Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Maybe he simply has found something better to do than writing here every day. I admit it is true also for mysefl: my posting rate is inversely proportional to the number of girls at my reach. As you may have noticed, for me the last fucks worth to be remembered were 7 and 8 months ago, in Cartagena and Batam. Now I better keep my hands busy with ISG.

Most definitely banging 18 year olds every hour on the hour beats writing posts here, but he has been a showboater here in the past and it seems out of character / odd for him not to have resurfaced yet, so he either was a fictional character, or has been robbed and / or upended somehow and is in jail or a Hospital, hopefully not. Time will tell.

[Black Page]

Yes your correct, and it's beginning to sound more and more like SJobs was total fiction, or perhaps become a victim of one or more scanadalous Chicas of which we may never hear about and hope isn't the case.

Maybe he simply has found something better to do than writing here every day. I admit it is true also for mysefl: my posting rate is inversely proportional to the number of girls at my reach. As you may have noticed, for me the last fucks worth to be remembered were 7 and 8 months ago, in Cartagena and Batam. Now I better keep my hands busy with ISG.

[PolloNegro]

Instead of being petty and disconcerting, my words today are everyone please be careful, be aware, and take all necessary precautions to stay safe and healthy. Being robbed is one thing, but being robbed and poisoned and waking up with the mentality of a 5 year old child is something that I do not wish on anyone. Clearly these girls are not thinking about the damage they can do to any of our health, so I say this to one and I say it to all, keep your wits about you when you are with these girls, there's always the possibility of being robbed and poisoned to the point of no return. Pollo Negro is out!

[MarquisdeSade1]

Private messages are Private, is not allowed to post them on the Forum. If you did no like to receive PM's from certain members, just put in your Ignore List.

[Lucky Nuts]

I don't disagree that one should keep an eye on their food and drink but can you tell me a time when a chica went through security with a cedula and then robbed drugged and robbed someone? I also should say that I should have added that the chicas I think of on Facebook usually have lots of photos and has lots of Gringo friends and photos of themselves in the usual buildings like at the roof pool at Energy and / or Blux. Regardless the building have good security that is going to check her cedula is the safest. And I still think and have heard more stories about Tinder profiles being fake more so than FB.

Agree with everything you say Mojo and I also stay only at buildings with a portero and cedula check in. But just because a chica has a cedula doesn't always mean it's her cedula. More than once the portero wouldn't let a chica enter tellling me it's not her cedula. It's someone elses. Pretty sure a couple times the chica just borrowed a friend's cedula because like many she had "lost" her own. But one time I agreed to a cita with a chica that told me an elaborate story about getting into a fight with her novia and needed a place to sleep. My spidey senses were tingling big time. When she showed up the portero said no it's not her cedula. Little doubt she was up to no good. I have never checked the chica's cedula myself before just assuming if she has a cedula it must be her own. Now I am more careful and if it's my first time with her ask to see it myself.

[Lugnut]

As I have said before, "you can never let your guard down" , and now more than ever, especially dealing with new Chicas however you meet them.

On that note, about safety, I was robbed recently. In El Poblado, at 3 pm, on Calle 10 as I was walking to Exito Wow. A guy walking the other way on the sidewalk came at me super aggressively with a big knife. It was all over in seconds. And I was even wearing pants!

So I guess I'm saying, keep your wits about you. And minimize loss. Don't carry anything or card etc that you do not absolutely need. If you are out with a phone, make sure it is a local burner phone.

[Balboa]

I think hatred may be a strong word-certainly disdain and resentment though.

United States Americans-especially the white ones (technically, Colombians are Americans. They are South Americans) are perceived to be unappreciative of the easy privileged life they are born into-then they go and wstefully throw money around and disrespect other cultures by trying to dominate the world and exert power in various ways. Their is a deep seeded resentment and disdain for most US Americans. Too many behav like assholes in too many places. Too many are racists. Don't underestimate how much Trump / trumpism and the idiotic racist republicans are making their hatred worse. People in other countries are so disappoointd in how far the USA is falling and how incredbily bigoted, and disgusting the current administation is.

Total BS baloney post imo.

I live between Brazil and Colombia.

For years now.

Thank goodness I finally got back!

Most US Americans are nice people and liked, though you may not think so.

There's always the exceptions of course, and there are certainly American jerks, however, that's true with every nationality.

I'm not talking about WG perceptions, Pollo Negro WG talk, but the general people.

Your post is about you and your politics, plain and simple.

I'm in Brazil at the moment, was at a pool party the other day, and most of the locals were telling me they love Trump, without my input at all, I stay neutral.

Disagree with your entire post.

[Blakman]

Leave out the cheap shit. Let them steal it. It reveals who they are. A girl stole my lighter. Shit cost 80 cents, next time she stole my rolling paper. Cost a $1. Next time she tried to steal 4 condoms. Thats when the b***h fucked up. That was $6. Cheepy blakman out. Lmao

Being that we are talking about the thieving chicas down there, I figured I'd throw in my 2 cents. Bottom line. Vets and Newbies alike get robbed in so many ways. I was talking to Pollo Negro not to long ago and he shared some real insight that resonated with me. I've been to Medellin about 8 times in the last two years and have experienced the top grade chicas all the way down to the 4 level bait and switches. Club girls, street girls, casas, etc etc!

Let me tell you this, the same girl who rob's one man, can be GFE experience to the next man. The same chica that comes and cooks and cleans at your house could be setting the next gringo up to get robbed or drugged. Some of the chicas are pure good hearted women that have good intent, could be in a strip club charging some gringo double the real price because the opportunity is there now.

The key word is "opportunity"!

I'm not going to heat the dead horse about what to wear and how to act. Me personally, I wear what I want and act how I want. And I also take responsibility for any consequences that come with that. Be it higher price for the chica, gringo tax, etc etc. As long as you skip some precautions yet focus on other back ups you "should" have a fair shot at safety and relaxed fun.

One: if your like me, I like taking chicas back to my own place. Sure lots of Vets will snarl at this. I. don't. Care. It's how I operate. Each their own. But I don't say welcome home when they arrive haha. Here's an example of some precautions I take.

1. Hide your stash. And when I say hide it, I mean put it in the areas that are inconvenient to search. Example. "On the upper blade to the ceiling fan LOL. Taped to the back of the wall mounted tv, take a picture frame off the wall and place it between the art and the cardboard. Take the fake plant out of the pot and put some there. Etc etc. Don't hide it all in the same place!! I normally divide whatever I have cash wise in as many spots as possible. Similar to how a squirrel hides it's nuts. Before the chica arrives or before you go bar hopping with the expectation of bring home a guest, have exactly the expected payment amount on your person. If you expect to tip or pay for extras account for that too. You don't want to say "oh I forgot taxi money" and then start fishing into your hiding spots with a chica around.

Do not unpack fully. Live out of your suitcase. I know we are used to making thing homely and putting our nice kicks and clothes on display in the closet. Sonic care toothbrushes and expensive face washes on the bathroom sink. But remember, these are the prime search locations for the petty thieves. You go to the bathroom and boom, that new Diesel t shirt you have hanging could be stuffed in her purse.

They don't always go for cash either. It's an opportunity thing. A lot of these women struggle to afford comfort things. If your in a hotel or airbnb, hide the blow dryer! You won't even miss it until you get the bill for $50 days later. The bathroom is a hotspot for them. 1. If she has to go, she is in there door closed. Your toiletry bag is her shopping cart. I've had chicas steal deodorant or toothpaste, facewash, etc etc before I started doing this. All toiletry items should go back in you little bag and back in the suitcase. Nothing more inconvenient than after dinner getting dressed for the bar and having to use soap to brush your teeth. Been there 😅. Have your own alcohol bottle in your room? Pour drinks but use your own personal cup that has a lid. So that the quick drop in of a pill in your glass is not possible. Chicas are slick enough to have you laying back getting a butt dance, and guess what's in front of her out of your site. ? Your drink sitting on the table. If she starts a little show. Knock your drink back instantly and set the glass to the side.

Also. Trios. OMG I can't stress this enough. This is prime thieving for them. One girl that you met could be a good girl, but that buddy she brought along. She is unpredictable! You don't her and she doesn't know you! This is a good opportunity for her to steal with no strings attached. If your banging one and the other has to pee. Get ready for the bathroom shakedown because it's coming. If anything of value is at her disposal. Cologne, products, blow dryer ETC ETC. I highly recommend doing trios off site at the love motels and if done at home, hide your kids hide your wife hahaha.

Pollo negro explained how we all get "robbed" either knowingly or unknowingly. We know we are paying triple the price what a normal person there would pay for lodging, food, transportation, etc etc. But we are ok with it because it's not stilling if we are willing to pay it. Big picture that renter knows he's taking advantage of you just like "some" of the chicas also.

It's all about opportunity. Don't give those an opportunity to take advantage of you unless it's an agreed opportunity and you will be fine. Getting drugged is something you can avoid but just know there are chicas crafty enough to put it on the nipples or boobs. You can imagine how that gets invested LOL. Not sure how true it is but just know the opportunist are well blended in with the good girls. Some of the good girls can go bad also. You're a gringo and unless you two are in love and happily ever after, your flight is in just a few days, and she knows how to get low until you catch that flight if she comes up enough on your dime.

Good luck everyone. Don't take this as a scare tactic because I'm only discussing the wolves blended in with sheep. It's safe to say imo that you will find wayyyyyy more regular, safe, sex machine women than you will find of the bad ones but. The bad ones look just as pretty, talk just as sweet, and are just as enticing as the good. Unless you know her closely, developed a comfortable connection, and have security or a wingman, anticipate the wolf in her. Keep an eye on her at all times, know where everything is stashed, and chug your drink whenever you are not going to need it in your possession. Screw it, carry a sippy cup of you have too. Be safe. See you guys down there next month!

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[Mojo Bandit]

This is a dangerous post. It can lead inexperienced punters to believe they can ensure safety by choosing from Facebook rather than tinder or elsewhere. The best advice is to keep track of your drinks and food and be aware that in public places it isn't necessarily the girl who will slip you the mickey. They don't necessarily work alone.

I don't disagree that one should keep an eye on their food and drink but can you tell me a time when a chica went through security with a cedula and then robbed drugged and robbed someone? I also should say that I should have added that the chicas I think of on Facebook usually have lots of photos and has lots of Gringo friends and photos of themselves in the usual buildings like at the roof pool at Energy and / or Blux. Regardless the building have good security that is going to check her cedula is the safest. And I still think and have heard more stories about Tinder profiles being fake more so than FB.

[Forever18]

Being that we are talking about the thieving chicas down there, I figured I'd throw in my 2 cents. Bottom line. Vets and Newbies alike get robbed in so many ways. I was talking to Pollo Negro not to long ago and he shared some real insight that resonated with me. I've been to Medellin about 8 times in the last two years and have experienced the top grade chicas all the way down to the 4 level bait and switches. Club girls, street girls, casas, etc etc!

Let me tell you this, the same girl who rob's one man, can be GFE experience to the next man. The same chica that comes and cooks and cleans at your house could be setting the next gringo up to get robbed or drugged. Some of the chicas are pure good hearted women that have good intent, could be in a strip club charging some gringo double the real price because the opportunity is there now.

Can someone explains to me how to find Facebook girl? Is it through Facebook dating or Facebook group? How likely do they speak English and how do you know they are DTF for cash?

[Sandymnn]

Affect has been open for months.

Thanks, K. Haven't been in el centro for months.

[TheCarlAnthony]

Being that we are talking about the thieving chicas down there, I figured I'd throw in my 2 cents. Bottom line. Vets and Newbies alike get robbed in so many ways. I was talking to Pollo Negro not to long ago and he shared some real insight that resonated with me. I've been to Medellin about 8 times in the last two years and have experienced the top grade chicas all the way down to the 4 level bait and switches. Club girls, street girls, casas, etc etc!

Let me tell you this, the same girl who rob's one man, can be GFE experience to the next man. The same chica that comes and cooks and cleans at your house could be setting the next gringo up to get robbed or drugged. Some of the chicas are pure good hearted women that have good intent, could be in a strip club charging some gringo double the real price because the opportunity is there now.

The key word is "opportunity"!

I'm not going to heat the dead horse about what to wear and how to act. Me personally, I wear what I want and act how I want. And I also take responsibility for any consequences that come with that. Be it higher price for the chica, gringo tax, etc etc. As long as you skip some precautions yet focus on other back ups you "should" have a fair shot at safety and relaxed fun.

One: if your like me, I like taking chicas back to my own place. Sure lots of Vets will snarl at this. I. don't. Care. It's how I operate. Each their own. But I don't say welcome home when they arrive haha. Here's an example of some precautions I take.

1. Hide your stash. And when I say hide it, I mean put it in the areas that are inconvenient to search. Example. "On the upper blade to the ceiling fan LOL. Taped to the back of the wall mounted tv, take a picture frame off the wall and place it between the art and the cardboard. Take the fake plant out of the pot and put some there. Etc etc. Don't hide it all in the same place!! I normally divide whatever I have cash wise in as many spots as possible. Similar to how a squirrel hides it's nuts. Before the chica arrives or before you go bar hopping with the expectation of bring home a guest, have exactly the expected payment amount on your person. If you expect to tip or pay for extras account for that too. You don't want to say "oh I forgot taxi money" and then start fishing into your hiding spots with a chica around.

Do not unpack fully. Live out of your suitcase. I know we are used to making thing homely and putting our nice kicks and clothes on display in the closet. Sonic care toothbrushes and expensive face washes on the bathroom sink. But remember, these are the prime search locations for the petty thieves. You go to the bathroom and boom, that new Diesel t shirt you have hanging could be stuffed in her purse.

They don't always go for cash either. It's an opportunity thing. A lot of these women struggle to afford comfort things. If your in a hotel or airbnb, hide the blow dryer! You won't even miss it until you get the bill for $50 days later. The bathroom is a hotspot for them. 1. If she has to go, she is in there door closed. Your toiletry bag is her shopping cart. I've had chicas steal deodorant or toothpaste, facewash, etc etc before I started doing this. All toiletry items should go back in you little bag and back in the suitcase. Nothing more inconvenient than after dinner getting dressed for the bar and having to use soap to brush your teeth. Been there 😅. Have your own alcohol bottle in your room? Pour drinks but use your own personal cup that has a lid. So that the quick drop in of a pill in your glass is not possible. Chicas are slick enough to have you laying back getting a butt dance, and guess what's in front of her out of your site. ? Your drink sitting on the table. If she starts a little show. Knock your drink back instantly and set the glass to the side.

Also. Trios. OMG I can't stress this enough. This is prime thieving for them. One girl that you met could be a good girl, but that buddy she brought along. She is unpredictable! You don't her and she doesn't know you! This is a good opportunity for her to steal with no strings attached. If your banging one and the other has to pee. Get ready for the bathroom shakedown because it's coming. If anything of value is at her disposal. Cologne, products, blow dryer ETC ETC. I highly recommend doing trios off site at the love motels and if done at home, hide your kids hide your wife hahaha.

Pollo negro explained how we all get "robbed" either knowingly or unknowingly. We know we are paying triple the price what a normal person there would pay for lodging, food, transportation, etc etc. But we are ok with it because it's not stilling if we are willing to pay it. Big picture that renter knows he's taking advantage of you just like "some" of the chicas also.

It's all about opportunity. Don't give those an opportunity to take advantage of you unless it's an agreed opportunity and you will be fine. Getting drugged is something you can avoid but just know there are chicas crafty enough to put it on the nipples or boobs. You can imagine how that gets invested LOL. Not sure how true it is but just know the opportunist are well blended in with the good girls. Some of the good girls can go bad also. You're a gringo and unless you two are in love and happily ever after, your flight is in just a few days, and she knows how to get low until you catch that flight if she comes up enough on your dime.

Good luck everyone. Don't take this as a scare tactic because I'm only discussing the wolves blended in with sheep. It's safe to say imo that you will find wayyyyyy more regular, safe, sex machine women than you will find of the bad ones but. The bad ones look just as pretty, talk just as sweet, and are just as enticing as the good. Unless you know her closely, developed a comfortable connection, and have security or a wingman, anticipate the wolf in her. Keep an eye on her at all times, know where everything is stashed, and chug your drink whenever you are not going to need it in your possession. Screw it, carry a sippy cup of you have too. Be safe. See you guys down there next month!

[Gringo Trooper]

In my experience, I agree with PN's statements.

I'm an American, and I would say I've noticed a significant amount of times when the men in Colombia clearly disliked me.

Whether it be walking down the street in the poorer neighborhoods, and the men would stare at me with the men mug face.

Or whether it be when I saw a super fine chica at the club in MDE, the Colombian guys were buying drinks for her, and I one upped them and just decided to walk up to her and pay her price to take her to my hotel.

The locals couldn't afford to do that, so I'm certain they were less than pleased with me.

Colombian women, on the other hand, I believe they like the gringos, LOL.

My ex GF was a non pro from Barranquilla and another ex was from Cali, also a non pro.

I think, the majority of Colombian women like Americans, and if they happen to speak Spanish, that is a huge plus, in terms of likeability.

[Kazeu]

Thanks. We now know you're special. Moving on.

Whatever works for you. But I can't sit on my hands when you present your strategy as "critical" to others who may just be starting out in Colombia. Yours is one approach, and in fact complements my very different approach perfectly. I don't mind and in fact enjoy paying a premium for having the best girls beat a path to my door and 90% of the time looking for an encore performance. I am not talking about paying double, or prices the average Gringo could not afford. But I don't mind paying 50 mil above what they are asking, plus a tip, and I pay taxi fare. The best performing girl is a happy girl and nothing makes these girls happier than money. When they feel as though they are being cut as low as possible, it will be reflected in their performance and attitude. Making yourself susceptible to papaya or crime is a different subject and common sense prevails there. Oh, and I almost always have little bedside gifts, usually nothing more than chocolate and some "jugo" which Colombians seem to be obsessed with waiting for them, and the return on that is more than worth it.

Mind you, I have mongored the lowest of the low crackhead girls at 4AM from Boterro park for 20 mil for whatever reason. BUT my ideal girl is not found in a brothel, agency, on-line, etc. The best girl for me is a "regular" girl, not a sex worker, but a young single working mom with a young kid and often a mom at home. I meet them by walking up to them and talking to them shocker! By sleeping with me as "her usual" once a week, that doubles her income and is the difference between squeaking by and a decent quality of life for herself and her child. That is called motivation. Save your breath telling me that these girls sleep around, blah blah blah and that I am ruining the "price structure" for other Gringos. Hardly. I don't have that kind of economic power and frankly even if I did I wouldn't care what it did to the macroeconomic scene of mongering. One of the most pathetic things I see is when Gringos try to negotiate these girls down 10-20 mil lower, to what purpose? To make sure you got a "good deal?" Jajajaja. How quickly mongorers lose perspective from the States and how much better off they are by instantly setting foot on Colombian soil. If you really are on that tight of a shoestring budget then save your pesos and do it right with one girl instead of splitting it between two, and I predict you will be happier. I take that back. Please carry on as always. If I told you the full details of how I "manage" my girls, you would never believe me. My current entourage is just under 20 girls ages 18-26. Let's just say they appreciate me and they show it. The approach works the same whether it is one girl or twenty.

[Surfer500]

I think you are talking about SJobs, not SlapShot. Your #1 possibility is most likely the case.

Yes your correct, and it's beginning to sound more and more like SJobs was total fiction, or perhaps become a victim of one or more scanadalous Chicas of which we may never hear about and hope isn't the case.

Mongering in Colombia, especially now with the Pandemic and the re-opening of the Country is just getting more and more dicey.

I'm lining up some new Chicas for my return, and some are very aggressive, throwing it in my face the need for "ratos" and quick money.

As I have said before, "you can never let your guard down" , and now more than ever, especially dealing with new Chicas however you meet them.