London

[Sad Old Guy]

Thanks for another writeup on Mermaid! Your report was fair and balanced, and I think will be very helpful for future punters who would like to sample her wares.

If you're looking for someone who matches her pictures on the website, then I can say from experience that Noleta (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...yswater-noleta) is actually prettier in person. However, I fucked her before she got breast implants which are a turn off for me, but you may like them.

I've heard that Fortune (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...swater-fortune) is also prettier in person, but I'll have to wait to verify that during my upcoming return to London. I think that Steve 9696 can speak from experience.

I would imagine that very few Diva girls would do uncovered anal. Anal is something I would avoid taking part in without protection, and I would be on the fun end of that transaction!

A.

Thanks for the follow-up recommendations. I did forget to add that photos of Mermaid in the Diva site feature photographically-enhanced tits, like we would never think of comparing stats with photos LOL. Also have to mention that Mermaid has the biggest butterfly lips I have ever had, and I don't mean her kissing ones!

[Steve 9696]

I couldn't put my hands on my ISG report out on Fortune. So here it is. This is from last April.

As I said, she is spectacularly hot. 20 years old. Romanian. Has a full black and gray sleeve tattoo on her left arm. Quite badass. I rather like it. Her BBBJ is just ok and kissing lame but OMG the rest so makes up for it.

I roll up at midnight as arranged. Her place is in a pretty nice area of shops and such, but the property itself is pretty divey. Wedged between two shops is a shabby door. The intercom doesn't work and the entry hall is messy and dirty. The flat itself is tidy enough but if this was your first London incall you might be put off by first impressions. Press on. She is worth it. And she is going to try to move soon. (She has moved since).

I had requested a little black dress and heels and nothing else. She was able to accommodate 2/3's of that because she had to come downstairs in her furry slippers to greet me since the door release is not working. Actually she's very cute in an LBD and house slippers!

In room, she changes into her stilettos — black, gold spikes, and red bottoms — true fuck-me heels. Wasn't really necessary to change but nice of her to do. I've brought some wine but she is not much of a drinker. A few polite sips and we return to more important things. In her heels she is tall enough to kiss me but is still looking up at me. Quite the petite minx!

She has a truly gorgeous face. She actually looks a ton like a young Marisa Tomei — look up her yearbook picture and there is Fortune. We pull in close for the kiss and cuddle. She is not much of a kisser with me but I guess YMMV because another review mentions tons of passionate DFK. This is a big disappointment since I adore kissing, but she compensates in other departments — one of which is her highly reviewed ass — and I am about to find out every word is true.

As we light-kiss, I cannot take my eyes off her face. That smile could melt me into goo. As we embrace I start feeling that legendary ass, first thru her dress and then hiking it up to feel that yes indeed she has no panties and yes indeed it is the firmest, roundest, compact bubble butt you can possibly imagine. Really a freak of nature and I've had some super fine butts in Brazil.

After we get that pesky dress off I get to see her playful side. She hops on the bed on all fours, ass in the air and starts grinding it around a bit. Full on pussy view of course — "you like that baby?" Fuck yeah I like that baby.

So I hop on the end of the bed and start massaging that ass, kissing the back of her legs, and finally plunging my tongue into her sweet pussy. We play around a bit at this and I have to excuse myself to get my jeans off because my hardon is literally becoming painful being restrained so! Release the hounds!

We move pretty quickly to BJ, as I normally linger in foreplay and kissing, but without kissing it moves quicker to sex. Oh well, her loss. She asks covered or uncovered and we all know the answer to that. I ask what percent of guys choose covered and she says about 1 in 10.

She gives a pretty solid BJ but with too much basic in and out and not enough teasing and licking. I later convince her to do some BLS but it is clearly not her specialty. So it's good (most are) but nothing to write home about.

She asks quite matter of factly do I want to fuck her now? To which I agree. She says, "How do you want to start baby?" And I say Mish, which seems to light her up. "Yes yes yes my favorite" she says as she excitedly gets in position like I am the tastiest treat she's ever seen! (I LOVE the attitude).

So we do some really great mish. She is the third girl this week with great pussy-fit. Maybe that is why I love my Ro-girls so much! And then CG and Doggie. Had I not been with Kendall just two hours prior, I never would have survived her cowgirl onslaught. But as it is, I don't cum, even having returned to some great mish. At some point I extend to 1. 5 hrs and she calls it in.

I had forgotten that earlier she agreed to use my Okamoto 01 condom which is the thinnest in the world (never had a girl refuse — you just say they are Japanese and the best, super safe and they cost $5 each — all of which is true). So when I suggest we rest, I decide to just leave it on since I don't have another with me and I know if we go with a regular one in round 1. 5 it will be totally lame.

So we stand up and have a few more sips of wine. She goes down on her knees and starts the BJ again. We've left the Okamoto in place but it is so thin it feels awesome. I convince her to BLS, but it's more tip of tongue and light biting of my sack (never had that before, meh) so it's Ok but not like the ecstasy I am used to, but gets me quite hard nonetheless.

Back to the bed, the rest escapes me. We end up in mish and I show her how to put her knees up under my shoulders to support me (don't know why more pros don't know this trick!) and this lets me pound hard and long and deep. Super nice finish — I always find the second of the day more satisfying— maybe because the build up is so long.

We light kiss and cuddle for a while longer and frankly I could stay forever. Her face is just mesmerizing to me. I could look at it all day and not get bored. YMMV — we all have different taste — but for me OMG. Eventually I break from the spell and manage to leave.

I do end up returning the next night and it is very playful and comfortable. I book 1. 5 hours from the outset — having seen Talita earlier in the day, plus it's the end of a very full week of girls. I know it will be quite the challenge and it is. Fortune is a trooper and manages to stay with me throughout. In the end, I ask her to show me how she fingers herself while I jack off. It is really hard to get there, but then something magical happens.

I am on my knees between her thighs watching her masturbate and she had put her feet on my thighs — connecting us. It's very sexy. After quite some time and me thoroughly doubting I can cum again, she opens her eyes and puts a foot under my now oily balls and starts sliding it around as I work the shaft. Wow. This feels GREAT and soon I build to a surprising climax. I quickly move up and shoot several shots just above her pussy on her slim and toned tummy. Yummy! (No extra charge for COB by all Diva girls afaik).

I would recommend her on optics alone — she is literally the prettiest girl I've been with when considering the whole package (Honey at THC in Tokyo still wins on face, but face and body — no one can top Fortune.) and her happy, bubbly nature will just improve your world. Package that with solid sex and BJ and you've got a winner. Will repeat (and did).

[Jojosun]

London mongering won' t get any better now with Brexodus. https://www.newstatesman.com/politic...al-get-used-it.

Free movement from the bloc ends on December 31 and experts believe the hospitality sector will be one of the hardest-hit by a post-Brexit overhaul of the UK immigration system.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politi...cheap-21526050.

Great news for British Escorts, Higher prices for mongering in London.

[Atanion]

In any case, I would go back to Diva but probably sample another of their fine companions just for variety. They are reliable, you pretty much get what is advertised in the photos, convenient locations and the price is not outrageous, I do agree with the 150 limit on the hour, not sure anything above that gives you that much more bang for the buck.

Thanks for another writeup on Mermaid! Your report was fair and balanced, and I think will be very helpful for future punters who would like to sample her wares.

If you're looking for someone who matches her pictures on the website, then I can say from experience that Noleta (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...yswater-noleta) is actually prettier in person. However, I fucked her before she got breast implants which are a turn off for me, but you may like them.

I've heard that Fortune (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...swater-fortune) is also prettier in person, but I'll have to wait to verify that during my upcoming return to London. I think that Steve 9696 can speak from experience.

I would imagine that very few Diva girls would do uncovered anal. Anal is something I would avoid taking part in without protection, and I would be on the fun end of that transaction!

A.

[Sad Old Guy]

Thanks everyone (Atanion, Andy F, Steve 9696 and others) on this board for all your advice and postings. I recently have been traveling to London for work and have been staying in the Boonies but now I think I'll stay around Paddington as there are lot options for decent cheap hotels and closeness to many incalls. Upon your recommendations, I went to online and scheduled an hour session with Mermaid (not her real name from Diva Escorts. They were easy and painless, confirmed receipt of my request almost immediately, then day of sent me an email and text to reconfirm upon which I received her address.

As recommended, I used money changers just outside the station and got much better rates than banks or at Heathrow. At the appointed time I turned up at her apartment 15 min walk from Paddington Station. Diva booked her back to back, a little ridiculous actually, missed prior client for my 6 pm because he took the elevator down and I walked up During our session, they were ringing her cell off the hook trying to schedule a 7 pm which she finally had to tell them no as she needed time to clean up and get ready for the next session after me. A little irritating but she apologized for the interruptions.

Mermaid is very nice, met me at the door in lingerie, shares an apartment with another girl (also in the business I presume) but had multiple doors to the apartment, all closed, presumably security in one of them to deal with issues if they arise. Rates were pre-determined on-line, gave her the donation and she left briefly to deposit, presumably with security. She is everything as advertised except for the face. She's 6 ft, long-legged, natural be-cups, brown skinned Romanian, excellent kisser with full GFE except for the face. Photos have been photo-shopped (her mouth) to make her look like a 10 when she's probably more of a 7 or 8. But really quite a pretty package overall irrespective. Her mouth is not quite a small and cute as in the photos but she makes it up being her DFK, really outstanding. She's been in the business for a year, supports her younger sister in London (not in the business) but she works a lot! She starts at 10 am and goes straight through 2-3 am every day with nary a day off. She'll probably head back to Romania after another year of this, so catch her while you can. Went for the full hour + A-Levels but she insisted on full coverage except for BBBJ. She does swallow for an upcharge but anything that goes in below the waist has to be covered. Could not even tempt here with a huge upcharge offer. Perhaps if she gets to know me better. I guess I have been spoiled by my UTRs and could not feel a damn thing in my cover despite using those ultra-thins from Thailand and could not complete my A-levels, she is very nice and tight back there! She actually made the effort and I did complete the experience in the stand manner inside her but she was nice enough to offer to refund my A-level upcharge. I let her keep it as a tip for a job well done. I think I need to get a Viagra prescription. Partook in DATY and she made the appropriate noises and movements but I am not convinced she climaxed although she said she did. I did manage to get her right nipple erasure sharp but for some reason, not the left one. I actually discussed with her the irony of willing to take a dick in the mouth and even swallow but drawing the line at bareback but understand her stand.

In any case, I would go back to Diva but probably sample another of their fine companions just for variety. They are reliable, you pretty much get what is advertised in the photos, convenient locations and the price is not outrageous, I do agree with the £150 limit on the hour, not sure anything above that gives you that much more bang for the buck.

[IsaBahn]

I think you forgot to read the forum. Several people have posted in this forum about how to monger in London, specifically when using Diva Escorts. Search through my posts with the word rubric in the title, and you'll see how I analyze Diva profiles to find the ones I want to session with.

Blaise fails several aspects of the rubric. For one, she has no reviews at all. Second, at 200 GBP per hour, I think you would have overpaid even if you did get chance to spend time with her. The Diva receptionists are good, but they can't be blamed if you don't do your due diligence.

Read my rubric and the several reports left by many people in this forum to improve your experience in London.

Also, if you're looking for an FKK experience in London, then I think you're out of luck. However, that does not mean you can't have a great time in London.

Thanks at Atanion for the information. I understand that I can find great girls in escortdiva.com by your recommendations. But my main pain point that even though, still 150 GBP it is expensive for a Romanian / Russian, and that it is very hard to find a real British sexy young girl and I am willing to pay for it, and of the point that it is quite hard to set an appointment with any type of girls, from Independent to speed fuck. It's just ain't it.

BTW. Looking for a "[Deleted by Admin]of Pascal" type of girls.

[Atanion]

Here is my two cents regarding London.

TL; DR; Not good at all. Quite expensive. Hard to set the appointment*with the girls. Lot's of scamming. Lot's of ghosting. Girls are not what you thought of. Basically other places will be better and cheaper. But might be that I didn't find the right place..

I think you forgot to read the forum. Several people have posted in this forum about how to monger in London, specifically when using Diva Escorts. Search through my posts with the word rubric in the title, and you'll see how I analyze Diva profiles to find the ones I want to session with.

Blaise fails several aspects of the rubric. For one, she has no reviews at all. Second, at 200 GBP per hour, I think you would have overpaid even if you did get chance to spend time with her. The Diva receptionists are good, but they can't be blamed if you don't do your due diligence.

Read my rubric and the several reports left by many people in this forum to improve your experience in London.

Also, if you're looking for an FKK experience in London, then I think you're out of luck. However, that does not mean you can't have a great time in London.

[AwesomeAlt]

Stayed in London for a couple of months this summer / autumn, and saw a couple of girls from Diva. I know I'm a bit late with the reports but better late than never.

Marinella. Small apartment near Earls Court. Marinella is very tall, looks like her photos, but unfortunately has a bit of a belly. The meeting didn't start great and unfortunately the awkwardness persisted for the whole hour. We started off with some small chat, I wasn't sure how to transition to the paperwork, or the rest of the meeting, she didn't initiate anything either, so we sorta just sat there talking for a couple of minutes. Finally I offered to get down to business, she gave me a towel and led me to the shower. Forgot to turn off the lights when I was done, got a stern warning from her, not exactly a mood-setter either. Anyway, we finally moved on to the bed, started with some light FK, then some OWO and finally on to FS. Everything was fine, but I wasn't feeling it at all, so didn't cum and just left after a bit. Generally, I don't think there's anything wrong about this girl, just our chemistry was way off.

Aelita. Had some confusion with the booking, actually met another punter who was coming to meet her roommate, very awkward. I had to call Diva, but eventually they sorted everything out. Nice basement apartment, giant bathroom by London standards, but I think she moved to another place since then. Aelita looks exactly like her selfies and she has a very firm and pleasant body. Tits operated but nicely done. Took a shower and returned to her room, Aelita was waiting in a nice little dress. Started with DFK and then she moved on to OWO. Good Lord, she does an absolutely divine OWO, literally the best I've ever had. CIM is included, so did just that, quite soon, haha. After that we chatted for a bit, she's very fun to be around and her English is good, then down to round 2. In retrospect I wish I'd fucked her, but her OWO was so good I just finished in her mouth again. Would repeat.

Gayana. Lives in an apartment near Paddington. I think she just came home right before I arrived, had to wait near her door for a couple of minutes while she was getting dressed to open the door. Finally she let me in, apologised for not having any makeup on (I didn't mind, she still looked gorgeous) and greeted me with a long DFK. Formalities were handled and she showed me to the shower while she put some makeup on. Gayana is very beautiful and is ridiculously fit. There's something off about her pictures though. I mean, it's definitely her in them, but she looks somehow different in real life, I don't think I would recognise her on the streets based on photos alone. That's not a negative, just something to be aware of. Anyway, we chatted for a little bit, then moved on to some more DFK and finally to OWO. She gave me a really long and unhurried BJ, it lasted for probably at least 30 minutes. Finally, moved on to mish in which I finished. Then we chatted some more while she gave me a light massage. Overall, quite expensive, but would probably repeat.

[Atanion]

Looks like Twiggy set her hourly rate back to 150!

Nice! I guess her rate of appointments slowed down at the 200 GBP level. I've added her back to the top of my list and will enjoy thinking about this price reduction as a nice discount on pussy while I'm fucking her.

A.

[IsaBahn]

Here is my two cents regarding London.

TL; DR; Not good at all. Quite expensive. Hard to set the appointment*with the girls. Lot's of scamming. Lot's of ghosting. Girls are not what you thought of. Basically other places will be better and cheaper. But might be that I didn't find the right place.

Maybe I just did not find the right place and I am unaware of good places in London. Yet so many disappointments*indicate something.

I am quite a frequent flyer. I have been all around the world, from Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, via US and many places in Europe (Germany, Spain, France, Netherlands, Austria, Poland and many many more) most of my reports were published in Hebrew but since the website was closed by the fascist*patronizing feminists*I moved to report here. So you can read other reports from recently here, but the older ones are in the Hebrew site.

When I first get to a city or country I always try to catch as much as I can from different types, even if I know I might be let down, I wish to try all types in order to understand how it works and then to find the best option and continue with it. A bit about me, I have money (not a millionaire but can spend higher than average I think in order to try). I speak a few languages quite all right, English, Spanish, Hebrew, Portuguese and Arabic. I enjoy every kind of Adults Services, from speed fuck, to all night, from regular girls to BDSM (which I like very much).

So, London. I am quite disappointed. It is my third or fourth time in London and I rarely get here. Like once every two years or so, but now it looks like now I will be spending more time in London.

London service workers are very hard to set an appointment, most of them will ask for a deposit, bank transfer, paypal or amazon voucher. Like really high percentages will ask for it, maybe 70%. In other countries it is not so common, like Berlin have no problem to book a girl. The attitude of the girls is very tedious. If you say something wrong they will not reply or deny the appointment. It is hard to understand exactly what services do they give. They reply late. Like really late. Like two weeks after I contacted them. So you would have think that at least if they demand deposit and so precise with their attitude, at least they will be specific. But no, actually the have disappeared, ghosted, was not on time or did not showed up. Very frustrating.

Here is my report. Not in a chronological order, but order by type:

Incall / Outcall escort:

There are many like huge amount of escort, massage websites in London. The majority is a scam and you will pay a lot for not the girls in the photos. Recommended website from this forum which I tried. But still disappointing:

1. *https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...istress-blaise*- I tried to set up a meeting with Blaise. I set up at 9 AM, I confirmed like 3 times the day before. I arrived for the incall address at 8:55 am. Zero - Nada. Zit. No one there. No ones opens the door. I waited until 9:15 am and then left. The owner apologized and I tried to set a different time but she could not. If you ask me, I don't think this lady actually exists. Although there were good recommendations I was disappointed.

2. *https://www.lilyfields.com/*- I got this recommended by a girl that I met in Brazil. I set up a meeting with Hanna. She was the girl in the photo and very sexy. Yet the prices on this websites are very very high. 200 GBP is more than 200 EURO which can be found in Berlin or even 60 EURO which can find the same kind of girls in any FKK in Germany or Austria. So why waste your money? Like 150 GBP for a Romanian girl?? - most of them ain't worth it.

I always enjoys the South American girls (I speak the language) and they are fun to be with, good looking. Yet I came to London to be with a sexy young British girl, preferable with large breasts and blonde hair. Couldn't find a good one no-where!! I prefer Germany and Brazil of course directly.

The London independent network:

This is a network of good looking girls, with some kinky tendencies, mistress and submissive here:*.

https://kinkylondonescorts.co.uk/*- yet very expensive. Again. Was very hard, actually many of the girls says London but actually in Tokyo, Thailand traveling, Dublin etc' - Others takes two week to reply my email when I am already back from London and others just ghost and have very ugly attitude:

Not recommended:*https://www.redheadescortlondon.com/*- set a meeting with her ot Friday night. She ghosted and stopped replying at Friday's morning and never heard from her again. So great.

http://isabellalynton.********.com/p/blog-page_24.html*- met with her. She is a nice person. But I came here to have sex! - She is waaaayyy older than the photos with plump body and eventually did not do all what she promised and the payment of 400 GBP is not worth it. For 200 GBP I would have come back again.

http://www.spankeefinder.org.uk/span...ucy-wilson.htm*- Not reccomended. Also ghosted a day before the meeting.

Spankee girls that likes to be spanked:

http://www.spankeefinder.org.uk/*but only spanked with no manual relief even for 200 GBP. Likes what the hell? - I can find in kaufmich.com girls that do much beyond for less money.

Mistresses / subs:

Many many mistresses. Very hard to set a meeting with, bad attitude. Yet some of them are quite good.

I really enjoyed:*https://stellawithlove.com/*not so good looking but very open minded for your fantasies. Also:*https://www.bustycharlotte.co.uk/*very nice, full sex, very open the fantasies and enjoys them. Probably the one I enjoyed most in London, yet still she is a bit plump and mature and quite expensive. Better go Germany.

Bad service:*https://missdelavere.com/*- worst service ever. She just do what ever she wants and act really angry, just took the money and did nothing. https://www.londonsubmissivegirls.com/*- had good meeting there. Reasonable price. Good service. A bit hard to set an appointment, yet quite good.

Adultwork:

https://www.adultwork.com/*- heard some good recommendations on this website. Yet it was so hard to contact many of the girls there and they are busy so did not meet anyone of them. But I think I would give it a better chance next time because it have potential.

Tinder:

Actually works quite good. Had three encounters with regular girls. The working girls in Tinder are hard to access again. So afraid to give their whatsapp.

Instagram / Hinch / Kik: I didn't try and should try again next time.

Tantra / Massage:

Most of them are scam.

I tried this one:https://www.healyoursexlife.com/*- quite boring for 200 GBP. I would enjoy much more with those 200 GBP in Brazil or even Artemis Germany.

If you have something to add, or something I forgot, please, do not hesitate to drop me a line.

Enjoy.

[Newbie6]

I just realized that Twiggy (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/twi...uth-kensington) is now 200 GBP per hour so I'm removing her from my fuck list for my upcoming trip to London. I've replaced her with Sweetie (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/light-brown-sweetie).

If all goes according to plan, I'll fuck Brinley (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-brinley), Sweetie, and then Fortune (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...swater-fortune). I'm keeping Lonce (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-lonce) in my back pocket in case availability doesn't work out for those three girls. Of course, I'll post reports here.

Looks like Twiggy set her hourly rate back to 150!

[Andy F]

SL.

Either you've not taken the tube from Heathrow or your perception of time is way off. Heathrow express 15 minutes. Tube to Earls court 45 minutes and if heading to Bayswater you change to district line and total time is over an hour. All in a dirty, noisy packed tube vs a clean quiet Heathrow express.

I would suggest that if you can't afford the £37 return fare on the train for a bit of comfort you probably shouldn't be spending £150 plus to fuck a girl.

As for Paddington not being the Centre of the world, it's pretty close to a lot of fantastic pussy.

And don't bother with getting an Oyster card just use your contactless phone or card.

AF.

If you take the Piccadilly line of the London Undergound, it cost 3. 10-5 one way.

Heathrow Express cost cost 22-25 one way.

To be 15 minutes faster you pay 4 to 7 times more.

Piccadilly line has many stops inside Zone 1,2,3. You can transfer / connect to many more lines and reach your final destination much faster.

Heathrow Express has only one stop, Paddington station, not exactly the 'Center of the 'Universe'.

The Key is Buy an Oyster Card.

That's the card everyone uses in London.

If money is not a concern. LOL. Bull Shit!

Hire a Rolls Royce Limo to chauffeur you around.

[Atanion]

Wow, I visited Twiggy last week, and it was 150. Overall she is a fantastic girl.

I guess the law of Supply and Demand swung in Twiggy's favor, and she decided to upgrade. This is another incentive to fuck as many girls as possible at the 150 level before they also decide to raise their prices!

I'd love to read a detailed review of Twiggy and any other Diva girls you've sessioned with.

[Newbie6]

I just realized that Twiggy (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/twi...uth-kensington) is now 200 GBP per hour so I'm removing her from my fuck list for my upcoming trip to London. I've replaced her with Sweetie (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/light-brown-sweetie).

If all goes according to plan, I'll fuck Brinley (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-brinley), Sweetie, and then Fortune (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/bru...swater-fortune). I'm keeping Lonce (https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-lonce) in my back pocket in case availability doesn't work out for those three girls. Of course, I'll post reports here.

Wow, I visited Twiggy last week, and it was 150. Overall she is a fantastic girl.

[SobeLizard]

So just a few travel tips to get you to your girls faster!

- A lot of the best 150 girls are in the Paddington and Bayswater area. There are a ton of reasonably priced hotels there and you can walk to many of the girls.

- The Heathrow Express goes straight to Paddington station and only takes 15 minutes once you board.

- As you arrive at Heathrow I will see various purple kiosks with ticket sellers for Heathrow Express. These are legit and official and faster than figuring out the machine. Tho you can certainly Wait and use the machines.

- Do NOT use the ATMs or money changers at the airport. Wait till you get to Paddington. Take a right out of the station and the first left has a couple legit bank ATM. There are money changers on the corner. Make sure to check the rates..

If you take the Piccadilly line of the London Undergound, it cost £3. 10-£5 one way.

Heathrow Express cost cost £22-£25 one way.

To be 15 minutes faster you pay 4 to 7 times more.

Piccadilly line has many stops inside Zone 1,2,3. You can transfer / connect to many more lines and reach your final destination much faster.

Heathrow Express has only one stop, Paddington station, not exactly the 'Center of the 'Universe'.

The Key is Buy an Oyster Card.

That's the card everyone uses in London.

If money is not a concern. LOL. Bull Shit!

Hire a Rolls Royce Limo to chauffeur you around.