General Reports

[CenTexCrash]

Landed in TIJ from MTY around 6 pm, Central time zone 8 pm for me. Upon exiting the airport, got bamboozled by airport agent collecting my permit on arrival. Damnit this is a stopover, I'm not leaving Mex!

Hindsight what I should've done but didn't: Take Uber to nearest land aduana and apply for a new 7 day permit.

Ordered Uber at arrivals area, first 2 drivers asked and canceled on me deciding trip was too short for their time. Third driver showed up, took me to Hotel Pacific for staging purposes, $22 for the night. Got freshened up, made a fuss on ISG about permit snafu, got another Uber and arrived in Zona Norte around 8:30 pm. Took a few laps around the blocks seeing available street prospects. Tried to peek inside Hong Kong, but staff said weeknights during Covid, clubs close at 9 pm, action shifts to attached hotels. Peeked inside one. Scoped out one girl, got quote of $80, looked around some more and left.

First session was a decent looking half-asian looking street girl. On entry, staff had me scan for temperature and wipe with hand sanitizer. Round was 500 p, the usual BJ, nude, couple of positions, finished her off. Upon exit, got hassled for the uncomfortable feel only in Tijuana: staff cleanup tip. I forgot to pack singles, just pretended I didn't speak English or Spanish, and the dude gave me a death stare. Oh well.

Got some street food and Gatorade, recharged, took a peek inside attached to Club Chicago. Saw one really cute model bod light skinned girl, picture pornstar Kendall Karson before her awful boob job. The host translated and her first offer was $100 to lie there and let me in missionary. I got vocal about that being way too restrictive. Host talked to her, and she rolled her eyes and agreed to add a CBJ along with the token position. I told she's cute but you're out of your minds if these girls are in the trade and resistant to providing a trade attitude, I don't have that kind of $$$ to waste on the inevitable.

The night felt tolerable walking solo, occasionally fending off ladyboys and the cops didn't give me any hassles. It was around 10:30 pm and a 9 am flight was looming. Saw a cute tall thin girl walking the street, she went up a staircase. Tracked her down, but she was eating, said she'd be available in 20 minutes. Killed 20 minutes and came back.

500 p later, took her in room, she said she was from (ironically) Monterrey and 19 new at the game, and the inexperience in the BJ definitely showed. But made it work. Jokingly asked her if she wanted to hang out next time she's in MTY and she declined. Took Uber back to Hotel Pacific, and set alarm for inconvenient hour.

Friday 6 am wakeup, started my morning with a shower with no hot water. Packed up and summoned an Uber to TIJ. And from here on out would be the most chaotic airport experience I've been through, ever, and I've been to all six continents within last 24 months including Asia and Cairo and Budapest. A gringo spotting Migracion officer hassled me to obtain a permit and I gave her hell, but (see above) ended up having to buy a permit I shouldn't have had to buy (may come in handy over next 6 months we'll see) and my heart skipped a beat when my flight was at 9:15 am, and it's 7:55 am and the security line to the terminal is wrapping around the building. It was down to the wire, and I swear what few screens in first hallway said go to Gate 5, so after XRays, I jog to Gate 5 on the right tip end of a horseshoe formation, get there and either read screen wrong or they flat out lied, VivaBus to CDMX was now at Gate 9 on the midway to left horseshoe. Conveniently PA announced final boarding call for my flight, I ran until I flat out ran out of oxygen.

The next time I fly in or out of TIJ will be too soon.

[Calusa]

I don't know why they would quote $30 for a half hour room, maybe they were quoting a one hour rate? But the bucket of 5 ficha drinks with the room price included seems like a good deal, that is if you intended to buy the 5 fichas in the first place. You save $18 by getting the room for free.

Can confirm $30 for room at Hotel Jalos. I took a cute Venezuelan chica for an arriba on Thursday. I was shocked, but I paid. No way I was going to miss out on fucking that sweet Venezuelan chica. Sadly, she was visiting from Cancun and left yesterday.

[Goyo61]

A phase you will never hear in Zona Norte.

Es mi primera vez (This is my first time).

Ehss mee pree-MEH-rah vehth.

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

[Jinxx]

Fichas at Jalos are $9, so it should have been $45, and change $100 mx. So it looks like the mesero cheated himself out of $30 mx?

I made a mistake iny last post. I misquoted NAK. He actually received 70 in change which means the mesero either pocketed 130 or 30. Either way with the free room it's still worth it. But of course it's not always easy to crunch all the numbers when you're half drunk with a raging hardon and a smoking hot naked chica all over you. 😁.

[ScottHall]

Got deported couple days ago for not having passport and trying to walk in. Otay doesn't have 2 lines so I didn't break any rules other than not having a passport. They tried hard to sell me 20 dollars. I explained if I do that often it negates the financial incentive to go to tijuana. They did not care. The. They tried harder to get me to pay LOL. They really wanted me in mexico but wanted that 20 bucks more. No mas Mexico for me till 2021 if I get a passport back by then.

You invested time and money to travel thousands of miles and $20 is your breaking point? That's comical. What's the point in spending all that time to make the trip.

[Dogers69]

Got deported couple days ago for not having passport and trying to walk in. Otay doesn't have 2 lines so I didn't break any rules other than not having a passport. They tried hard to sell me 20 dollars. I explained if I do that often it negates the financial incentive to go to tijuana. They did not care. The. They tried harder to get me to pay LOL. They really wanted me in mexico but wanted that 20 bucks more. No mas Mexico for me till 2021 if I get a passport back by then.

[ClamSlammer]

I think the bucket of 5 fichas should cost $40 so if he paid 1000 and only received 130 change, the mesero may have pocketed the $5 or $6. The bucket lasted an hour or two dancing and making out in the club, then the room was free, so the bro really didn't get screwed overall. Unless I'm missing something.

Fichas at Jalos are $9, so it should have been $45, and change $100 mx. So it looks like the mesero cheated himself out of $30 mx?

[Jinxx]

Jinx,

ST rooms for bar girls are always 30 min. The bro gave the meseros 1,000 pesos or $50. He brought back just small change. So he paid $50 for the room. I don't think Jalos raised prices. The mesero knew he was a noob and liked that girls, so he padded the bill. He had a hot session, so it was worth extra money to him. It just pissed me off that Chicago workers would look for every chance to cheat their customers. HK and Cascada tend to be straighter. Have not heard of price gouging.

You don't want to buy buckets for the girls in the room as there is not enough time for them to drink all those bottles. If they drink them all their bladders would be so full and get so drunk they won't be horny for sex. Then they would squirt out a stinky golden shower and mess up the whole room. Damn disgusting. It's better to buy them Tequila shots. They would get drunk and feel sexy, but not too full that they can't do their sex job hehe.

I think the bucket of 5 fichas should cost $40 so if he paid 1000 and only received 130 change, the mesero may have pocketed the $5 or $6. The bucket lasted an hour or two dancing and making out in the club, then the room was free, so the bro really didn't get screwed overall. Unless I'm missing something.

[Captain Solo]

Jinx,

ST rooms for bar girls are always 30 min. The bro gave the meseros 1,000 pesos or $50. He brought back just small change. So he paid $50 for the room. I don't think Jalos raised prices. The mesero knew he was a noob and liked that girls, so he padded the bill. He had a hot session, so it was worth extra money to him. It just pissed me off that Chicago workers would look for every chance to cheat their customers. HK and Cascada tend to be straighter. Have not heard of price gouging.

You don't want to buy buckets for the girls in the room as there is not enough time for them to drink all those bottles. If they drink them all their bladders would be so full and get so drunk they won't be horny for sex. Then they would squirt out a stinky golden shower and mess up the whole room. Damn disgusting. It's better to buy them Tequila shots. They would get drunk and feel sexy, but not too full that they can't do their sex job hehe.

[Jinxx]

And A K.

Looks like you had some very hot sessions.

This frisky spinner with blue hair and braces, what's her name? Her home town? Very nice you got BBFS with her. After the chicas get to know you some, BBFS is usually available.

Chicago is ripping you off with the $30ST room. They are stupid. I would never pay that much.

Glad you had a hot time.

I don't know why they would quote $30 for a half hour room, maybe they were quoting a one hour rate? But the bucket of 5 ficha drinks with the room price included seems like a good deal, that is if you intended to buy the 5 fichas in the first place. You save $18 by getting the room for free.

[Goyo61]

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

[Goyo61]

Great report.

G.

Can't really remember anything from day 5 so going to skip to day 6 actually this time.

TLDR: good session with a door girl Wendy as a repeat. Bad session with a door girl. One of the best sessions of my life with a girl from Chicago.

Started off my day around 9:30-10 ish. Took a lap around the block checking for chicas. Found 2 right away that peaked my interest (including Wendy) but curiosity got the best of me and I decided to finish to lap to see if I could do better. Didn't end up finding anyone else interesting and by the time I got back to the first spot, both girls were already gone. Decided to go to AZUL for a drink and wait for them to come back. Sat on the patio overlooking the alley until I saw the first one come back. Decided to give it another couple minutes so I wasn't getting immediate sloppy seconds. Of course by the time I get down there to talk to her, another guy had swooped in and took her. Lesson of the day, don't miss out on something good because of the idea that something better might come along. Luckily for me, the second girl (Wendy) got back right then. Short petite girl with straight black hair and a dark tan. Pretty face but has kinda messed up teeth. I bring her up to cascada and we have a great session. Long BJ, multiple positions, moaning but no kissing. Only negatives was her stomach was kinda loose despite being super skinny (guessing from pregnancy at some point) and that the moans sounded kinda fake and no kissing but definitely good for a door girl. Gave her 400 and a 50 peso tip and went home to eat lunch. 7. 5/10 looks 7/10 session...

[Dogers69]

Does the VIP card automatically get me that and they can track it or do I have to print a bunch of the coupons from the website?

You have to show the card at the desk and they keep track. I hit about 40 free vip drinks on 1 vip card. It shows on computer. Sometimes I'd walk into hk just for my drink when I was in Tijuana for other reasons. At any rate, by time covid is done it will be years. I don't think the card gets you free drinks without an actual hk being open.

[Dogers69]

I'll just have to accept that you and I have very different experiences. The wait time apps all suck and very inaccurate. But I have found that the length of the line is very predictive. If the line goes all the way to the taxi drop off point, you are waiting an hour or so.

As for the line cutters, yes they are annoying. The most guilty parties, in my experience, are generally elderly females who take advantage. 75%? Come on, get real man. If I see it happen once each visit, that's about it. Annoying? Yes. Adding hours to the wait time? No. And you'd rather get robbed? Give it a rest! I hope newbies take that into consideration when they assign credibility to what people report.

I've asked you this before but if every visit you make ends with these horror stories, why bother?

People only notice what they are looking for. If you stand there, watch everyone who goes in front of you, then cuts into the line, on days you stand there for hour half, very easily you will see 3 dozen line cutters, not including medical pass, which, for the scammers, is only profitable when the line gets long. The medical pass scammers sell probably 1 ticket every 7 seconds if you watch them being sold. Again, if your not upset or don't care about lines, you won't notice all this activity. They don't write articles on this issue in major newspapers for no reason. It's a big problem.

[DeepXliv]

You can't use coupons for the girls drinks. They have different bottles like a 3 ed the size of a beer. I don't know if the one coupon can get you a free drink besides beer. The vip card is good for actual drink. Its useful In the morning they give you a huge orange juice if that's what you want. So if you go 9 am then you can get a beer 915 pm.

Does the VIP card automatically get me that and they can track it or do I have to print a bunch of the coupons from the website?