2004 Pattaya Reports

[Steve101]

Just recently had a few days in Pattaya - very nice. This is the back of a girl I had twice

[Freeler]

NZ Mike,

'500 baht'

LT I presume?

[Ljohnson]

NZ Mike,

I completely agree regarding Beach Road. This past April was my second time in Pattaya. During my first visit I limited myself to go-gos and beer bars, and had a great time. But during this recent visit I strolled Beach Road (once late morning and another time early evening) and was pleased with the results. Both times I found young cuties who were so sweet and eager to please. I could not have been happier.

For 500 baht! Best deal around.

[Alistair]

Pattaya (or possibly Hua Hin) Vs. Phuket

I have been to Phuket twice and have always had the time of my life, but I have never been to Pattaya or along that coast. I am planning a third trip to LOS next Autumn and I am considering a change.

I know that Phuket is better as regards the sea and Pattaya as regards shopping, but that is not what we long for, is it?

Pattaya certainly trashes Phuket on this forum with regards to the number of posts, over 2000 against 400, but does not necessarily mean is better, in fact, BKK has many more but I do not particularly enjoy the place.

What I like about Phuket is that everything is at arms’ length and there are plenty of very good discos with really superb music where you can meet hordes of free lance ladies, not just cheap fucks or poor go-go bars. You guys that have been to both places, will Pattaya meet these expetations?

Thanks

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson

[NZ Mike]

Went to Marine disco last night. More Farang guys than girls .
Seems like its getting as hard to pick up a looker in Marine as it is back in my home western country but thank God for Beach Road.

500 baht and always a sprinkling of cuties to be found. Where in the world can you beat that and the girls there often come from normal daytime jobs but have a need to supplement their income so you get that little extra twist of excitement that you're banging a normal girl.

Long Live Beach Road

[LittleBigMan]

Carabu,

I'm comparing Thai-pro with a US-Pro, not a non-professional.
Yes, your right! Thai-pro are more accomodating than the US pro's there is no question about that!

The culture is different and the motive is as such, you say I love you or I like you to a Thai-pro and your opening the door to something more!

Be up front, treat her nice, pay her and move on!

LBM

[Carabu]

LBM,

Comparing TG pros to their non-professional sisters in the U.S., the major difference I see is that TGs are far more accommodating. They work harder at making us happy in and out of bed, and they do it in a way that usually feels like they’re not working at all. They seem happy to spend time with us, and while they expect something in return, most of them don’t demand it or feel entitled.

Of course, that’s comparing pros with non-pros. The best comparison I ever heard between U.S. and LOS pros is that “in the U.S. you’re buying sex, but in LOS you’re renting a girlfriend.” To which I would add: “At a fraction of the price.” And that applies to both pros and non-pros in the U.S.

Carabu

[Mofo Monger]

Fellow Mongers,

Most Thai girls don’t like what they do. They are not all nymphos that do it because they love to fuck old fat farangs. The reason they do it is they live in a shithole of a country with not very many opportunities or they do it to support their families.

We farangs love Thailand because when we go to Thailand, our money affords us the illusion of living like a king. Admit the truth, if you were a young Thai girl, who had no money, not much of an education and not much of any prospects for making good money. How many of you would spread your legs for some farang so that you can have a better life.

So if a guy tells some young girl he loves her and treats her like a princess, you don’t think she can or would go for the guy? We all know young girls are not all geniuses. So admit it happens.

We all go to Thailand, Philipines & Vietnam on our mongering holidays, and we spend money chasing pussy. Hey it’s a good life for us. Why complicate it by telling some young girl you love her and getting her hopes up that you will take her home and give her a respectable life, when in reality you really don’t mean it. It’s disrespectful and freaking cruel if you ask me. If you do it I think you’re an ass. You’re purposely lying to someone when you don’t have to. Afford them the respect that they deserve.

As for me giving my money away, it is my choice to gift to someone who I enjoyed my time with. It wasn’t payment for her services as that was separate. My choice, my decision, if that raises the prices a fraction for the rest of you, I apologize but I will not feel bad about gifting to someone some money I know she will put to good use.

[LittleBigMan]

Gladiator,

I tend to agree somewhat and disagree somewhat!
I believe that in Thailand that the girls believe that they have a chance to hook up with a farang even if they met them in the business. This is pretty much back up by all the discussions on this board! How many discussion or cases do you see or hear on this board about pro's marrying in the U.S.

The chances of a pro hooking up with a customer is higher in
Thailand than in the U.S., but I do agree the Thai-girls have a way of making you feel guilty. You say I love you to a pro in the
U.S. during the first meeting and she laughing inside " yea right "
you say it to a Thai, and that gives her hope and to the harden pro, she's thinking ATM!

I agree to disagree based on my experience, to be honest I have not facts to back my statement!

Enjoy in Thailand, without having to say I love you to someone you just met 1 hour ago.

LBM

[Gladiator]

LBM,

I don't think that 'I like you or I love you' mean more to a Thai ho than to a western ho, I think that a Thai ho is much better at making you believe that those words have affected her.

[LittleBigMan]

Gladiator,

I think it works both ways. I agree with the 3-F. and that the guy is not a ass-so!
As for the pro it is about the money that they don't fall in love in a week, it should also be noted that in general farang do not fall in love after the first night if they truly believe in the 3-F. It is obvious that this guy blur out the words by allowing his other head to do the talking!
But IMHO, when in Thailand if you believe in the 3-F, and you want to butterfly, let them know up front, because words like
"I like you, or I love you" mean a whole lot more to them than maybe a pro in the U.S.

LBM

[Atilla]

Gentlemen,

Finally I made it to Pattaya last week.I agree with some of the writers that we farangs are spoiling them too much. When I first arrived I was rather tired and did not go out till morning. When I went to explore the town I was a bit disappointed as I could not see my type of girls who are fair and tall, although there were some with high prices.
Anyway, I was walking down the Walking Street on 3rd evening of my stay and I noticed a little cutie in one of the small lonely bars (Casablanca)with no customers in it,except for the German owner sitting there. I entered and asked for a beer, while checking on this little Chinese looking fair girl. She was very fit like a body builder something, some muscles on shoulders and arms and a very tight looking ass. Her hair was partly peroxyde blonde. From her looks I can tell she liked me or my money. She looked out of that place as if she is not a hooker.When I asked her name she replied Nong and she was only 24. Another bar lady told me I can bring her out if I pay the barfine of 200 B. Well I didn't want to lose time and proceded to communicate with the girl. Well she spoke absolutely no English. So I told her by gestures and letters that I will not pay more than 500 full time. She simply smiled and got out of the bar. to go with me. I took her to my hotel immedieately and showered first. She was very very shy.With her very limited English she told me she is there for 1 month only and I was the first farang.(There we go again! )I didn't care but she somewhat looked real amateur. I treated her like a girl friend, never forced her into anything but she was one of the best girls I had as she simple accepted anything I wanted her to do. When I proceded to business and managed her every each style for 5 times till morning. Her pussy was very disappointingly large which made me feel dickless. The reason was that she gave birth before she told me. Anyway I believed I could not get another cutie for this price and continued on her for 3 days. (Second and third day I paid her less)
But problems began. When I gave her the money she did not take it until I put it in her palms. I asked whether it is the price, she said no and she said she is not a prostitue.She looked real sad and angry with me.She really kinda liked me too much until she fell for me I guess. She began crying on the last day and said she loves me. Well I was touched badly and I just wanted to get the hell out of this town as I was being drifted into a low affair,but I wasn't there to fall in love but to monger. Plus I already have a loved one. I also liked her very much but should not have surrendered to my or her emotions. At the end I had a 3 days 3 nights fuck for 1200 B. plus the lunches and dinners. Thanks for all the reports which helped me not to overpay during low season.

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it very difficult to read a report that is written as one long block of text. It's kind of like trying to eat an entire steak in one bite.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key every few sentences while you're writing, and thus break your report into smaller paragraphs, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Gladiator]

Mofo,

That girl wasn’t sad because the Dutch guy broke her heart, she was sad just because of the loss of business. No pro in Pattaya would ever fall in love with a farang in one week (or in any other length of time for that matter).

Also, that guy wasn’t an asshole because he said he loved her and then left: leaving a girl and moving on to the next pussy is standard procedure in Pattaya, it is the 3rd F, which must eventually be applied in every single case, otherwise you would waste too much time with a single pussy and neglect the thousands of other pussies around.

Finally, paying 6k bahts for 3 days/2 nights in Pattaya is overpaying, and overpaying spoils girls and even, if the problem gains momentum, ruins destinations. Pattaya is one of those destinations that should never be ruined, it is one of the few sacred places that still remain on Earth and not simply a place to go to get laid.

Yes, I know, 6k bahts looks cheap to you in comparison to TJ, but that is not the point: the point is that we have to be responsible and try not to spoil girls and ruin the best sex meccas.

[Mofo Monger]

Well hello guys, long time lurker, first time poster.

I was in the middle of a transitioning jobs, and had a week off before starting my new job so Hey!!! I'm on the next flight out to the LOS.

Stayed at Nana in BKK for a night, had this girl I picked off the street as she was eating dinner with her friend. Her friend spoke English, but unfortunately she didn't. Took her anyways as she was really cute and had a nice little brown body. She must have been 19, 21 the most. Just okay in bed though as I think she was only a beginner.

Well the next day I was off to Pattaya. Met a girl there and although she only spoke a little bit of English, I spent the next three days with her (actually two nights). She was very exotic looking as she did not look Thai, but rather Arab. Turns out she was from Issan and she was forced to work in Pattaya or marry some old Farang from Switzerland. Apparently her mom wants money and making her daughter work in this industry was the only way she saw as a good way of making it. Was a very nice GFE experience for the three days but as my trip was coming to an end I decided to get what I came to the LOS for. Straight fucking. So gave her a gift of 6000 baht and wished her a good life.

Next day, picked up this skinny girl with a cute smile. Kinda skinny for my taste but she felt like a girl that was just willing to please. Plus the fact she kept on saying "tell me what you want, and I do it". Definite winner in my book. So I took her back to the hotel and she gave me an excellent BBBJ for about 15 minutes. She took a little break and I felt sorry for her because you could tell her jaw was starting to hurt. So I had her climb on top of me and WOW!!!. She had the tightest pussy I have ever felt in my life. Felt like my dick was going to break off inside of her. Went like that for 10 minutes and I did missionary and eventually led to doggy. Could not believe the tightness of her pussy. Finally I came and we went to sleep. In the morning. I woke her up early as I was going to do some scuba diving. Felt bad as she looked so nice sleeping naked under the sheets. Got dressed and crawled into bed with her. She woke up, unzipped my pants and proceeded to give me a morning BBBJ. Was nice, but I could tell it was taking too long and the Scuba people were picking me up in 10 minutes. So I told her to get on her knees and started to pound her from behind. All of a sudden the condom broke and I pulled out immediately, my face went white. She turned around and said "it's okay, I have another". I jumped out of bed and ran into the bathroom and washed little willie wonker with antibacterial soap and hot water. When I came out she had such a sad look on her face I had to tip her $1000 baht for a such a nice GFE experience. She was pretty happy and got dressed rapidly. Was pretty sad to see her leave.

On my last couple of days, I went back to the Arab looking girl. Had a good time trying to teach each other Thai and English. Met her cousin and friend and had a good time eating and drinking till 6:30 in the morning. Her friend was really cute but you could tell that she was really sad. Turns out that some ASSHOLE DUTCH guy spent the week with her and told her he loved her and he just disappeared. When she called him he said to wait for him and he would come to get her but never showed up. You could tell it broke her heart as the next day she took a bus to her home in Phuket.

Guys, It's okay to go on our mongering holidays. It's okay to spend money on the girls as they know and we know it is a business. It is not okay to fuck around with their hearts and lie to them. Frankly it really sucks the big one. It's hard enough to do the jobs that they do without having some stupid ass Farang lie to them.

My last day in Pattaya, I was driving my moto around taking in the sights one last time. And I saw this pretty girl with the most amazing body. Tall, little skinny (but had some meat in the right places). Had an ass I kept lightly patting with long legs, white skin, perky (natural) B Cups. I pulled over, walked in the bar with her in my arm, paid the bar fine and took her back to the hotel. She told me that she’s been there for 2 months (why does it always seem like they all have only been there 2 months?). Anyways, we talked a little as we were naked in bed and caressing each other. She came to Pattaya because her mom was old and her dad had a bad leg and could work so much, so she being the oldest left to make some money for the family. She bust me up when she said some Farangs asked her if she was a lady boy and she told them “yes, me ladyboy”. She said if they were so stupid to think she was a ladyboy, then she doesn’t want to be with stupid people. I kinda agree. Well we got down to business and “OH MY GOD” this girl was made for fucking. When we were in missionary, her face was getting a little red and her long legs kept pulling my ass harder everytime I pounded her long and slowly. She came with a whimper and hid her face in the pillow. I had her flip over to doggy, entered her from the back and she kinda laid herself flat with just her ass sticking up. (Should have did anal, but the condom breaking incident kinda scared me). Anyways from that position, the pressure she was putting on my dick was unbelievable. Came within 10 minutes. I rolled off and relaxed for a second. Wanted seconds but she said no as “long time hurt pussy” Gave me her card and I kissed her goodbye. Not a GFE experience but she was a business woman. Got to respect that.

After she left, I felt so bad because I knew I was leaving Pattaya and there were still so many girls I hadn’t been with. Oh well, next time I’ll stay longer. For now it’s back to TJ girls.

[SexReview]

Mike26,

Sounds like your trip has started off very well. Nice choice of girls for your first night but I would not have thought you would have picked Nun? As her english is not very good as you said. As a matter of fact her Thai really is hard to understand as she speaks a mixed Thai.

And as others have already said the joiner fees at your hotel just seem to appear on the bill at check out. But 660 is much lower than the last time I was at the ROyal Cliff but it is low season.

Sexreview