring some off beaten parts of Bangkok.

Friend and I decided to hit up Billboard which was pretty good and then butterflies again I wasn't really seeing anything I wanted to barfine and was quite enjoying buying a ld and trying out a girl for a few minutes. Finally mammasan brought me a 22 tall nice tits innocent smile but smile eyes that said fuck me please. No brainer 1200 baht BF 3 k st 5000 LT it was still early and I had nasty plans for her I took her LT. She could definitely be in a tul tuk patrol video. My friend wasn't seeing anything he liked but my dates suggested she knew someone at playskoop the gogo she use to work out but which we found out that it had much less traffic then butterflies she moved. Went down to playskool all the girls recognized her and were eager to have some customers as there only a few. We started buying drinks and the girls there were eager to please getting really down and dirty I would recommend this place to have some fun for throwing a few baht as the girls seemed willing. The shots were flowing and I could tell my 22 year old was starting to get drunk and I said better get out of here before she ends up passing out. Long story short got her to drunk and she had to leave still had a great time and just paid her short time 3 k and was a bit pissed I let her drink so much.

I was still hungry for more so I went for a stroll back to see what was left it was quite late. Found a nice girl early 30's named Pin who had excellent English. After doing the LB inquiry she quoted me 1000 baht as it was last call I took her back and had a good time. Found out after she does A+ or 500 more. I regret not knowing about it earlier.

Last day woke up a bit later and hit up Doki Doki, a solid line up but no names I could find reviews on here. Ended up going with Honey who was full bodied but not fat with perfect size and feel fakes. Took the 90 minutes. Highlight of the trip what fun. Was my first time with Nuru and Honey really took her work seriously and looked after you. She did this leg lock siccsor fuck while I lay on my stomach, blew my mind. Also 2 course rimming for over 10 minutes. My friend who went the day before picked a skinny and tiny girl name unknown and got a+ but when I asked reception was not offered by anyone.

Had dinner at China town, was great with lots of delicious food options and lots of people fun to see.

We decided to BF two ladies 750 baht I think 2 k st I think 3 k LT from Hilary 4, them mine and other don't know name went back to Cowboy to Kazy Kozy check out a LB bar just for shits and giggles and then some dancing at at Country something.

After bars shut headed back to hotel she ended up being super weird and a horrible and disappointing experience for my last conquest in town for most likely a long time. Not sure if her name is them but that's how she pronounced it. She fair skin 36 pretty but I would recommend skipping.

Here's my summary and advice as a first timer for other first timers in this lovely city.

Stay in short walking distance to Nana.

Need money to have fun. I blew my budget by a lot but don't regret it spent where it counts in this order ass, drinks hotel and eating cheap delicious street food. Drinks were not as cheap as I thought and this ate my budget a lot.

The one night me and my buddy took bar girls we were both disappointed. His was super shy and not very fun in bed while I explained mine. The extra cost of the go go is well worth it that and you get an up close inspection with little or no clothes on and girls just seem to be more wild of course doesn't snt mean you could end up getting a starfish in bed.

My experiences with the FL were good and safe although that might not be the case for everyone.

Don't take tuk tuks even short distance they are a rip off, bike, taxi or grab.

Must try Nuru massage at least once.

Thais are so tiny and cute.

Bangkok Nana / Cowboy is definitely the best of all the mongering locations I have been in SEA if not the world.

[GeneralM]

First, thank you Robert and Somewhere for some good dinner options and good advice. Especially not to overeat (smile).

Does anyone recommend any agencies? I clicked on the Absolute Angel Ad, and it seems there are some beauties in there. If the photos are accurate, 5 k for two hours and two shots seems reasonable. No? From what I understand the Thermae Ladies are generally 2500-3 k and one hour? Or am I wrong on that?

[Robert Long]

I used in the past Soi 13 Beer Garden around between Thermae and Sofitel hotel around 300 meter in the Soi. Alternative could be Hooters at Soi 15 (although t it was closed for renovation end of November when I was there last time. You can reach hooters by taking the backdoor of Thermae; if the girl has good English knowledge you can make already a joke around that you love backdoor so much; around 10 years ago you could easy select girls who offered anal, they where standing on the left side. Enjoy.

There is a nice roof top resto at Sofitel. Right next to Thermae. You can order drinks and Pu Pu's in the outside rooftop resto. For full meals you need to go inside. Prices are ok and not too expensive. Very private and you can talk some serious business with her.

I personally would not take a lady from Thermae to another bar. Too many mongers in there and they will be loud and noisy. You do not want to eat a large meal if you plan to have sex after. All your energy in your body is digesting dinner. Eat lite and fuck long.

RL.

[Somewhere15]

Have a hotel near Thermae, don't want to boom boom at the hotel over the bar. I really like the idea of dinner then taking her back to my hotel 10-15 min walk away. Can someone recommend a restaurant near Thermae? Maybe where its only 500 baht per person? Or do the ladies expect a fancy meal?

I used in the past Soi 13 Beer Garden around between Thermae and Sofitel hotel around 300 meter in the Soi. Alternative could be Hooters at Soi 15 (although t it was closed for renovation end of November when I was there last time. You can reach hooters by taking the backdoor of Thermae; if the girl has good English knowledge you can make already a joke around that you love backdoor so much; around 10 years ago you could easy select girls who offered anal, they where standing on the left side. Enjoy.

[Almond812]

Or do the ladies expect a fancy meal?

They don't expect a meal, just your money.

[GeneralM]

Have a hotel near Thermae, don't want to boom boom at the hotel over the bar. I really like the idea of dinner then taking her back to my hotel 10-15 min walk away. Can someone recommend a restaurant near Thermae? Maybe where its only 500 baht per person? Or do the ladies expect a fancy meal?

[GeneralM]

Have a hotel near Thermae, don't want to boom boom at the hotel over the bar. I really like the idea of dinner then taking her back to my hotel 10-15 min walk away. Can someone recommend a restaurant near Thermae? Maybe where its only 500 baht per person? Or do the ladies expect a fancy meal?

[Banana Boi]

This was a one off experience where I connected with the gal. If its about money, I paid her far less then I would have spent otherwise. In total I paid her 15 k bhat for 3 days.

I think 5 k per 24/7 day is a fair price for a gogo girl and that's what I paid in the past when I first came to Thailand. Some guys may say that was overpaying and for what I know now I was definitely overpaying. If she was a normal bar girl or a massage girl I would pay MUCH less than 5k for 24/7 day. However, it's your money and as long as you had fun it's worth it.

[MaddyJ88]

Ben had a great quote, " Fish as well as Friends, begin to smell after 3 days". I'm in total agreement with Charlie Sheen, "I pay them to leave, not for sex". In my humble opinion anything over three hours is boring.

I have been to many short dinners, to meet the right Thai lady. When I say many I mean over 30, and I kept them short, 3 hours max. I never found that diamond in the rough. These were all non WG'S and all had good jobs and were simi professional.

Why you would waste good money on a WG for an expensive dinner is beyond me. She will be on her phone, and not really interested in you but instead her mind is on the next customer and income.

If your self esteem requires that you be seen at a roof top resto with a hot Thai lady, go for it. But her mind is in your wallet and she could care less about you except what and when you will pay her.

RL.

I, myself don't enjoy long flings. Mostly it is Boom Boom Bye!. This was a one off experience where I connected with the gal. If its about money, I paid her far less then I would have spent otherwise. In total I paid her 15 k bhat for 3 days. She even saved some money for me. We discussed about having a threesome and I was discussing with BGE for Bell, but after checking the price (12 k Bhat) she intervened and got some one else to come over for just 3 k bhat.

When you spend more then a night with anyone you need lot more then just good sex. I can't imagine spending so much time with anyone with no common interests and point of discussions.

Regarding expensive dinners. We are paying the ladies and are not there to impress her to bed. I would not take the lady to any place where I would not think of going to dinner alone, when in the city, be it a fancy place or otherwise!

Cheers.

[Banana Boi]

if she wanted to come for a drink. She wanted to know straight off if I would do LT and I said no. That was the end of that.

Thermae is not a regular bar. It's more like a fishbowl except girls stand. Girls don't get money for lady drinks so it is rare they want to waste time sitting and having a drink with you. I have never had a Thermae girl ask for LT straight away. Many Thermae girls don't even do LT.

[PayForIt]

Firstly thanks to the members of the forum who responded to my recent queries. In the end I only had one night in Bangkok! Other reports to follow in Phnom Penh and posted already in KL.

Went to Thermae. Really did not like how it works. Girls around perimeter and centre. I only saw one stunning blonde girl with great tits I wanted. She seemed more interested in her phone than anything. Got eye contact and asked her if she wanted to come for a drink. She wanted to know straight off if I would do LT and I said no. That was the end of that. Second circuit and nothing took my fancy. Into Nana Plaza. Don't know why. Like Bangla Road in Phuket and Walking Street in Pattaya it is just not for me. Gave up on the night and went to play pool in Hilary on Soi 4. Met a stunning girl who was a great pool player. She did her best to get me to take her fat friend too. No deal. She escorts me to another pool bar and an even hotter girl pool player! After 2 hours of drinking, some food and great fun I took them both back to the Sheraton (no issues on taking them in) for 2500 baht each. Had a fantastic night. Shame it was only one. Loved Hilary and there were many other options and would return.

[Hiete]

Great advice for newbies, and serves as a reminder to folks who think they know everything.

Thank you all for the advice for a guy that doesn't know all. I'm only after sex and company for money with this girl. I don't have doubt that she's doing it for the money. That's how I met her after all. I'm sure she's not looking for the man of her dreams in a pace like Thermae nor am I looking for the lady of my dreams in that joint.

The conversations we had were amusing back then and sex was great. Never had a BKK WG that had something interesting to say before. So let's say that she did a good job.

Of course I'll keep Banana Boi comment in mind too and see how she responds. If it's going to happen that is. Still will take about two months or so that I'm going to return so chance are relatively slim that I'm going to meet her again.