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[Questner]

Hording pesos is one the dumbest things I've read here recently, especially leaving Colombia with pesos. You should withdraw pesos at ATM, buy dollars cash and repatriate cash home, all within limits and security precautions. XE rate now is 4,117 and you can buy USD at 3,480 pesos.

[Kelso1]

His friend lives in Colombia. Kelso was stockpiling pesos, which I assume the friend would hold for him, to take advantage of the current exchange rate. I imagine quite a few expats are doing the same thing.

I was just going to respond when I saw your post. A good example on how some posters don't really understand what is posted but still they comment anyway.

I was drugged years ago with a drink in my room. I woke up seven hours later in my bed. This time I did not drink with her. I think she got it in my face somehow. I did not sleep I was walking around in my room in a daze.

This incident really woke me up. I have been mongering for a long time. I have had many beautiful girls and most of the time it has been great not only for the sexo but with the friends I have met in my travels.

At almost 74 years old It is time for me to pull the plug on my travels to monger.

At this time I wish all the fellows good luck.

[TjBrazil]

His friend lives in Colombia. Kelso was stockpiling pesos, which I assume the friend would hold for him, to take advantage of the current exchange rate. I imagine quite a few expats are doing the same thing.

Wait till your last day and take out as many pesos as you can before leaving. Call the bank and tell them to raise your limit for that day. No excuse to be having that much money in your hotel room unless there is zero chance of the maids or a guest stealing it.

[JjBee62]

Kelso,

I'm shocked at your report about being robbed of all that money. You say you're a experienced monger. Number one- why do you have that much cash at one time. You should have a Charles schwab checking account where all ATM fees are refunded at end of the month. A schwab card and mongering go together like a bat and baseball. With that card you can take out a little at a time and never worry about being robbed for more than 100 to 150 dollars. As far as your phone. You should only be using an old smartphone and keep your new one in the US. I still have my first smartphone that I take to Mexico and Colombia, or any mongering destination. My 600 dollar phone stays in my home. TLN is only with girls that you know well and have a good time with. Never buy the car first time out. Rent it and then buy it for a longer term. These are things you should know as a experienced monger.

His friend lives in Colombia. Kelso was stockpiling pesos, which I assume the friend would hold for him, to take advantage of the current exchange rate. I imagine quite a few expats are doing the same thing.

[TjBrazil]

Kelso,

I'm shocked at your report about being robbed of all that money. You say you're a experienced monger. Number one- why do you have that much cash at one time. You should have a Charles schwab checking account where all ATM fees are refunded at end of the month. A schwab card and mongering go together like a bat and baseball. With that card you can take out a little at a time and never worry about being robbed for more than 100 to 150 dollars. As far as your phone. You should only be using an old smartphone and keep your new one in the US. I still have my first smartphone that I take to Mexico and Colombia, or any mongering destination. My 600 dollar phone stays in my home. TLN is only with girls that you know well and have a good time with. Never buy the car first time out. Rent it and then buy it for a longer term. These are things you should know as a experienced monger.

[JjBee62]

So you are saying because of the shutdown street girls are more dangerous. Really what has that to do with a bad apple? This girl is a real pro. No matter what the situation she is looking to score.

BTW I was wondering when someone would blame me for the incident. Well you are right it is my fault for being a dumb monger.

Is that how you're going to take it? You've been around for awhile. You've even, according to you, been through the same thing before.

How many times have you seen reports telling people to avoid TLN with unknown girls? They're unknown. You know nothing about them. Your knowledge level on all the important performance issues is zero. You don't know if she's got a stinky pussy, or severe baby damage. You don't know if she's a starfish, or if she's going to be resistant to everything you want. You don't know. It has little to do with getting drugged and robbed. It's the risk that you're wasting money on something that won't meet your expectations.

So yes. If a seasoned veteran grabs a complete unknown for TLN and the session isn't what he expected, I'm going to say the seasoned veteran should have known better.

You still haven't told us how she got the drug into you. That would be useful to know. I assume you had something to drink with her. It seems common for guys to get drugged that way. I've lost track of the number of times I've written to keep your drink under your control at all times, don't take drinks from strangers, don't let girls make your drinks.

But we all let our guard down at times. I'm not saying it's your fault, but I am saying you should be looking at it to figure out how it happened and what people should do to reduce the risk.

As for staying off the streets. The world is shutdown. There are already a lot of people who are facing more hardship than usual. That means more desperate people are going to be out and about and less of the dependable people will be out and about. The chance of running into a problem is going up every day. The governments know this. Why do you think curfews are going into effect?

Now is a good time to sit at home and do nothing.

[Kelso1]

A better rule of thumb is don't do TLN with unknown girls.

Another rule to consider:

When all the bars, clubs and restaurants in an entire country have been shutdown, borders have been closed to foreigners, residents have been advised to stay home, maybe it's a bad time to be picking up girls off the street.

So you are saying because of the shutdown street girls are more dangerous. Really what has that to do with a bad apple? This girl is a real pro. No matter what the situation she is looking to score.

BTW I was wondering when someone would blame me for the incident. Well you are right it is my fault for being a dumb monger.

[Orgasmico]

My gal squeaked out on this one. It turns out Colombians can travel as long as they are back by Sunday the 22nd. Apparently, someone supposed to be in quarantine ignored the restriction: https://www.lafm.com.co/colombia/duq...B9jauuAZ8UEmi8.

Customs scolded her for leaving the country in a time like this but let her through. Now if she can just get through Mexican customs.

Yeah, it's crazy. I got a flight for next Friday to Orlando that I was planning to change to October. Today the airline sent me an email saying next Friday's flight is cancelled because MDE is shutting down for 30 days.

[Elvis 2008]

My gal squeaked out on this one. It turns out Colombians can travel as long as they are back by Sunday the 22nd. Apparently, someone supposed to be in quarantine ignored the restriction: https://www.lafm.com.co/colombia/duq...B9jauuAZ8UEmi8.

Customs scolded her for leaving the country in a time like this but let her through. Now if she can just get through Mexican customs.

Newly announced measure will be enforced starting this weekend and will prevent Colombians and foreign nationals from entering the country for a period of 30 days.

https://www.lafm.com.co/colombia/duq...B9jauuAZ8UEmi8

[Orgasmico]

State Dept. To Tell Americans Abroad – Come Home Or Prepare To Shelter In Place.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...el-four-137227

[Orgasmico]

Newly announced measure will be enforced starting this weekend and will prevent Colombians and foreign nationals from entering the country for a period of 30 days.

https://www.lafm.com.co/colombia/duq...B9jauuAZ8UEmi8

[Orgasmico]

Damn, I was thinking about hitting the coast for a weekend to do some snorkeling but looks like I'll stay in Medellin and just visit some of the pueblitos when I want a change of pace.

[Mr Enternational]

I have read that some of the drugs used will cause you to be very obedient. So you probably opened the safe when she told you to.

There are tons of videos on youtube that teach you how to open a safe. You can use a magnet, potato, your fist, etc. With a magnet you can move the plunger down while you turn the handle. With a heavy object you can strike the top and turn the handle quickly while the plunger is down.

[Fun Luvr]

... Anyway, the girl I am tightest with in Colombia was really disappointed. Her school has been moved to online, and I asked her if she could fly here. Apparently, she could although she risks a quarantine when getting home even though Mexico has not been hit so hard with the virus. ...

She will be subject to quarantine for 14 days when she returns to Colombia. https://www.iata.org/contentassets/e...v-measures.pdf.

[Elvis 2008]

Two days before my last scheduled trip, and I had such a set of hotties lined up, the travel ban to Colombia went into effect. I had cleared a nice 2 weeks off of my schedule, looked around not wanting to stew in the ever more hyperparanoid sex prison, and saw that Guadalajara, Mexico has great airfares and was a place I wanted to check out. I have not been here before. The women are nice enough here, but it sure ain't Colombia.

Anyway, the girl I am tightest with in Colombia was really disappointed. Her school has been moved to online, and I asked her if she could fly here. Apparently, she could although she risks a quarantine when getting home even though Mexico has not been hit so hard with the virus.

So I got her a dirt cheap last minute $220 flight on Copa, and she is scheduled to come out. I asked everybody how much she would need to bring with her so customs didn't give her a hard time, and the universal figure seemed to be $500. I shipped it to her via Western Union, and we got around 3900 COP per dollar.

Meanwhile, the Mexican peso has plunged too. It has gone from 19 to 24. The hotel I am staying is Marriott quality and is $30 a night. She asked what if she couldn't get back to Colombia, and I said that you could just stay here. Puerto Vallarta is a 4 hour drive from here, and we may go there. If the border is closed, then that place may be deserted. Already the cruise ships are not stopping there. I can just say that I am not seeing the hysteria here like other places which is nice.

The exchange rate here is a mess too. Even though it is listed at 24, the best rate I got was 23 sending myself money via Western Union. The airport gave me 17, and I went to a moneygram place, and it was 21. I have seen other places at 18 and 19.

Mexico is nice, but is like hamburger versus the steak of Colombia. God do I miss the women there. My posse is sending me sweet messages, sex videos, I miss you texts. And hopefully, my main squeeze makes it through and she is here tomorrow. We are flying her through Panama City and to Guadalajara. It was the best price but also bypasses Mexico City which I have heard is where Customs is the roughest on foreigners.

So there is still pussy to be hand in the Latin world. It just is not the kind we all are used to.

It was funny the other day someone asked me about setting me up with an American woman, and without even thinking about it, I responded, "I don't date American women. " Colombia cured me of that bad habit.