Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

.........I'm in Thailand boning girls to my taste. If you're stuck at home wanking yourself off to photos posted on this forum you have my genuine sympathy but I do suggest you find better wanking material.

I'm more certain of MP banging girls than you. A picture is worth a thousand words. Without evidence no one knows where you really are or what you are doing. C'mon, I need more wanking material.

[Whoreman]

I don't get it. Most of the guys on the forum don't post pictures but are quick to pass judgement on the one guy that is sharing!!

This isn't a photo sharing forum but it's fine if some guys want to do that. He did ask if we thought she was hot and some of us have given an honest response.

Why are you posting photos of sexy Thai girls in this period of covid prevalence when guys can't go to Thailand? How many negative descriptions of your girls would it take for you to realize that you are making these guys jealous.

I'm in Thailand boning girls to my taste. If you're stuck at home wanking yourself off to photos posted on this forum you have my genuine sympathy but I do suggest you find better wanking material.

[Whoreman]

Are we behind I times when it comes to judging looks? Why? Look at Jennifer Paweensuda who won Miss Thailand 2019. Her facial features are not soft or that feminine at all. She has a sharp mixed look, which is very much cherished in the Thai culture just as it is in the Filipino culture with "mestizos. " You can prefer or like what you like, but you better adapt to whatever new standards are set by those beauty pageant judges whose opinions count more than ourselves. Or else you get left behind and one day you wake up and realize you are attracted to trolls while the world has moved on. It's called, catching up with times.

I don't think Miss Thailand is a realistic reflection of modern tastes. Advertising is a better indication and is full of ultra feminine faces and bodies, mostly Chinese looking which I like.

[Turgid]

Not that I disagree, but that's why she was number 26th of 63 girls at Palace, and not my top 10 at the same club. I refuse to do anything above 48 kilos in weight, not slim or with a big ass. She is 45 kilos, very slim, and small round ass that is one of the best in the club. I too also prefer "softer feature in girls" and not so sharp ones. But remember, both ladyboys and ladies in Thailand do the same surgeries: the nose, the chin, and add boobs. So let me ask this?

Are we behind I times when it comes to judging looks? Why? Look at Jennifer Paweensuda who won Miss Thailand 2019. Her facial features are not soft or that feminine at all. She has a sharp mixed look, which is very much cherished in the Thai culture just as it is in the Filipino culture with "mestizos. " You can prefer or like what you like, but you better adapt to whatever new standards are set by those beauty pageant judges whose opinions count more than ourselves. Or else you get left behind and one day you wake up and realize you are attracted to trolls while the world has moved on. It's called, catching up with times.

Why are you posting photos of sexy Thai girls in this period of covid prevalence when guys can't go to Thailand? How many negative descriptions of your girls would it take for you to realize that you are making these guys jealous.

[MonkeyPaw]

It isn't even about the price. MP and I will beat a dead horse but not every guy can get top girls no matter how much they pay. Top girls in non COVID times can pick and choose who they go with. Then there are guys who don't have the confidence to get a be class girl so they go for the uglier girls. One guy I know believes the uglier the girl the happier she will be and the better service she will provide. Then there is just simple pure difference in tastes. I prefer the Thai girls that the Koreans and Japanese men prefer. The JAV idol and kpop type. Those types are rare to find in the 1000's of bar beers in Thailand. Most Farang prefer the natural Thai look with no nose, chin, eyelid, jaw, etc. Surgery. Go to any bar beer for them.

Its all about 3-3-3 bro!

Haha. 333! Right on. One day they will invent a time machine so they can go back to get those no nose, no chin, no boobs girls. Until then, all you will hear is "20 years ago in Thailand. Full in the blank". Here's a old school pic from Palace. If you can't catch up to the present, there is no future for you and you will get left behind.

[MadMax33]

Tuesday morning, we are going to leave at 12, but still want to have one last shot. Woke up around 8 am and started to chat on Tinder and Thaifriendly. Finally 3 looks very nice, and one seems more enthusiastic, so asked her to come over. 30 mn later she arrived, very pretty girl, very talkative and not stupid at all, was nice to talk to her. Body has some damage due to 2 kids, but she keep in shape, and her face is like an innocent angel. Best BJ of the weekend, damn that was good, and her pussy is sweet too. She moves well, but cannot take it deep like the one yesterday, anyway, she is good to spank on doggy, very nice ass and smooth skin. Finished on her boobs and she act like on a porn movie rubbing my dick over her boobs moaning, I know its acting but have to say as they usually mainly care of not having cum on their face / mouth / hair and want to wash it quickly, that was a one time quite appreciable. Then shower and she left, damage of 1500+100 tips.

After that taxi arrived, villa owner as well to check it, all went well and we went back to BKK. Our stay was short, maybe too much of alcohol, but we will be back in 3 weeks and this time we don't plan to go to 808 or just for a drink so we would spend more time in ibar and soi 6 having fun and also back to Alexa beach to relax. The only sad thing is I couldn't see Tuktik (actually Fa from Ruby told me she might be working in a A-gogo) and no Jib too.

[MadMax33]

Second day of the weekend we were so hangover form the first day we couldn't move the whole day, plus some rain coming, but we could find 2 nice girl on Tinder. Name of mine was Apple (on Tinder) Sunisan (On Line). Beauty, nice golden tan skin, very smooth, beautiful eyes, nice lips, asked her to come with sexy underwear as I wanted her to strip for me. We offered them a drink and they started to become more relax, more hot and fun. Then we went each one in our room, she was totally wet, she started a good BJ, looking at me like she wants to eat it. Then go to the shower and we started a good session, she wanted it very deep, she came twice with bit of squirt. Finished cuming on top of her round brown ass, great time, if she could have done A+, that would have been the cherry on top of the ice cream. They all left and we stayed in the villa. Then go back in WS, but this time we wanted to go first to some A-Gogo. We visited 2 or 3 but empty, only girls bored to be there, so we didn't stay and went to the ibar. There very quickly 4 girls form table around us started to dance with us, we all preferred the ambiance there, so we stayed about 30 mn, but then we still had our big bottle at 808 and friends there. So we went back. I personally didn't stay long, went back at the villa at 00.30 am, my friends about 30-40 mn later and alone too.

Not a very busy day but was good enough, good fuck, good time relaxing at our pool.

[MadMax33]

Forgot to add after soi 6, I tried to pass to La poste, came inside, nobody except girls. Took a seat ordered a drink then the girls started to come to see me one by one following the line up. Unfortunately the first 4-5 girls of the line up are really not my type so I declined then decided to leave as there were literally no ambiance. Then I passed to Telephone, but closed with a paper outside precising close Sunday and open until 7 pm. Will try again on the next visit in 3 weeks.

At night we went to walking street but directly to 808 club as some friends were there, but we could see the street being empty, that's very strange to see, this usually full street with nobody. So we arrived at the club, lot of girls there too, not so much guys, but I found the girls acting like princess, not the ambiance of Ibar / Insomnia. But we had a 3 L bottle vodka (yes Sunday has been a very very big drinking day with already 3 bottles of vodka at Alexa Beach, but we will drink only 40% of the 3 L on the first night and yeah we are just 3) so we didn't want to move to another place. At least we had some good fun with friends, then 2. 30 am the club closed, and nothing else to go, so we went back to the villa. We tried to find some girls to come over, but nothing so interesting. So that was about it for our first night in Pattaya.

[MadMax33]

Hi guys,

Here is my resume of last weekend Pattaya trip for 2 nights.

Arrived Sunday 1. 30 pm at the villa well located at 5 mn mototaxi from walking street, about 10 to soi 6 and in a very quiet area.

Just the time to change, rent a bike and we go to Alexa beach. Its about 10-15 mn going south, nice place, some good music, lot of girls, the owner of Queen club is here and she came with some of her hotties.

We are with a friend living here, his GF and some friends of the GF. One of them is fukin hot, with some amazing boobs. Chit chat with her all the afternoon while drinking, ends up going back with her in her house not far from there. She is a non pro. Very nice body, she is hot, she is pretty, her boobs are great to play with, her ass is nicely round and good to spank, her pussy fully shaved, sweet and quite tight her eyes screams fuck me and she wants it hard. Very hot time with her, then she ask me if I have to join my friends again or if I can stay with her tonight. I just arrive for 2 nights so of course I will go out to keep hunting. Called my friends they were back at the villa, but I got in the mood to go to soi 6 looking for Jib and Tuktik. So I took my bike and went there.

Park it in the middle of the soi and start my visit. Some bar are closed, lot of girls, very few customers, and most of the girls on their phone, I believe trying to find some guys online and maybe chatting their BF abroad. Pass to wrath to see Jib, but she is not there, route 69 close, so I did the street twice. Then I stopped at wrath for a drink, but after ordering, I see the girls stay at the outside counter all on their phone and not looking at the 3 customers we are inside. Finished my drink quickly and left. The girl ask me why, told her its boring here. So I moved to ruby, I saw the ambiance was more funny. A first girl very cute and in Pattaya for 2 weeks came to me. Had a drink together she is nice, but you can see she is very new. English very limited, she doesn't understand when I ask her what she can do. There is this tall girl just next to me, with a damn ass, dancing non stop, twerking it quite well, she is hot, so I say to my girl that I would prefer to talk to her. She comes and we have chat. Her name is Fa. Very good English, very hot, very cute, its a Go. We go upstairs and I discover her beautiful body, small tits but nice, firm ass nicely round. She don't take it in the ass but for the rest she gives her best and don't say no to some good spanking. At the end I ask for a COF or CIM but she declined, so I asked for her boobs, but shot went to strong and finish half on the face. She laugh at it, both going shower and am back on my bike. Damage 1000+300+drinks+100 tips.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Jakarta Jakarta Jakarta! Phnom Penh Phnom Penh Phnom Penh! I'm sure PI is the same but PI girls do absolutely nothing for me.

Difficult to get BBFS in Europe? 90% of the girls do BBFS! Oddly it's the same percentage as the Thai girls that do BBFS for you! If it's 90% ET should be moving to Pattaya!

European girls don't like cum on their hair and face though because they have to have sex with another guy 5 minutes after they're done with you. Girls like Kate at Acapulco/Goldentime have sex with 20 guys per day according to a particular French guy with multiple handles.

90% BBFS in Europe LOL seriously LMAO.

[Luminous]

I just don't like the look at all because I prefer a feminine appearance. Her facial features are too masculine and her arms and legs look like those of a 12 year old boy. The silicones are a turnoff too. You can see signs of baby damage on her tummy so I don't doubt she's female but it just makes her even less attractive.

I don't get it. Most of the guys on the forum don't post pictures but are quick to pass judgement on the one guy that is sharing!!

[MonkeyPaw]

I just don't like the look at all because I prefer a feminine appearance. Her facial features are too masculine and her arms and legs look like those of a 12 year old boy. The silicones are a turnoff too. You can see signs of baby damage on her tummy so I don't doubt she's female but it just makes her even less attractive.

Is this because you don't like this look at all or because you have a fear that she may be a ladyboy?

Not that I disagree, but that's why she was number 26th of 63 girls at Palace, and not my top 10 at the same club. I refuse to do anything above 48 kilos in weight, not slim or with a big ass. She is 45 kilos, very slim, and small round ass that is one of the best in the club. I too also prefer "softer feature in girls" and not so sharp ones. But remember, both ladyboys and ladies in Thailand do the same surgeries: the nose, the chin, and add boobs. So let me ask this?

Are we behind I times when it comes to judging looks? Why? Look at Jennifer Paweensuda who won Miss Thailand 2019. Her facial features are not soft or that feminine at all. She has a sharp mixed look, which is very much cherished in the Thai culture just as it is in the Filipino culture with "mestizos. " You can prefer or like what you like, but you better adapt to whatever new standards are set by those beauty pageant judges whose opinions count more than ourselves. Or else you get left behind and one day you wake up and realize you are attracted to trolls while the world has moved on. It's called, catching up with times.

[Whoreman]

Is this because you don't like this look at all or because you have a fear that she may be a ladyboy?

I just don't like the look at all because I prefer a feminine appearance. Her facial features are too masculine and her arms and legs look like those of a 12 year old boy. The silicones are a turnoff too. You can see signs of baby damage on her tummy so I don't doubt she's female but it just makes her even less attractive.

[Lefeu]

If only there was some website where you could browse such options. Could be a business opportunity for you. Sell some advertising space & subscriptions. Let people post information (whether useful or not YMMV). You could call it the Real Talent Finding Forum (RTFF).

Once you have RTFF come back and gloat about the millions you have made.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...bbreviations#r.

That was hilarious! And I like your new acronyms. Thanks for this entertaining post.

[Danny Duck]

She looks like a tranny to me. I'm not saying she is one but she has the kind of trannyesque look I keep a wide berth from.

I had the same reaction. Something ODD about Num num.