Tijuana Escort Reports

[JH 1001]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Phordphan definitely knows his stuff & makes a very good suggestion here, as well:

"Check the independents. CL, Locanto, SexyTijuana, Mileroticos. You'll find something you like but it takes a lot more legwork and effort. It's not for the lazy, and you'll need some Spanish. ".

There are lots of thick indies, in fact more than the 2 or 3 you'll find at most agencies. I've found some pretty decent indies myself & I like thick chicas. I'm not sure how thick you want to go but be aware, there are some really big gals out there just waiting to gobble you up for a snack. My suggestion is take the photos that indies post with a healthy dose of reality. Remember that they try to show their best angles in those 4 or 5 photos. I've run into a couple of indies that looked perfectly thick for me in the photos but ended up being the size of defensive linemen when they showed up at my hotel door. Also, the term "gordibuena" often bandied about in those posts, in my experience, means "a couple of rolls short of the Michelin Man".

I hope we've been able to help.

JH.

[JH 1001]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Not too many thick, curvy women with big asses in Tijuana? Why, my dear boy, I beg you to continue your research!

Tijuana is full, FULL, I say, of chicas fed a strict diet of manteca & cheap lager, which, if able to get past the protruding beer-gut area, lovingly makes its way down to the posterior.

Study after study has shown that squeezing a big, fat ass into a skirt or jeans 2 sizes too small is a regular part of the female mating ritual in this part of the jungle.

Now, my young student, *directs pointer to chart on wall* for your homework, I assign to you the study of these fine specimens:

Brandy at Musas, Martell at Queens, Reyna at Mexico Lindo Bar, Jade at CumInTJ, Alicia at Hot and Sexy Latinas. (Some of these I have researched at length, on multiple occasions, & have had the opportunity to probe deeply during analysis).

I expect a full report on my desk ASAP! (With dirty details for extra credit).

You can thank your professor later!

JH.

[Phordphan]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Check the independents. CL, Locanto, SexyTijuana, Mileroticos. You'll find something you like but it takes a lot more legwork and effort. It's not for the lazy, and you'll need some Spanish.

[OlderMan4U]

LOL, I've actually done this. After a session, I used google translator to tell the escort I was going to a movie and if she would like to come with. We went to the Galeras Hipdromo one. They didn't have any VIP movies that I hadn't seen yet, but they did have a normal movie so we went to that one. During the movie she put her legs on top of mine and I think I was suppose to feel her up while we watched the movie but I didn't do much of that. When the movie was over, I didn't feel like going for another hour so I dropped myself off at the hotel via uber and told the uber guy to take her wherever she wanted.

I'd say it wasn't the best experience but I didn't take advantage of the situation (making out and feeling her up). Could be because we had just gotten done with a session so it might be a good idea to do it before the session? She didn't charge me for taking her to the movies so it didn't cost me anything. I think she just thought a 2nd session might happen.

You might be able to take one to a strip club (maybe not in zona norte).

Sure. The Cinepolis VIPs are nice. There's one in Hipodromo and one in Plaza Rio. They have a "love seat" setup so you can snuggle. Prices are quite reasonable compared to CA movie prices.

La Fogata for their "Trio LOS Panchos" style group. Good music, the bar area is nice and it's not loud to the point where you can't talk.

Caliente dog track is fun on occasion. Have a drink, bet on the dogs, maybe win a few bux.

Loads of great dinner / cocktail spots all over Tijuana.

Antigua Bodega de Papel has local musicians most evenings. Check their Facebook page. I think they're doing the Vagina Monologues at this point, but that won't last forever.

Great tips, thank you.

[Zeek123]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

[Member #4722]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!

Team Geisha has had a couple in the past maybe you can contact them and ask if any Russian lady's are planning a visit.

[Chator]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!

No, not possible. You can try Thailand or Europe, possibly Germany.

[Kit002]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!

[Phordphan]

Anyone ever taken an escort out to a movie? Which theater and was it a good experience?

Any other places to recommend (I'm not a nightclub disco kind of guy, too old for that). Thanks.

Sure. The Cinepolis VIPs are nice. There's one in Hipodromo and one in Plaza Rio. They have a "love seat" setup so you can snuggle. Prices are quite reasonable compared to CA movie prices.

La Fogata for their "Trio LOS Panchos" style group. Good music, the bar area is nice and it's not loud to the point where you can't talk.

Caliente dog track is fun on occasion. Have a drink, bet on the dogs, maybe win a few bux.

Loads of great dinner / cocktail spots all over Tijuana.

Antigua Bodega de Papel has local musicians most evenings. Check their Facebook page. I think they're doing the Vagina Monologues at this point, but that won't last forever.

[Phordphan]

I decided on my current trip I'd try out mileroticos. I've done most of the agencies and they've always been great but mileroticos looks like they've got some really good, cheap tallent that's willing to do some interesting things. I took a look at this girl with her own webpage and gives you a link when you whatsapp her. The page has very loud music so be sure to turn down your speakers before you visit the page.

https://www.lindafresita.com/%e2%99%...tos-%e2%99%a1/

She has a believable long back story and a lot of work done on the web, and her prices are kinda believable. 1200 pesos for an hour and a half (1500 pesos for 3 hours. Kinda not believable) and anal 300 pesos extra (very believable). I decided to arrange a meeting at my hotel and we exchanged a ton of messages. After we arrange everything, she drops a bomb, she wants a bank transfer to her account. I told her I only deal in cash. She insists on a bank transfer or she wouldn't come by. I've been doing this enough where I know these girls prefer cash. I've never met a girl who wants a bank transfer before. At that point I just stop messaging her.

I took another look at mileroticos and I REALLY don't trust any of these posts. It's probably just some guy trying to scam people.

I used facebook before in Colombia and it turned out to be a pretty good source but way too much work. Agencies are pretty awesome but they are starting to get expensive and mechanical. Hopefully someone finds a good answer on this form and decides to share it with us. I'm very very tempted to start a decentralized web system and leave flyers on how girls can access and post on it at colleges. The problem would be cops shaking down the girls by setting up an appointment and there's still a problem of scammers posting with fake girl accounts. There would need to be some kind of reputation system and vetting process I haven't worked out yet. Has anyone had any luck with the sugar baby websites?

Mileroticos isn't "some guy" trying to scam people. It's a site for escorts in general. Anybody can post an ad. Yes, lots of scams out there. But lots of legit girls, too. It's up to the end user to do the legwork necessary to weed out the scams. In my experience, 100% of ads of girls that include face pix are scams. This one is absolutely no exception. I see her original ad on ME, and immediately red flags go up.

Obviously, this is a Tijuana board, but her number is a CDMX number. Were you in CDMX at the time?

[Jackie888]

Ha ha ha. I love the way you've deciphered them!

For trios, MHM generally means Mujer, Hombre, Mujer.

Not sure about MLM, though.

Anyone got any ideas?

JH.

Chica-chica-lesbian client.

[JH 1001]

"MHM" and "MLM" are offered as "Extras" by ladies on GoodGirls.

I'm assuming they don't mean "My Hand Masturbating" and "Mammaries Lactating Mucho".

Can somebody clue me in?

Ha ha ha. I love the way you've deciphered them!

For trios, MHM generally means Mujer, Hombre, Mujer.

Not sure about MLM, though.

Anyone got any ideas?

JH.

[ScatManDoo]

"MHM" and "MLM" are offered as "Extras" by ladies on GoodGirls.

I'm assuming they don't mean "My Hand Masturbating" and "Mammaries Lactating Mucho".

Can somebody clue me in?

MHM means a two women and one man threesome (Mujer-Hombre-Mujer).

I must have missed seeing the MLM acronym on that website.

[WombatEd2]

"MHM" and "MLM" are offered as "Extras" by ladies on GoodGirls.

I'm assuming they don't mean "My Hand Masturbating" and "Mammaries Lactating Mucho".

Can somebody clue me in?

[Duncan216]

Duncan,

She looks hot, but her rates are too good to be true, then the wire transfer, WTF.

There are way too many scams by these escorts, wasting time and money. Bar girls like HK are way more upfront and honest, what you see and grope are what you get, instantly!

Very true. I love the test driving and environment. I'll hit up the clubs again next trip.