FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Downandup]

Bernds has reopened now.

[Boomer10]

Haven't been to bernds since almost 3 years.

Famous Mara still in Bernd's or she retired?

Those were the very happy days.

Mara retired about 1. 5 years ago.

[Samy69]

Haven't been to bernds since almost 3 years.

Famous Mara still in Bernd's or she retired?

Those were the very happy days.

[Neurosynth]

I bet most of the ones working there now are middle aged, below GND look, unattractive, fourth choices, left over, ghetto looking, or bottom feeder type.

That's quite a string of insults for someone who hasn't a clue and is asking others for an answer. Others might get the impression that your pure speculation is somehow informed.

[SinglePro]

Is there anyone who's under 25 (college cutie type) working at Bernd right now or within the last few months? There used to be few about dozen years ago when I last visited it. I bet most of the ones working there now are middle aged, below GND look, unattractive, fourth choices, left over, ghetto looking, or bottom feeder type. Great services don't mean shit if the optic level isn't there.

[Mahaba]

Bernds is one of the most friendly FKKs and the women as a rule never approach you. Once you sit with a girl and do a little chit-chat she may lean in for a kiss. At this point make up your mind whether you want to take her to the room or just politely turn away and say I'll get back later. You can feel her up all you want and still say NO, that's fine. Once she initiates a DFK and you too respond and she moves on to a BBJ in the sofa and you just sit there like a statue and then say NO to the room that is morally not right. There are no rigid rules but declining after a public BBJ is unprofessional and you will come across as a complete douchebag. Discuss everything about the service, price and agree upon the terms before getting intimate and stick by it like a gentleman. In Bernds you pay the total amount for the all the fun you had only when you leave the club. Keep it classy and professional!

Absolutely agree. If you try to scam the girl by trying for a freebie they will either ask you to leave or everyone will simply ignore you until you leave on your own accord.

[Shivaswamy]

I read that the approach commonly in this club is like this: the girl sits next to you, or you next to her, some ritual questions "what's your name? Where are you from? "And then they start a BBJ. And, if you don't feel like going to your room, or haven't convinced you, you're free to tell the girl and she quietly leaves.

It's true? Usually in clubs if you allow the girl to start a BBJ, or even just do a french kiss, then you have to go to the room.

Thank you.

Bernds is one of the most friendly FKKs and the women as a rule never approach you. Once you sit with a girl and do a little chit-chat she may lean in for a kiss. At this point make up your mind whether you want to take her to the room or just politely turn away and say I'll get back later. You can feel her up all you want and still say NO, that's fine. Once she initiates a DFK and you too respond and she moves on to a BBJ in the sofa and you just sit there like a statue and then say NO to the room that is morally not right. There are no rigid rules but declining after a public BBJ is unprofessional and you will come across as a complete douchebag. Discuss everything about the service, price and agree upon the terms before getting intimate and stick by it like a gentleman. In Bernds you pay the total amount for the all the fun you had only when you leave the club. Keep it classy and professional!

[Dreams]

Tell me which restaurant allows you to order a meal, have a taste and not pay.

Excellent!

But it is true that you can have a "relatively" intimate contact before deciding to go to a room. By that I mean groping, light kissing, fondling.

[Akibono]

I read that the approach commonly in this club is like this: the girl sits next to you, or you next to her, some ritual questions "what's your name? Where are you from? "And then they start a BBJ. And, if you don't feel like going to your room, or haven't convinced you, you're free to tell the girl and she quietly leaves.

It's true? Usually in clubs if you allow the girl to start a BBJ, or even just do a french kiss, then you have to go to the room.

Thank you.

Tell me which restaurant allows you to order a meal, have a taste and not pay.

[Universo Fkk]

I read that the approach commonly in this club is like this: the girl sits next to you, or you next to her, some ritual questions "what's your name? Where are you from? "And then they start a BBJ. And, if you don't feel like going to your room, or haven't convinced you, you're free to tell the girl and she quietly leaves.

It's true? Usually in clubs if you allow the girl to start a BBJ, or even just do a french kiss, then you have to go to the room.

Thank you.

[Shivaswamy]

It's been more than two years since I visited the Hof. Is the blondie pretty face boobie beauty Maria still there? Has anybody been to Bernds recently? What's the scene like? Are the new recruits on par with Bernds service levels? Would love to pay a visit to Hof but lately haven't been seeing any glowing reports!

[GoneForAWalk]

On my way out from Bernd's in early December I briefly saw a sign with something about prices; unfortunately being in a rush I didn't have time to check and translate.

Has anyone been recently, if so have any of the prices changed from before Christmas.

[Sirioja]

I drive at average 200-240 kmph, with sometimes peak at 260-300 on Autobahn when there's no speed limit, no traffic jam and if the gods of rental cars are nice to me by giving free upgrade to a BMW or a Mercedes or occasionally a Porsche. It's so much hormone rush when I can drive so fast and no freaking state trooper is stopping me for speeding, kinda like similar hormone rush when I creampie inside a hot beauty and she's not stopping me. Only problem is that it sucks to drive in freeways back home with 65-75 mph limits after that awesome Autobahn experience. Long live Germany for pussy and speed. 😁

For a guy passionate by cars like me, like when I read about I make sport in Switzerland, just can t help laughing about reliability. When I love from legendary DDR trabant, to 964 turbo 4's, my dreamed car, the ultimate real little frog with flat 6 still with air refreshing engine, with no speed limit at 250 . Of course 993 with 2 turbos would be easier to increase power, but not same charm, but unfortunately, cute 964 could get a bigger turbo, can balance better unbreakable engine, but she can t get my friends skis or bicycle inside of her, she is so small with legendary air refreshed flat 6 just in your back. But everybody know about new German cars, when I prepare and increase power on my own cars to nearly 50%, even you rent AMG63 or M5 or Cayenne turbo, unfortunately now you can t put them over 250. German cars agreement. When I drive, and made me big problems in Switzerland, I use GPS and coyote to know my real speed. Already working on improving future one to improve her to 250, when I really love mine at the moment, maybe because I improved her so much, like with girls.

[Kabelha]

Made one of my infrequent visits to the Hof recently, arriving just around half past two. That said, I was still welcomed by name at the door by a smiling Elisa, who showed me to my locker as usual, during which time I took the opportunity to remind myself of her welcoming body.

Took some food. Chicken stroganoff and rice, which to my palate was better than the fare here often is. Then some drinks while looking around. Just seven girls present: Julia (first time I'd seen her for a long time), Sarah, Angie, Elisa, Maria, Cleo and Erika.

Found myself in the basement. Sarah came for a look. I'd sampled her before, not long after she had started at the Hof. As she speaks virtually no English and myself only slightly more German, I'd found it difficult to click with her last time, but recent reports have suggested that she is improving, so I followed her to the sauna, and enjoyed some pre-fight play with her there. To the room after 5-10 minutes. Service was definitely improved over three months ago, but still some way below the Bernds gold standard, IMHO (or experience). At least with me she insists on CBJ, which is a bit of a killer. Still, overall was not a disaster.

Returned to the main lounge and enjoyed several beers. Erika initiated a lesbian show with Elisa on an improvised bed, covering her in a whipped cream, chocolate sauce and various fruits. Naturally, several gents soon became interested in proceedings. Raised helmets all round, mine included. Elisa beckoned me over to enjoy strawberries and cream, and her gorgeous tits. Meanwhile another guy, was pounding Elisa's cream-covered mound with his tongue. Double flavour. Cleo was close by enjoying adding fruits to the cream on Elisa's tummy, so my hand found its way to her lovely snatch. Soon she was sucking me off while I stood watching the food fight going on over Elisa. We elected not to stay and watch the climax to the total carnage but headed for the zimmer where we both came very nice and hard. Mentally placed Cleo on my repeat list.

Spent some time in the garden and the lounge with some more beers and coffees. Repeated on the stroganoff. Stroked the neighbour's very friendly cat, Micky, vowing that it wouldn't be the last pussy I fondled today. Sure enough, back in the basement, I found Elisa initiating some oral with an older gent. She tipped me the wink that she wouldn't be long. Sure enough within 15 minutes she was out of the room, ran quickly off to perform some ablutions, then came back to find my willing member. Couldn't be bothered with the room, so took advantage of the complete couch service. Well up to scratch.

Elected to catch the 20:38 bus back to Hennef, so left about 20:15.

[Sirioja]

I think you misunderstand. I was saying that rtc, or Bernds, girls are very unlikely to meet your standards. I said that in response to you saying you might go for a quick look at 10.00. Absolutely no way was I suggesting that I would want you to pay for girls you would not go with in real life. In fact, the very opposite.

I am not sure how you misunderstood my post (maybe you missed the lighthearted self-mocking at me not being able to see until I got close up in a room) but I hope that it is clear now.

Cheers.

No problem, my answer was for you: You don't think RTC girls would be on my standards for look. In RTC or at Globe or even Aphrodisia, I will never pay for girls I would not desire at first sight in real life, I don t pay just for sex, I pay for pleasure in mind. September will mostly be for my climbing, because less hot, so losing less water, so better performances, but when I will have more time, I would be interested to see with my eyes RTC queens, even I know really no need to go to risky RTC to get natural sex, just have to be able to make some girls in normal clubs become so passionate and they don t ask extra, this happen, no talking about, repeated on next times always with no talking, no money talk. Much more valuable and enjoyable with much prettier girls, much less risky, even they usually don t take contraceptives when I ask, a problem. Nevertheless, I really don t hunt this, because not my best pleasure. Just happen sometimes, most often on first or second room, when she discovers way of sex she never experienced, even she may be not so new in business. Nobody do this, You do the same with others? Say some, like German Lucifer who is usually busy.