Medellin Reports

[Paulie97]

I assume you aren't surprised by this, and it all comes down to the risks you want to take. There's always a lot of desperate people around in Medellin, but surely now more than ever. Generally white guys are seen as softer targets than black guys. They also may think you are likely to have more money. If you are older and not especially big and / or tall that also doesn't help. Of course it's a big no no to get wasted or display valuables. There are areas of Centro where I'll walk on a limited basis, but I avoid the streetwalker areas. I never stand around anywhere. Be safe my friend, and yea, those committing these sorts of crimes often work in pairs, afoot or on a moto.

El Centro got a little too spicy this afternoon.

At about 4 pm I was near Ground Zero, more or less in front of the Tostao, chatting with a fellow gringo. Two young men along with two women approached and asked me (and separately the other guy) to buy them beers. I politely declined. One of the guys was trying to get into my personal space, so we moved away from them. The two guys quickly re-approached and he touched my shoulder. I told him not to touch me, and we walked away. I saw them coming again and I tried to walk away, but one of them jumped right in front of me and displayed a knife, a black-handled 4-inch folder. The two guys then went hands-on with me and there was a scuffle. I thought I was going to lose my shirt (and also get stabbed), but broke free, and they didn't pursue me after that. The whole thing from the first contact took about two or three minutes, I think.

As Orgasmico noted, El Centro was packed today, but nobody came to my assistance. There were no cops within eyesight; I had noted that there were many, many cops in Botero proper and near the drum circle, but there were none around when I got attacked.

This one couldn't have been avoided, as they came after me twice after I walked away, and there were no police nearby.

There were so many girls today! I wish I could have partaken but I took off after that.

[Orgasmico]

Social distancing with the feminists

Too funny, just saw this on youtube https://youtu.be/JsSRCShYpVg.

[Knowledge]

Now you have me curious again. I might swing by to see what is up during the ley seca weekend. I heard a rumor the next two weekends will be dry too because of the holidays and Duque is feeling some kind of way for being dragged all over the Internet over yesterday's VAT holiday shopping day.

Yes, I think there is something for every price range right now, depending on your taste and everything is negotiable. I'm sure the girls that approached me with 25 could have been had for 20. Some even stopped me and no price was mentioned and they were young and thin so I'm sure they would have gone for 20. There is a mix out there of everything and some quality as well. I've seen many below average chicas that would probably take 15, if you just need a cum receptacle. The chicas are abnormally hungry with Covid shutting down businesses and very few foreigners around. Add to that, the dollar is still stronger than it was pre-Covid and we are fortunate.

I'm going to try to make the most of the situation before the tourists return in a few months and drive prices in the other direction.

PS. I would also add, if you can get the girls in the El Poblado and Laureles areas for 60 for an hour, the deal is probably better because you are getting an hour in a more relaxed environment and the girls on average tend to look better and the environment and experience is more laid back. You also avoid the transportation costs and hassle if you get caught downtown around rush hour. The flip side is that El Centro is a better vibe if you want to hang out and look, negotiate, have a drink, enjoy a broader selection and just enjoy the vibe of being around people again. Both experiences have their pluses and minuses.

[Voyajer1]

That is a FACT! There is a lot of competition with Uber, PICAP, etc. And if the hear an accent, get ready for a LONG ride.

There's a rumor that not every taxi driver is 100% honest.

[The Tall Man]

Yes, I think there is something for every price range right now, depending on your taste and everything is negotiable. I'm sure the girls that approached me with 25 could have been had for 20. Some even stopped me and no price was mentioned and they were young and thin so I'm sure they would have gone for 20. There is a mix out there of everything and some quality as well. I've seen many below average chicas that would probably take 15, if you just need a cum receptacle. The chicas are abnormally hungry with Covid shutting down businesses and very few foreigners around. Add to that, the dollar is still stronger than it was pre-Covid and we are fortunate.

I'm going to try to make the most of the situation before the tourists return in a few months and drive prices in the other direction.

PS. I would also add, if you can get the girls in the El Poblado and Laureles areas for 60 for an hour, the deal is probably better because you are getting an hour in a more relaxed environment and the girls on average tend to look better and the environment and experience is more laid back..

Got to agree that the price maybe right, 30 to 50 mil for a chica then 10 mil for the room for 25 minutes give or take 5-10 minutes depending on the notel-motel you use, but I really need to just bust a nut as the whole process is just a bit too much for me and therefore I take contact info and see who will make my list for a bit more extended times and a bit more upscale rooms than the 10 mil "bust a nut" rooms which fulfills a purpose but never provides a lasting impression.

I do miss the pre CV days when you could have a beer and hang out in the seedy bars and relax.

The Tall Man.

[PolloNegro]

At about 4 pm I was near Ground Zero, Two young men along with two women approached and asked me (and separately the other guy) to buy them beers. I politely declined. One of the guys was trying to get into my personal space, so we moved away from them. The two guys quickly re-approached and he touched my shoulder. I told him not to touch me, and we walked away. I saw them coming again and I tried to walk away, but one of them jumped right in front of me and displayed a knife, a black-handled 4-inch folder. The two guys then went hands-on with me and there was a scuffle. I thought I was going to lose my shirt (and also get stabbed), but broke free, and they didn't pursue me after that. The whole thing from the first contact took about two or three minutes, I think.
El Centro was packed today, but nobody came to my assistance. There were no cops within eyesight; I had noted that there were many, many cops in Botero proper and near the drum circle, but there were none around when I got attacked.

Lugnut,

First and foremost I am more than happy that you are safe, I recently said, Robberies and schemes are at an all-time high, you must be extremely careful, these are desperate times and people are trying many new schemes to rob Americans and other foreigners. I told you this also, I have seen the entire process in action and I have thanked my lucky stars that I have not been robbed or poisoned.

How do robberies in Parque Botero occur? They are well aware that many gringos love skinny white skinned girls, so they send these girls specifically at gringos that look like they are easy targets.

So it looks like she will be fun to bang, but the truth is, she is the bait for the robbery, Lets break down everything that you wrote. They approached you to ask you to buy them a beer, that was your first warning. What man, who is a complete stranger asks you to buy them a beer? Then there was more of them than you. You ventured into their space, more or less in front of the Tostao. Very few tourist police are located there now and the thieves know this.

Because they had lookouts to know were the tourist police were, they decided to try again to rob you. As you said, The two guys quickly re-approached and he touched my shoulder. The smartest thing you did was advise them not to touch you and put some space between you and them. They thought the knife would scare you and when it didn't this is when they became desperate, but you began to move more towards the statues and there are more cops in this area, this is why they did not pursue you. I have said it once and I will say it again, as a foreigner, please be careful. These people are desperate and their behavior is showing it.

I have girls that I see from the park, but I do not enter the park anymore, I had a really serious altercation in the park. Many who were involved in the altercation were upset that I did not allow them to rob me or extort me and I told them all to find a shade tree and sit under it, so they did not take that kindly. I cannot stress to BMs how much these people are targeting foreigner, so just please be careful when near Centro and Parque Botero. Pollo negro is out!

[Orgasmico]

All true Mr. Orgasmico, in fact the new normal is 20 K to 30 K. I saw one of the candy girls working the statues go with a guy for 15 K. She was only average or less by Centro street standards but 15 K? It is going to be an interesting summer.

Yes, I think there is something for every price range right now, depending on your taste and everything is negotiable. I'm sure the girls that approached me with 25 could have been had for 20. Some even stopped me and no price was mentioned and they were young and thin so I'm sure they would have gone for 20. There is a mix out there of everything and some quality as well. I've seen many below average chicas that would probably take 15, if you just need a cum receptacle. The chicas are abnormally hungry with Covid shutting down businesses and very few foreigners around. Add to that, the dollar is still stronger than it was pre-Covid and we are fortunate.

I'm going to try to make the most of the situation before the tourists return in a few months and drive prices in the other direction.

PS. I would also add, if you can get the girls in the El Poblado and Laureles areas for 60 for an hour, the deal is probably better because you are getting an hour in a more relaxed environment and the girls on average tend to look better and the environment and experience is more laid back. You also avoid the transportation costs and hassle if you get caught downtown around rush hour. The flip side is that El Centro is a better vibe if you want to hang out and look, negotiate, have a drink, enjoy a broader selection and just enjoy the vibe of being around people again. Both experiences have their pluses and minuses.

[Lugnut]

Is there something that might have made you a juicy target?

I've spent a lot of time all over El Centro during the past six months. Today was just bad luck. The first bad thing that's happened to me in Colombia.

[Surfer500]

Sorry this happened to you. No one's going to get in between you and two guys with knives. I've seen two assaults in Centro and one in Laureles / Estadio. They generally happen very quickly and the passerbys just keep passing by. I will say I'm surprised that they re-approached after you initially got away. Usually they just move on to someone else. Is there something that might have made you a juicy target?

I'm going to have to assume that both Lugnut and the other guy he was talking with are obvious gringos, and probably stuck out like a sore thumb in the crowd. So just being a gringo in El Centro puts a huge target on your back. You can never underestimate how dangerous El Centro can be, and 4 PM on a Friday at ground zero is prime time with so many people out, yet thieves are brazen, and when brandishing a knife can stab you, go thru your pockets, and run off very quickly with anyone around frightened to get involved as you mention.

[Surfer500]

All true Mr. Orgasmico, in fact the new normal is 20 K to 30 K. I saw one of the candy girls working the statues go with a guy for 15 K. She was only average or less by Centro street standards but 15 K? It is going to be an interesting summer.

Oh how I miss those candy girls, and anything goes with them if you buy lots of candy!

I had a nice one from the Coast, twenty years old, no kids, and tight as a drum.

[Combo]

Sorry this happened to you. No one's going to get in between you and two guys with knives. I've seen two assaults in Centro and one in Laureles / Estadio. They generally happen very quickly and the passerbys just keep passing by. I will say I'm surprised that they re-approached after you initially got away. Usually they just move on to someone else. Is there something that might have made you a juicy target?

El Centro got a little too spicy this afternoon.

At about 4 pm I was near Ground Zero, more or less in front of the Tostao, chatting with a fellow gringo. Two young men along with two women approached and asked me (and separately the other guy) to buy them beers. I politely declined. One of the guys was trying to get into my personal space, so we moved away from them. The two guys quickly re-approached and he touched my shoulder. I told him not to touch me, and we walked away. I saw them coming again and I tried to walk away, but one of them jumped right in front of me and displayed a knife, a black-handled 4-inch folder. The two guys then went hands-on with me and there was a scuffle. I thought I was going to lose my shirt (and also get stabbed), but broke free, and they didn't pursue me after that. The whole thing from the first contact took about two or three minutes, I think.

As Orgasmico noted, El Centro was packed today, but nobody came to my assistance. There were no cops within eyesight; I had noted that there were many, many cops in Botero proper and near the drum circle, but there were none around when I got attacked.

This one couldn't have been avoided, as they came after me twice after I walked away, and there were no police nearby.

There were so many girls today! I wish I could have partaken but I took off after that.

[Knowledge]

I'm really sorry that happened to you. What you said about no one coming to your aid reminds me of a one way conversation I had with a Didi driver night. He complained that Colombians don't get involved when they see crimes taking place on the street. A girl I see told me a story a few weeks ago about seeing an middle aged woman robbed right in the middle of Parque Berrio at high noon. She ran off because she was with her son and she said no one objected or helped the woman. Anyway a bit of advice if you and anyone else is interested. I'm pretty sure I noticed you guys kibbitzing near the Tostao and Premium Plaza. 4 PM is a sort of happy hour for the bars around Premium Plaza. The ne-er do wells took advantage of the unusually large crowd and, as you mentioned, all the police posted at the demonstration in Botero Plaza. If you guys are the group I'm thinking of one of you has a ratty tail and long gray stubble and usually wears shorts pants. That is not a place to socialize. The lanky young pimps who hang around there will keep the desperadoes from interfering with guys who are dealing with girls. They won't cause problems for themselves unless it affects drug sales or dates. By now everybody knows a lot of petty crime happens in the area. I saw the police haul away a guy from the San Antonio end of Parque Berrio today. It looked like he did something to a street vendor or store. So back to ground zero, as I mentioned it's better to avoid socializing with other gringos there because it attracts attention. I'm not an especially observant guy and I noticed it. We don't have to ignore each other but we do need to stay aware of our surroundings. It's helpful to get into a gunfighter's position as in having a wall or one of the sculptures behind you so you can see anybody approaching at an odd angle or pace. It's what I do if I need to take a phone call, so no one can run up on me from behind or on a bike or motorcycle. Something I've seen happen to people more than a few times. Again, sorry it happened and I hope my notes are helpful to some. I'm still feeling bad about not saying something sooner about the portero situation in another post.

El Centro got a little too spicy this afternoon.

At about 4 pm I was near Ground Zero, more or less in front of the Tostao, chatting with a fellow gringo. Two young men along with two women approached and asked me (and separately the other guy) to buy them beers. I politely declined. One of the guys was trying to get into my personal space, so we moved away from them. The two guys quickly re-approached and he touched my shoulder. I told him not to touch me, and we walked away. I saw them coming again and I tried to walk away, but one of them jumped right in front of me and displayed a knife, a black-handled 4-inch folder. The two guys then went hands-on with me and there was a scuffle. I thought I was going to lose my shirt (and also get stabbed), but broke free, and they didn't pursue me after that. The whole thing from the first contact took about two or three minutes, I think..

[Blakman]

She ask for 20 mil taxi money. Hope she knows I am deducting when she leaves. She was so hot I couldn't resist pulling up her skirt and fucking it doggy in the kitchen. Then she got on top and rode me. It seem like she wanted to make an impression. Then she ask me e to upstairs in the bedroom. And set up her iphone for a porn video. I mean I actually think. We might be live. She set up the camera for missionary fucking and deep throat standing up. The video is professional quality. She is amazing company and a freak. She's always flirting with my mind. One thing I don't like is she has me eating that pussy for a long time. I told her a chica was coming and she smiled. But chica never showed up. I nutted on her titties and was so elated with the orgasm and companionship. I bought burger King's LOL. She's still with me. More report later. She looked hot today.

[Knowledge]

Your report is timely. The big news today is uber is now 100% legal after the government dismissed all claims against their operation in Colombia. We can expect new services (they already started a package delivery service during the quarantine) and more drivers. Competition is good, Didi's private car rates have been less than uber's the past week. They are all less than the taxis and there is no meter mischief to contend with.

I used to take a taxi 3 or 4 times a week from in front of Parque Poblado to the apartment. 6450 pesos. Almost every time. One night I hop in the taxi and the meter, which at that time was supposed to start at 3000 was already above 5 k. I pointed to the meter said "que es este? Por que no es 3000?" he apologized and reset the meter. Around Lleras, especially late night, the taxistas will start the meter when they park, figuring many passengers won't notice.

Another time I watched the meter reach 8 k before we were close to the apartment. I told the driver I take the same taxi ride every night and his meter was wrong. He accepted 7 k and went away. Drivers will pay someone to alter the meter, because most customers won't have any idea.

There's a rumor that not every taxi driver is 100% honest.

[Knowledge]

All true Mr. Orgasmico, in fact the new normal is 20 K to 30 K. I saw one of the candy girls working the statues go with a guy for 15 K. She was only average or less by Centro street standards but 15 K? It is going to be an interesting summer.

Went down to El Centro today. Yes, a lot of folks out shopping because of the tax holiday, but the hoes are back to pre-Covid levels, maybe even more because Venezuela has taken over. Had a couple of chicas offer 25 mil. I saw a nice thick chica with big boobs and a pretty face so I grabbed that for 40 mil, which included the room and BBBJ.

She told me she works at Barra Ejecutiva but they are closed until December so she is out on the stroll now. Took me to one of those little hotels. Process was pretty straight forward like clockwork. I gave the lady inside the 40 mil she gave us a rubber and off we went.

We each had a little bar of soap and towels so we washed our hands, etc. And she got on the bed and got naked. I took my clothes off and she started giving me a BBBJ while I was standing. It was good but I wanted to lay down so I did and she continued to give me some good head. No balls licking but still a good job.

When she finished, she got on top and started riding until she tired out. I then put her in doggy style and was slamming it from the back. Finally, laid her down and started stroking missionary. The putang was feeling so good I finally had to bust. Afterwards, there was small talk and I collected her number for future reference.