Melbourne

[Supmam]

I can't find it right now but there's a website where you can type in your current age and savings and super and find a place to live around the developing world for x numbers of years. It's one of those retire at 40 websites but I can't find it right now. Thailands isn't cheap butt here are plenty of places that your dollar will go far if you don't go mad from the monotony.

Hi folks, I've been busy with a project so only have a chance to check the last few posts now. I wish I could join #Lostwithindays and #Dantheman at Flipsville but I don't have the $2 million retirement nest like #EngineDriver. Life is not fair is it! My dream lifestyle would be a rotation between Australia and Flipville or somewhere in South East Asia, every 3 or 6 months. Enjoy the best of both worlds. Unfortunately I can't do this yet, so in the mean time, just have to keep on dreaming, dream dream dream.

Just on another note, re. Flipsville and BBFSCIP, what about STD? Is that a concern? How widespread is it? Just want to know just in case I make it there one day I know what to prepare.

[Genuine Lotus]

When I think back, PI for 1-2 wk is prob OK get in have your fun and get out. If on the other hand, you haven't much to look forward to in life and trying to make a life style out of drinking piss, wet tee-shirt competitions, womanising and rooting, it is doomed. The next day the same routine, over and over again, if you haven't scored by 9. 30 pm the left-overs will leave you with a sigma. 2020 YouTube videos say it all. Expatriates, retired US servicemen with beer guts, striving for the ultimate goal of one day owning a club or go-go bar in that depressing and condemned place Angeles City OMG!

A few years back I worked with a Pilipino Australian man who was on our office team. I made the mistake of mentioning my PI visits to him. He started an avalanche of ongoing and harassing dialogue stigmatised towards my life experiences in PI. I got on with him OK but it started to piss me off big time and nearly told him to shut the fuck up. Most people have forgotten the national Australian / Pilipino stigma that developed when Lan and Rose Hancock (his former Pilipino maid) married a rich WA mining magnate. For most, this was seen as the dirty old man marrying his naive gold-digging Pilipino maid one third his age; some might say lucky guy, I don't think so. That saga went on for decades and is still being fought out in the courts now. If ever there was a display that epitomised bad taste and excesses with a thousand shoes it was her. I'm not sure whether that stigma has healed in Australia but it certainly left a dreadful mark.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Engine Driver]

Helllo all,

Can somebody please enlighten me about.

Grandfather caramello.

Grandpa Caramello was the perhaps the most focused, determined person I knew when it came the art of mongering. In his half-century of mongering in South East Asia and Micronesia, he probably bedded about 3,000 LBFMs. He sired hundreds of bastard children, since he never bothered with condoms and birth control pills were unheard of in the impoverished shitholes where he was king. He was so disciplined that he never once fell in love with any of his young victims and nor did he root any of them more than once. He didn't even bother with taking their names or phone numbers. Needless to say, he was not a romantic, long-term relationship type of guy.

Such was his addiction to BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA and BBBJCIM that he decided very early on his life that he would make his hobby his income producing job. How many of us will ever get an opportunity to own and operate businesses dedicated to mongering? Well, Grandpa Caramello established two businesses in his lifetime dedicated to mongering and managed to sell out of both of them in the nick of time, thus securing his future in retirement. Although quite an unsophisticated man with only a high school education, he was wise and frugal with his money and was able to retire to a small shack on the outskirts of Brisbane. He eschewed the usual trappings of a middle class existence, instead only spending his retirement savings on mongering trips abroad.

You're probably wondering how that wily operative got such an exalted name. If you or I went to Flipsville, we would need to pay around 2,000 peso for a root. A local in Flipsville needs to pay 200 peso for the same root. Well, old Grandpa beat us all. In the remote villages where he plied his trade, his currency was Caramello Koala confectionery. He would give one treat to each LBFM whom he rooted. The girls, when they bit into that delicious treat with its oozing caramel nectar, literally thought they were eating liquid gold. That worked out at 15 peso per root. Legend.

He told me once that even at the age of 80, he did not need Viagra! Getting an LBFM to sit on his lap was enough to ignite his passion and his octogenarian cock was pointing to the sun at a 45 degree angle in no time! He had so many narrow escapes as a result of sexual conquests, that it is a pity that it was the Wuhan Reaper who finally got him while he was stuck in his tin shack. I reckon LE wasn't far behind. If they finally proved what he had been up to, he might have been sharing a cell with the infamous Sir Ron Brierly!

[DanTheMan]

Hi folks, I've been busy with a project so only have a chance to check the last few posts now. I wish I could join #Lostwithindays and #Dantheman at Flipsville but I don't have the $2 million retirement nest like #EngineDriver. Life is not fair is it! My dream lifestyle would be a rotation between Australia and Flipville or somewhere in South East Asia, every 3 or 6 months. Enjoy the best of both worlds. Unfortunately I can't do this yet, so in the mean time, just have to keep on dreaming, dream dream dream.

Just on another note, re. Flipsville and BBFSCIP, what about STD? Is that a concern? How widespread is it? Just want to know just in case I make it there one day I know what to prepare.

I suppose like anywhere else it's bound to be there. But if your rooting *****s then you will need to tarp up.

But in reality just hit any of the dating pages in fb or online (DIA) and your bound to run into a normal non working girl who after a couple of conversations will fall in love with you, think your the greatest thing since sliced bread, and be more than happy to jump in the sack with you because you have white skin.

Never bring them to AU though, because if you leave them there you wield the power because your a foreigner and thus am in their eyes rich.

[Dreamer4]

Hi folks, I've been busy with a project so only have a chance to check the last few posts now. I wish I could join #Lostwithindays and #Dantheman at Flipsville but I don't have the $2 million retirement nest like #EngineDriver. Life is not fair is it! My dream lifestyle would be a rotation between Australia and Flipville or somewhere in South East Asia, every 3 or 6 months. Enjoy the best of both worlds. Unfortunately I can't do this yet, so in the mean time, just have to keep on dreaming, dream dream dream.

Just on another note, re. Flipsville and BBFSCIP, what about STD? Is that a concern? How widespread is it? Just want to know just in case I make it there one day I know what to prepare.

[LostWithinDays]

Helllo all,

Can somebody please enlighten me about.

Grandfather caramello.

Seems I thought some now retired work colleagues were legends in that regard, but they nothing on the grandfather.

So much to learn so little time so boring here in Melbourne.

Can't we open a strip of bars in Melbourne Ong chapel street same as Angeles city, goodness me half are empty anyhow.

Cheers lwd.

Indeed, Grandfather Caramello was the Ned Kelly of mongering throughout Southeast Asia and Micronesia. The man was a freaking legend! He should be knighted as a hero of the Commonwealth, Sir Caramello. He never gave in to societal expectations and pressure to marry in order to gain imaginary respectability. He was an unrepentant monger through and through. All that ever mattered to him was the next root. Grandfather Caramello lived in a humble tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane because he preferred to save every penny for his overseas mongering adventures. He cared very little for living pretentiously and taking on debt in Oz. Caramello was planning one last mongering hurrah to Southeast Asia when the Wuhan Reaper unexpectedly knocked him off his perch. He left behind a booty of $20,000 South Sea pesos hidden on the outskirts of Brisbane. I suspect Engine Driver is busy trying to find this treasure so he can take up the mantle and soldier on in the very large footsteps of the Aussie legend, Grandfather Caramello.

[Shazzam]

Everything you mention about the PH is so true. Angeles City is the most boring place during the day. Absolutely nothing on offer other than bar drinking and mongering and living there would be the worst. I watch a few Youtubers living there and their life looks like a miserable waste of time (apart from the fucking 18-20 year olds), and the girls just want to go to the Mall. Imagine that life 7 days a week, 365 a year! Even Subic Bay area is boring after a couple of days at what they call a beach. If I lived up there it would have to be on a more beautiful part of the country like Cebu, Leyte or Siargao. Siargao pre Covid was fast becoming a tourist hot spot. It would have been a place to open a small be&be type of place with a good kitchen and bar for non back packers. I reckon that would have been ok to live on. I also agree on the food. It is the worst in Asia by miles.

But then the flip side is, an endless stream of hot young and very affordable women.

There was an article by the financial planner Joseph Palmer & Sons a few months ago in The Australian that described something similar. Let's suppose your retirement nest egg was $2 million in stocks. Assuming 5% annual dividends, this would yield $100 k in income for the monger. After tax, that leaves $70,000. Now all that is going to get you in Melbourne or Sydney, provided you already owned your own home, is a life of genteel poverty. And a sexless one at that. OTOH, if the monger rented out his Australian home, relocated to Flipsville, then the income from the rental plus the dividend income would buy a nice retirement life. You could get an endless procession of nubile 18-22 year old hookers to visit you each day in your condo to polish your purple headed yoghurt slinger. You could also get as much BBFSCIP action as you want to ensure the Philippines population did not decline. You won't need to waste your retirement income on condoms.

The only drawback with this retirement plan is what the fuck do you do during the day time? Flipsville is a third world shit hole with dreadful infrastructure and inedible food. It is not like LOS. Most likely, the monger will fall in with the other expat retiree loser crowd and commence drinking cheap San Mig Pilsener from 10.00 am onwards and be in bed, totally plastered, by 8. 00 pm each night. He would be too drunk to get it up. This cycle would repeat 7 days a week.

Everyone will know the reason why you are going to Flipsville. That is, to screw as many 18-22 year old LBFMs as you can. Despite your protestations that you are going there for scuba diving, snorkelling, Christian charity work or business opportunities, no one is going to believe you. You will be forever known as a dirty old man who preys on innocent girls. The people in Flipsville will also know why you are there. They will respect the size of your wallet, but not you. If you can cope with the social stigma and potential life time ostracism, then go for it!

[Chocha Monger]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

Indeed, Grandfather Caramello was the Ned Kelly of mongering throughout Southeast Asia and Micronesia. The man was a freaking legend! He should be knighted as a hero of the Commonwealth, Sir Caramello. He never gave in to societal expectations and pressure to marry in order to gain imaginary respectability. He was an unrepentant monger through and through. All that ever mattered to him was the next root. Grandfather Caramello lived in a humble tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane because he preferred to save every penny for his overseas mongering adventures. He cared very little for living pretentiously and taking on debt in Oz. Caramello was planning one last mongering hurrah to Southeast Asia when the Wuhan Reaper unexpectedly knocked him off his perch. He left behind a booty of $20,000 South Sea pesos hidden on the outskirts of Brisbane. I suspect Engine Driver is busy trying to find this treasure so he can take up the mantle and soldier on in the very large footsteps of the Aussie legend, Grandfather Caramello.

[DanTheMan]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

I'll be there.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!

[Chocha Monger]

I know when I retire, ill be doing the milk run to SE ASIA every chance I get. Nothing would make me happier than living out my retirement than boning women all day and night, without a care in the world.

People can me for being single, but I tell you, I'd rather life my life the way I want to, the real war, rather than living a lie as most do by claiming a happy marriage, yet cheating at any opportunity they get.

True! What use is money without a good root? There is no such thing as a happy marriage when a man has to sneak out for a good root with the threat of losing all his wealth if caught. It is better to be free as a bird and root as many nubile tarts as you can, for life is short. Tin shed be damned! Misery loves company and the married lads want other halfwits to join them in their folly.

[Engine Driver]

If you worked hard and acquired personal wealth the system punishes and precludes you from an aged pension. A recent comparison made the discord between recipients on 22.5 K / pa for the aged pension and a SMSF with 1. 5 ML in a CBA TD earning 1. 0% pa = 15 K. So fella, LOL! Don't be disgruntled about your milk bar income, it easily out preforms SMSF's. Thanks Engine, we all need reminding not to let our hobby kill ourselves and die lonely and penniless in a tin shack here or the PI.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

There was an article by the financial planner Joseph Palmer & Sons a few months ago in The Australian that described something similar. Let's suppose your retirement nest egg was $2 million in stocks. Assuming 5% annual dividends, this would yield $100 k in income for the monger. After tax, that leaves $70,000. Now all that is going to get you in Melbourne or Sydney, provided you already owned your own home, is a life of genteel poverty. And a sexless one at that. OTOH, if the monger rented out his Australian home, relocated to Flipsville, then the income from the rental plus the dividend income would buy a nice retirement life. You could get an endless procession of nubile 18-22 year old hookers to visit you each day in your condo to polish your purple headed yoghurt slinger. You could also get as much BBFSCIP action as you want to ensure the Philippines population did not decline. You won't need to waste your retirement income on condoms.

The only drawback with this retirement plan is what the fuck do you do during the day time? Flipsville is a third world shit hole with dreadful infrastructure and inedible food. It is not like LOS. Most likely, the monger will fall in with the other expat retiree loser crowd and commence drinking cheap San Mig Pilsener from 10.00 am onwards and be in bed, totally plastered, by 8. 00 pm each night. He would be too drunk to get it up. This cycle would repeat 7 days a week.

I sometimes thought about this idea of leaving everything in Australia and go to this BBFSCIP dreamland! I know this work colleague living in Perth and he did exactly this. Divorced in his early 60's, went to Philippines and now spent half a year there. He loved it and said that everything is cheap there. He eventually found this girl and brought her to Australia. He is till travelling back and forth though.

Everyone will know the reason why you are going to Flipsville. That is, to screw as many 18-22 year old LBFMs as you can. Despite your protestations that you are going there for scuba diving, snorkelling, Christian charity work or business opportunities, no one is going to believe you. You will be forever known as a dirty old man who preys on innocent girls. The people in Flipsville will also know why you are there. They will respect the size of your wallet, but not you. If you can cope with the social stigma and potential life time ostracism, then go for it!

[DanTheMan]

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!

I know when I retire, ill be doing the milk run to SE ASIA every chance I get. Nothing would make me happier than living out my retirement than boning women all day and night, without a care in the world.

People can me for being single, but I tell you, I'd rather life my life the way I want to, the real war, rather than living a lie as most do by claiming a happy marriage, yet cheating at any opportunity they get.

[Genuine Lotus]

Francis bacon said, "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief." The Chinese follow a very different set of rules compared to the violation that Aussies experience in family court. Aussies father children to serve as hostages for the ex-wife, labor for corporations, and a tax base for the government. The fortunate man is the one who lives for himself and not the reproductive prerogative of women and the state.

Choc; listen mate! That held during aristocratic and Renaissance times if you were born into a bloodline bubble; 99% of us are not. The world is vastly different now with JobSeeker and JobKeeper and a CentreLink milk bar income for some. The Milk bar mentality works in reverse here. If you worked hard and acquired personal wealth the system punishes and precludes you from an aged pension. A recent comparison made the discord between recipients on 22.5 K / pa for the aged pension and a SMSF with 1. 5 ML in a CBA TD earning 1. 0% pa = 15 K. So fella, LOL! Don't be disgruntled about your milk bar income, it easily out preforms SMSF's. Thanks Engine, we all need reminding not to let our hobby kill ourselves and die lonely and penniless in a tin shack here or the PI.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Chocha Monger]

By your definition, Grandpa Caramello was a very fortunate man indeed. He devoted his entire life to mongering in Micronesia and South East Asia, spreading his sperm with careless abandon among thousands of nubile, young nymphs. Total guilt free pleasure without the baggage the average monger carries. In over 40 years of mongering, he probably sired over 500 half cast bastard kids but never saw the need to marry nor acknowledge any of his offspring. He was always one step ahead of his conquests and was careful never to fall in love with any particular LBFM. In the end his hobby killed him. He died a lonely, penniless man in a tiny tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane. His legacy is all those barefooted kids wandering around dirt poor villages in Asia still looking for their Aussie passports.

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!