Medellin Reports

[Fun Luvr]

Maybe one of two possibilities.

1. Slapshot was an illusion, ...

I think you are talking about SJobs, not SlapShot. Your #1 possibility is most likely the case.

[Osteoknot]

I checked-in at the FLL airport today. A few things to note:

1) You cannot check-in at the kiosk and drop your luggage. You have to go through the line so they can check your COVID test and ensure that you already registered with the Colombian government. Luckily the line was not long and no issues in the process.

2) Seems like most of those in the gate area for this flight are Colomabians. Not too many obvious mongers.

3) Spirit flight for tomorrow is sold out. Prices are high for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More normal rates early next week.

Seeing my 18 year old high school girlfriend this afternoon and a new girl (from Tinder) tonight. Hoping for a good time.

I'm feeling a little odd about this trip. It's been 6 months and I'm not returning to the same Colombia that I left. Definitely will be much more cautious. Not going out much, staying near the apartment, focusing on a small group of girls I know. It's going to be strange when I arrive, but hopefully I will settle in.

"Already registered with the Colombian government?" What is he / are you talking about??

[Black Page]

There is no epidemiological evidence so far that you can get it twice.

There are a number of cases reported in literature where someone took it twice.

However, what is totally unknown is how easily such a case happens. It may be very unlikely, but nobody knows yet. Also, nobody knows (yet) if the level of protection decays slowly or quickly.

To be clear: passing a pathogen agent and getting infected is a random phaenomenon, for any contagious disease. A number of factors do impact the probability to get infected, including the number of viruses getting into the body and the level of self-defense (anti-bodies, etc.). We do not get herpes necessarily if we put our dick into a pussy with open sores, but given its level of infectiousness it is very likely, yet not sure.

Therefore, while it is clear that someone who had some disease has also antibodies, the level of immunity and how long it lasts depend on the specific disease. For known diseases, this information is well known. For example, if one has got measles, it is nearly impossible (extremely unlikely) to get it again during the whole life. However, it is not impossible.

For other diseases, the immunity lasts much less, and not because the agent mutates, but because the immunity level spontaneously decays. Take the vaccination against typhoid fever: you must do it every 3 years, or even every year if you go to an area where there is a strong presence.

For COVID, all this information and experience has been not gathered yet. Until then, nobody can claim there can be herd immunity, at what percentage of people "COVIDded", and how long it lasts. Vaccination is another story. Getting a disease is not equivalent to be vaccinated! A vaccine is studied and engineered to be way more effective. All this story has still to be written.

[MongerHunger]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way. Many of these working girls have shown me that they are just as opportunistic as people growing up in the Ghettos of America. I grew up in the Ghettos of america and I know what it is like to live hand to mouth. Many have confided in me and told me, that they all think gringos are stupid, rich, and wasteful with money. I can easily see why they think that after spending 3 years here mongering.

Do you think it's because you're American or maybe it's something you are doing wrong for Colombians and Venezuelans to hate you so much and think that you are stupid and wasteful? At least they were honest enough to tell it to your face.

[Osteoknot]

Actually the US is 12th in obesity:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...y_obesity_rate

I get the feeling you are a fellow truth-seeker and a fan of accurate info, and not just a base mongerer not that there's anything wrong with that (channeling Seinfeld). Other then Kuwait, every other country ranked higher than us for obesity on that list is an island or islands. So that makes us relatively worse. Island populations import most of their food, and most of that food is processed, for obvious reasons. A diet high in processed food is associated with obesity, cancer, high blood pressure, diabetes, the list goes on. . . We have more food choices, but we make bad choices. Hmmm, need to make this sex-related. . . Colombia is number 79, so not as many fat chics there (soon to be "here") to bang percentage wise. How's that?

[LoveItHere69]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way.

Just left Laureles after staying at Hotel Quinta Avenida for 11 nights. Most of their decor was USA related. Pictures to prove.

I see locals wearing USA Flag shirts, hats, shorts, .

So many USA Cartoon clothing. They really like Lilo and STITCH.

How do you dream your stuff up?

[Forever18]

Yes that is exactly my point, with a Facebook chica you can get a better feel by looking at their profile where a Tinder is just a few photos. A Facebook page shows evidence of time accumulating photos etc, Sho tinder is just easier to be dodgy. The ID thing and doorman is also what I do but I was thinking the way the Tall Man told the story I do not think his building had security and obviously did not get cedula from the chica. But that is my recommendation you can get GFE and its a secure situation.

Can someone explains to me how to find Facebook girl? Is it through Facebook dating or Facebook group? How likely do they speak English and how do you know they are DTF for cash?

[Member #4665]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way.

What do you mean deep-rooted hatred for Americans?

[Osteoknot]

That's some good intel right there, by the way did you see the paisa buses outside of the airport, I am talking about the ones for the 10000 peso fares.

When I left Medellin just before the quarantine, the bus fare went up to 13,000 pesos. That's less than a dollar increase but worth noting because the convenience of paying with a 10,000 peso note is no longer there. The drivers make change, but I like to get off the bus with exact change. They collect at the end of the ride.

[GeneHickman]

This is CRITICAL to understand. Present yourself as nearly as financially impotent as they are. Negotiate and low-ball everything. Say "no" even when you could easily say yes. Hint around at freebees, or just hanging out, even though you're unlikely to get one. Its managing expectations. Tell them outright "ya no tango dinero". They "get it", everyone they know is broke, flat broke.

They come back expecting and accepting less. Demand and be clear about what you want. 12 minutes mechanical penetration with a condom is not good enough. (unless its a rare, irresistible trophy hottie in a sala or club. And prepare to be disappointed) Almost no one is irresistible anymore. Satisfaction trumps fantasy.

Giving money for nothing... gifts, loans, bail-outs, emergencies... do it if your spirit moves you... but it is not a strategy. Doing it garners no admiration, respect, or loyalty.. especially from a person substantially younger that has no clue what money is or how it appears in someones life.

Do not have 5 million pesos "hidden"(yeah right) in your apartment. Then invite an unknown, potentially psychotic or calculating teenager, from a fucking phone app, and from a culture that you don't understand, over for drinks.

A love hotel is what? 4 mil-90 mil peso for 3 hours. The math there is brutally obvious. I'm glad this guy was rescued. He was damned lucky to have an alert support network however small. But that was so careless and foolish its jaw dropping.

Spider, I definitely follow that "no dar pappaya" approach, and talk like I am of modest means just for impact, but these putas have already been conditioned to know that a extranero monger has money. If you're staying somehwere there is a guard then by definition you have money, they know you spent a decent amount on travel and lodging, and on and on. I have never used a love motel, but I always pour the drink, and never let that drink out of my sight, and stay with 1-2 drinks tops. But for the most part I try to stay with putas who come reccomended by other mongers, finally always best to have a wingman whenever possible, and that has kept it safe for me. However that risk is there for sure. We hear so many of these incidents ever year, and I am sure many fold of that go unreported for a variety of reasons.

[Villainy]

I have heard that tinder is the worst in that drugging is what some of them do.

I think the only safe way to monger in Colombia is to use the Casa's. Yes I know it is hard to get GFE there but it is by far the safest method to get a hot girl.

The main thing in my thoughts is getting drugged is certainly terrible with the expense and all the inconveince of losing phones and money. It can also kill you if they use a stong dose. Don't expect them to worry about your health as they rip you off.

There are several ways to protect yourself. One option is to stay at a hotel that is girl friendly but actually checks the girl's cedula (which protects you from other issues) and then verifies it and records the information or scans it.

There are quite a few such hotels but they are not the cheapest ones to be sure.

Alternatively, if that doesn't fit your budget or mindset. Meet your girl at a love hotel. One of the better ones is Thematic (they have two locations in Medellin) and there are several others as well. At Thematic you pay for your room and when the girl arrives you go into the room and it is locked electronically! You can't leave. When you are all good and done. You call reception and they have a person check the mini-bar from the other side of the wall and you pay through an opening for anything you used. After that is taken care of, they buzz the door open an you and your chica can leave. When you call reception they want to speak to the guy. If the chica drugs you she knows she can't get out of the damn room.

I made it a habit to take girls I met for the first time to one of these types of hotels. Sure it is more costly, so if you are on a shoestring budget, follow John Gault's advice and go mining for gold in the casas. Or there is always the severely overpriced 'Mansion'.

I made it a habit when I was staying at a place that didn't record cedula information to take my first time dates to a love-motel. Once I knew them and if I wanted to see them again, then I might bring them to my room.

[Mojo Bandit]

I never had a problem with Facebook girls. That and I always stay at places that record and electronically scan the cedulas. Along with a phone call to make sure you are ok when she is leaving

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Yes that is exactly my point, with a Facebook chica you can get a better feel by looking at their profile where a Tinder is just a few photos. A Facebook page shows evidence of time accumulating photos etc, Sho tinder is just easier to be dodgy. The ID thing and doorman is also what I do but I was thinking the way the Tall Man told the story I do not think his building had security and obviously did not get cedula from the chica. But that is my recommendation you can get GFE and its a secure situation.

[Mojo Bandit]

Medellin is a bit quiet. Traffic was not bad. My taxi guy tells me the white taxis are permitted to drive 1 day and then have 4 days off. So he's driving his own care also to make extra. Money.

Waiting on my high school sweetheart now.

ColombiaLover you need to delete some messages before they will allow you to receive any more messages. I have a message ready to send, I think you will like it.

[Combo]

This is CRITICAL to understand. Present yourself as nearly as financially impotent as they are. Negotiate and low-ball everything. Say "no" even when you could easily say yes. Hint around at freebees, or just hanging out, even though you're unlikely to get one. Its managing expectations. Tell them outright "ya no tango dinero". They "get it", everyone they know is broke, flat broke.

They come back expecting and accepting less. Demand and be clear about what you want. 12 minutes mechanical penetration with a condom is not good enough. (unless its a rare, irresistible trophy hottie in a sala or club. And prepare to be disappointed) Almost no one is irresistible anymore. Satisfaction trumps fantasy.

Do not have 5 million pesos "hidden"(yeah right) in your apartment. Then invite an unknown, potentially psychotic or calculating teenager from a culture that you don't understand, over for drinks.

A love hotel is what? 4 mil-90 mil peso for 3 hours. The math there is brutally obvious. I'm glad this guy was rescued. He was damned lucky to have an alert support network however small. But that was so careless and foolish its jaw dropping.

It's never a good idea to convey that you have money to burn. But this is hard for new mongers to understand coming from the US or Europe where they've been conditioned to show off their wealth in order to attract women.

[SpiderRider]

Many have confided in me and told me, that they all think gringos are stupid, rich, and wasteful with money. I can easily see why they think that after spending 3 years here mongering.

This is CRITICAL to understand. Present yourself as nearly as financially impotent as they are. Negotiate and low-ball everything. Say "no" even when you could easily say yes. Hint around at freebees, or just hanging out, even though you're unlikely to get one. Its managing expectations. Tell them outright "ya no tango dinero". They "get it", everyone they know is broke, flat broke.

They come back expecting and accepting less. Demand and be clear about what you want. 12 minutes mechanical penetration with a condom is not good enough. (unless its a rare, irresistible trophy hottie in a sala or club. And prepare to be disappointed) Almost no one is irresistible anymore. Satisfaction trumps fantasy.

Giving money for nothing... gifts, loans, bail-outs, emergencies... do it if your spirit moves you... but it is not a strategy. Doing it garners no admiration, respect, or loyalty.. especially from a person substantially younger that has no clue what money is or how it appears in someones life.

Do not have 5 million pesos "hidden"(yeah right) in your apartment. Then invite an unknown, potentially psychotic or calculating teenager, from a fucking phone app, and from a culture that you don't understand, over for drinks.

A love hotel is what? 4 mil-90 mil peso for 3 hours. The math there is brutally obvious. I'm glad this guy was rescued. He was damned lucky to have an alert support network however small. But that was so careless and foolish its jaw dropping.