Melbourne

[LostWithinDays]

Gday all,

Just a thought if anybody on list knows anyone doing home massage due to all these closures at the present.

I'm guessing that house in claravale street Clayton will still be open for business.

If anyone interested PM me and message you the number.

Cheers.

Lwd.

[Genuine Lotus]

Oowch. You wouldn't want to be in any massage shop especially with your pants down. VPSIC issued the Frankston shop owner a 9913 $ fine for performing 'non-essential services' during the lockdown designed to stop the spread of coronavirus, both employee and customer were also fined 1652 $ each for being in breach of the directive to stay at home without a valid reason.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Genuine Lotus]

Why are you posting incorrect information about conditions in the PH from Melbourne?
I'd rather be in Manila than Melbourne right now.
ATMs in my area are working fine. Supermkts are open and have food (inc toilet paper). There's a curfew but people are (mostly) following instructions.

Don't let it get up your kilt like that Scottie; Apart from their pristine remote beaches the world knows the place is a filthy rundown dump with rusting police cars with one headlight, but hey, if you look deep enough that's the rustic beauty and ugliness that attracts foreigners and there's not many places like it. Two for the price of one and toilet paper too. You must remember, in most parts of Asia and Europe (not GB) and the Muslim kingdom you use a bidet or hand douse which is infinitely more hygienic but you won't convince your average Aussie of this LOL. I won't pass judgement but my question remains, when it reverts to Chinese occupation why not report back and let us know.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Venetian]

https://www.ausmallapple.com/

Warning http://www.ausmapple.com/

I'm just warning you please don't fooled by these Chinese operators all pictures are fake not real.

I have first hand experience the ones in Box Hill are located at 8 Wellington Road Box Hill apartment no 704.

The lady that serviced me, I'm sorry was ugly into the room and wants money upfront and no shower.

Terrible service and filthy, BBBJ service is she fills mouth with mouth wash and starts sucking. What a complete waste of money and afterwards felt like a complete idiot being fooled by them.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

Got some information on an auntie who works out of a parlour in westall.

If anyone interested PM me and I'll reply.

Cheers.

[ValueMonger]

Guys,

Anyone used www.ausmapple.com for girls.

Seems to have a nice stable of fillies.

Any reviews of services would be great I'm getting itchy feet big time.

https://www.ausmallapple.com/

[Tha Aussie]

Guys,

Anyone used www.ausmapple.com for girls.

Seems to have a nice stable of fillies.

Any reviews of services would be great I'm getting itchy feet big time.

The kink appears to be stuffed and I can't give a response because I haven't used it but would like to investigate once this crap is over.

[ValueMonger]

Guys,

Anyone used www.ausmapple.com for girls.

Seems to have a nice stable of fillies.

Any reviews of services would be great I'm getting itchy feet big time.

[Engine Driver]

A Chinese mamasan was busted by the NSW cops yesterday for opening her rub and tug joint in defiance of the lockdown order. She was fined $5,000 and each of the three hookers inside were fined $1,000. That's not enough to deter the Chinese who so openly flout our rules, once they are away from the Communists.

Apart from providing cheap rub and tugs for people who are trapped in white man prison, has anything good come out of mass Chinese migration lately?

[OlderPlayer]

I see a nudist in Kilsyth is still open for business.

Stop and drop $30.

[OlderPlayer]

But the latest directive from last night is that all "beauty" related services, including AMPS and brothels will close. He's exempted hairdressers though. I'm sure the Chinese mamasans will work out a way to squeeze into that category.

Is the place in Preston that did a hair cut and massage still operating.

Some of these MP were ahead of the times.

[DingoD]

Probably the way things will go for the foreseeable future gents, it's back Internet porn or the good old bra and undies page of the Target catalog and some good old self servicing for a while I think gents! Does anyone remember the Family Guy episode where Quagmire discovers internet porn, great way to develop right arm biceps!! LOL.

So. From an email from brothel named above in subject line.

We Are Closing Our Door.

Sadly, we must say goodbye.

For what we hope is a short while, we must close our doors. We are in this together and can not thank you all enough for your patronage and support. We hope you and your families are safe and well throughout all this uncertainty. We will be closing at Midnight tonight 25/03/2020.

Stay safe gents.

DingoD.

[Red Kilt]

I would hate to be a Westerner living in PH right now. With Govt curfews in place and shutdowns, the poor PH people who mostly have no money and large families will turn to crime. If I was living there, I wouldn't leave the house for a long time. ATM's all over the place have run out of money as well.

Why are you posting incorrect information about conditions in the PH from Melbourne?

I'd rather be in Manila than Melbourne right now.

ATMs in my area are working fine. Supermkts are open and have food (inc toilet paper). There's a curfew but people are (mostly) following instructions.

[Genuine Lotus]

Sco Mo just said Massage Parlours and other Health Related Services are exempt from the shutdown! Will be some bargains to be had I'm sure.

Hi, previously (Monday this week) massage parlours and spas were not subject to closure; however, if you see today's news you'll find SM has issued a uniform ruling that beauty therapy, tanning, waxing, nail salons and tattoo parlours, spa and massage parlours will shut. Health-related services are exempt; their wording carefully avoids or side steps brothels, is it a dirty word to use? Perhaps in coming days they might review this and be open. SM's announcements have changed by the hour; a week ago he was encouraging people to enjoy themselves at the NRL. For the time being, I'll miss a nude Asian massage and finishing at a favourite fish and chippery or pho shop to replenish the body. I don't know about you guys, but I'm saving literally thousands by not going out. Like one punter said, there's a threshold on the amount of pixilated Japanese pussy before it stops working.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Shazzam]

Firstly having been in Subic and Angeles City last year, the Korean's have famously fucked AC up by taking over all the bars. They throw cash around like no tomorrow and the girls follow whoever pays the most. At least half of Walking St is now Korean owned and controlled meaning some places don't really like Westerners there anymore. The old days of hot girls and very cheap prices are long over in AC.

Now the Chinese have come in and will destroy the place with tour groups, rudeness, arrogance, and higher prices. This is already happening but obviously the virus will stop this for several months. Wait till the world returns to normal and watch the once cheap and friendly PH be another country destroyed by China in their attempt to take over countries by making deals that put the country in massive debt. Then they come and do the deal that gives them the company or land for next 99 years for nothing. They call it progress and helping the locals with a better life, but money talks and PH is a corrupt country.

I would hate to be a Westerner living in PH right now. With Govt curfews in place and shutdowns, the poor PH people who mostly have no money and large families will turn to crime. If I was living there, I wouldn't leave the house for a long time. ATM's all over the place have run out of money as well.

Such a shame. The filipina women are the most beautiful in SE Asia, they love to smile and have fun. English is widely spoken. If they could fix their terrible local food in comparison to Thai, Viet or Japanese food, it would be a great place to spend heaps of time.

Subic is way quieter than AC and ideally a better place to live than AC. Some really nice places on and near the water. Boredom can kick in if there a long time, but it's awesome if you have a local GF and take her to a Subic resort for a few days. Fuck all day and night, parry at night, drink, water, sun, etc.

Oh well, won't be going anywhere for several months nowadays. Even the Melb places are shut down.

What are your sources for this?

The Subic & Clark were finished in 1990's. Check this wiki page for the current relationship status. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip...ates_relations.