Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[PdSuave]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie..

Still laughing at the second time reading this. Hmmm. Never thought about bringing disco lights into my room at Ticuan; Thanks for the idea SMD!

[Baxter Slade]

Epic fail! And hilarious. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. I'd completely forgotten about this. Poor guy must have lost at least $10, maybe $20 worth of merchandise. Of course that's probably quite a bit of money to somebody who rents $5 girls.

You should feel quite proud Mr. Phordphan. I'm sure our amigo was just trying to emulate people like you who are able to take chicas on real dates. Serving food and juice complete with disco lighting , PRICELESS.

But where did he come up with the regalo drawer? Now thats thinking outside the box. He should get all the credit for that one. Or did you ever give Rocky the flying squrriel trinkets after a night out?

[Phordphan]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie.

Epic fail! And hilarious. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. I'd completely forgotten about this. Poor guy must have lost at least $10, maybe $20 worth of merchandise. Of course that's probably quite a bit of money to somebody who rents $5 girls.

[ScatManDoo]

Your memory is pretty good. I wish I could rember that story where your Santa type Sack of shit containing a space heater and whatever other crap you used to carry around got stolen. And then you had to go to the police station to try to ID the bad policeman who stole your shit. Or am I mixing up 2 different stories.

When you wrote this, I thought you were high.

Scat do you ever feel guilty for the time you couldn't properly burn Nikkii's down. My guess is Larry would still be alive today.

After you wrote this, I figured that you were reading my old trip reports. And I began recalling going to the Tijuana Policia station on Ciinco de Mayo some years ago and having a stare-down with over a dozen Policia. Kinda hard to forget something like that.

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down..

Well, I guess Bastard has come upon the collection of my old trip reports, where they still exist on the internet.

I think there is over 35 separate trip reports, I tried to number them, but screwed the sequence up.

Undoubtedly Bastard boy has read AlleyScat #55 titled "I was Robbed" posted on 6/17/2014.

And he's also read the unnumbered report posted on January 31, 2014 titled "Last week in Tijuana, Nearly burned down Nikki's".

And I have recalled here recently some of the stuff written in AlleyScat #50 "Seeking 100 peso BB Blowjobs in Tijuana" posted on 3/5/2014 (with 9 pictures).

Bastard: Are you the poster on that other site with the handle "baxter"?

As I recall I forwarded Alleyscat #50 to the moderator here at ISG (soon after I joined) to see if it met the standards for this board. I got no response back, so I've assumed it did not.

Bastard severely misstates some of the actions & events delineated in those trip reports, but I find a fair deal of humor in the way he describes them, so I'll give him the literary license.

I do owe you an apology Bastard. Upon my re-reading of my report titled "I was Robbed" I read the detail that Ratero Estaphanie did put a space heater inside of the "yellow and purple canvas bag from LSU that had a large illustration of their tiger mascot". The bag Ratero Estaphanie ran out of my room clutching. That was a really colorful trip report. Before she hijacked my stuff in late morning, Ratera Estaphanie had stayed for a 200 peso toda la noche when she nodded off (crashing from the speed she likely was on the prior evening). I've had lots of walkers nod off on me over the years.

So Ratera Estaphanie was sawing logs when Renata showed up for her 8:00 AM scheduled cita. We couldn't get Ratera Estaphanie to wake up enough to join us. So Renata and I fucked in the room's second queen-sized bed.

Renata left, but many of my other regular walker rotation happened to come by and knocked on my door that morning. When Ratera Estaphanie finally came to life in late morning, I was starring at her when her eyes opened. Also staring at Ratero Estaphanie was Elizabeth, Norma, Estaphanie / Fannie, Leti and Alejandra. We all were drinking juice boxes that morning and handed one to groggy Ratera Estaphanie so she would not feel left out. I made my only offer ever of extra dinero if the group sex session could be videotaped (200 pesos extra). Norma & Ratera Stephanie said "Si'.

I don't need to get further into that trip report, the write-up still exists over there from six years ago and I've already covered the group juice box drinking section for Bastard.

[LuvMexicanas]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie..

Always trust your gut. I knew it would be a good story amd it was.

[Baxter Slade]

FEB 26, 2020.

"And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done."

(incompetent) Donald Trump.

The federal government revised their projections today (5/4/20). I don't know the revised number of estimated cases.

But I'm sure that it is now larger than 15. Feds are predicting 134,000 deaths.

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie.

But it aint over yet now SMD is ready to take on the Tijuana policia he demands they conduct a lineup to find the crooked cop. But the best part of the story you probably wonder what in the world was in that sack that would interest crack h o 's and crooked cops. Ok no more suspense. Cheap electronics power cords and his beloved space heater and disco lights. You heard that right disco lights. WTF juice boxes and regalos were not quite enough. He was going to turn his room into a nightclub so he could pretend he was on real dates with these skanks.

So just in case you do want to learn something from his report. Do not invite the lowest of low Tijuana hookers to your room in order to save on pesos. And as was noted after his original report. If you roll with dogs you will get fleas.

And my advice Scat please please do not bore us was your scewed politics and start a thread The Misadventures of SMD to keep us entertained during these dificult times.

[ScatManDoo]

FEB 26, 2020.

"And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done."

(incompetent) Donald Trump.

The federal government revised their projections today (5/4/20). I don't know the revised number of estimated cases.

But I'm sure that it is now larger than 15. Feds are predicting 134,000 deaths.

[Captain Solo]

If Russia keeps pushing doctors and patients out of windows then it will soon completely solve its CoVid-19 problem.

Three Russian doctors fall from hospital windows, raising questions amid coronavirus pandemic.

By Mary Ilyushina, CNN Updated 3:49 PM ET, Mon May 4, 2020.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/europ...ntl/index.html

Moscow (CNN) Three frontline health care workers have mysteriously fallen out of hospital windows in Russia over the past two weeks, heightening public attention to the working conditions for doctors and medical professionals amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Two of those health care workers are dead, and one remains hospitalized.

All three incidents, which are being investigated by Russian law enforcement authorities, have prompted intense discussion in the Russian press and on social media.

Alexander Shulepov, an ambulance doctor in Voronezh, a city about 320 miles south of Moscow, is in serious condition after falling from a hospital window on Saturday. Local state television, citing regional health officials, said he fell out of second-floor window of the Novousmanskaya hospital, where he worked and was receiving treatment after testing positive for coronavirus.

Shulepov was hospitalized for coronavirus on April 22, the same day he and his colleague Alexander Kosyakin posted a video online saying that Shulepov had been forced to continue working after testing positive for coronavirus.

Kosyakin had previously criticized hospital administration for protective gear shortages on his social media and was questioned by the police for allegedly spreading fake news.

Kosyakin confirmed these details to CNN in an interview.

"{Shulepov} is an intensive care unit, as far as I know in a serious condition, last time I spoke to him was on the 30th of April, we checked in with each other," Kosyakin told CNN. "he felt fine, he was getting ready to get discharged from the hospital. And all of a sudden this happened, it's not clear why and what for, so many questions that I don't even have the answer to."

Police have not responded to CNN's request for comment.

The Novousmanskaya hospital said in a statement that Shulepov had been taken off a shift as soon as he informed the hospital administration about his positive diagnosis and was offered hospitalization in the infectious diseases ward.

Three days later, Shulepov retracted his previous statements, saying that in his video with Kosyakin he was "overwhelmed by emotions. " The second video Shulepov recorded featured Igor Potanin, the head doctor of the Novousmanskaya hospital, who said his medical staff has enough protective equipment.

"I spoke about this to the department's employees: I won't let anyone go to outpatients or inpatients if we don't have enough means of protection, I told them I'd go myself there, but I will not send anyone," Potanin said.

Shulepov was the third health worker in Russia to fall out of a window in the past two weeks.

On May 1, Elena Nepomnyashchaya, the acting head doctor of a hospital in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, died after spending a week in intensive care, the regional department of the Health Ministry said in a statement.

Local TV station TVK Krasnoyarsk reported at the time that Nepomnyashchaya allegedly fell out of a window during a meeting with regional health officials, during which they discussed turning the clinic into a coronavirus facility.

Nepomnyashchaya was reported to have opposed those changes due to the lack of protective gear in the hospital. The Health Ministry's regional health department denied the allegations in a statement, adding that the hospital is in "reserve" for coronavirus patients and its staff has been trained and equipped. The hospital did not respond to CNN's requests for comment.

On April 24, Natalya Lebedeva, head of the emergency medical service at Star City, the main training base for Russia's cosmonauts, died in a hospital after a fall.

The hospital within the Federal Biomedical Agency, which says it treated her for suspected coronavirus, released a statement that "a tragic accident" occurred, without elaborating. The hospital did not respond to CNN's request for comment.

In the statement, the hospital said, "She was a true professional in her field, saving human lives every day!

[ScatManDoo]

Wow I remember that day. Watching the swat type vehicles. And then them eventually taking all kinds of property out of the place. Any way you can share the photos on here?

I am not sure where those pics are.

[Baxter Slade]

No. I feel lucky that the fire I started didn't spread outside of my room at Nikkis.

Larry was my friend and a very kewl dude.

He was also a big boy and knew his operation had serious business risks.

I was walking past Nikkis when the raid began. By being outside, and not inside Nikkis, I was able to load up pictures to Tijuana Amigos.com as it was happening.

Wow I remember that day. Watching the swat type vehicles. And then them eventually taking all kinds of property out of the place. Any way you can share the photos on here?

[ScatManDoo]

Scat do you ever feel guilty for the time you couldn't properly burn Nikkii's down. My guess is Larry would still be alive today.

No. I feel lucky that the fire I started didn't spread outside of my room at Nikkis.

Larry was my friend and a very kewl dude.

He was also a big boy and knew his operation had serious business risks.

I was walking past Nikkis when the raid began. By being outside, and not inside Nikkis, I was able to load up pictures to Tijuana Amigos.com as it was happening.

[LuvMexicanas]

Scat do you ever feel guilty for the time you couldn't properly burn Nikkii's down. My guess is Larry would still be alive today.

Similar to the cop who stole the sack of regalos, this is another interesting story. Again, not taking sides, I just want to read the stories.

[Baxter Slade]

Scat do you ever feel guilty for the time you couldn't properly burn Nikkii's down. My guess is Larry would still be alive today.

[ScatManDoo]

The amigos over here want Tijuana stories. We miss Tijuana. Maybe you could tell us some regalos drawer stories. You know there are some guys on other sites that say the chicas laugh at those cheap gifts. And others say they love that shit. Lets hear the truth.

If I have to listen to another story of trading a juice box with a skank who I would not go near without 2 layers of PPE. I may have to retire from mongering.

Make up your mind already.

[Captain Solo]

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/03/w...ronavirus.html

As calls for inquiries and reparations spread, Beijing has responded aggressively, mixing threats with aid and adding to a growing mistrust of China.

By Steven Erlanger May 3, 2020 Updated 9:08 am ET.

Brussels — Australia has called for an inquiry into the origin of the virus. Germany and Britain are hesitating anew about inviting in the Chinese tech giant Huawei. President Trump has blamed China for the contagion and is seeking to punish it. Some governments want to sue Beijing for damages and reparations.

Across the globe a backlash is building against China for its initial mishandling of the crisis that helped loose the coronavirus on the world, creating a deeply polarizing battle of narratives and setting back China's ambition to fill the leadership vacuum left by the United States.

China, never receptive to outside criticism and wary of damage to its domestic control and long economic reach, has responded aggressively, combining medical aid to other countries with harsh nationalist rhetoric, and mixing demands for gratitude with economic threats.

The result has only added momentum to the blowback and the growing mistrust of China in Europe and Africa, undermining China's desired image as a generous global actor.

Even before the virus, Beijing displayed a fierce approach to public relations, an aggressive style called "Wolf Warrior" diplomacy, named after two ultrapatriotic Chinese films featuring the evil plots and fiery demise of American-led foreign mercenaries.

With clear encouragement from President Xi Jinping and the powerful Propaganda Department of the Chinese Communist Party, a younger generation of Chinese diplomats have been proving their loyalty with defiantly nationalist and sometimes threatening messages in the countries where they are based.

"You have a new brand of Chinese diplomats who seem to compete with each other to be more radical and eventually insulting to the country where they happen to be posted," said François Godement, a senior adviser for Asia at the Paris-based Institut Montaigne. "They've gotten into fights with every northern European country with whom they should have an interest, and they've alienated every one of them. ".

Since the virus, the tone has only toughened, a measure of just how serious a danger China's leaders consider the virus to their standing at home, where it has fueled anger and destroyed economic growth, as well as abroad.

In the past several weeks, at least seven Chinese ambassadors — to France, Kazakhstan, Nigeria, Kenya, Uganda, Ghana and the African Union — have been summoned by their hosts to answer accusations ranging from spreading misinformation to the "racist mistreatment" of Africans in Guangzhou.

Just last week, China threatened to withhold medical aid from the Netherlands for changing the name of its representative office in Taiwan to include the word Taipei. And before that, the Chinese Embassy in Berlin sparred publicly with the German newspaper Bild after the tabloid demanded $160 billion in compensation from China for damages to Germany from the virus.

Mr. Trump said last week that his administration was conducting "serious investigations" into Beijing's handling of the coronavirus outbreak.

He has pressed American intelligence agencies to find the source of the virus, suggesting it might have emerged accidentally from a Wuhan weapons lab, although most intelligence agencies remain skeptical. And he has expressed interest in trying to sue Beijing for damages, with the United States seeking $10 million for every American death.

Republicans in the United States have moved to support Mr. Trump's attacks on China. Missouri's attorney general, Eric Schmitt, filed a lawsuit in federal court seeking to hold Beijing responsible for the outbreak.

A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman, Geng Shuang, called the suit "frivolous," adding that it had "no factual and legal basis' and "only invites ridicule."

The suit seems to aim less at securing victory in court, which is unlikely, than at prodding Congress to pass legislation to make it easier for USA Citizens to sue foreign states for damages.

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"From Beijing's point of view, this contemporary call is a historic echo of the reparations paid after the Boxer Rebellion," said Theresa Fallon, director of the Centre for Russia Europe Asia Studies, referring to the anti-imperialist, anti-Christian and ultranationalist uprising around 1899-1901 in China that ended in defeat, with huge reparations for eight nations over the next decades. "The party's cultivation of the humiliation narrative makes it politically impossible for Xi to ever agree to pay any reparations. ".

Instead, it has been imperative for Mr. Xi to turn the narrative around, steering it from a story of incompetence and failure — including the suppression of early warnings about the virus — into one of victory over the illness, a victory achieved through the unity of the party.

In the latest iteration of the new Chinese narrative, the enemy — the virus — did not even come from China, but from the USA Military, an unsubstantiated accusation made by China's combative Foreign Ministry spokesman, Zhao Lijian.

Chinese diplomats are encouraged to be combative by Beijing, said Susan Shirk, a China scholar and director of the 21st Century China Center at the University of California, San Diego. The promotion of Mr. Zhao to spokesman and his statement about the USA Army "signals to everyone in China that this is the official line, so you get this megaphone effect," she said, adding that it makes any negotiations more difficult.

But in the longer run, China is seeding mistrust and damaging its own interests, said Ms. Shirk, who is working on a book called "Overreach," about how China's domestic politics have derailed its ambitions for a peaceful rise as a global superpower.

"As China started getting control over the virus and started this health diplomacy, it could have been the opportunity for China to emphasize its compassionate side and rebuild trust and its reputation as a responsible global power," she said. "But that diplomatic effort got hijacked by the Propaganda Department of the party, with a much more assertive effort to leverage their assistance to get praise for China as a country and a system and its performance in stopping the spread of the virus. ".

In recent days, Chinese state media has run numerous inflammatory statements, saying that Australia, after announcing its desire for an inquiry into the virus, was "gum stuck to the bottom of China's shoe. " Beijing warned that Australia risked long-term damage to its trading partnership with China, which takes a third of Australia's exports.

"Maybe the ordinary people will say, 'Why should we drink Australian wine? Eat Australian beef? China's ambassador, Cheng Jingye, told The Australian Financial Review. Australia's foreign minister, Marise Payne, dismissed China's attempt as "economic coercion. ".

Even in European countries like Germany, "the mistrust of China has accelerated so quickly with the virus that no ministry knows how to deal with it," said Angela Stanzel, a China expert with the German Institute for International and Security Affairs.

In Germany, as in Britain, in addition to new questions about the advisability of using Huawei for new 5 G systems, worries have also grown about dependency on China for vital materials and pharmaceuticals.

France, which traditionally has good relations with Beijing, has also been angered by critical statements by Chinese diplomats, including a charge that the French had deliberately left their older residents to die in nursing homes. That prompted a rebuke from France's foreign minister, Jean-Yves LE Drian, and anger from legislators, despite an early reciprocal exchange of medical aid like masks.

Recently, the German government complained that Chinese diplomats were soliciting letters of support and gratitude for Beijing's aid and efforts against the virus from government officials and the heads of major German companies.

The same has been true in Poland, said the USA Ambassador to Warsaw, Georgette Mosbacher, in an interview, describing Chinese pressure on President Andrzej Duda to call Mr. Xi and thank him for aid, a call the Chinese heralded at home.

"Poland wasn't going to get this stuff unless the phone call was made, so they could use that phone call" for propaganda, Ms. Mosbacher said.

There is some unhappiness in China with the current diplomatic rhetoric. In a recent essay, Zi Zhongyun, now 89, a longtime expert on America at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, sees parallels in the harsh nationalist and xenophobic rhetoric of the Wolf Warriors of today with the period around the Boxer Rebellion against Western influence in China.

Ms. Zi said such reactions risked getting out of hand.

"I can say without a doubt," she concluded, "that as long as Boxer-like activities are given the official stamp of approval as being 'patriotic, and as long as "generation after generation of our fellow Chinese are educated and inculcated with a Boxer-like mentality, it will be impossible for China to take its place among the modern civilized nations of the world. ".

Isabella Kwai contributed reporting from Sydney, Australia. Monika Pronczuk contributed research from Brussels.