D. F. Escorts

[Elvis 2008]

Yes, this is an actual report. This is not a post about the virus, travel, or the times that were but an actual report about sex in the here and now. Besides sex, there are two other things to do in Mexico City now, and I will cover those as well: walking (or biking) and eating. So this report covers where I went, what I ate, and who I sucked and fucked.

The choice of food was inspired by the Netflix show, "Somebody feed Phil", and I went to all the places that I found interesting that he liked. I remembered when I traveled to Europe, and I pigged out that I didn't gain any weight because I walked everywhere, so that was my rule: pig out but walk.

I had previously stayed at the Barcelo Refroma and did this time, and I sort of recommend it. They charge a $50 guest fee if you go over having one guest. They also have an amazing gym, pool, and spa the chicas love, but they were closed due to Covid. What I found is that I could sneak women up without paying if they fit in and the hotel was crowded in the past, but not now when the hotel is deserted and certainly not when the women dressed like working girls. The guest fee may be Covid related. Or not.

Day 1 Churros, Caliente chocolate, and dos abrigados.

Do you ever get hard just by looking at a pic? That was what Gala06 on seeking.com did to me. That pose, that body, that ass and I was in lust with this woman. It turns out she was a lawyer and that lawyers don't get paid very much in Mexico about $1000 a month, so to paraphrase Yakov Smirnov, "In America, lawyer fucks you. In Mexico, you fuck lawyer. ".

I was really surprised Gala responded as quickly as she did. She cautioned me that her body was not what it once was, but it was damned close. She was five foot three, had a nice smile, humble and great personality, and let me have her bare. She would fuck or suck me as often as I wanted, and we went at it quite a bit that first day, and all for $200. So if she is all that, why am I giving her away? Why not keep this one to myself? I think it was just her personality that was so submissive. She would not say no and perform all that I wanted from her, but her skills were not that great. She was tight, fun, intelligent, and obedient, but she didn't have IT.

The weird thing is that she was so kind and obedient that I would not mind her working for me. I do wonder though if I tied her up, choked and spanked her (something I would think that she would be open to), that animal within would come out. The funny thing is that I would describe this Latin babe as lacking passion. Still, if you want a gorgeous, very sweet, intelligent slave that you can go at with no covers for $200 or so a day, Gala is the gal for you. I can't believe I am throwing her back into the general pool, but I am.

Phil of that TV show somebody feeds Phil was thrilled about a few of the places to eat, and I wanted to go to the home of Churros, El Moro, that he did. It turns out the original location was busy but the one I saw in Polanco was not so busy. There was a nice sized line, and I got the order of 4 churros and the Spanish hot Chocolate. The hot chocolate was the consistency of a milk shake. Phil dunked his churro into the hot chocolate and so did I. The irony is that I found the hot chocolate orgasmic but the churros were kind of plain. But the longer I set the Churros out, the better and better they became, and then they lived up to the hype. That crunch, that sweetness, that cinnamon, man were they good.

I had no idea that Gala was a lawyer and that night I met A Dana from SA. Well, it is more like I wound up with A Dana. Do you ever have a time where you cannot find any woman and then two show up AT THE EXACT SAME TIME? Well, Dani A got to my hotel five minutes before Twitter babe Violet Blum. I chose Dani A because she was there first, did not look like a working girl like VB did, and Dani was not into the threesome thing. Also, Violet looked to put on some weight from her twitter photos. I gave VB 100,000 pesos and told her that I was not interested.

So Dani A is also a lawyer, and she was originally from Colombia. She would kiss and did oral sans latex, but the bareback thing was not on the table. She was compliant and would do anything to please me. Once more, I enjoyed talking to her, she was nice and smart, and she may have had a nicer body than Gala, but the oral was not that great, and again, compliance was her best feature. I kind of wish we had lawyers like this in the United States. I tell them, "Hey, I want you to suck my dick for 30 minutes", and I swear both these women would. Talk about your dictation. In the USA sex prison, if you tried that, I think a female lawyer could legally cut off your dick. "he was armed and dangerous, your honor, and I feared for my life. It was self defense I swear". Sigh.

Still Dani A was stunning, another one who was at least a 9. She was very nice, didn't speak English like Gala did though, and she wanted a little more $350 and considering how much time I spent with her was worth it. Again, I am throwing this one back in the general pool. All in all, the first day was satisfying but not awe inspiring. I wanted the food and the women to blow me away (and while I was blown many, many times LOL), I was not blown away.

Dinner was room service Hawaiian Pizza via Barcelo room service, but was like much of the day, satisfying but not awesome.

[Chris Q Larsen]

I can give you a limited bit of information here. I'm currently experimenting with sugar baby types on Tinder, just to see what comes of it. First of all, they are LEGION on Tinder. Most of them are selling pictures of their feet, hands and clavicles (yep, you read that right). But plenty of them have agreed on in-person activities as well -- granted, I'm not down there yet (I go July 4th) and they're agreeing over whatsapp, so none of these deals are sealed. However, I copy and paste this same paragraph (in Spanish, of course) -- "Let's say you come over and we have sex, then we go to dinner, go for drinks, then we come back to my place and have sex a couple more times in the night, then in the morning we got to breakfast, and maybe come back to the apartment for sex one last time, and then you head home. What kind of donation do you think is worth it for you?" (Yes, that's an absurd amount of sex but I'd rather have a quote on more than less! Almost every one of them says, "Well, I don't know, you tell me, what do you propose?" I never propose anything. They either propose or I move on. One girl said US $150 -- extremely pretty girl, 23 years old. If that comes through, it will be a steal. However, time will tell.

Take that for what it's worth, amigos!

Quick question.

What is the average rate per date with a girl from SA or Tinder (semi-pro or non-pro)? I have been quoted 3500 to 5000 MXN for a short-term date, 3-4 hrs long (not TLN). Is this the norm? I guess a typical date would be 2 HR lunch / dinner / drinks and 2 hrs in bed. I don't mind spending extra $ for a hot chica, but don't want to overpay or be the guy who overpays and inflates the market. I've never had experience with SA, but trying to line up a couple of dates from Tinder.

[AldousM]

How much is the going rate with SA girl nowadays?

I just started in SA last week, and I've gotten ok's anywhere from 1500 for a dinner / date romp in a motel (no exact time given) to 2500 straight to the motel two hours on the low end.

I've also been asked for 4000 dates with no sex guaranteed, or guaranteed but no specific time given for the motel hours. 3500-4500 for date with two hours guarantee.

The most interesting offers I've seen are monthly based. Once a week or twice a week from anything between 5000 to 10000.

I've got line up for next month a straight to motel (29) seemed a bit desperate for 2500. A very cute very snobby, from Polanco dinner date with motel after for 3500. And a just dinner, no extra money first meet with a 21 year old cutie. The last two are absolutely dependent on bars and restaurants at higher end areas opening for business in July.

Spanish is 100% needed, you might get away with the help of google translate, but transactions I've found are not as straight forward, most of the girls want to talk and get to know you first. This might be skipped by offering more money, I'm not sure. I've tried getting them to name their price, but most seem reticent and wait to see how much you can offer. Some have been offended by 1500 and have immediately blocked me. I don't particularly like lowballing, but I hate overpaying so there's some I feel I have offered 2500 that might have gone for 1500.

[Forever18]

I'm coming in late to the Seeking Arrangement thread but I confirm it works. SA is not a fast way to hookup but its great for finding a girl one who's also looking for something regular. My last SA was a coed who went home at the end of the semester and I've had zero luck with schools closed now. I'm several hours away from CDMX and the mongering scene is completely dead here. Thanks to reports from Stuzoonyc and AldousM I think it might be safe to plan a visit to the big city.

MiamiBoy1 if you can't find any action on Twitter in three weeks in CDMX you're doing something really wrong. There's been times I crapped out like the time three highly recommended ladies Ingrid Jassan, Magaly, and Lily all flaked after confirming the date but that was a weekend and I was only there one night before flying out. Mexican escorts are flaky as hell all us mongers know there's a only a 50/50 chance a girl will show unless you've been with her before.

You need to spring for 25 bucks to get a membership here. It'll pay for itself many time over!

Back in 2018 I wrote up a long Twitter howto then fucked up by posting it in Classifieds rather than here where it belongs. I've updated it a little and hope I don't get in trouble with the admins if I post it again in the right place.

How much is the going rate with SA girl nowadays?

[DramaFree11]

I was in Guadalajara at the time of the lockdown, and I loved it. I stayed at FCH in a great suite paying $30 a night and saw three escorts. They ranged from good to great and wee much cheaper than Mexico City.

With regards to SA and SBs, the only city I have had luck is CDMX. Right now, I have three amazing SB types there that I truly enjoy, and I met a Venezuelan, a bonafide 10 model, but she wanted $400 for an hour, and I passed.

I agree. I have been to Monterrey twice now since the lockdown ended and have been very, very disappointed in it. Both it and Tijuana are too close to the border, and you get American prices and American attitudes, and Cancun may be even worse than those two.

Sorry, I have to totally disagree, MTY is great for girls, but I am paying between $100-200 for 3 hour or the night. I have had great success, very beautiful, smart and fun ladies. Food was better in GDL, but for girls MTY is way better and very few sex tourists. MTY is not cheap, but prices are reasonable.

[MiamiBoy1]

Quick question.

What is the average rate per date with a girl from SA or Tinder (semi-pro or non-pro)? I have been quoted 3500 to 5000 MXN for a short-term date, 3-4 hrs long (not TLN). Is this the norm? I guess a typical date would be 2 HR lunch / dinner / drinks and 2 hrs in bed. I don't mind spending extra $ for a hot chica, but don't want to overpay or be the guy who overpays and inflates the market. I've never had experience with SA, but trying to line up a couple of dates from Tinder.

[LuvMexicanas]

I was in Guadalajara at the time of the lockdown, and I loved it. I stayed at FCH in a great suite paying $30 a night and saw three escorts. They ranged from good to great and wee much cheaper than Mexico City.

With regards to SA and SBs, the only city I have had luck is CDMX. Right now, I have three amazing SB types there that I truly enjoy, and I met a Venezuelan, a bonafide 10 model, but she wanted $400 for an hour, and I passed.

I agree. I have been to Monterrey twice now since the lockdown ended and have been very, very disappointed in it. Both it and Tijuana are too close to the border, and you get American prices and American attitudes, and Cancun may be even worse than those two.

Tijuana is what you make it. It's as much YMMV as anywhere I've ever been. You can make your dreams come true or create a living nightmare. How it turns out is up to you.

[Elvis 2008]

I think the best city overall for the hobby itself is Guadalajara. It has all that you mention above. It is also an interesting tourist destination with great food, shopping and cultural activities.

I was in Guadalajara at the time of the lockdown, and I loved it. I stayed at FCH in a great suite paying $30 a night and saw three escorts. They ranged from good to great and wee much cheaper than Mexico City.

With regards to SA and SBs, the only city I have had luck is CDMX. Right now, I have three amazing SB types there that I truly enjoy, and I met a Venezuelan, a bonafide 10 model, but she wanted $400 for an hour, and I passed.

Tijuana and Monterrey run far behind in my estimation. They have hobby activities but I don't especially enjoy those towns.

I agree. I have been to Monterrey twice now since the lockdown ended and have been very, very disappointed in it. Both it and Tijuana are too close to the border, and you get American prices and American attitudes, and Cancun may be even worse than those two.

[Juan Carter]

Guy, I've been to Df but never mongered there.

Quick one for starters and then I WILL RTFF.

What's the best this city has to offer in terms of escorts v. Private houses v massage parlors v twitter v cupid v facebook v anything else?

Every city seems to specialize and offer more in one or more of these categories.

How about DF?

Thanks!

I read your question too quickly. The best CDMX offers is hundreds of independent escorts. There are also hundreds of streetwalkers but the best bang for the buck is with escorts. Otherwise, CDMX is not a good hobby destination. Prostitution is legal but it is illegal to profit from the earnings of a prostitute so the houses, massage parlors and strip clubs with on site services have mostly closed. Yeah, RTFF then ask for clarification here or message me.

[Juan Carter]

Guy, I've been to Df but never mongered there.

Quick one for starters and then I WILL RTFF.

What's the best this city has to offer in terms of escorts v. Private houses v massage parlors v twitter v cupid v facebook v anything else?

Every city seems to specialize and offer more in one or more of these categories.

How about DF?

Thanks!

I think the best city overall for the hobby itself is Guadalajara. It has all that you mention above. It is also an interesting tourist destination with great food, shopping and cultural activities. Some of my favorite escorts are there and at a little better prices than in CDMX. You don't need Facebook, Twitter or anything else if you can read Spanish or use Google Translate. Everything you need can be found at http://elforo.one/. I don't know from Cupid, SA or Tender. I hate to gunk up ISG with discussion of girls that we can't all contact and access. It is CDMX for me but I am comfortable here with enough girls on my "got to do" lists to last a lifetime. I visit Guadalajara now and again mostly to see how Connie Garcia is doing. Read this thread and the GDL forum and then decide for yourself. Tijuana and Monterrey run far behind in my estimation. They have hobby activities but I don't especially enjoy those towns.

[SonicBoom1]

I'm coming in late to the Seeking Arrangement thread but I confirm it works. SA is not a fast way to hookup but its great for finding a girl one who's also looking for something regular. My last SA was a coed who went home at the end of the semester and I've had zero luck with schools closed now. I'm several hours away from CDMX and the mongering scene is completely dead here. Thanks to reports from Stuzoonyc and AldousM I think it might be safe to plan a visit to the big city.

If you speak spanish, you could consider getting a girl from DF to visit you at your place. It won't be easy to do, but it could be worth the efforts.

[AquaWatt]

The Master JC is spot on as usual. Great comments!

One other thought. When you check in your love hotel don't be hiding behind a Covid virus mask and mirrored sunglasses. When escorts stop at reception she might ask them, How'd that guy look to you? You think she's going to come up to your room if the receptionist says you look creapy? I know it's hard to do through bullet proof glass but make eye contact when you check in and smile to make a good impresson or say something nice.

[MjTravelLove]

Guy, I've been to Df but never mongered there.

Quick one for starters and then I WILL RTFF.

What's the best this city has to offer in terms of escorts v. Private houses v massage parlors v twitter v cupid v facebook v anything else?

Every city seems to specialize and offer more in one or more of these categories.

How about DF?

Thanks!

[Juan Carter]

Thanks, AquaWatt, for your excellent tutorial. I have but little to add:

- The Hotel Amazonas allows more than the first girl but you do have to pay an "additional person" fee. I don't recall the amount but it isn't much.

- In addition to TinEye or Google Image search I do a search on the girl's phone number. You may find that number used with many names and with ads in many other cities, even published on the same day.

- You are dead on about the price point jump to professional photos and fake photos at above $1500 and can mean the page is maintained by an agency. A mix of photos she paid for and her own selfies is reassuring.

- Some Twitter pages are maintained by agencies and you won't know unless you ask the girl. If you want to see her again, ask her if she would prefer your next call at a different number, perhaps by her different name.

- I avoid those girls that are TGTBT, too good to be true. I look for photos taken in hotel rooms, where most independents take their selfies, and even better in hotel rooms that I recognize.

- I try to rely on girls that have been tested to be true via an ISG or other trusted review source. Busti's recommendations might not always live up to fantasy but they are not frauds.

- Never pay a deposit. Some legit girls, like Danny Anduz, have been burned by flaky clients and now demand a deposit but unless you are certain, don't deposit in advance.

- I let my TelCel Amigo plan expire after I leave Mexico. That number is still good in the USA for WhatsApp messages via WiFi. I have kept my same number for years by adding money within a six month period.

[AquaWatt]

MiamiBoy1 are you for real? You say you're looking to spend 1200-1500 pesos but you think the Busti girls are average or below average? I think that's called champaigne taste with a beer pocketbook. Or maybe you meant 1200 dollars? Yeah you could have a centerfold class girl for that.

The escorts we review here are all real people and I've never had a bad experience with any girl recommended by Busti, disappointming maybe but never bad. You're setting yourself up for disappointment expecting to find a Playboy centerfold ready to drop her panties for USA $60. It ain't going to happen. If you bought one of those books that says you can move to Mexico live like a king for 500 dollars a month you should throw it in the garbage and get real.