Bogota Reports

[Kazeu]

That made me laugh, man. Good one. But, I've got a serious question here out to anyone: Why bother with online shopping? Think about it. Many times on here I've seen guys complain that the girl didn't look like she did in the picture, or there's drama, or something else didn't go right. In this age, pictures can be manipulated so much, you can't ever trust them. Why not just go down to Santa Fe, or a casa up north, and get a girl there? It's cheaper, no hassle, and you get to see what you're paying for. Imagine that. The only reason I can possibly think of is that you want the "GFE". Which, to me, paying a girl even more to pretend to be your girl is just ridiculous. If you want a GFE, get an actual girlfriend. I know, it sounds crazy. At home, if I want a girlfriend, I get one, it's not that hard, been doing it since jr. High. When I travel, I go out and bang chicks once, and then move on to the next one. There's never any drama or issues. This seems like a no brainer to me. Can anyone shed light on this online shopping backward logic?

This is a really good point, that I've started thinking about more since I moved to chapinero to take advantage of all the mileroticos girls in the area. I had an awful session with a milertoicos chica yesterday. Pictures looked good, but when I arrived it was apparent that since taking her mileroticos pictures she had decided to breath and let air into her lungs. Thiis allowed her fat stomach to finally bulge out. It was also apparent that she had applied heavy filters to her photos. Lots of stretch marks on her legs and her skin did not seem so smooth. Ok, so what. It was 60 k for 30 minutes. Whatever. As I also say to myself. Hey, you're already there. Might as well give it a shot. Started out okay, she was a nice enough person. Undressed and I was suprised to get some BBBJ without an upcharge! When we moved to misionary, she did this wierd thing where she put her hand down by her pussy. I wasn't sure what she was doing. Maybe she was holding the condom on? Or making sure it was still there. Did missionary for a few minutes, and she took initiative and said she wanted to go doggy. Thats when things turned bad. Lord help me. When she turned around, all I could smell were shit smelling drafts of air which could be coming from no where else but her ass. I tried to over come it. I really did. I always want to get my money's worth. But on the verge of puking, I had to tell her to switch back to doggie style, but it was too late by then. My erection was gone, and she was far from attractive enough to bring it back. She looked at me wierd and told me I was loco. I didn't have the heart to tell her her dirty asshole had killed my boner. The session was 12 minutes top. I took a quick shower and got out of there.

Besides the point of this session being really bad, I'm finding lately that most of my mileroticos sessions are just not that good. I've had some real beauties from mileroticos before, but I might have to rethink my general gameplan.

[Kazeu]

None in the last 6 months, and actually I'm comfortable by not spending time in Santa Fe district because there are better places. Since you profit from the venue you have to be an honest guide, and everyone should be OK with it as long the terms are clear. Every visitor to Bogota should pay at least one visit to Santa Fe, it's unique, fun and colourful place and you can have a romp there for your glorious 15 minutes with a 'chaparrita' of your liking. But let's not deflect from my point: there are no models or model types there. You don't need to be an expert in it, and in any case to claim yourself to be an expert on few hundred yards of red light district is kind of shallow. I've attached a recent photo of a civilian, a 'model type of a girl'.

My personal opinion only. She looks more like a girl next door type that turned amateur model. I know nothing about her, but that would be my guess. You can find this type of girl in santa fe. To me when people say model types I assume people mean 9's or 10's, if they don't mean the girl is an acutal working model. I have never met a 9 in santa fe. I have never met a 10 ever in my life. Without a better pictue I would put the girl in the picture at face: 8. Body: 7 (not into skinny types). I have seen some 8's working in the clubs. 8's are nothing to look away from. 8's are damn good. I have not fucked an 8 on this trip yet. Most of my sessions in santa fe's have been with 7's or less. These are all physical ratings. A good attitude goes a long way and can really make the session much better.

[Kazeu]

I have had scams before where they send me photos of mutilated and decapitated bodies. They say they will do it to me and my family if I don't send them "the money I owe them. " I Googled this and found that it's a common scam. I even found a YouTube clip of a news report containing the exact images that were sent to me. They were blurred out, but I could recognize them.

This is what inspired me to pay $10/ month for Sideline app where I can use dual text, WhatsApp, etc. With a fake number of my choosing that I can change anytime I want.

The sideline app seems interesting. Are you able to choose a colombian number?

[Kazeu]

Psychological warfare. So if she could put your picture up and say those things she could put any random person's picture up and say anything. You are afterall a random person. And there are billions of people on this planet. Do you think she is going to send it to your local news station for posting on the evening news? Saying what exactly? What gives this person any credibility? If you did send 300 K, why would they not keep asking for 300 K everyday here on out? Do not let them fuck with your head like that. When one person does not fall for the scam, they move on to the next. Scammers are not thinking about the person they tried to scam 3 weeks ago and it didn't work. And another thing, stop falling for bullshit ass pictures online. Pick someone with normal ass pictures, not ones that look like touched up glamorshots. I use a dual whatsapp without my picture to communicate with website hookers.

All of that makes complete sense. Sometimes in the moment though, logic goes out the window. I learned a valuable lesson about having my picture on my whatsapp profile.

Dang brother, you must be walking around with some bad luck in your pocket. In 15 years I have not seen a darn thing happen in Santa Fe. Seen a guy get pistol whipped once in Vila Mimosa in Rio once though. Only thing I ever seen happen there in all these years. Of course you have to watch out for pick pockets anywhere on the planet. That does not really count.

Hahah. I will concede that all those events happened over a span of 7 years and many trips to santa fe, but the statistics are still not good. Its all relative of course. Relatively, Santa Fe is one of the more sketchy / dangerous areas on Bogota.

[NRandom940]

I had an interesting experience yesterday with a photoprepagos chic. I had inquired about her services. And after what seemed like a normal conversation. She sent me some "angry" emoticons. I asked her what was wrong and she said that I was playing with her feelings. I apologized and said I didn't mean to do that. Even though I'm not sure how I that could have happened. She then started demanding that I send her 300 k via bank transfer or she would make a lot of trouble for me by posting that I try to have sex with minors all over the various social networks. Just to be clear I never deal with any minors. 18 and up for me always. I steer clear of jailbait. She sent me a screenshot of my own whatsapp profile pic, threatening to post it with the pedophilia acusation. Then she started calling me and demanding that I respond to her. I tried to appease her by playing along with her a bit, but she seemed to get only angrier. At that point I blocked her on whatsapp.

This freaked me out a bit. Even though I knew that the this was probably just a scam, I kept having thoughts of what if I try to session with a chica from photopreagos that happened to be a friend of hers and they try to set me up for some scam. What if she really does send my foto around facebook and some rando person recognizes me and tries to retaliate..

I have had scams before where they send me photos of mutilated and decapitated bodies. They say they will do it to me and my family if I don't send them "the money I owe them. " I Googled this and found that it's a common scam. I even found a YouTube clip of a news report containing the exact images that were sent to me. They were blurred out, but I could recognize them.

This is what inspired me to pay $10/ month for Sideline app where I can use dual text, WhatsApp, etc. With a fake number of my choosing that I can change anytime I want.

[Questner]

So tell us Mr Expert, When was the last time you were there-- How many nights have you spent in Santa Fe in the last 6 months?

None in the last 6 months, and actually I'm comfortable by not spending time in Santa Fe district because there are better places. Since you profit from the venue you have to be an honest guide, and everyone should be OK with it as long the terms are clear. Every visitor to Bogota should pay at least one visit to Santa Fe, it's unique, fun and colourful place and you can have a romp there for your glorious 15 minutes with a 'chaparrita' of your liking. But let's not deflect from my point: there are no models or model types there. You don't need to be an expert in it, and in any case to claim yourself to be an expert on few hundred yards of red light district is kind of shallow. I've attached a recent photo of a civilian, a 'model type of a girl'.

[LatinaLover#1]

Depressing and gloomy. I've been here for 8 days now. I can't remember a single day where it didn't rain. Theres no comparisonn to medellin weather. If you want happy days and stuck up paisas go to Medellin for sure. If you want more venezolanas and can handle the shit weather, Bogota is great!

Hey Kaz, I'll be back in Bogota on Nov 27, the famous day after thanksgiving trip.) I feel bad your in the shit but I hope it ends by the time I get there. Hehe When the city is wide open you can find things to do but in this half ass shut down it can get real boring. I've hade my share of rain and cold for 7 straight days in Bogota but also 4.

Straight of rain in SAI sucked!

[LatinaLover#1]

Psychological warfare. So if she could put your picture up and say those things she could put any random person's picture up and say anything. You are afterall a random person. And there are billions of people on this planet. Do you think she is going to send it to your local news station for posting on the evening news? Saying what exactly? What gives this person any credibility? If you did send 300 K, why would they not keep asking for 300 K everyday here on out? Do not let them fuck with your head like that. When one person does not fall for the scam, they move on to the next. Scammers are not thinking about the person they tried to scam 3 weeks ago and it didn't work. And another thing, stop falling for bullshit ass pictures online. Pick someone with normal ass pictures, not ones that look like touched up glamorshots. I use a dual whatsapp without my picture to communicate with website hookers.

Dang brother, you must be walking around with some bad luck in your pocket. In 15 years I have not seen a darn thing happen in Santa Fe. Seen a guy get pistol whipped once in Vila Mimosa in Rio once though. Only thing I ever seen happen there in all these years. Of course you have to watch out for pick pockets anywhere on the planet. That does not really count.

But never saw any real problems at either. Usually the bosses keep a tight grip on things, they don't want anything getting in the way of selling the girls. I'll bet the guy who got pistol whipped was beat by one of the bosses. I never felt that SF was as tightly controlled as the other to places in Rio and lima.

[JjBee62]

That made me laugh, man. Good one. But, I've got a serious question here out to anyone: Why bother with online shopping? Think about it. Many times on here I've seen guys complain that the girl didn't look like she did in the picture, or there's drama, or something else didn't go right. In this age, pictures can be manipulated so much, you can't ever trust them. Why not just go down to Santa Fe, or a casa up north, and get a girl there? It's cheaper, no hassle, and you get to see what you're paying for. Imagine that. The only reason I can possibly think of is that you want the "GFE". Which, to me, paying a girl even more to pretend to be your girl is just ridiculous. If you want a GFE, get an actual girlfriend. I know, it sounds crazy. At home, if I want a girlfriend, I get one, it's not that hard, been doing it since jr. High. When I travel, I go out and bang chicks once, and then move on to the next one. There's never any drama or issues. This seems like a no brainer to me. Can anyone shed light on this online shopping backward logic?

Nope. You've already stated that your mind is made up on the subject, so nothing anyone can say will change that. It's just like my vegetarian friend asking me why anyone would eat meat. I can talk about steaks and barbecue and sushi all I want, but he's not going to run out and eat any of it.

Why would anyone fuck a woman with a fake ass or fake boobs? Why would anyone fuck a fat, skinny, short, tall, dark, light, long haired, short haired, tattooed or non tattooed girl? Why would anyone fuck a woman over 30 or under 20?

Because, just like the online option, it's what some guys prefer.

I've taken several guys to El Centro in Medellin, talked about it with others. Some guys love it. Some guys are okay with it, but aren't interested. Some guys say "it's scary. " I've told lots of guys how to use Facebook in Medellin. Some think it's the greatest thing ever and some think it's stupid.

One of the great things about Colombia is there's something for every taste and every budget. There's the clubs and the streets, casas and massage parlors, escort services and online ads, plus the girls on Twitter, Facebook and dating sites.

Look at it this way:

If every monger in Bogota gave up every other source except Santa Fe, you would have more competition and less gems available.

[IronQuinn]

If that's a photo of a guy then I better stay at home.

That made me laugh, man. Good one. But, I've got a serious question here out to anyone: Why bother with online shopping? Think about it. Many times on here I've seen guys complain that the girl didn't look like she did in the picture, or there's drama, or something else didn't go right. In this age, pictures can be manipulated so much, you can't ever trust them. Why not just go down to Santa Fe, or a casa up north, and get a girl there? It's cheaper, no hassle, and you get to see what you're paying for. Imagine that. The only reason I can possibly think of is that you want the "GFE". Which, to me, paying a girl even more to pretend to be your girl is just ridiculous. If you want a GFE, get an actual girlfriend. I know, it sounds crazy. At home, if I want a girlfriend, I get one, it's not that hard, been doing it since jr. High. When I travel, I go out and bang chicks once, and then move on to the next one. There's never any drama or issues. This seems like a no brainer to me. Can anyone shed light on this online shopping backward logic?

[Mr Enternational]

I had an interesting experience yesterday with a photoprepagos chic. I had inquired about her services. And after what seemed like a normal conversation. She sent me some "angry" emoticons. I asked her what was wrong and she said that I was playing with her feelings. I apologized and said I didn't mean to do that. Even though I'm not sure how I that could have happened. She then started demanding that I send her 300 k via bank transfer or she would make a lot of trouble for me by posting that I try to have sex with minors all over the various social networks.

Lesson of the day. Don't use any real photos on your whatsapp profile!

Psychological warfare. So if she could put your picture up and say those things she could put any random person's picture up and say anything. You are afterall a random person. And there are billions of people on this planet. Do you think she is going to send it to your local news station for posting on the evening news? Saying what exactly? What gives this person any credibility? If you did send 300 K, why would they not keep asking for 300 K everyday here on out? Do not let them fuck with your head like that. When one person does not fall for the scam, they move on to the next. Scammers are not thinking about the person they tried to scam 3 weeks ago and it didn't work. And another thing, stop falling for bullshit ass pictures online. Pick someone with normal ass pictures, not ones that look like touched up glamorshots. I use a dual whatsapp without my picture to communicate with website hookers.

My chica from yesterday from santa fe kept trying to tell me that no one gets robbed in santa fe. Hahahah. I told her about the shooting that happened on my first night ever in santa fe, about my friend getting his iphone picked out of his pocket by some chica passing by. About the knife fight that broke out randomly. This was a serious knife fight, west side story style. I had never seen anything like it in my life.

Dang brother, you must be walking around with some bad luck in your pocket. In 15 years I have not seen a darn thing happen in Santa Fe. Seen a guy get pistol whipped once in Vila Mimosa in Rio once though. Only thing I ever seen happen there in all these years. Of course you have to watch out for pick pockets anywhere on the planet. That does not really count.

[ApplesApples]

I'll be in Bogota in a few days, does anyone know which santa fe clubs have opened up or the other clubs like Pussy House?

[Turgid]

Definitively the best way of getting rid of a girl that is bottering you for whatever reason, let her deal with your novia even a fake novia. In your case, I highly doubt it was a girl anyway, from what I can see on the picture. This explains why he / she choose to go for a scam as she would not have got the 300 k with sex once you see her dick.

If that's a photo of a guy then I better stay at home.

[Routard]

Definitively the best way of getting rid of a girl that is bottering you for whatever reason, let her deal with your novia even a fake novia. In your case, I highly doubt it was a girl anyway, from what I can see on the picture. This explains why he / she choose to go for a scam as she would not have got the 300 k with sex once you see her dick.

[TopoChico571]

Very sorry to hear about your troubles. Thanks for sharing though. Good reminder to be on guard for scams.

Yea, I plan to go AirBnb. I guess Chapinero isn't too far. 20 minute bus ride each way. But might try something walking distance.