Bogota Reports

[Woodman09]

Will write it up later. Here is from round 2, Just love a pretty plumper with big boobs / ass.

[TaderHead]

Yes, also in the daytime casas in Chapinero and clubs away from Santa Fe are hot housewives working on the down-low.

I'm heading down next week and would love to know where to find these "casas". The last few times I've used agencies and have not had a bad experience yet. So far I've been able to get pics and videos from all of them and this last time the girl and I hit it off pretty well. She invited me to come hang out with her when I come back. I'll probably take her to dinner and then head back to her apartment for a session. LOL.

Also, I've yet to make it to Santa Fe. I just haven't drummed up the courage to go by myself yet.

Anyway, any help appreciated. I'll be coming back here every month for the foreseeable future unless this Corona shit ruins it for us.

[Blue Touch]

If the USA Is included in the list of self-quarantine, please let us know. Is there any website providing updated info on the immigration restriction?

Thanks a lot.

The latest development regarding Coronavirus:

Anyone been in Italy, Spain, France or China in the last 14 days has to stay in auto-quarantaine (at hotel for non residents) during 14 days at arrival in Colombia. Immigration will ask which hotel or adress will be used for autoquarantaine. Foreigners who don't respect this autoquarantaine risk deportation, Colombians risk prison.

Any social event with more than 1000 people is forbidden in Bogota during one month.

[JjBee62]

What is the current weather situation there. I noticed it's about 20 cooler than in Orlando Florida. Should I leave the tank tops and shorts at home and concentrate on pants and long sleeves. Am I overthinking things Woodman I hit you up on email but I haven't got a response. I'm looking at heading to Bogota for a few days next week.
Also I wouldnt dare wear A fresh pair of all white Tennis shoes so the DR because of the terrain. Could the same be said about Bogot. Ive been to Medellin twice and didnt see a problem.

Temperature at night in Bogota will drop into the high 40's. Daytime highs might get into the low 70's. Tank tops and shorts aren't common in Medellin. In Bogota they're rarer than an 18 year old virgin.

The shoes should be alright if you watch your step.

[Woodman09]

The latest development regarding Coronavirus:

Anyone been in Italy, Spain, France or China in the last 14 days has to stay in auto-quarantaine (at hotel for non residents) during 14 days at arrival in Colombia. Immigration will ask which hotel or adress will be used for autoquarantaine. Foreigners who don't respect this autoquarantaine risk deportation, Colombians risk prison.

Any social event with more than 1000 people is forbidden in Bogota during one month.

Yes, Yellow Alert, I have been showing some guys around. I feel like we are in the last hurrah for a while, The CV is coming but not here yet (I hope). At the least bars and clubs will be shut in the future.

Action has been pretty good, plenty of hot girls.

[Routard]

The latest development regarding Coronavirus:

Anyone been in Italy, Spain, France or China in the last 14 days has to stay in auto-quarantaine (at hotel for non residents) during 14 days at arrival in Colombia. Immigration will ask which hotel or adress will be used for autoquarantaine. Foreigners who don't respect this autoquarantaine risk deportation, Colombians risk prison.

Any social event with more than 1000 people is forbidden in Bogota during one month.

[GrownMan1]

What is the current weather situation there. I noticed it's about 20 cooler than in Orlando Florida. Should I leave the tank tops and shorts at home and concentrate on pants and long sleeves. Am I overthinking things Woodman I hit you up on email but I haven't got a response. I'm looking at heading to Bogota for a few days next week.
Also I wouldn’t dare wear A fresh pair of all white Tennis shoes so the DR because of the terrain. Could the same be said about Bogotá. I’ve been to Medellin twice and didn’t see a problem.

[MongerHunger]

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it. I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse. I have been to several other central and south american countries and Colombia is the worst by far. Its one of the many reasons I don't like Santa Fe. On the other hand, the Colombian guys don't bother me at all, other than harassing me to go into the clubs but without the racism.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

After the first pop they are looking for the next client and a chance to get more money in less time. They want to be efficient for Capital Gains. Don't take it personal, it's business for them and should be only a service for you unless your pursue is beyond that. Explore more and expand your options with the Chino thing, use it to your advantage and peak their interest about you and you're ethnicity. A rare commodity for them.

[JjBee62]

Price to quality debate:

I recently decided to sample some of the high end hookers (300 k / h average price) for 'research' purposes. On the positive side, all gave solid performances. Unfortunately, I can say the same of 80% of the 80 - 150 k hookers I have seen so far. But I could not deny the convenience value; easy scheduling, and you get exactly what you order. My conclusion is that they can be of value if you have very limited time (on business) and can't afford to wade through countless ads trying to weed out potential scammers. More like using the hotel mini bar.

On an light side, many of the agencies fronting the expensive hookers tend to pitch them as college students, doing this only 'part time' ostensibly to pay their 'tuition'. How original! And the ladies will pitch the exact same story when they show up. I guess the fantasy must endure very well.

Meaningless coincidences, awkward moments, and surprises or not:

I was very horny on Monday and had three sessions in row at different places, all three ladies were surprisingly called Alejandra, not sure how common this name is in the mongering scene...

You need to branch out more with your food search. Sure there's plenty of fried food and hamburgers, but there's plenty of other things.

Go to Crepes and Waffles and try the Green Kiss soup. There's probably a potato themed place (search "patata") which does stuffed baked potatoes with lots of toppings to choose from. Look for any place with Ajiaco, a nice chicken and potato soup served with avocado, capers and sour creme.

Or just look for a typical Colombian place. Many serve a menu of the day meal. Small light salad with avocado, rice, possibly yuca or potatoes, soup, fried plantain and your choice of meat. I usually get chicken, grilled, boneless, skinless breast. Usually can get either fruit juice, or guarapo with it as well. Prices run from 8 k-15 k, all in.

Check out the malls. There's usually an excellent salad place. Just can't remember the name. Some of the Italian places are also good, not quite as healthy though.

[Kib123]

I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

I hope this joke is taken the right way, but your screen name does sound a bit like corona virus.

[Kib123]

Price to quality debate:

I recently decided to sample some of the high end hookers (300 k / h average price) for 'research' purposes. On the positive side, all gave solid performances. Unfortunately, I can say the same of 80% of the 80 - 150 k hookers I have seen so far. But I could not deny the convenience value; easy scheduling, and you get exactly what you order. My conclusion is that they can be of value if you have very limited time (on business) and can't afford to wade through countless ads trying to weed out potential scammers. More like using the hotel mini bar.

On an light side, many of the agencies fronting the expensive hookers tend to pitch them as college students, doing this only 'part time' ostensibly to pay their 'tuition'. How original! And the ladies will pitch the exact same story when they show up. I guess the fantasy must endure very well.

Meaningless coincidences, awkward moments, and surprises or not:

I was very horny on Monday and had three sessions in row at different places, all three ladies were surprisingly called Alejandra, not sure how common this name is in the mongering scene.

Visited Mezzanine one afternoon and as I was a getting the prelude massage, another dude entered the next pigeonhole with his date. In a moment the dude started groaning so loudly, it got very awkward. Mr. Johnson shriveled faster than the head of a scared turtle. My lady turned up the music, but it didn't help much. Luckily for us (and obviously the lady who was servicing the dude), they dude was done in a minute and a half tops. Made me feel proud of myself.

Corona virus and BJ: An energetic lady visited my casa, and she was a passionate lover, lots of enthusiastic DFK and the typical GFE stuff. She got real wet and and moaned convincingly as I fingered her. When it came the time to BJ, she insisted on CBJ, which was a surprise. I asked why. She said because she's afraid of corona virus. Go figure.

Went to Mezzanine a few days back and was surprised when my lady provided a delicious BBBJ without much prodding or the standard up-sell. I reciprocated by giving her a repeat visit. She upped me one by giving full blown GFE. I love Bogota!

Visited Santa Fe, lady population has gone up quite a bit since I was there last. Place is still seedy as hell and I just don't get it.

Other stuff:

As others have mentioned before me, getting good healthy food in Bogota is a challenge. Everything is deep fried, or a hamburger. Went to a high end cafe the other day and asked for something light. They suggested a sandwich. I said fair enough. Unfortunately the sandwich bread was brioche, made with 50% butter, with a taste to prove it. Inside was cheese, generous creamy sauce, bacon,. You get the idea. I feel like every time I leave Bogota I need to go on a broccoli diet for 2 weeks to clear my system.

Bogota has perhaps the best coffee houses I have visited globally. Avoid the chains, and visit the small indies that roast their coffee in house. One of my favorites is Kiri Cafe in the Parque 93 vicinity. When in Usaquen, try Cafe Quindio. Premium coffeee at its best.

[Kib123]

Why did you have a problem with it? They just call out to you by the visible characteristics. Nobody means any harm by it. If you were slim they would call out flaquito. If you were fat they would call out gordito. I am Black American (but not dark skin), so to me they call out moreno. When I am in Brazil they call out Negao. When I am in Tijuana they call out chocolatay. Here in Thailand they call out
chocolate man. They just want to get your attention in hopes of getting business from you.

Correct! Nothing to do with racism, it is not in their best interest to lose your business by insulting you. They intend it to be a playful way to capture your attention.

[Mr Enternational]

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it.

Why did you have a problem with it? They just call out to you by the visible characteristics. Nobody means any harm by it. If you were slim they would call out flaquito. If you were fat they would call out gordito. I am Black American (but not dark skin), so to me they call out moreno. When I am in Brazil they call out Negao. When I am in Tijuana they call out chocolatay. Here in Thailand they call out
chocolate man. They just want to get your attention in hopes of getting business from you.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I am completely comfortable in Santa Fe, and didn't get any shit from anybody when I was walking hand in hand from both of the girls aside from random dudes staring, calling estefhany hot, or making a joke about Corona virus (I'm Asian American).

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it. I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse. I have been to several other central and south american countries and Colombia is the worst by far. Its one of the many reasons I don't like Santa Fe. On the other hand, the Colombian guys don't bother me at all, other than harassing me to go into the clubs but without the racism.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

[Woodman09]

What was the nature of the fail? Was it you or was it her?

Fails happen, I try really hard to vette girls for attitude and try to get a hint about what to expect but there are a some who put on a good show and turn into a zero when you get in the room. Shit happens, I'm always leery trying new girls. It's great if you can get a lapdance and flirt a bit in the clubs.