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05-31-20 21:19 #37156
Posts: 335Invitations Are Not In The Mail
Wifey just left. Slapshot is a free man. I think I had this in my head the second I heard restrictions would be relaxed, starting tomorrow. I don't know. Maybe she did, too. The last few days have not been the same. She wasn't doing shit around the apartment, she was even worse than normal when it came to any remote sense of connection. I couldn't touch her when she was watching tv, playing on her phone, sleeping, etc. She's always been a bit like that, but this was even worse. So, she had told me a couple nights ago if I do the dishes for her, she'll clean the jacuzzi. I'm working out, today, I drain the jacuzzi, send a pic. She starts joking about some bullshit. I finish my workout, and tell her she could have already been done, and spent some time with me while she did it. An hour or so goes by, and it's at about the time where there isn't enough time for the jacuzzi to be cleaned, re-filled, and heated, in time for anything tonight. She's sending me pictures of some cute chick, and I say, "Oh, well I hope she doesn't want to use the jacuzzi" - She says she burned her thumb while making herself breakfast, and she can't hold the towel to clean.
My response: When are you leaving?
Her: Ya.
Pretty simple.
Pinky had messaged me this morning asking what was up tonight. I told her I had a feeling Wifey might be leaving; which was pretty easy to predict, considering I wanted that, but had not yet admitted it to myself. So, Pinky offered to come over regardless. I might go a different direction. I think tomorrow is going to be like the wild wild west, with the change to pico & cedula. Basically, every other day you can leave, and you can be out "exercising" for 2 hours every day, etc etc. I think I might just go hard on the SA / WA / Tinder / FB today, and set some shit up for the week. Take some time to myself, tonight, and hit Carulla tomorrow for beer, Smirnoff Ice, and cash. Tuesday haircut, and then I'll probably venture out to Botero / casas, one day this week, just to get the fuck out of the apartment.
This will be a ding in my bank account, but it's time for a change. Wifey said let's do this without fighting, and when you want me to come back for a threesome, just let me know. So, I think it went as good as it could.
Everyone in the US, stay safe. Crazy shit going on. I don't pay attention to the news, but it's impossible to not see things on social media, etc. , right now. My buddy in OC sent me some things this morning about delivery trucks attempting to drop pallets of bricks in alleys near Main St where the protest will be (I made the last part up, but I'm assuming that's where it will be). There was also some document explaining where to meet, in code words, and to not stop until directed to by whomever. You can't believe everything you see and read, but it's just getting fucking nutty. I'm so happy to be sitting in a quiet apartment in Medellin, typing this. Although, I wouldn't mind heading to the local watering hole for a beer. Hopefully we can do that here, soon. I had thought Colombia was doing a fairly good job with the virus, but studies are showing that is not the case, and that it could get much much worse. It will be interesting to see how the upcoming changes affect the numbers. Positive thoughts towards the situation so the ISG cavalry can get back down here!
Cheers.
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05-31-20 19:45 #37155
Posts: 5446Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]
In regards to Colombia food being saltier and sugarier than US food, that turns out to not be the case.
With salt, it's close. Average daily sodium intake in the US is 5.1 grams. For Colombia the average is 4.6 grams.
With sugar it's not anywhere close. 126.4 grams in the US compared to 36.4 grams in Colombia.
As a percentage of total dietary intake, Colombia consumes more carbohydrates than the US, 66% to 45%. However, the majority of carbohydrates, including all those starchy foods, in Colombia are from things like rice, beans, potatoes and yuca, along with fresh fruit. In the US most of the carbohydrates are sugars.
If you get away from Parque Lleras you'll find the food a lot less salty.
And if you're craving sweets, head to Salpijugos on Avenida Poblado in Envigado. They have some incredible fruit salads served with ice cream and whipped cream. They've also got some great entrees.
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05-31-20 18:50 #37154
Posts: 471Originally Posted by Balboa [View Original Post]
In terms of paid options, I have access to decent looking girls in their late 20's to mid 30's, threesome and foursome are all available here, it's very expensive, but I can still afford it, just not as frequently. It's not hard to go on tinder or bumble to get a new match with a decent looking girl in their late 20's to mid 30's every day; but we all know the most expensive sex is free sex; plus this quarantine makes meeting new people more challenging.
Hats off to you guys, it's amazing you guys have enough game to pick up 18-21 year olds in the States during the quarantine. You guys have infinitely more game than I can ever dream for.
For the past decade, I have been traveling around the world every few months either to Brazil or Zurich / Frankfurt to monger, it has became my life style. I first came to Medellin late last year, and it took my mongering experience to a whole new level. My love affair with Medellin was at the most intense moment before this stupid lockdown started. Instead of fucking 4 or 5 super hot 18-year-olds every night, now I'm paying 10 x more and fucking two 28-year-olds a few times a months, this is pure hell for me.
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05-31-20 17:40 #37153
Posts: 1065Originally Posted by IronQuinn [View Original Post]
I did the same!
Picked up a tight little Central American spinner, and she brings her cousins over!
IMO, positivity is the way to live.
I know it's cliche to say, but Life really is short. Live!
In some ways my situation now is better than that of the drama I'm reading on this board, LOL.
Good latina booty in my Condo on the beach.
Bottom line is, Colombia will open when it opens.
These posters on the board have no clue, and neither do I, however, you're young, seem like a cool dude, find some booty, have a tryst, enjoy life.
Hit Colombia when it opens!
Cheers.
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05-31-20 17:32 #37152
Posts: 1065Originally Posted by SJobs [View Original Post]
Europe is opening up, I'm heading to Spain in early July, no banning of US passport entry, no quarantine.
Most likely the same when Colombia opens.
Just chill, get your ducks in a row, and plan on a September arrival.
It will most likely happen, regardless of the assumptions made on this board.
No reason to change your nationality just yet, LOL.
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05-31-20 17:31 #37151
Posts: 174Originally Posted by SJobs [View Original Post]
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05-31-20 16:56 #37150
Posts: 5446Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]
They're just about always in an industrial area. A good club needs a lot of square footage and no noise complaints. Back before Phoenix shut them all down, there was a great club there which pulled a decent crowd mid-week. My Phoenix girlfriend used to go and often take her friends, to play darts and dance on Wednesday nights. That was one of the nights when unaccompanied men were allowed in. She could dance all night, get flirted with by guys 15 years younger and not spend any money. That was an exception. Other than Friday and Saturday night, it's a waste of time.
Swinger's clubs don't really get hopping until 10:30 or later. There are always those who are there when the doors open, but the crowds come later. However, it's a good idea to get in before the crowds to get a good spot.
If you're going alone, to a club that allows single men, expect a sausage fest. There will likely be 10 guys for every woman. I understand that some Colombian clubs bring in hookers to accommodate the single men and the couples who are looking for a third. Medellin being what it is, there's no reason to go alone. Find yourself a bisexual exhibitionist to take.
I also understand that Colombian clubs make you change clothes. They have lockers and I think they require everyone to strip down to no more than underwear. Check with the club.
Every club I've been to followed the same routine. Light music early, there's a buffet or snack table, people starting to filter in. Around 9:30-10:00 music volume goes up, lots of dance music of the Rick James variety. Some time after 10:30, when the dance floor has filled, they'll play 3 slow songs in a row. That finishes with a lot of people heading to the back where the beds and couches are.
My strategy was always to take my girl to the back in the middle of the second slow song and we'd set up in a visible central location and start getting busy. At the end of the third song we'd be surrounded by other couples all watching us. We'd have a lot of options on who we wanted to join us.
In my experience, the party starts winding down between 2 and 3 am, although I've spent the entire night in several places.
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05-31-20 16:06 #37149
Posts: 3801Entry Requirement Speculation
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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05-31-20 05:24 #37148
Posts: 471Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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05-31-20 04:38 #37147
Posts: 15908Originally Posted by SJobs [View Original Post]
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05-31-20 00:29 #37146
Posts: 913Well i have schedule the 3 some for tomorrow
The 8th has not come back since her exodus yesterday. She text me late last night but I ignored the text. She text me this afternoon says she coming then later said she's hanging out with her momma and sister LOL. I have fucked her enough times that it doesn't matter when she returns. Fucking her is no longer the main focus. Slapshot I do want to say she looks very young. I think she has the most perfect boob job. I sent a picture to the 19 year old I invited for the 3 some and she immediately said she's beautiful and accepted the offer. I didn't like how she departed yesterday but I am only paying like $12 a day so no need to fuss. My strategy is to invite a girl everyday for a 3 some and if she does not participate just fuck the girl. Win win. To me it's a blessing when you are near going home and the girl is like messing up. It makes it much easier to not contact her when you get back home. Basically she did it to herself.
Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]
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05-30-20 20:58 #37145
Posts: 335Originally Posted by Blakman [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by SJobs [View Original Post]
Apologies is this is a repeat, but I don't think I posted it. Wifey had a zinger the other day that might draw a few laughs from this group. We were watching the finale of The Last Dance, and she asked if it is harder for the visiting team to win. I started laughing, and gathered my thoughts in Spanish. "Of course it's harder to win as the visitor. Everything is against them. What do you think?" Well, you're the visitor in Colombia, and you're fucking every young Paisa you want, and having threesomes every night! Point taken.
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05-30-20 20:55 #37144
Posts: 4010Casa report
No change from pre-coronavirus casa experience. Amigas Sexxy is asking customers to make appointments. The others are not.
Good call by the way on the last minute LGBTQ chaperone. That is a 100% GTFOH request.
Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]
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05-30-20 20:32 #37143
Posts: 335Pinky Saves The Day / Night Again
Wifey approved a smoke show coming over, on Thursday night. I had been talking to her back and forth for a bit. She was the one that said she couldn't come over, about a week ago, then was begging and sending pics. So, we agree on 200 k for a few hours, trio. She sends a couple of sexy videos, asks to see Wifey's photos, all is good. She asks if she can come at 10 p. I said I need to work in the morning and don't want to be up until 4 a. Wifey suggested 6 p. So, naturally, we agree on 8 p. Wifey is convinced she has another cita. I had already asked that question, and she said no. She was also messaging all evening long. Well, she asks if she can come at 10 p, around 7 p. I again say no. We agree on 9 p. I was just starting to cook dinner, and still needed to shower. It worked fine, for me, but it irked Wifey, again. This chick is HOT, though.
8:35 p rolls around, the anticipation building. She asks me if she can bring her 19 yo gay brother over! He's fun, they're honest, he won't bother, but her mom said the only way she can leave is with the brother. In my mind, this "brother" is a cousin, or a friend, more often than an actual brother, in this scenario. I had this identical situation, last-minute, before a private boat trip in Cartagena. More often than not, I would imagine the "brother" is fun, and is a good person. I explained to her, 1) 100% this is not happening, 2) I don't care how nice and fun he is, I am paying for an experience, and he brings nothing of value to said experience, 3) If I wanted another person at our little fiesta, there's probably 50,000 I could think of inviting before him, 4) Absolutely not happening, again, 5) She is wrong for waiting until 25 mins before our cita to drop this bomb. She said her mom literally just told her. Ok, I'm a problem-solver. The brother can leave with her, even drop her off, and then go to a friend's house and wait. He doesn't have any friends he can go stay with, right now. So, needless to say, this whole thing blew up at the 11th hour. Such a shame, because Wifey and I were both giddy about this chick.
So, as usual, Pinky saves the night. I summon her. Her little dyke friend is over; sleeping in her bed. She sends a pic. Wifey thinks the photo is of the other chick's gay brother. That lightened the mood for 5 seconds. Anyway, now Pinky doesn't want to leave her stalker lesbo friend. She says 2 hours. She asks if she can bring her. I say no. Same shit: they're either watching us bang, making it weird, or I'm banging and thinking about what they could be doing or stealing. So, I tell Pinky this girl can sleep there, sleep here, or sleep at home. What's the point of it being here? She's sleeping! Pinky finally submits, and within about 45 mins she's over. Wifey was being a twit, all night, and we were bickering. I ended up banging Pinky 3 times from night til morning. Wifey's attitude + the quarantine relaxation, this week, might be cause for the love affair to come to a screeching halt, but we'll see.
I'm wondering how the already-mechanical service at the casas might be amplified by any in-house regulations or personal rules by the girls. Looking forward to seeing the first reports.
Looks like I might be able to finally get a haircut, this week!
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05-30-20 20:07 #37142
Posts: 4010I know what you mean. I weighed the personal pros and cons and I don't regret my decision at all. Things were slow a month or so ago and I got really tired of my own cooking and impatient with my reduced rotation of companions but that's all behind us now.
Originally Posted by SJobs [View Original Post]