Pattaya Reports

[Omigawd]

I am afraid I don't remember the name of shop, perhaps its Paradise massage or something like that. Its the 3rd last shop in a lane lined up with massage shops, off the 2nd road (near honey massage I think). Spotted a very good looking lady from Isaan who won't budge from 800 per person per shot. My buddy really liked her as she spoke good English and was very pretty with nice boobs so decided to bite and went ahead. First threesome in a massage shop. She handled us very well, offering pussy to one while sucking other and so forth. The shop had half decent partitions, ambiance was pretty good with some sort of privacy. At 1600 bahts, this was a good one manage a trois and really helped bust a nut at 11 AM when other options were not on the table yet.

[JalenJames]

I started out today trying to get my cell phone a local SIM card and some data. That turned out to be kind of difficult with no Thai knowledge. I got the card, but no internet. The guy pointed me up the street and indicated that I need to pay. I needed to charge the phone. I wandered up the street but didn't see a cell phone store and asked another vendor. After some sign language and pointing at my non-working phone they pointed me to a little stand that looked like they were providing financial services of some kind. First it was a no-go because I didn't remember which service provider my SIM card was for and then I didn't know my new phone number. So I was going back and forth down the street and working with the guy who sold me the SIM card to get the answers. After all that it still didn't work until a sequence of symbols and numbers was typed into the phone to activate an amount on the phone.

Now that I got. Working phone I used it to track down a ATM to withdraw money. I have a Capital One checking account that doesn't charge international fees etc.

So off I go looking for trouble and found it by using sugarbook (https://sugarbook.com/). Skinny Vinnie who quoted me 5000 baht and of course I didn't negotiate down to 3000 baht like I should have. And when we get to the room she asks for payment up front. Now I should have negotiated all this beforehand but didn't. So I get what is coming to me in spades. I tried the "if you do a great job you get a great tip, not good then no tip. " So she proceeds to ask for another 5000 baht. Wait, that's not the way this is supposed to go!

After lunch and a rest I walked over to a unknown massage shop. The ladies at reception were nice and asked me to sit down and wait for the introductions. Kind of to my surprise the lady behind the desk got up and introduced herself first. She was seriously pretty and she was flirting with me as the second lady came in to introduce herself. Then I was asked to choose. Yeah only two. Well I picked the receptionist of course. And let me tell you I made the right choice. We started out dancing together. She slowly stripped off her clothes as we continued to dance together. Well the rest of the time was spent not totally GFE but with great enthusiasm. We pretty much finished when I gave her the big O. After that I was too tired to do more although she was willing.

Lesson learned: unless you have great negotiating skills (which I don't) I now think it's better for me to go to the Thailand. For some reason I have worse luck in Thailand.

[Love Matters]

Sometimes life sucks. I arrived in Pattaya for a relaxing holiday but three days later I found myself in the hospital with an acute appendicitis. Bad luck, but it's is treatable. Thailand has a good medical infrastructure and I had a good medical insurance, so no problems here. I survived and there were no permanent consequences.

However due to this incident I couldn't enjoy the available fruit as planned. I had to stay away from strenuous activities and avoid body contact. Keeping a fresh operation wound clean is a challenge in the tropics. In other words: a simple B2B massage or even too much sweating could put me to the risk of an infection.

So what could I do? The most important thing after any surgery is to stay active. So when they discharged me, I upgraded my hotel and spent the remaining time walking, talking and observing the streets so that I could still provide a humble contribution to this forum. No P4P for me this time unfortunately. But I forgot that I was in Thailand. Especially, I forgot I was in Pattaya.

First impressions of Walking Street and Beach road..

Firstly you write very nice report, nowadays we can see lot of people around tourist areas making videos for their vlogs, recording everything without consent of person.

Thailand is more flooded now, so people searching stuff in Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia and few places in Asia.

[Love Matters]

You are still in February, you won't get it.

Hahahaha, you caught it right.

[Love Matters]

Dear friends,

I live in Bangkok. Visited Pattaya for 3 nights for sexcapade. But instead of hitting beer bars, walking street and beach road, took refuge to Thaifriendly. Started working working up around a week in advance to get contacts and shortlist. I am a humble Indian. So, my options are rather limited.

1. 18 Mar 11 pm: Reached Pattaya. Check in hotel. The first girl Nicki from TF walks in at 11.30 for ST. Slim, talkative, 7/10. Spend around 2. 5 hours on drinking and action. (B1500).

2. 19 Mar 2 am: As Nicki left, hit the beach road to pick up one girl for LT. Unfortunately I was too tired with day's work, driving from BKK-PAT, drinking and action. So, only little drinking and left actions for the morning. 2 pops in the morning. She left as 11 am. (B2000).

3.19 Mar 11:30 am: Sarunee (TF girl) walks in for a full day (12 hours) appointment at B2500. She is matured (I think 36 yo), but slim, energetic and talkative. After some drink and one action, she discloses that she is fine with ass too. 2nd action in ass. Let her go at 6:30 pm and next appointment is approaching.

4.19 Mar 7:00 pm: Sabina (TF) arrives at hotel. Slim, 9/10, for an evening date. Couple of hours drinking at hotel room, followed by hitting the Hooters for a cocktail and beer. Then some Thaifood and back to hotel. LT for B2000. She is 30 yo, but looks (face and body) no more than 22. Had a full elaborated session once before going to sleep. Woke up at 10 am for 2nd action. She bade goodbye at 11:00 am..

Bro,

This kind of preparation and planning is not a easy thing, an award winning planning LOL.

For me it seems like you didn't find things in Bangkok or sex is banned for you there as you go Pattaya did full of heart sex.

Don't take seriously just kidding.

Happy mongering.

[Sona17]

You are still in February, you won't get it.

What time travel are you guys talking about?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Congratulations. Apparently, you also mastered time travel.

IMO shouldn't have time travel. Thats the only thing you could have avoided. Anyways how was coronavirus scene in March?

What time travel are you guys talking about?

[Zhuren]

IMO shouldn't have time travel. Thats the only thing you could have avoided. Anyways how was coronavirus scene in March?

Just been in Pattaya for a week. Bottom line: Business as usual, without the Chinese.

[Sona17]

IMO shouldn't have time travel. Thats the only thing you could have avoided. Anyways how was coronavirus scene in March?

Dear friends,

I live in Bangkok. Visited Pattaya for 3 nights for sexcapade. But instead of hitting beer bars, walking street and beach road, took refuge to Thaifriendly. Started working working up around a week in advance to get contacts and shortlist. I am a humble Indian. So, my options are rather limited.

1. 18 Mar 11 pm: Reached Pattaya. Check in hotel. The first girl Nicki from TF walks in at 11.30 for ST. Slim, talkative, 7/10. Spend around 2. 5 hours on drinking and action. (B1500).

2. 19 Mar 2 am: As Nicki left, hit the beach road to pick up one girl for LT. Unfortunately I was too tired with day's work, driving from BKK-PAT, drinking and action. So, only little drinking and left actions for the morning. 2 pops in the morning. She left as 11 am. (B2000).

3.19 Mar 11:30 am: Sarunee (TF girl) walks in for a full day (12 hours) appointment at B2500. She is matured (I think 36 yo), but slim, energetic and talkative. After some drink and one action, she discloses that she is fine with ass too. 2nd action in ass. Let her go at 6:30 pm and next appointment is approaching.

4.19 Mar 7:00 pm: Sabina (TF) arrives at hotel. Slim, 9/10, for an evening date. Couple of hours drinking at hotel room, followed by hitting the Hooters for a cocktail and beer. Then some Thaifood and back to hotel. LT for B2000. She is 30 yo, but looks (face and body) no more than 22. Had a full elaborated session once before going to sleep. Woke up at 10 am for 2nd action. She bade goodbye at 11:00 am.

5.20 Mar 1 pm: The Girl I invited was busy, so she connected me to her friend Am. Can say she is not professional, and moved to Pattaya recently. But she was bulky. Has asked for 2 sessions at 2500. But let her go only after one action.

6.20 Mar 4 pm: Invited another lady Noujine (TF). She is 35 yo, but nice skin, very fair and charming. Some drinks and one action with the best blowjob I ever had. (B1000+Generous tips).

7.20 Mar 7.30 pm: Invited he for LT. She is little heavy (not expected this much from picture though). She owns and runs a restaurant. Took her our for dinner, followed by some wine. Then back to hotel for a very nice GF action. Caught some sleep and she initiated the morning session. She had to leave early to open restaurant. So bade good bye at 7 am.

8.21 Mar 10 am: Caught some some sleep before welcoming the Lao beauty (TF) to my room. She looks 22 yo, though actually 32 yo, slim, dusky and energetic. For ST. Good session (B1500).

Then checked out at 12 noon to head for Bangkok.

Humbly inviting suggestions on what I could have done differently for a better time?

Thanks in advance.

WW.

[Hormone]

Dear friends,

I live in Bangkok. Visited Pattaya for 3 nights for sexcapade. But instead of hitting beer bars, walking street and beach road, took refuge to Thaifriendly. Started working working up around a week in advance to get contacts and shortlist. I am a humble Indian. So, my options are rather limited..

Great report Wonder World! I live in BKK and go to Pattaya for some short 2-3 day trips and I must say I have not explored the Thai Friendly options much. I think you did pretty well, I am not sure how you could improve! Most girls gave you good satisfaction from what I read, I would only say if the girl is not up to your liking / specifications from the start (as in the non pro friend who was relayed to you.) then just turn her down and go find someone else. Beach road, soi 6, walking street.

[Wonder World]

Dear friends,

I live in Bangkok. Visited Pattaya for 3 nights for sexcapade. But instead of hitting beer bars, walking street and beach road, took refuge to Thaifriendly. Started working working up around a week in advance to get contacts and shortlist. I am a humble Indian. So, my options are rather limited.

1. 18 Mar 11 pm: Reached Pattaya. Check in hotel. The first girl Nicki from TF walks in at 11.30 for ST. Slim, talkative, 7/10. Spend around 2. 5 hours on drinking and action. (B1500).

2. 19 Mar 2 am: As Nicki left, hit the beach road to pick up one girl for LT. Unfortunately I was too tired with day's work, driving from BKK-PAT, drinking and action. So, only little drinking and left actions for the morning. 2 pops in the morning. She left as 11 am. (B2000).

3.19 Mar 11:30 am: Sarunee (TF girl) walks in for a full day (12 hours) appointment at B2500. She is matured (I think 36 yo), but slim, energetic and talkative. After some drink and one action, she discloses that she is fine with ass too. 2nd action in ass. Let her go at 6:30 pm and next appointment is approaching.

4.19 Mar 7:00 pm: Sabina (TF) arrives at hotel. Slim, 9/10, for an evening date. Couple of hours drinking at hotel room, followed by hitting the Hooters for a cocktail and beer. Then some Thaifood and back to hotel. LT for B2000. She is 30 yo, but looks (face and body) no more than 22. Had a full elaborated session once before going to sleep. Woke up at 10 am for 2nd action. She bade goodbye at 11:00 am.

5.20 Mar 1 pm: The Girl I invited was busy, so she connected me to her friend Am. Can say she is not professional, and moved to Pattaya recently. But she was bulky. Has asked for 2 sessions at 2500. But let her go only after one action.

6.20 Mar 4 pm: Invited another lady Noujine (TF). She is 35 yo, but nice skin, very fair and charming. Some drinks and one action with the best blowjob I ever had. (B1000+Generous tips).

7.20 Mar 7.30 pm: Invited he for LT. She is little heavy (not expected this much from picture though). She owns and runs a restaurant. Took her our for dinner, followed by some wine. Then back to hotel for a very nice GF action. Caught some sleep and she initiated the morning session. She had to leave early to open restaurant. So bade good bye at 7 am.

8.21 Mar 10 am: Caught some some sleep before welcoming the Lao beauty (TF) to my room. She looks 22 yo, though actually 32 yo, slim, dusky and energetic. For ST. Good session (B1500).

Then checked out at 12 noon to head for Bangkok.

Humbly inviting suggestions on what I could have done differently for a better time?

Thanks in advance.

WW.

[AmPervert]

I am coming back and was wondering if anyone knows of any lactating or pregnant providers? Maybe Pattaya will have this sort of option.

We all have our kinks.

[GettingFedUp]

Beach Road was already 3 lanes, are they widening it to 4?

I believe the OP was (a) guessing and (b) wrong.

Beach Road is being dug up to install big drains to try to stop it becoming Pattaya Lagoon every time there's a heavy rainstorm. Whilst this is going on the road is down from 3 lanes to 2 in places, sometimes only 1 when the big machinery is in use during the day.

Back pre-Christmas it was the stretch from BR Soi 10 (so just after Central Festival) to about Soi 13 that was being worked on. It's not a bit of town I am often in, but I might have a wander up to the TQ tonight for old times sakes and to see where the roadworks have got to.

[Banana Boi]

I think you were on soi Thanya the next street over from Patpong 2.

Let's see what Gin and Tonic's response is. Personally I never consider Thaniya Road as part of Patpong. It may only be a block but it's like you flew across the Pacific. Saying Thaniya Road is Patpong is like saying Soi 25 is LK Metro or Rasputin is on Soi 6.

A few months ago, I've seen a dead pedestrian who tried crossing Beach Road, and failed. Plenty of people need to cross that road, some of them old, many of them drunk. Widening it will cost lives, crossing 3 lanes is already hard, 4 will be like playing Frogger.

I've seen large Chinese tour buses screaming through the curb lane nearest the beach at around 80-100 kmh while other cars were going 10-20 kmh deking through the parked baht buses in the other lanes. Always a recipe for disaster.

[Crocodilexp]

The BR is undergoing widening and now parking is allowed in lane adjacent to coconut bar "road". In typical 3rd world country style instead of working a section, the whole road is messed up.

What the hell are they doing? Beach Road was already 3 lanes, are they widening it to 4? That's the exact opposite of what a beach needs, ideally it should be a small road used only for public transit and to supply local businesses.

A few months ago, I've seen a dead pedestrian who tried crossing Beach Road, and failed. Plenty of people need to cross that road, some of them old, many of them drunk. Widening it will cost lives, crossing 3 lanes is already hard, 4 will be like playing Frogger.