Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

Maybe one of two possibilities.

1. Slapshot was an illusion, a figment of our imagination and a frustrated fiction writer in his late forties living in his parent's basement living in Chicago spinning tales about his exploits in Colombia and how he would return including saying that he bought dozens of tickets for flights, was consulting with attorneys, and boasting about his brain power and his physical stamina and abruptly got kicked to the curb a few day's ago by his folks for being such a loser. OR.

2. Upon arrival in Medellin, and I wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall witnessing all this, but he booked a dozen of his 18 year old cheerleaders and it has been overwhelming for him between the cheerleaders sitting on his face all time, while cheering him on too blow loads in the squad every few hours while under the influence of Tussi, Pot, Cocaine, and booze. He most probably has road rash on his Johnson and is in a "fucking daze" and a trance, kind of like one of the Sacalero Zombies in El Centro yet in a Penthouse in Poblado.

I think you are talking about SJobs, not SlapShot. Your #1 possibility is most likely the case.

I love a good conspiracy theory! This reminds me of lying in bed with Pinky, last night, and going down the rabbit hole of brujeria in Colombia. She was on a call with her friend who is apparently under a spell / curse, and is going to have it lifted / removed. She has been having problems with her moto, getting sick but never diagnosed with anything, and not being able to eat. I was dying laughing. I'm glad Pinky isn't too sensitive, because I think many chicas would be offended by my insensitive gringo dismissal of the topic. Wildly entertaining, though. I asked if she knew who did it. I asked if she knew many brujas who had the ability to do it. I asked If she did something to some one that maybe led to this. My line of investigative thinking was not taken very seriously. Some of the shit you come across or learn about down here is amazing. I was watching a video and the lady said one of the symptoms of being under a spell is having a sore throat. Pinky gave me that, SEE?! I FUCKING TOLD YOU! look. I told her in the US, if you keep having problems with your car, you buy a new car. You don't blame it on a witch.

Anyhow, if I was a secret double agent, I wouldn't have time to type about this bullshit, because I'd be writing a 7-page documentary about my alter ego's first few days in the Land of Eternal Teens! I'm also terrible at keeping up with lies, so I would have been made months ago.

Pinky is off to get a new cedula, today. I'm thinking about maybe taking a trip to a beach in a few weeks, when my rent is up. It looks like Colombians can travel to a handful of countries with just their IDs. My only question / concern is the re-entry from those countries, or possible annoyances with departure / arrival / etc. Yes, I would bring sand to the beach. The thought of Pinky going to town with a carioca is just too good to pass up on.

Cheers.

Oh, and here are a couple pics of the Boneless Serpent for your viewing pleasure. One for advertisement purposes, and one I took, myself. Pinky isn't a huge fan, as she's too submissive and lacking of carnal passion. I tend to agree. She wasn't our first choice. However, if you're looking to mix it up with a blonde that can bend like a balloon animal...

[Just Incognito]

What do you mean deep-rooted hatred for Americans?

I think hatred may be a strong word-certainly disdain and resentment though.

United States Americans-especially the white ones (technically, Colombians are Americans. They are South Americans) are perceived to be unappreciative of the easy privileged life they are born into-then they go and wstefully throw money around and disrespect other cultures by trying to dominate the world and exert power in various ways. Their is a deep seeded resentment and disdain for most US Americans. Too many behav like assholes in too many places. Too many are racists. Don't underestimate how much Trump / trumpism and the idiotic racist republicans are making their hatred worse. People in other countries are so disappoointd in how far the USA is falling and how incredbily bigoted, and disgusting the current administation is.

Many colombians also see the USA funding weapons sales and wars and increasing the police state through their support of the drug war--which is really a war on people. The drugs don't get shot or go to jail--te people do. Spending billions on weapons to fight coca sales and production when many Colombians are so poor they sell their body to you just to eat--adds to this resentment.

Many US Americans are the kind that say: if you come to my country (USA) learn and speak english--then ***** about people not speaking english for them in Colombia!

Many Colombians see how the. US became dominant not through justice and equal rights under the law and spreading light-but through force, genocide and slavery. The richness of the USA isn't perceived as rightfully gained-but, rather, stolen from people like them.

[Just Incognito]

Yup. That is your best defense. Stay at hotels or apartments that have this policy. Talk to the door staff to make sure they don't let a girl leave w / o speaking with you first. When making conversation with the girl, I typically tell them that I like staying in this building because of their policies and the safety it provides.

This. I let the girls know that I appreciate the security. I tip the security guys at the front desk and ask them to call the room when / if they see her leave without me. I have stayed at the same place -and they have had the same staff each of my last 10 times to MDE. When I leave, extra unopened bottles of wine got to the security guards for the next time. I also tip housekeeping well for extra towels and even for their vigilance. I have had a few girls leave in the morning and before the girl has been able to get down the hall, through the elevator and out of the building-housekeeping has knocked on the door to check on me / see if I need anything--without me even asking for that--but, since I treat them nicely and I tip--they just do it.

I try to switch from Tinder to WhatsApp ASAP and I try to get their Facebook. Its kinda fishy if a tinder girl doesn't have facebook / insta. And whatsapp.

If I think its all good, but am not sure. I offer to meet them downstairs and walk them up-or when the front desk calls I will come down to get them--if I don't like-they don't come up. If she is a repeat--obviously I just tell the front desk to send her up.

This would be different if I was to stay for months and not weeks--if in a place for months--then other strategies have to be developed-like not letting too many people see you walking in and out too many different girls.

For now, I am a short termer when I can get there.

I think its insane to be going now, is only going to drag all of the pandemic out longer and is not helping. Traveling now and thinking its all good is how we get 2nd and 3rd waves and how the virus continues to linger in society. It may get ya laid this week--but in the next 6 months-its making it all more difficult for everyone.

[Osteoknot]

There are a number of cases reported in literature where someone took it twice.

However, what is totally unknown is how easily such a case happens. It may be very unlikely, but nobody knows yet. Also, nobody knows (yet) if the level of protection decays slowly or quickly.

To be clear: passing a pathogen agent and getting infected is a random phaenomenon, for any contagious disease. A number of factors do impact the probability to get infected, including the number of viruses getting into the body and the level of self-defense (anti-bodies, etc.). We do not get herpes necessarily if we put our dick into a pussy with open sores, but given its level of infectiousness it is very likely, yet not sure.

Therefore, while it is clear that someone who had some disease has also antibodies, the level of immunity and how long it lasts depend on the specific disease. For known diseases, this information is well known. For example, if one has got measles, it is nearly impossible (extremely unlikely) to get it again during the whole life. However, it is not impossible..

Please note I originally wrote "so far" there is no epidemiological evidence of reinfection. Rare, extremely rare, case studies reported in the literature is not proof, and in fact supports the immunity model. Even if there are 10 or 100 or 1000 cases of reinfection reported, that supports the immunity model. BTW, most of these reports are hearsay but that is a moot point. I will explain it the best I can.

You are in good company as many of the so called experts do not understand the epidemiology either, but the concept is not difficult. If immunity was not conferred by previous infection, then based on the known "attack" rate of the virus there would be tens of thousands of repeat cases in the United States alone, and hundreds of thousands of repeat cases if not millions, worldwide. This is simply not happening. Furthermore, alarms and headlines would be going off everywhere about it. Instead, there are rare "one-off" reports which if they weren't so rare to begin with would not even be publishable (you are supposed to say touche' at this point). These case reports support the immunity model because they are so very rare. There are a multitude of reasons why rare reinfections would be possible with the most likely cause being reporting error or the person had an underlying condition that prevented mounting a proper immune response to the primary infection. Perhaps it is prudent to say, "no one knows" about reinfection, and I would agree with that for the long term, but that is a non-thinking response for the current state. For now I am immune to the current strain, and basic statistics from the epidemiology proves it. Not lab tests, not opinions from infectious disease specialists, not agency heads, not theory, not blogs, but fact. The main reason antibody tests are not accepted as proof is because the test is not FDA approved.

[Fun Luvr]

Maybe one of two possibilities.

1. Slapshot was an illusion, ...

I think you are talking about SJobs, not SlapShot. Your #1 possibility is most likely the case.

[Osteoknot]

I checked-in at the FLL airport today. A few things to note:

1) You cannot check-in at the kiosk and drop your luggage. You have to go through the line so they can check your COVID test and ensure that you already registered with the Colombian government. Luckily the line was not long and no issues in the process.

2) Seems like most of those in the gate area for this flight are Colomabians. Not too many obvious mongers.

3) Spirit flight for tomorrow is sold out. Prices are high for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More normal rates early next week.

Seeing my 18 year old high school girlfriend this afternoon and a new girl (from Tinder) tonight. Hoping for a good time.

I'm feeling a little odd about this trip. It's been 6 months and I'm not returning to the same Colombia that I left. Definitely will be much more cautious. Not going out much, staying near the apartment, focusing on a small group of girls I know. It's going to be strange when I arrive, but hopefully I will settle in.

"Already registered with the Colombian government?" What is he / are you talking about??

[Black Page]

There is no epidemiological evidence so far that you can get it twice.

There are a number of cases reported in literature where someone took it twice.

However, what is totally unknown is how easily such a case happens. It may be very unlikely, but nobody knows yet. Also, nobody knows (yet) if the level of protection decays slowly or quickly.

To be clear: passing a pathogen agent and getting infected is a random phaenomenon, for any contagious disease. A number of factors do impact the probability to get infected, including the number of viruses getting into the body and the level of self-defense (anti-bodies, etc.). We do not get herpes necessarily if we put our dick into a pussy with open sores, but given its level of infectiousness it is very likely, yet not sure.

Therefore, while it is clear that someone who had some disease has also antibodies, the level of immunity and how long it lasts depend on the specific disease. For known diseases, this information is well known. For example, if one has got measles, it is nearly impossible (extremely unlikely) to get it again during the whole life. However, it is not impossible.

For other diseases, the immunity lasts much less, and not because the agent mutates, but because the immunity level spontaneously decays. Take the vaccination against typhoid fever: you must do it every 3 years, or even every year if you go to an area where there is a strong presence.

For COVID, all this information and experience has been not gathered yet. Until then, nobody can claim there can be herd immunity, at what percentage of people "COVIDded", and how long it lasts. Vaccination is another story. Getting a disease is not equivalent to be vaccinated! A vaccine is studied and engineered to be way more effective. All this story has still to be written.

[MongerHunger]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way. Many of these working girls have shown me that they are just as opportunistic as people growing up in the Ghettos of America. I grew up in the Ghettos of america and I know what it is like to live hand to mouth. Many have confided in me and told me, that they all think gringos are stupid, rich, and wasteful with money. I can easily see why they think that after spending 3 years here mongering.

Do you think it's because you're American or maybe it's something you are doing wrong for Colombians and Venezuelans to hate you so much and think that you are stupid and wasteful? At least they were honest enough to tell it to your face.

[Osteoknot]

Actually the US is 12th in obesity:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...y_obesity_rate

I get the feeling you are a fellow truth-seeker and a fan of accurate info, and not just a base mongerer not that there's anything wrong with that (channeling Seinfeld). Other then Kuwait, every other country ranked higher than us for obesity on that list is an island or islands. So that makes us relatively worse. Island populations import most of their food, and most of that food is processed, for obvious reasons. A diet high in processed food is associated with obesity, cancer, high blood pressure, diabetes, the list goes on. . . We have more food choices, but we make bad choices. Hmmm, need to make this sex-related. . . Colombia is number 79, so not as many fat chics there (soon to be "here") to bang percentage wise. How's that?

[LoveItHere69]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way.

Just left Laureles after staying at Hotel Quinta Avenida for 11 nights. Most of their decor was USA related. Pictures to prove.

I see locals wearing USA Flag shirts, hats, shorts, .

So many USA Cartoon clothing. They really like Lilo and STITCH.

How do you dream your stuff up?

[Forever18]

Yes that is exactly my point, with a Facebook chica you can get a better feel by looking at their profile where a Tinder is just a few photos. A Facebook page shows evidence of time accumulating photos etc, Sho tinder is just easier to be dodgy. The ID thing and doorman is also what I do but I was thinking the way the Tall Man told the story I do not think his building had security and obviously did not get cedula from the chica. But that is my recommendation you can get GFE and its a secure situation.

Can someone explains to me how to find Facebook girl? Is it through Facebook dating or Facebook group? How likely do they speak English and how do you know they are DTF for cash?

[Member #4665]

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way.

What do you mean deep-rooted hatred for Americans?

[Osteoknot]

That's some good intel right there, by the way did you see the paisa buses outside of the airport, I am talking about the ones for the 10000 peso fares.

When I left Medellin just before the quarantine, the bus fare went up to 13,000 pesos. That's less than a dollar increase but worth noting because the convenience of paying with a 10,000 peso note is no longer there. The drivers make change, but I like to get off the bus with exact change. They collect at the end of the ride.

[GeneHickman]

This is CRITICAL to understand. Present yourself as nearly as financially impotent as they are. Negotiate and low-ball everything. Say "no" even when you could easily say yes. Hint around at freebees, or just hanging out, even though you're unlikely to get one. Its managing expectations. Tell them outright "ya no tango dinero". They "get it", everyone they know is broke, flat broke.

They come back expecting and accepting less. Demand and be clear about what you want. 12 minutes mechanical penetration with a condom is not good enough. (unless its a rare, irresistible trophy hottie in a sala or club. And prepare to be disappointed) Almost no one is irresistible anymore. Satisfaction trumps fantasy.

Giving money for nothing... gifts, loans, bail-outs, emergencies... do it if your spirit moves you... but it is not a strategy. Doing it garners no admiration, respect, or loyalty.. especially from a person substantially younger that has no clue what money is or how it appears in someones life.

Do not have 5 million pesos "hidden"(yeah right) in your apartment. Then invite an unknown, potentially psychotic or calculating teenager, from a fucking phone app, and from a culture that you don't understand, over for drinks.

A love hotel is what? 4 mil-90 mil peso for 3 hours. The math there is brutally obvious. I'm glad this guy was rescued. He was damned lucky to have an alert support network however small. But that was so careless and foolish its jaw dropping.

Spider, I definitely follow that "no dar pappaya" approach, and talk like I am of modest means just for impact, but these putas have already been conditioned to know that a extranero monger has money. If you're staying somehwere there is a guard then by definition you have money, they know you spent a decent amount on travel and lodging, and on and on. I have never used a love motel, but I always pour the drink, and never let that drink out of my sight, and stay with 1-2 drinks tops. But for the most part I try to stay with putas who come reccomended by other mongers, finally always best to have a wingman whenever possible, and that has kept it safe for me. However that risk is there for sure. We hear so many of these incidents ever year, and I am sure many fold of that go unreported for a variety of reasons.

[Villainy]

I have heard that tinder is the worst in that drugging is what some of them do.

I think the only safe way to monger in Colombia is to use the Casa's. Yes I know it is hard to get GFE there but it is by far the safest method to get a hot girl.

The main thing in my thoughts is getting drugged is certainly terrible with the expense and all the inconveince of losing phones and money. It can also kill you if they use a stong dose. Don't expect them to worry about your health as they rip you off.

There are several ways to protect yourself. One option is to stay at a hotel that is girl friendly but actually checks the girl's cedula (which protects you from other issues) and then verifies it and records the information or scans it.

There are quite a few such hotels but they are not the cheapest ones to be sure.

Alternatively, if that doesn't fit your budget or mindset. Meet your girl at a love hotel. One of the better ones is Thematic (they have two locations in Medellin) and there are several others as well. At Thematic you pay for your room and when the girl arrives you go into the room and it is locked electronically! You can't leave. When you are all good and done. You call reception and they have a person check the mini-bar from the other side of the wall and you pay through an opening for anything you used. After that is taken care of, they buzz the door open an you and your chica can leave. When you call reception they want to speak to the guy. If the chica drugs you she knows she can't get out of the damn room.

I made it a habit to take girls I met for the first time to one of these types of hotels. Sure it is more costly, so if you are on a shoestring budget, follow John Gault's advice and go mining for gold in the casas. Or there is always the severely overpriced 'Mansion'.

I made it a habit when I was staying at a place that didn't record cedula information to take my first time dates to a love-motel. Once I knew them and if I wanted to see them again, then I might bring them to my room.