Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Robert Long]

He's been blacklisted by the Thai government for the past decade. Most Thai WGs have never even heard of him.

Bangkok, Thailand — In the age of growing Chinese influence, there's a simple measure of a country's willingness to test China's wrath. Will they stamp the Dalai Lama's passport?

Add Thailand to the shrinking list of nations that won't.

China is succeeding in its mission to globally ostracize the Tibetan monk, likely the world's best-known Buddhist and the face of Tibet's resistance to Chinese rule. And despite Southeast Asia's entrenched Buddhism, China's diplomatic shadow has now blacked out the entire region for the Dalai Lama.

RL.

[Member #4698]

Lefar123, despite the fact that Candy apparently gave you a pretty good BJ, she pulled out the stopwatch on you and that is one of the major issues that really turns me off on a girl. Here is my list of girly turnoffs:

1. Smelly Pussy, bad breath, or anything really gnarly.
2. Baby Damage. Tits or Tummy trouble.
3. A Stop Watch Clock Watcher.
4. Covered Blow Jobs.
5. StarFish Behavior.
6. Too Greedy.

Whooreman is absolutely right.

Service like that would have been unheard of at Snow White a few years ago but now sadly the place has turned to shit.

This is unacceptable behavior.

[Whoreman]

Hey,

I just came back from session with Candy for 2 hours. I took her based on positive reviews here. She is really beautiful, and has perfect body.

She started with blow job. Really good one (but she doesn't have gag reflex, at least with my typical European size) Then I asked for Anal. But she refused, with explanation that I have too way big one. Sex was great but during it she started to complain that I'm long distance player, and she doesn't like it, she was repeating it again and again. She wasn't in the mood I suppose.

She said that I shouldn't took her in first place. To sum up, session was pretty good one with her, but I'd expect from her more GFE.

BTW guys, do you know similar tiny pretty girls (could be from SW or Cherry) which could do anal (for European guy) with deep throat (optional).

Candy has expectations of her customers and likes to complain when things don't go the way she wants. The only time I chose her she immediately started bitching in the room that I'd never chosen her before because I always asked for girls with no baby. She gave me a competent blow job but when I started fucking her I got grossed out by her menstrual blood so had to take a break. She started bitching with 'why you no have power?' as if that's going to help anything.

I'm surprised you said the session was a good one. Service like that would have been unheard of at Snow White a few years ago but now sadly the place has turned to shit.

[Whoreman]

Apologies to all. The Dali lama has appeared many times with the elders of the Theravada in Thailand. I assumed that they were the same. I stand corrected. But I support my comments on being respectful with Buddhism, when dealing with wg's. They service us to support their families and their religion.

RL.

He's been blacklisted by the Thai government for the past decade. Most Thai WGs have never even heard of him.

[Lefar123]

Hey,

I just came back from session with Candy for 2 hours. I took her based on positive reviews here. She is really beautiful, and has perfect body.

She started with blow job. Really good one (but she doesn't have gag reflex, at least with my typical European size) Then I asked for Anal. But she refused, with explanation that I have too way big one. Sex was great but during it she started to complain that I'm long distance player, and she doesn't like it, she was repeating it again and again. She wasn't in the mood I suppose.

She said that I shouldn't took her in first place. To sum up, session was pretty good one with her, but I'd expect from her more GFE.

BTW guys, do you know similar tiny pretty girls (could be from SW or Cherry) which could do anal (for European guy) with deep throat (optional).

[Lefar123]

Hey,

I just came back from session with Candy for 2 hours. I took her based on positive reviews here. She is really beautiful, and has perfect body.

She started with blow job. Really good one (but she doesn't have gag reflex, at least with my typical European size) Then I asked for Anal. But she refused, with explanation that I have too way big one. Sex was great but during it she started to complain that I'm long distance player, and she doesn't like it, she was repeating it again and again. She wasn't in the mood I suppose.

She said that I shouldn't took her in first place. To sum up, session was pretty good one with her, but I'd expect from her more GFE.

BTW guys, do you know similar tiny pretty girls (could be from SW or Cherry) which could do anal (for European guy) with deep throat (optional).

[Tugga27]

Apologies to all. The Dali lama has appeared many times with the elders of the Theravada in Thailand. I assumed that they were the same. I stand corrected. But I support my comments on being respectful with Buddhism, when dealing with wg's. They service us to support their families and their religion.

RL.

Oosik wasn't being disrespectful to anyone.

I take it having a sense of humour is still allowed on the forum?

WG's work to support themselves and then their families.

IMO, religion is way at the back of the line.

And like a lot of religious people, only when it suits them.

[Tugga27]

Exactly, but my apologies if it was taken differently, even in error. One of the pitfalls of a large, largely anonymous forum is that we don't know others' senses of humor so misunderstandings can happen.

Nothing to apologize for mate.

You said nothing wrong.

[Robert Long]

You appear to have misunderstood the post Robert. Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings. In other words, maybe the girl thought he said that when in fact he said something completely different. You need to lighten up a bit. Also, the Dalai Lama is not the leader of the Buddhist world but only of Tibetan Buddhism. Thais are Theravada Buddhists.

Apologies to all. The Dali lama has appeared many times with the elders of the Theravada in Thailand. I assumed that they were the same. I stand corrected. But I support my comments on being respectful with Buddhism, when dealing with wg's. They service us to support their families and their religion.

RL.

[Oosik]

Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings.

Exactly, but my apologies if it was taken differently, even in error. One of the pitfalls of a large, largely anonymous forum is that we don't know others' senses of humor so misunderstandings can happen.

[Franciscass]

You appear to have misunderstood the post Robert. Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings. In other words, maybe the girl thought he said that when in fact he said something completely different. You need to lighten up a bit. Also, the Dalai Lama is not the leader of the Buddhist world but only of Tibetan Buddhism. Thais are Theravada Buddhists.

I loved Dave Allen and the way he sent up religion, check out the Garden of Eden sketch, hilarious but I'm with Bob on this one. No need to use a religious leader as revered worldwide as the Dalai Lama is as a prop for a "butt joke". Naming no names but there are lots of politicians out there one in particular that could do with a good ass pounding as retribution for their sins.

[Franciscass]

You appear to have misunderstood the post Robert. Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings. In other words, maybe the girl thought he said that when in fact he said something completely different. You need to lighten up a bit. Also, the Dalai Lama is not the leader of the Buddhist world but only of Tibetan Buddhism. Thais are Theravada Buddhists.

I loved Dave Allen's humour and the way he sent up religion, check out the Garden of Eden sketch, hilarious but Wman I'm with Bob on this one. No need to use a religious leader as revered worldwide as the Dalai Lama is as a prop for a crude "butt joke". Naming no names but there are lots of politicians out there one in particular that could do with a good ass pounding as retribution for their sins.

[Whoreman]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.

You appear to have misunderstood the post Robert. Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings. In other words, maybe the girl thought he said that when in fact he said something completely different. You need to lighten up a bit. Also, the Dalai Lama is not the leader of the Buddhist world but only of Tibetan Buddhism. Thais are Theravada Buddhists.

[Tugga27]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.

He didn't criticize anyone.

Read it again.

[Robert Long]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.