D. F. Escorts

[Elvis 2008]

Hey,

American here looking for monger spots that are open. I've been stuck here in the states looking for places to go and it looks like Mexico is the only place open. Any reports or places I should go. I'm 30 years old and been staying in my apartment since the outbreak. If mexico is open where should I go for the best monger spots? I have a friend who lives in mexico city but I am open to any place. I have been to Thailand and Colombia for previous monger trips so it wouldn't be my first time.

Hey Monger,

Tijuana and Monterey are cities where I have had the best experiences in strip clubs, and they are closed, so I cannot recommend them now. Monterrey does have agencies that are pretty good and I like the city okay but it is close to the American border and prices are high there, and I got a lot of American style attitudes.

If you want the best place for the price, I would recommend Guadalajara. Escort prices and hotel prices are reasonable. Traffic is not too terrible now, and I think they have opened up their restaurants now. There is a good agency scene, Twitter scene, and I think the casas are coming back. There is also a strip club scene there but I think it is closed now, and I have not been. Puerto Vallarta is a 4 or 5 hour bus ride or drive away if you connect with a chica and want to head to the beach. People have told me they have the best weather of all the big cities in Mexico. I loved my time there.

Mexico City has the most of everything, and it is my favorite but it is also the hardest to navigate. There you have the most beautiful women in the country if you are patient. I ran into chica fees at hotels that I have not had in other areas of the country. There are world class beauties from Colombia and Venezuela in abundance, and you get women from all over the world there even Europe at reasonable prices. Hotel prices are okay compared to the USA but often higher than other areas in Mexico. The airport is not the easiest to navigate, and the traffic and pollution can be awful, and the altitude can be a problem. Conan O'Brian did a show in Mexico City. He joked it took him three hours to fly to Mexico City and two days to get from the airport to his hotel.

I will say this about Mexico City. I have had the best and worst sexual experiences in Mexico there. I have had the most success with seeking arrangement there, and there is a vibrant street walker and huge twitter scene while the strip club scene now is pretty much gone. Mexico City may not be the best city for you but I guarantee you that it will be your most memorable. Hope you have fun.

[HotelAl]

And AW, I did ask one of my SA gals what the deal was with Mexican women. I met two Colombians in Cancun and they both had more of the withdrawn Mexican attitudes than the upbeat Colombian ones. I was like what is the deal with Mexican women? The other Latin women wear their passion on the sleeve, and the Mexican women are so withdrawn. I have noticed that Catholic nations usually have very upbeat people.

She said Mexican women have a history of being disappointed, and their attitude shows that. I can see that given the men are often violent, into drugs, or immersed in the corrupt culture.

I think being near America does not help in some ways. Two of the women I was seeing from SA and go bare with were concerned that I was seeing other women. I think all women are concerned about that, but these two went much further than most. The Colombian women was not nearly as freaked out.

One of the SA women I met does have the upbeat Latin attitude that I have seen. She is always positive and has been the most receptive but she even seemed to be getting ready for disappointment. It will be interesting to see if these women let their guards down over time.

When I was with one in Cancun, I heard her explaining our relationship to a waiter. She used the term novio with him, and I made her repeat it in English, and she said that she told the waiter I was her boyfriend. I am not sure what will happen in the future. Even though she is used that term with me and answers all I ask her, she and the other SA gal I have been seeing do seem to be distant especially when we are out in public, and I have not seen that in other Latin women.

Elvis -2008, Thanks for all the valuable info. I for one really appreciate your imput and knowledge. I agree SA is a valuable tool and so is twitter, but like anything else language and attitude is key.

[Elvis 2008]

This report is for CenTexCrash a bro who's been there and understands the frustration of having limited time and dealing with flaky escorts.

And AW, I did ask one of my SA gals what the deal was with Mexican women. I met two Colombians in Cancun and they both had more of the withdrawn Mexican attitudes than the upbeat Colombian ones. I was like what is the deal with Mexican women? The other Latin women wear their passion on the sleeve, and the Mexican women are so withdrawn. I have noticed that Catholic nations usually have very upbeat people.

She said Mexican women have a history of being disappointed, and their attitude shows that. I can see that given the men are often violent, into drugs, or immersed in the corrupt culture.

I think being near America does not help in some ways. Two of the women I was seeing from SA and go bare with were concerned that I was seeing other women. I think all women are concerned about that, but these two went much further than most. The Colombian women was not nearly as freaked out.

One of the SA women I met does have the upbeat Latin attitude that I have seen. She is always positive and has been the most receptive but she even seemed to be getting ready for disappointment. It will be interesting to see if these women let their guards down over time.

When I was with one in Cancun, I heard her explaining our relationship to a waiter. She used the term novio with him, and I made her repeat it in English, and she said that she told the waiter I was her boyfriend. I am not sure what will happen in the future. Even though she is used that term with me and answers all I ask her, she and the other SA gal I have been seeing do seem to be distant especially when we are out in public, and I have not seen that in other Latin women.

[Elvis 2008]

CDMX is a real challenge when you only have a day or two. I think some guys who say they hit CDMX for 48 hours and had four or five dates come off with no flakes are just blowing smoke. The truth is CDMX escorts are as flaky as hell and unless you have a week or two and willing to go with the flow you're going to be frustrated. It's still worth the effort though.

AW,

If you go for a lower price point, you will have this issue no doubt. Besides SA, which also has some flakes, I have gone for twitter girls and seen much the same as you, I will double and triple book and wait for one to text me she is on the way and then tell the others not to come.

I am just seeing my SA gals for the most part, but I checked out at natashadior last time. She has a smoking body on her Twitter feed. She came in and was nothing special to look at with clothes on. She has a nice body to look at, but it is like she lost a lot of weight and her skin sags around her gut and ass.

She asked for 3000 up front, and everything was covered except for the HJ and even that was not good. She was not as tight as I thought. I asked for a massage and got a lame one. When she was posing for pictures to put on Twitter, I got my phone out to take a photo and was even told no to that.

I can't blame it on being Mexican because she is from Venezuela but for those who like hardbodies bebsita fitnes AKA at mividaestodafit was miles better. Bebsita looked like a fitness model right from the get go. Everything is covered with her but her CBJ is better than most BBBJs.

One other thing is that the Fiesta Americana Viaducto Aeropuerto got rave reviews on hotels.com. It was rated 9. 8 out of 10 and although it is near the airport and a bit far from the action, the CDMX traffic is still not that bad yet. I could get to Roma and Polanco in 20 or 25 minutes.

Anyway, the hotel is brand new and is very nice. For mongers, the hotel elevator opens up to the lowest floor of a mall. You can meet your chica in the mall and go up together in the elevator and totally bypass the front desk so you have no visitor's fees. Price was $80 or so a night for a first class hotel. Also, the food there for some reason was fanfuckingtastic. The beef tacos and guacamole were the best I ever had. I expected hotel food to just be a fill in not that damned good.

I could see this hotel being a problem once traffic gets worse but I was having to pay a $55 guest fee for the Bareclo and at the Fiesta Americana in Reforma, I had to pay for a whole different fucking hotel room. This hotel will be my go to for the time being.

[MongerLoids]

Hey,

American here looking for monger spots that are open. I've been stuck here in the states looking for places to go and it looks like Mexico is the only place open. Any reports or places I should go. I'm 30 years old and been staying in my apartment since the outbreak. If mexico is open where should I go for the best monger spots? I have a friend who lives in mexico city but I am open to any place. I have been to Thailand and Colombia for previous monger trips so it wouldn't be my first time.

[DreamCarnarvon]

Recap of continuation of my stay in CDMX. I mistakenly posted the initial recap in the DF Street Scene section. So if you want to read that part, you'll have to head over to that section.

I am nearing the end of my mexico trip. So far, the twitter girls I've had sessions with have all performed above and beyond my expectation (granted my expectation was set pretty low coming in). Prior to mexico, I had thought Brazilian women were the only ones that provided DFK and BBBJ on a consistent basis but man the Mexican women are right there with them. They have shown me so much affection and attention that I feel spoiled. Other than the one girl who was a no show, which was partially my fault, all the rest showed up to my hotel room (although some were 30 min to one hour late).

Thursday, while searching through twitter, I accidentally saw a new video of the girl who went radio silent on me and she looked so damn cute. I couldn't resist and decided to try to set up a new cita with her. It wasn't long until she responded and we agreed to meet at my hotel at 1:30 pm. I told her this time not to forget. LOL 30 minutes before our scheduled cita time, she messages me saying she's stuck in the bank and will be 20 minutes late. I told her no problem. A little past 1:30 pm, I message her asking where she was and she sends me her live location, which showed she was on her way in a taxi. She arrives around 2:20 pm. Her twitter handle is at Habanna9 and she's in her early 20's and easily the cutest girl I've fucked so far. She seemed a bit weary at first and peppers me with questions. After answering all of her questions she relaxes and so our session begins. As she taking off her cloth she says in an embarrassing tone that her body is not perfect (she has a bit of baby damage). I put my hands around her body and tell her I like it the way she is. We embrace and make out in a slow and sensual way. Man it felt like for a moment I was making out with a date and not with a prostitute. We then move onto the bed and continue to make out for like another 5 minutes. I engage her in lip sucking and tongue play and she reciprocated. She went down on me BBBJ without any hesitation. I returned the favor and made her cum. Then on goes the rubber and we go missionary. Her pussy is tight and we make out as I'm pounding her. We then switch to CG and things begin to heat up. She gets going and cums for the second time on my dick. I got amped up watching her orgasm and I take control, grabbing a hold of her butt cheeks and fucked her hard and fast until I nut in her pussy. After a bit of rest, we chit chat a bit, mostly about her life. Prior to the pandemic, she worked as an assistant at sex expos. But she lost her job and is now in the escort business. She shows me pics of her posing with Mexican porn actresses. I highly recommend her and will repeat with her if I have time. She charges 1100 pesos / HR and is worth every peso.

Session #2 of the day was with Perla (twitter handle at EscortTetona3). She is an older lady, real thick and tight body. She has a short neck and truth to be told she's not quite my type. But she grew on me as the session went on. As her twitter handle suggests, she does have a pair of big natural boobs that is great for titty fucking, if that's your thing. Again, she also performed DFK and BBBJ on me without hesitation. Damn, I love Mexico! Perla's body reminded me a bit of Renata (the casa girl I fucked in GDL) and I wanted to fuck Perla the way I fucked Renata. So I had her on her back, eagle spread wide while I stand at the edge of the bed. I take my cock and rubbed against her sticky wet pussy. She gets super horny from it and I get even harder. Then on goes the condom and I pounded her until I nutted. She charges 850 pesos if you go to one of her hotels or 1000 pesos for a hotel that is not on her list.

Like the other ISG members said, you can't rush through CDMX. Connecting with twitter girls and setting up citas takes time and patience, especially if the girls you are trying to hook up with are popular. I prefer to go off the beaten path and choose girls that haven't amassed hundreds of thousands of followers. And so far each of them have given me good to great sessions. I thought I never say this but Mexico is now my #2 behind my #1 Brazil.

[AquaWatt]

This board has a damn near dormant thread called Security at http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...ernet-Security.

I just posted over there because it's the correct place for the discussion but I'm thinking nobody will ever notice. That thread looks like it goes years between posts.

It really creeped me out when Lily used the GPS in my cell phone to track me to the restaurant where I was having breakfast and she could tell I was not in my room at the hotel. Before I left CDMX I took the chip and battery out of my burner phone because I didn't want her to track me all the way home.

I've been reading up on this thing they call StalkerWare and Spyware. It's all above my pay grade but it's something that ought to worry us all. I'm hoping if we have any techies in the house they'll join in. Being a target for blackmail would ruin the whole mongering experience for me and I don't think I'm alone.

[AquaWatt]

This report is for CenTexCrash a bro who's been there and understands the frustration of having limited time and dealing with flaky escorts.

I found an excuse to scoot down to CDMX on a weekday rather than a weekend and grabbed it. Weekends in CDMX have never been good for me. Before I left I texted 6 escorts to make sure my favorite Hotel Mexicali was okay with them. Luna Sbei has the place on her no fly list but the others said okay. I was only spending one night so I tried to set up dates ahead.

CDMX has tons of stupid COVID rules and self-important assholes to enforce them. Dumbest of all is the supermarket that blocked off every other parking space in their parking lot so cars can social distance. Yeah we all know if your car catches COVID you're next. Had my temperature taken 100 times in two days.

First up was Teza reviewed on ISG 6/17/20 got a date setup for the night I arrived. She advertises she's available 24 hrs but that didn't apply to the night I was there. She'd agreed to Mexicali but tried to change to Montreal at the last minute. We didn't have good communications and that wasted hours til the date didn't come off.

All this time I was trying to line up a backup date but Teran and Karla and Vanessa Salgado and Karen Montana were all very slow responding. No beef against them for being busy but when the clock was ticking and they were taking an hour or more to respond to each Whatsapp text that almost made me wish I had risked the wrath of JC and double booked just to make sure I wouldn't have to settle for watching the porn on TV. That's what happened anyway but Mexicali didn't have porn channels any more. Later Vanessa Salgado sent a note apologizing that some personal thing had come up. That earns he high marks for courtesy.

I did finally get a commitment from Lily for the next morning. She's highly rated on the blogdebusti page. We made a date and she said to send her a picture of the room key in the AM. Next morning I walked a few blocks to a restaurant to get a decent breakfast. That's when she messaged me so I snapped a picture of the key and sent it right back. She answered back "necesito ubicacion tiempo real para asegurarme que realmente estas ahi. Sin la ubicacion tiempo real no salgo de casa" so I explained I was at the restaurant and headed back to Mexicali after breakfast. She said "esto ya me dio desconfianza" then went radio silent. No response to my messages after that. So she's using the GPS in my phone to track my location? WTF! That's strike three for her because she already flaked on me twice last year and the idea she's tracking my location gives me the creeps. I'm trying to find out more about Stalker ware virus on phones.

I had some business for the afternoon so my last hope was Roxxx also from blogdebusti scheduled for 5 pm. The date finally came off two hours late and for Mexican escorts that damn near counts as being on time. Roxxx is a MILF probably mid to late 30's in fantastically great shape and could pass for lots younger. Hard to believe she's got a 21 yo kid because she looks like she's not a lot older than that. Beautiful long hair and perfect skin. No tattoos I remember. She's a chatterbox and didn't stop talking from the time she arrived until left. All the talk made it hard to get a decent BBBJ which was mostly hand job. Kisses were lips only when she wasn't talking. Her HJ was really rough on the little man and telling her to take it easy didn't have much effect. This busy lady was going to another date after she left me. My bruised little man and I were off to the late bus. One hour $1300 and I doubt I'd repeat unless I'm ever in the mood to just listen to her talk for an hour.

CDMX is a real challenge when you only have a day or two. I think some guys who say they hit CDMX for 48 hours and had four or five dates come off with no flakes are just blowing smoke. The truth is CDMX escorts are as flaky as hell and unless you have a week or two and willing to go with the flow you're going to be frustrated. It's still worth the effort though.

[LuvMexicanas]

The once required "1" before Mexican mobile numbers has been superfluous for about a year. Now T-Mobile advises me to clean up my contacts or I won't be able to connect after August 2. I don't know if other carriers will continue to auto-correct but I am cleaning up my contacts and it kills me to delete the number for Zayra Rich that has been disconnected for over a year. I sent her a Hail Mary message anyway but everyone tells me she is retired.

It costs nothing to send a hail mary and sometimes you'll get lucky. Think Kordell Stewart's immortal 70 yards in the air to Michael Westbrook that gave Colorado a victory over Michigan in Ann Arbor.

[Juan Carter]

The once required "1" before Mexican mobile numbers has been superfluous for about a year. Now T-Mobile advises me to clean up my contacts or I won't be able to connect after August 2. I don't know if other carriers will continue to auto-correct but I am cleaning up my contacts and it kills me to delete the number for Zayra Rich that has been disconnected for over a year. I sent her a Hail Mary message anyway but everyone tells me she is retired.

[Juan Carter]

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[AquaWatt]

I am praying this weekend in CDMX can be filed as a fluke.

Your experience isn't a fluke. Mexico is a challenge. Any time I read a review in this thread where anyone claims they hit CDMX for 48 hours and had several dates come off just like clockwork I have to wonder if I'm reading fiction. Your account has to be the truth because CDMX escorts are as flaky as they come and your experience is about normal.

Don't think you spoiled anything and it sounds like you stood your ground and didn't let some girl use you for a doorman. Good for you!

You can sure improve your odds by searching back through this forum. Rebe Carelli aka Rebeca Granier flaked on me even after I sent her a picture of my room key and I think I reported that. If you're repeating with a CDMX escort they are a lot better about showing up but even then late sometimes. Don't give up on CDMX because there're a lot of diamonds if you keep digging.

[Juan Carter]

Full disclosure spoiler alert: I am that gringo who ruined it for all other gringos. That was me.
I am praying this weekend in CDMX can be filed as a fluke.

No, man, you spoiled nothing. The upscale Zona Divas / LeBoutique types, in spite of those prices, have somehow always found clients who are wowed by their polished twitter profiles. Kayla Khard and Paulette Genaro have been reviewed several times here in ISG and usually with the same "mechanical service" comment. Add Yuriko Sakura now to that pile and we will hope the next guys will use the "Search Forum" tool to avoid them. There must be an upscale girl who gives passionate service but I am still awaiting that review. Maybe the South Americans are in Mexico because of their bad reputations in Colombia and Venezuela.

Rebe Carelli stood me up in February 2019 under her prior name, Rebeca Granier. There are too many good, bad girls for me to see before I give her a second opportunity. Don't give up on CDMX. There are plenty of girls reviewed here on ISG who will not disappoint you.

The Monumento de La Revolucion is not an Arc de Triomphe knock-off. Upon taking office, one of Mexico's best presidents put a halt to construction of a pink elephant, boondoggle legislative palace. Its dome had already been completed so he rededicated its purpose. Heroes to the revolution are entombed in its pillars. It and the surrounding plaza are worth a visit.

Give CDMX another chance and give it the time it deserves. Don't rush through it next time. Read and trust some concurring reviews.

[CenTexCrash]

Began my arrival Friday with a rough landing, literally, Viva AeroBus came in too hot, had to quickly abort first landing attempt, take 20 minutes to circle around city airspace to re-align and retry (second go was good) Collected my items, in main hall found one cambio doing a 22/1 exchange, gave him $300, got A LOT of pesos. Walked to Aerea subway and got another shocker that since my last visit in January, Metro switched ticketing merchants so my current card with probably 60 p still on it is null and void, need new card. Jerks. Took subway to Patriotismo station, with one transfer in Pantitlan where I got a reminder how LOOOOONG and DRAAAAAAWN OUT those CDMX subway transfer hallways are, bonus for every staircase and non-func escalator. But I got there.

First things first, ate a few tacos at a hole-in-the-wall spot, was really looking for steak. This and a few other instances during this week, ran across some food terms I wasn't familiar with, maybe some are actual never tried food, maybe Central and North Mex use different nouns / idioms (Soda vs Pop) not sure. Apparently I ordered deep fried tacos.

Back to setting up. Arrived at Hotel Atlante, $32 for 2 nights, about 2. 5 blocks of subway station, 2 blocks from chica friendly Hotel Patriotismo. Maybe this hotel in itself was chica friendly, didn't want to chance it. But did see room types included a jacuzzi, and TV had 4 porn channels.

Prior to my arrival, all week long leading up to trip, I chatted up a few escorts, ensuring my time (s) were confirmed. My grand scheme was to maximize dates within a 5 hour room rate at Patriotismo, to get a one hour date with one girl, recharge for an hour, then have another girl come in for an encore. Through error and trial, I would go on to find this tactic in Cdmx JUST DOESN'T WORK.

First candidate Rebe Carelli, seemed decent on Twitter, we messaged confirmed for Friday early evening around 6-7 p (ish). Quoted 1200 p, normally collects a deposit, but agreed to let the deposit slide and just collect full payment on arrival. Once in Hotel Atlante, texting her was like catching her off guard. (Oh boy) She started asking "send me the pic" Pic of what? "Show it to me" What is IT and THAT, give me nouns so I know what you're talking about! Finally send her a picture of my hand holding 1200 p cash. It's 7:15 pm, we're getting nowhere, I'm texting candidate #2 about our 9 pm date may be closer to 10:30, girl#2 answers no problem. Finally it dawns on Rebe that she A.) bypassed the deposit for me, and be.) never gave me deposit instructions so it wouldn't have mattered. Then asks me am I an English speaker. Yes. She gives me a Whatsapp audio message "Sorry I forgot about us, I am already on a date with some other dud, I should be able to be there around 9:30 pm" Jesus Christ woman! About that time it starts pouring cats and dogs. So I ask Date#2 if 11 pm is fine, she says no problem. Jesus. Walk to Villas Patriotismo at 9:30 pm, 9:35 text and Rebe Carelli has gone awol. Regrettably, call up Date#2.

Date#2.

Was intrigued by this one Zona Diva / La Boutique named Yuriko Sakura, chatted her up a few months ago, no go, tried her apparent alpha colleague Cristall Queens who said she could arrange a threesome. Nice, but for me, Cristall, despite speaking English, her body looks a little high mileage for me, so flash forward spoke to Yuri directly prior to arrival and she agreed Friday night could happen. After it was apparent Rebe Carelli was AWOL, reached out to Yuri who said go get a room at Villas Patriotismo. Ordered room, texted her the info, go inside and she's calling the room phone to verify I'm actually there and not wasting her time. She says she'll be there in 15 minutes. One hour and 10 minutes she arrives at 11 pm. She's shorter in person than her pics imply, also slightly chunkier than pics imply, she must do deep inhales and duckfaces when she posts candid pics. Started off with BBBJ, then gave her DATY, tried various positions. Started to get slightly mechanical. She was moist when I fingered her so there was some charisma buried in there. There's a surgical scar above her ass, maybe she was born with a tail or something freaky idk. Shot first load her chest. BTW her boobs are amazingly natural, slim but being short it's hard to tell. Also said she's 33 and from Colombia. Got a brief massage, then for round 2, did another BBBJ, DATY, then she only did doggy, and she wasn't angling it right so adding deadweight on my knees to line up with her. Barely finished from knees getting wobbly. She's messaging guys on at least three phones simultaneously. Cleans up and she's on her way. I had the room for 3. 5 more hours, turned out lights and did a 30 min power nap. Checked out, walked in Mexico City at 12:45 AM no biggie 2 blocks I'm at my real hotel. Thanks to Rebe I forgot to eat dinner.

Verdict for Yuri: 2500 p. Plus 700 p for the room. For that price point, and flying in from abroad, I was expecting amazing sex, I was underwhelmed by slight-step-above-okay sex. Doubt I would repeat. Maybe CDMX locals with $$$ to burn say otherwise.

Day 2, Saturday.

Breakfast in hotel included, then hit the road for some daytime civilian activities. First up, went to Chapultepec Castle. Walkway up the hill was open, but castle itself was closed. Afterwards, took another subway to the historic city center for A.) cambio exchange be.) steak for lunch. The subway stations Zocolo and Allende and one other station were closed to deter visitors in masses, train moved to next available, Bellas Artes station. Got there, the Bellas Artes Museum was closed and its front courtyard tapered off. 95% of businesses in the immediate area are all closed, what few restaurants were open did 50% capacity AND strictly call ahead for seating. There was one pirate themed chain of burger joints, but a burger is not a steak, so once I found an open cambio, took another subway back to Patriotismo. At PT station walked a few blocks north in search of steak, somehow ended up going to place eating buffalo wings, bone-in style. Throughout this day, periodically texting both of tonight's dates to ensure everything is set. Also sidequest, if I get done with both dates early enough, I can go glance at the street scene of Calle Sullivan Sws.

5:30 pm, began reaching out to Date#3. Long story short, she went AWOL. In last ditch effort, reached out to Rebe Carelli one more time to see if she could shoot over here on short notice, she said no maybe tomorrow.

So for my grand escort finale, had been in contact with Kayla Khard and her circle of "primas" about going for the ultimo menage a trois. My July 4th fireworks. Was quoted 5000 p. Was with her and Paulette Genaro. Same as previous night, get the room at Villas Patriotismo, then they call to make sure I'm really there and not a time waster. Their spiel on Whatsapp includes GFE, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, unlimited rounds, they were clear this was a trio, full contact.

Full disclosure spoiler alert: I am that gringo who ruined it for all other gringos. That was me.

Upon arrival, Kayla Khard looked like girl in pics, maybe slightly aged but it's passing grade. (Kayla, Violet Blum, Emily Dasf have been using same tired pics going back to 2014 according to web searches) Other girl portraying "Paulette" unless she got tanned, tatted up, and redid her hair: I think this was some other girl. So with 5000 p up in question I start pressing them for exactly what we're doing. Then SURPRISE, room staff wants 200 p for additional guest. Also at that time, Paulette asked for 250 p for taxi. 250? Uber across town shouldn't be more than 85 p, WTF? So back to clarifying.

,. ,. ,. They said "trio" is just tag teaming, other girl kinda soft touching, but no lesbian action.

,. ,. ,. Denied existence of CIM in original ad. Not happening.

,. ,. ,. Was done listening, told them both to walk out now. No, I don't believe in cancel fees.

,. ,. ,. Paulette stepped up to defuse situation offering 1 hour with one girl for 2500 p, recharge, then 2500 p for other girl for second hour.

So I think about it for a second, and agree to that as long as GFE and BBBJ still on table. Go with Paulette first, and Kayla steps out to read magazines in the lobby. I whip out envelope of 5000 p, pull half of it. She asks if I want to pay Kayla now, I said when it's her turn I'll pay.

,. ,. ,. Kissing was VERY resistant, claimed Covid19.

,. ,. ,. BJ was covered, again claiming Covid19. Was also a VERY rushed mechanical BJ with zero effort.

,. ,. ,. No tit sucking. Did allow DATY.

,. ,. ,. While she's mounting me cowgirl, I'm thinking how unimpressed this is. Did all the positions since I was paying for it, let me nut on her chest.

,. ,. ,. We showered up, got a brief massage and she counted the 20 minutes of aforementioned deliberations as toward the hour. I don't think I wanted to go with her again.

So, against my request of recharge time, Kayla walks in and Paulette is pressing me to try now. Like RIGHT NOW now. Wishing I knew better Spanish, I wanted to talk to Kayla separately, but didn't feel it and told them both to go. Kayla let out a big huff and eye roll on the way out the door.

With them both gone, looked up Google for steak places / any places open past 10 pm. Vaguely remember one place 2-3 blocks east of CDMX's Arc de Triomphe knock-off monument, but can't remember where in town the faux Arch is. Actually tons of eateries there. Somewhere north. But having second thoughts, pull up WhatsApp, and message Kayla Khard directly saying "If you still want your 2500 p, I'm still here, come on back. " (sure, but you'll need to pay my taxi fare) "I'm down to 2500, you want it or not?" (these are my rules) "Kayla, you have a beautiful body, but I don't want a repeat of Paulette, she was extremely stale and not performing. How do I know you won't disappoint me?" (I am not Paulette, my services are exceptional) "To ensure I get the service I'm paying for, I'll pay at end of session, not beginning. If you're good, you walk away 2500 p richer and have nothing to lose. " (you have to pay me up front, these are the rules. Also, cab fare too.) "The best I can do 1000 up front, and if the service with exceptional performance, you'll get the other 1500. Promise" (Lo siento, I can't see you. Enjoy your weekend.).

Google found one steak place open late, but it was on south end of town, nowhere near Sullivan. Took Uber to this place barely after 10 pm, 2 blocks south of San Antonio station. Drumroll. ,. ,. ,. ,. Place was shuttered, no indication it was open at all. A subway ride with connections to Sullivan would take 45 minutes, Uber maybe slightly less, and no guarantee there would be eateries at that arrival. Talk about betting on wrong horse. Just rode subway back to Patriotismo. Found one taco stand, but got a blank stare when I asked could they describe what each type meat was, walked two more blocks found one HITW place that serves, nope jk, just more tacos. Since Thursday morning, I've eaten nothing but greasy tacos and occasionally bone-in chicken wings. When attempting to wash it down with a soda / gatorade, the Oxxo closed at midnight, so walked back to Atlante hotel and called it a WTF weekend.

Sunday morning, planning to be out by 7 am, the breakfast doesn't start till 8 am. Head for subway, after riding, and one connection at Pantitlan, riding from Patriotismo to Aerea, was barely 45 minutes, so I could've done hotel breakfast in hindsight. At airport, took a halfway state nap againt large steel pillars in hallway. About 9:30 unsure of security length, apporached departures area, was asked to fill out a new medical / travel affidavit. Kicked back to form filling area. For me, they made me scan a QR code that directed me to filling out form on a website template. When done, instructions were to present this website referral code to medical staff. When I walked up to them for retry, they didn't ask for form and let me thru (WTF? I filled out this form at three airports then no instructions who to turn in completed form too? So I'm in departures with at least 2 more hours to kill.

Got message from Rebe Carelli asking if I wanted service today. Gave her a piece of my mind asking why does this have to be such a process for CDMX visitors with limited days / hours to get an escort to show up. Her formal apology was sending me revised promo with a 300 p rate increase. Not joking. As for my exit, flight to MTY was listed as Gate 4, went to that hall, waited, saw line at Gate 1 moving, 3 minutes to go, asked and turns out "Gate 4" magically became Gate 1 for reasons unknown, made my flight, entire rows in back were empty so got my own row to nap in, and off I went.

I've had great moments in Reynosa (not recently). I've had great moments in Monterrey. In Tijuana. In Athens. In Buenos Aires. In The Philippines. I am praying this weekend in CDMX can be filed as a fluke.

[Chris Q Larsen]

Anyone have a recommendation of a Twitter where they advertise this? I know some girls sell pictures and videos directly but my experience with this is that it's usually very complicated and often not as much trouble as it's worth. Any input would be greatly appreciated, particularly for girls who are skilled in the oral department. Thanks!

Aprilmoon_04 is her handle. It's pretty new, but she's a perfect 10, so I imagine she's worth it!