General Reports

[YyzTravel]

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

Where did you get this book?

[Travelling Guy]

The bars are closed although a couple like Tropical have turned a couple of hotel rooms as pseudo bars. Not sure how much I want to deal a place like that if health or municipal officials come to check for a visit.

Alley is open and girls are open for business, great deals possible. Check my detailed report in street-girls section. A lot of restaurants are carry out only now. Still a lot of fun can be had in Tijuana!

[Goyo61]

I hear ya. I was 230 at one point and very insecure about it and still am to a point. Actually amazed at how nonjudgmental 90% of the girls are even when I was 230. Seems the only color they care about is "Green" .

While it's great fucking them I found just taking them in the private rooms for $21 and agreeing before that they will get nude (some ask for additional tip). So no matter what weight I am I do feel a bit more comfortable with clothes on but I can still grope the hell out of them when they are butt-ass naked. The fuck is great. No question but there is a ton of other fun stuff down there with out doing the "deed" .

Yea. If I loose a few more I wouldn't mind growing a another inch elsewhere.

Recently an escort gave me such a look that I decided not to session with her. I wondered whether it was my size or my age.

[Turgid]

I have always been over 200 pounds and trying to loose a few more. Recently I got down to 205 and feeling great about it and part of the motivation was the inspiration of grouping and fucking girls in Tijuana! It's hard to talk yourself out of the pizza or ice cream but the thought of having a slimmer body with the hot girls down there does help to motivate!

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

Recently an escort gave me such a look that I decided not to session with her. I wondered whether it was my size or my age.

[KC Questor]

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

Best motivation is that as you lose weight you gain inches. I lost 170 lbs and holy shit my dick gets a lot of attention from girls who knew me before. Lose weight gain length. Good motivation.

[Goyo61]

I have always been over 200 pounds and trying to loose a few more. Recently I got down to 205 and feeling great about it and part of the motivation was the inspiration of grouping and fucking girls in Tijuana! It's hard to talk yourself out of the pizza or ice cream but the thought of having a slimmer body with the hot girls down there does help to motivate!

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

[Goyo61]

Mexico City Airport is an "adventure" if you ever go through there. They do have these great little sleeping pods for fairly cheap if you have a layover that is overnight. BUT it takes twice as long for anything so need to get in line for next flight and get to security much earlier than any time frame your used to in the USA.

Goyo.

Gringas. Covid has me banging more now than usual.

[Captain Solo]

ATMs at the major banks on Revo are all closed.

The Multiva ATM's in the alley have stolen passwords from me and my wingmen in the past. They started withdrawing $200-300 from ATM's in the MidWest 2 or 3 weeks after use. The banks spotted the fraud and alerted me.

Azul's charged my card twice for the same bill last week. Had to dispute with the card company.

I used the machines inside HK and Cascada a few years without problems, but time is hard now and criminals are working harder. I used the Schwab card in the alley last week. Keep checking statement for frauds.

[Dogers69]

My buddy had his card cloned from the ATMs by adelitas a few weeks ago.

I was just there on Tuesday and needed some extra cash in the morning.

I used the ATM and instantly turned the card off and requested a replacement. Didn't feel like dealing with the headache.

Smart move. I once used credit card at hotel cascadas within 4 hours it had purchases in 6 countries.

[Dogers69]

2 drinks a lot for you? Two weeks ago you said you were too drunk to mess with the chicas.

A mechanic paid enough attention to you to recognize you with a facemask?

And this $20 again? Please explain why you would have to pay "20 bucks once a week" The FMM is good for 6 months.

2 drinks for the girl. The government is having 5 months delay on my passport I don't have one. The guy in the mechanics suit works for the mexican border patrol. They have the pretty girls in white shirts, who usually decide who to question, and if they need to be walked back to USA they make the dude do it. In this case, she let me through. It he spotted me and said I just saw you here last week and you refused to pay the 20 dollar fee to get in. If he would charge me 10, he could make 10 everytime I go through. For 20 I can walk through san ysidro way more easier. The bus from otay to revolucion is a long ride with about 30 stops.

[OrganicAlo]

Bro! You're killing me with this $20 stuff! I was just in SD crossing around 6 pm to Tijuana. I coulda brought you back with me. I'm in hotel jalos aka Chicago Gentlemen's Club with an ISG bro. He's right next to me with a chica all over him. I'm here waiting on this one big booty chica to reappear. I've already turned down at least 5 chicas waiting in this one big booty girl I don't know where she went LOL. Oh shit the bro with me is making out with his chica. This is the place to be! Too bad they supposedly charge $30 for the room LOL. I'm about to hit the ATM downstairs praying they don't clone my card, fingers crossed.

My buddy had his card cloned from the ATMs by adelitas a few weeks ago.

I was just there on Tuesday and needed some extra cash in the morning.

I used the ATM and instantly turned the card off and requested a replacement. Didn't feel like dealing with the headache.

[Dcrist0527]

This evening, went to tropical 1st. There was some 8, maybe 9 if I saw them naked. I just can't get motivated to pay for sex unless a girl starts fooling around with me, for free, pre covid. I bought 1 drjnk for not the hottest but seemed fun, she asked me 6 times to buy her drugs. Next. I will say, tropical, to me, is better in some ways than pre covid. Probably because I hated their music and lack of privacy. The waiters though have gotten worse, imagine that. Tip the guy a dollar for every beer, and at the end he wants more money since he only works on tips. Good thing he doesn't work in USA he would not make half as much as he does in tijuana. The girls were all in shape, no fatties. Probably a better section than pre covid. 2 and bar was Chicago. The girls didn't look as good and I don't love the layout, or the non stop waiters. Who comes up with the 5 waiters per customer idea? Anyway, bought 2 drinks, which is alot for me, for a girl who never asked me for sex. She is laid off from covid from a normal job. $20 I should of spent elsewhere but I thought she was a keeper due to her personality being very good. Had to pay mexico 20 bucks to get in. Got through the 1st woman in uniform but the grunge worker in mechanic uniform recognized me even with face mask. No more otay, if I'm gona pay 20 bucks I don't need a crowded bus for 30 minutes from otay to Hong Kong. I'll just go to San Ysidro and pay the dam 20 bucks once a week.

2 drinks a lot for you? Two weeks ago you said you were too drunk to mess with the chicas.

A mechanic paid enough attention to you to recognize you with a facemask?

And this $20 again? Please explain why you would have to pay "20 bucks once a week" The FMM is good for 6 months.

[Jinxx]

This evening, went to tropical 1st. There was some 8, maybe 9 if I saw them naked. I just can't get motivated to pay for sex unless a girl starts fooling around with me, for free, pre covid. I bought 1 drjnk for not the hottest but seemed fun, she asked me 6 times to buy her drugs. Next. I will say, tropical, to me, is better in some ways than pre covid. Probably because I hated their music and lack of privacy. The waiters though have gotten worse, imagine that. Tip the guy a dollar for every beer, and at the end he wants more money since he only works on tips. Good thing he doesn't work in USA he would not make half as much as he does in tijuana. The girls were all in shape, no fatties. Probably a better section than pre covid. 2 and bar was Chicago. The girls didn't look as good and I don't love the layout, or the non stop waiters. Who comes up with the 5 waiters per customer idea? Anyway, bought 2 drinks, which is alot for me, for a girl who never asked me for sex. She is laid off from covid from a normal job. $20 I should of spent elsewhere but I thought she was a keeper due to her personality being very good. Had to pay mexico 20 bucks to get in. Got through the 1st woman in uniform but the grunge worker in mechanic uniform recognized me even with face mask. No more otay, if I'm gona pay 20 bucks I don't need a crowded bus for 30 minutes from otay to Hong Kong. I'll just go to san ysidro and pay the dam 20 bucks once a week.

Bro! You're killing me with this $20 stuff! I was just in SD crossing around 6 pm to Tijuana. I coulda brought you back with me. I'm in hotel jalos aka Chicago Gentlemen's Club with an ISG bro. He's right next to me with a chica all over him. I'm here waiting on this one big booty chica to reappear. I've already turned down at least 5 chicas waiting in this one big booty girl I don't know where she went LOL. Oh shit the bro with me is making out with his chica. This is the place to be! Too bad they supposedly charge $30 for the room LOL. I'm about to hit the ATM downstairs praying they don't clone my card, fingers crossed.

[Captain Solo]

This is why the o State keeps losing New Yorkers' passports.

Homeland Security officials made false statements to justify expelling New Yorkers from programs that speed global travel, federal lawyers admitted.

NY Times Thursday, July 23,2020 8:54 PM EST.

The surprise admission, contained in a court filing, said the inaccuracies "undermine a central argument" in the Trump administration's case for barring New Yorkers from the programs after the state passed a law enabling undocumented immigrants to get driver's licenses.

[CenTexCrash]

CenterTexCrash.

Flights out of TIJ to South and Central America countries via MEX are cheap and tempting. I can do a round robbin trip with 5 flights to 5 countries, including Panama, Colombia ect for about $500, any combiantions of AeroMexico, VivaAerobus, Volaris, InterJets ect. Thanks for the heads up at TIJ.

Trip recap, Thur July 2 evening, morning airport chaos (warning: chaotic).

This was a three part report, and my most recent Monterrey report that ties into this, I explain how I shot myself in the foot. Oops. Had a 6 month pass with still 10 days remaining, only needed 4. Upon Bus entry into Nuevo Laredo, all foreigners apply for a land entry permit. What I didn't know is it costs $0. 00. What my dumb self did was flaunt my exisiting permit saying "no need officer" but they swiped it and replaced it. If I had said nothing, I could've had 2 permits, given TIJ arrivals staff 1 and no $ damage. Oh well, hindsight 20/20 in 2020.

Again if I had done more research, landing at TIJ, instead of Uber direct to hotel, should have taken an Uber to border aduana, give a faux bus ride story and get a new 7 day permit for $0. 00, get a new Uber onward to hotel and voila.

I accidentally stumbled onto airfare to Central / South America being crazy bargained vs USA a little over a year ago. Wrote a trip report on flights to Buenos Aries EZE out of DFW, IAH, AUS or SAT would run $1400-1500 ouch. That same time frame, catch a bus to Monterrey to fly MTY-EZE, it was $645 total. Any readers thinking of infiltrating Latin America via Mexico by flying out of TIJ / MEX / GDL / MTY? You are responsible to have a permit in hand when you report to origin Mexican Airport departures hall. Apply for permit at a land entry, that will save headaches. For international roundtrips flying in and out of Mexico, the return flight back to Mexico, the permit fee (about $25 usd) is already included in the fare when you booked the flight. (it adds this fee automatically on the booking screen the instant you blurt "I'm not a Mexican". You will be issued the permit in the returning plane's cabin.