Nairobi

[Naked Gunz]

I have been walking from La Maison Royale to Westgate Shopping Mall and back for 5 days now. Picking my way around often water-filled potholes and through chaotic traffic is not my idea of fun and the saving on the Ueber fare is puny (150 ksh). What I wanted to put to the test was the reputation of African mongering destinations for allowing the monger to "have his pick of normal women". Let me point out the game, as always, were girls I would try to hook-up with in night-clubs, not the chubby or scrawny girl next door type. On average I crossed paths with 1. 5 interesting girls on each walk. The image I tried to convey was that of a muzungu with plenty of time and cash on his hands. I was not afraid to gaze unashamedly. Result there was none. To the girls I was invisible. I might as well have been walking the streets in Paris or London.What about the shopping mall? The shopping malls are deserted here and most people hanging around in them are men (not counting the shop assistants). All large shopping malls have a supermarket attached (Shopprite or Carrefour) and female customers mainly come here to shop at the supermarket. Housewives rolling full shopping baskets back to their cars in the basement are no ideal targets although some turn out to be good-looking. If shopping malls are secret places to hook-up with muzungus in Kenya, that secret is well-kept from Kenyan women.

Trying to understand your writing is difficult, but I gather your not having a good time. I could have told you, in fact I think I posted, that the only way to get a moving non-pro is to get her to stop. In CBD, where very hot pussy is literally walks right on by, getting them to stop and engage you is next to impossible. You have to walk beside them, spit your game quickly, and hope for the best. Its actually better when SHE has stopped for some reason (checking the price of bread in the grocery) that's a perfect time.

Dude, have you not used any of the free apps in preparation to your trip? I will be there next week, and my Tinder has literally blown up my phone. I got some very cute 8 and 9's waiting. Afro, Badoo could have saved you all that walking, and pulling street walkers (who really does that anymore, LOL) unless your into that. Take a taxi to Liedos, and look at some black pussy walking around the place. They shag you for 3 k I think still. Have a business card, or just a piece of paper with your Kenya number to give to her, and say something nice to make her want to call. Its better than seeing her just walk on by. I see some of the most beautiful African assess, and some with great tits in CBD because those women walk everywhere. Give it a try. Good luck.

[SayJambo10]

You sound like me when I made my first trip.

Let me offer a slightly different perspective.

How long is your first trip? If you're staying less than a month I'd spend two weeks or more in Nai or Mba If it's less than that pick one town If It's more than two months you might want to take an excursion to Uganda.

For a first timer and if there's any chance of you wanting to do non mongering activities I'd suggest Nairobi for a first trip. Mombasa is fun but it's somewhat too monger centric for non hardcore mongers.

A hotel is better for a total noob and frankly you'd probably want to spend some coin here. You could go the local hotel route but paying less than 45 bucks a night may get you less quality and while girl friendly you'll be on your own meaning their not going to check the girl and you'll have more of a problem if something goes wrong.

That being said I never stayed at anything but local hotels and airbnb's in Africa and I never had a problem. Actually the Airbnb route is better and cheaper than a local hotel and a lot of savvy African travelers stay at Airbnb's exclusively. A good one can give you local advice. Unless you rent the whole place or have a male host it could be tricky to bring in more than one girl during your stay. I'll just throw this out there I have a couple of Airbnb's in Nairobi myself whole place or private room..

So much advice. Thank you Trip! Just back on the site after a week away, and wrote a report of how things are going.

[SayJambo10]

Hi all,

Came to Nairobi looking for plentiful supply of jumbo-sized, shapely booty. Tried the escort route back home in Europe but they generally skew towards the slimmer figure. Hard to find the real mega ones there.

Day one: Daygame harder than expected. Central business district has a rush hour, hurried vibe on the streets. Doing a lot of online hunting. Online is a bit of a dance and I was perhaps trying a bit too hard not to be played. Ended up going to bed alone.

Day two: Girl from Tinder comes over to my Airbnb in CBD in the afternoon. Pretty, warm personality, single mother. Ass bursting out of her jeans. Taita tribe. We shower together, I wash her ass with soap and then, still in the shower, crouch down and rim her like my life depended on it. She is leaning over, hand on sink and comes. I think she squirts, but can't be sure as shower is running. After around ten minutes, I impulsively enter her from behind, forgetting to put a condom on. Not a good idea. A moment of panic. But no point worrying about what's done. We towel down and move to bed. All positions. My favorite is her lying on her front on the bed and me pounding from above. Another 30 minutes possibly. But who's clock watching?! Afterwards cheerful girlfriend vibes. Chatting on bed, eating some food I'the bought earlier. She sees I'm worried about entering her without condom. We walk to a pharmacy in Tomboya Street and I get a 5 minute HIV test. She does one too to prove to me she's negative.

Back at the apartment she's down for staying but I want a different girl a day and want to do some online hunting in the evening for following day. She leaves with 4 k, which is the middle of the 3-5 k range I've learned on this site.

Day Three: Tinder reaps another treasure. She's Luhya-Kikuyu mix, 26 year old Marijuana smoking, fun-loving girl. Of course she has a monster booty. It was outstanding. The problem with many big asses in the West is they have no shape, and they droop downwards. Just an ugly mass. In Africa there are a few, not many, that are so huge, but they don't droop, they pert upwards, suspended in the air, refusing to obey the laws of gravity. Newton wouldn't believe it himself.

I offer 4 k for a few hours in afternoon of GFE. Same again, with shower and rimming. Water is pouring into the ass crack as I rim so have to turn the water off. Then to the bed. Her ass is getting pounded like it deserves. Usually BJ is not a priority for me but she wants to suck me. It was outstanding, no teeth. Next, she wants to rim. This girl is game.

Some more pounding. Maybe an hour or more from shower to cum. Take some modelling photos. Want to take some hardcore but first time in Kenya, I better take things slowly. I'm going to be back. No point rushing. Eat something in the living room and then she leaves late afternoon. In all, it wasa maybe two to three hours GFE, about one hour of sex. Paid 4 K.

Day Four: Third girl from Tinder. Hope to keep up this pace of one girl a day. She is early twenties. Luhya. Plain girl next girl door. Cheerful. We meet at Java at Yaya centre. The girl's waist was quite slim but then this enormous ass. It demanded attention. As it was hard to tell with her jeans, at first I thought it might just be a freakish large mass without shape. But back at the apartment as the jeans came off I could see it was curved deliciously. It was worthy of a Michelangelo sculpture. Utter beauty. I pounded and pounded it. And rimmed her furiously. The girls were loving the rimming I discovered. I hope my Hep A vaccine is working A few hours of GFE, an hour or more of sex, chilling. Paid 4 k again. I'm not usually into repeats but I may well repeat with this girl later in the week.

Day Five: More online hunting. Had a girl saying she was coming over at 8 pm but then failed to show up and went silent so went to bed alone. Was wondering to myself whether 4 k wasn't enough motivation for her and that I should pay more for the rest of my trip.

Summary:

Most success with online at 4 k level for a few hours of GFE in the afternoon. Might increase to 5 k to get girls to come quicker. At the end of the day it's only an extra 1 k. (If I'm overpaying / underpaying let me know).

On day game. Haven't really needed this yet as online hunting seems more efficient for a short ten day trip. I can do daytime approaches with reasonable success (I'm mid forties, in good shape, sociable) although it's never easy. I think might do more day game on a second or third trip to Africa as you look for new challenges. But that is for the future. At the moment I have day six to look forward to!

Happy mongering everybody!

SayJambo.

[Rpdey85]

Looking for something more upscale in a safe, secure area to park (at or near a mall). Asian or Indian is ideal, but open to anything fun. Any info you can provide would be great. Also have info to share in return about an UTR find at a normal spa. Cheers.

Check diamond plaza 5th floor. Take lift from skywalk side.

PM me for more details please.

[John Auro]

https://www.sde.co.ke/article/200135...er-nairobi-cbd

What a sad picture of Madhouse (New Florida) being drawn down.

I had my high time there it was already 1990 I guess- LOL.

John.

[XXL]

Some of these Senior Mongers need to be paid for their contributions to the tourism industry of East Africa. They make it seem like every white man gets freebies in Africa. That does happen but not with rich chicks in Westlands in the Daytime. In that area you might as well be in Kensington or the left bank.

If you were in the CBD or Nairobi West things would be different.

How long are you in town for?

Trip.

I spent my first night in the CBD before moving to Westlands. Oddly the CBD struck me as more affluent than Westlands with its dirt roads and cluttered market alleys. I am moving today to another Westlands hotel for the next 4 days because the one I am staying in has no more vacancies as of today. Only 4 days left in Nairobi.

[Mombie75]

Some of these Senior Mongers need to be paid for their contributions to the tourism industry of East Africa. They make it seem like every white man gets freebies in Africa. That does happen but not with rich chicks in Westlands in the Daytime. In that area you might as well be in Kensington or the left bank.

If you were in the CBD or Nairobi West things would be different.

How long are you in town for?

Trip.

#3264 as I mentioned CBD is where you find the women to try your luck with outside of the nightlife. It has worked for me for over 10 years. Just strike up a convo as they pass by or are waiting for whatever, even the girls working in the shops. I would say my success rate would be 25% and I am not a hard trier, I'm quite a lazy monger.

[MattBr]

Looking for something more upscale in a safe, secure area to park (at or near a mall). Asian or Indian is ideal, but open to anything fun. Any info you can provide would be great. Also have info to share in return about an UTR find at a normal spa. Cheers.

[Triple Darknes]

I have been walking from La Maison Royale to Westgate Shopping Mall and back for 5 days now. Picking my way around often water-filled potholes and through chaotic traffic is not my idea of fun and the saving on the Ueber fare is puny (150 ksh). What I wanted to put to the test was the reputation of African mongering destinations for allowing the monger to "have his pick of normal women". Let me point out the game, as always, were girls I would try to hook-up with in night-clubs, not the chubby or scrawny girl next door type. On average I crossed paths with 1. 5 interesting girls on each walk. The image I tried to convey was that of a muzungu with plenty of time and cash on his hands. I was not afraid to gaze unashamedly.

Result there was none. To the girls I was invisible. I might as well have been walking the streets in Paris or London.

What about the shopping mall? The shopping malls are deserted here and most people hanging around in them are men (not counting the shop assistants). All large shopping malls have a supermarket attached (Shopprite or Carrefour) and female customers mainly come here to shop at the supermarket. Housewives rolling full shopping baskets back to their cars in the basement are no ideal targets although some turn out to be good-looking. If shopping malls are secret places to hook-up with muzungus in Kenya, that secret is well-kept from Kenyan women.

Some of these Senior Mongers need to be paid for their contributions to the tourism industry of East Africa. They make it seem like every white man gets freebies in Africa. That does happen but not with rich chicks in Westlands in the Daytime. In that area you might as well be in Kensington or the left bank.

If you were in the CBD or Nairobi West things would be different.

How long are you in town for?

Trip.

[Pokeris]

Stayed at nairobi for few days before my flight to mada. Nothing to share about mongering because I fucked few girls which I know long time for free here. Just want reccomend use indriver taxi app instead uber or bolt its cheaper I pay for 35 kilomitres ride to airport just 1000 shilings when uber was 1500 at same time and bolt 1300. This app is good because you offering your price yourself. Plenty drivers around. At first better check the price with bolt or uber and offer less on indriver. Hope they will come mombasa also soon.

[XXL]

I have been walking from La Maison Royale to Westgate Shopping Mall and back for 5 days now. Picking my way around often water-filled potholes and through chaotic traffic is not my idea of fun and the saving on the Ueber fare is puny (150 ksh). What I wanted to put to the test was the reputation of African mongering destinations for allowing the monger to "have his pick of normal women". Let me point out the game, as always, were girls I would try to hook-up with in night-clubs, not the chubby or scrawny girl next door type. On average I crossed paths with 1. 5 interesting girls on each walk. The image I tried to convey was that of a muzungu with plenty of time and cash on his hands. I was not afraid to gaze unashamedly.

Result there was none. To the girls I was invisible. I might as well have been walking the streets in Paris or London.

What about the shopping mall? The shopping malls are deserted here and most people hanging around in them are men (not counting the shop assistants). All large shopping malls have a supermarket attached (Shopprite or Carrefour) and female customers mainly come here to shop at the supermarket. Housewives rolling full shopping baskets back to their cars in the basement are no ideal targets although some turn out to be good-looking. If shopping malls are secret places to hook-up with muzungus in Kenya, that secret is well-kept from Kenyan women.

[Triple Darknes]

Not sure which Eastern European country you have in mind. Things have gotten worse there too. Anyway your point is valid but you should make it clear to the girls, not to us mongers. The other day a taxi drove me to a short time apartment with girls in Westlands. The pimps there wanted no less than 300 USD for taking out a girl back to the hotel long time. None were top models.

What can we expect? From what I've seen so far Black Diamond is the only real game in town. That's 15 to 25 girls at most between 11pm and 2am, in a city of several millions. Abysmal.

My problem as I write is no longer paying adequate prices. My problem is getting a girl I like to come at all to my hotel in the afternoon, instead of never being joinable, standing me up, saying she'll be there in no time and taking 4 hours. Being bored to death in my room until evening when I have no willingness to have sex anymore is my problem here, not paying 100 USD.

If you're willing to pick up street skanks why not hit up clubs in the CBD? There's that brothel near Accra Road but having said that they appeal to local men (thick to straight up fat) not to international dude (slim and darkskinned).

Let's face it Westlands is the former segregated area everything is over priced there. On my first trip I used to pick up at Havana Bar, and Brew Bistro, the women were stunning but even I overpaid for what I assumed where "nonpros". If your really hard up go to Westland Massage Parlors and take numbers of girls you like. Yes that will be more expensive but they'll be way less than 300 bucks.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

OK, so now I can say you don't know what your talking about here. Why are you putting your own race down? The only game any man needs is called shillings in the pocket. My beer bellied homeboy (black) gets women that pays for him. Any foreigner just has to open his mouth to get attention. Agreed the mzugu gets attention. It's like the hot Italian chic, fresh in town, with the cute accent, that everybody wants to fuck. Opposites attract. Nuff said.

The last sentence is what I'm talking about. You told me that I shouldn't expect any racial solidarity in Kenya and that's generally correct. Black dudes don't get a discount in Africa, and yes If you walk in the club and some rando white dude walks in the chicks are going to assume that the white guy is the one with the money.

Basically I wrote that for the main Black dudes who will come to Africa which are African-Americans who might not understand.

Everything is business first here and even on the familarity tip a guy like Needy will get a better deal than me because of experience and a better handle on the language.

Trip.

[XXL]

Something is wrong with paying so much money in a country where the GDP per capita in Kenya is around $2400. Paying 5 K ($48) is close to what you pay in Eastern European countries.

Not sure which Eastern European country you have in mind. Things have gotten worse there too. Anyway your point is valid but you should make it clear to the girls, not to us mongers. The other day a taxi drove me to a short time apartment with girls in Westlands. The pimps there wanted no less than 300 USD for taking out a girl back to the hotel long time. None were top models.

What can we expect? From what I've seen so far Black Diamond is the only real game in town. That's 15 to 25 girls at most between 11pm and 2am, in a city of several millions. Abysmal.

My problem as I write is no longer paying adequate prices. My problem is getting a girl I like to come at all to my hotel in the afternoon, instead of never being joinable, standing me up, saying she'll be there in no time and taking 4 hours. Being bored to death in my room until evening when I have no willingness to have sex anymore is my problem here, not paying 100 USD.

[XXL]

Went cruising in the streets around my hotel in Westland with an Ueber taxi. Hardly any girls in the deserted streets. The 3 uglies we talked to didn't have any ID. More precisely, one said she had an ID but after she got into the car the driver specified she meant she had her ID at home, not on her. WTF.

Carrying no ID seems to be typical of SWs here. Something must be going on, like the cops confiscating SWs' IDs.