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05-17-20 09:41 #21173
Posts: 1192Lead the way!
Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]Originally Posted by SavageGoat [View Original Post]
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05-17-20 05:19 #21172
Posts: 1545Don't talk about it, be about it!
Originally Posted by SavageGoat [View Original Post]
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05-17-20 00:16 #21171
Posts: 4Let's use our brains for once
When I said 5 $ I was talking about dollars so that's equivalent to 30 Reis. Obviously not 5 reis, and I hope you know you guys pay the gringo price so yeah there is girls you can find for even as low as 5 reis. Your just use to getting overcharged.
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05-15-20 15:14 #21170
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
I remember one Brazilian hotty named Claudia (clou-jia) that I would hang with for three-four days. She looked like a curvier version of Phoebe Cates. Claudia's curvy nineteen year-old ass would not drop one centimeter when she took her jeans off. She was so cool I'd take her to Buzios to hang out. She would fuck me all day and night if I wanted. When Wyatt's pistol would tire, she would work so hard to get the last drop I could muster. Then we would start all over the next visit. Doll face gave me a Flamengo hat. She was very sweet.
I recall Wanda Sykes went to Brazil. She was on Leno bad-mouthing all the hookers she saw everywhere in Copacabana. I wish someone had that clip. It was funny that she was so bitchy about it. It's your own stupid fault for bringing your girlfriend to Rio. Amateur mistake! I'm sure if you went alone you could find some Brazilian hotty who would munch on your carpet.
I believe at about the 13:00 mark on the longer clip Patrice mentions bringing his GF and how she gets into the Brazilian hookers. Wanda, my funny, bitchy girl, you should have just told your GF that the two of you were going to add a third pussy to the mix and just go with the flow.
When in Rome, do as Caligula.
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05-15-20 09:52 #21169
Posts: 16001The good ones are always gone too soon. Patrice O'Neal talks about his times in Rio and makes a comparison to hookers back home.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-B0txFKQW-s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ODZY8Q2ec
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05-15-20 00:49 #21168
Posts: 144Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-14-20 15:40 #21167
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-14-20 14:03 #21166
Posts: 5704Originally Posted by Jubby007 [View Original Post]
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05-13-20 14:18 #21165
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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05-12-20 00:27 #21164
Posts: 144Wrong century
Originally Posted by SavageGoat [View Original Post]
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05-10-20 19:22 #21163
Posts: 2286Overnight in Favela
I did a pernoite in a favela in Zona Norte with a girl I knew from a prive. It was quite fun, I paid for churrasco for the group, 150 r. I don't recommend this unless you really know the girl well, but I had a blast. I stayed overnight in the bedroom of the barzinho where she works now. We had sex twice, good Saturday night / Sunday morning.
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05-10-20 17:40 #21162
Posts: 10Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
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05-07-20 07:45 #21161
Posts: 2286Our Anthem. Send lawyers guns and money
I've been doing the apartment dates.
Today, we tried to do a dupla with a 18 yo gaucha. She was a real ***** on whatsapp, asking for 250 for an hour, and would only fuck me and not the other girl, who I presented as my girlfriend.
She showed late, so I blew off the loira. I did the normal second round of sex with my regular.
A recon of the sites shows a good new prive in my 'hood, which is posto 5, Copacabana. They are asking like 50 r quickies (no anal), and all the equipe is 18 year olds.
Life is good.
Monger on boys. Send lawyers guns and money. The shit has hit the fan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA
I went home with a waitress the way I always do.
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!
An innocent bystander.
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place.
And I'm down on my luck.
Yes, I'm down on my luck.
Well, I'm down on my luck.
I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man.
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
The shit has hit the fan.
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Send lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!
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05-04-20 21:37 #21160
Posts: 2027Originally Posted by LoverBoy#2 [View Original Post]
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05-04-20 03:31 #21159
Posts: 678Belmonte. Horrible
Originally Posted by NotSoYoung [View Original Post]