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11-22-20 22:47 #8763
Posts: 7Copa cancelled my flight, so now a night in Bogota.
Copa air cancelled my flight to Medellin early next month and I had the option to spend the night in Panama or ask them to take me to Bogota instead. I chose the 2nd option. Now I am going to arrive at Bogota about midnight on a Saturday night / Sun morning. I'll get myself a flight to Medellin around lunchtime on the Sunday. I'm not sure whether to take a taxi into Chapinero and get a hotel and go to a strip club, or just get a hotel near the airport. I'm tempted with just staying close to the airport. Any of you guys know if the nicer hotels near the airport allow girls in? Which one would you recommend. I'd just call a girl from one of the escort agencies. Miami Vice agency seems to have a decent selection of girls at reasonable prices. But what hotel?
If one of the Bogota experts replies, I promise to do a trip report on Cartagena and Santa Marta when I get there later in the month.
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11-22-20 04:10 #8762
Posts: 1117Enough of the disgusting posts
I have been with so many women in Santa Fe and this odor problem has happened 2-3 times in 8 yrs.
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11-22-20 00:31 #8761
Posts: 113Bogota Rental Apartments weekly. Options other than AirBNB?
I like apartments more than hotels for a little more space and a kitchen with a working refrigerator and stove. I also like avoiding the guest fee discussion and it just feels better walking by a security guard than a reception in full view of everyone else.
Just checking, but is there any other options outside of AirBnB for weekly stays? I may convert to monthly, but I'm more likely to head to Medellin.
Any places to recommend would be great. I would like to stay in the north of town. Cll 70 & higher.
Thanks.
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11-21-20 23:49 #8760
Posts: 1326Enough of it, don't we have the 'stupid shit in' threads? Post it there. In this age of the recent malady you should be 'proud' to retain some sense of smell, gives you a bill of good health.
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11-21-20 02:30 #8759
Posts: 615Originally Posted by LatinaLover#1 [View Original Post]
Banged plenty of girls. Only had 2 issues with one being a pussy smell and other being the slight hint of shit.
They do sell vagina soap in the pharmacies there and in general Colombian women take very good care of their pussies.
But the smell of the asshole is easily avoidable.
The asshole will only have that extremely strong odor if not washed or wiped properly. Simple as that.
But for me, once I smell either I just revert to head jerk off and drop one down their throat and countdown to when she will be walking out my door LOL.
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11-21-20 02:14 #8758
Posts: 5496Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
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11-21-20 01:20 #8757
Posts: 516Plastic House
I was in the neighborhood of Pussy House this evening and was curious to see if it was open. Theres bad and good to this story. The good part is that it is indeed open. I'm not sure about the hours, but I stopped by a little before 7 pm, there were about 6 guys and about 6 girls there. The door has been moved slightly down the street. All the servers are wearing masks and faceshields. I was excited to learn that they were still in business. After they patted me down and checked my bag, I washed my shoes and put some santizer on my hands. A waiter ushered me into the main room after spraying my hands with something.
This is the shitty part. The entire stage is surrounded in plastic about 6 feet high from the floor of the stage. Much like a dismemberment scene out of Dexter. I could see a girl dancing on stage through the plastic, but the plastic definitely is not clear enough. The details of the girl are hard to make out. Anyways, for anyone who goes there to watch the girls dance. The view sucks and there will be no contact with the girl on stage.
The girls on the floor did not wear masks. So, maybe the place still has value for some. But for me, I'm disappointed.
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11-21-20 00:36 #8756
Posts: 16002Originally Posted by Voyajer1 [View Original Post]
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11-21-20 00:09 #8755
Posts: 119Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
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11-20-20 23:33 #8754
Posts: 545Why beat around the Bush? Just say it!
Wash Your Ass! It ain't that hard fellas. Washcloth and soap will do the trick.
Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
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11-20-20 22:22 #8753
Posts: 300Clean your butt hole too.
Originally Posted by Kazeu [View Original Post]
If you use proper hygiene and smell good in the butt hole area the girls will want to use their tongue to lightly caress your butt hole. Some men enjoy it. Even some men who are not gay enjoy it. I have heard of a man who gets his wife to stimulate his butt hole with her battery operated vibrator, and he is heterosexual, from what I know.
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11-20-20 17:33 #8752
Posts: 516Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
2. Who said they wanted to do 69? I didn't say 69, nor did I said I wanted to have a fart in my face.
3. I may stink, but I doubt it. I've never had a girlfriend tell my I stink, EVER. I've been told I get sweaty sure. But never that I smell, unless I've eaten something funny.
When it comes to assholes, I'm aware shit smells bad. I'm sure my asshole smells pretty bad too, but I try to keep it clean and I'm also not putting my ass in the girls face. Doggie style is pretty common, is it really that much to ask that a prepago with her own place and a shower just wash up and clean her asshole before a client arrives? I find that a simple shower where you wash your asshole as you normally do when you shower is just fine. No bath tub need. I'm not going anal here. We're not go mining the crevices for diamonds or anything.
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11-20-20 10:40 #8751
Posts: 707Stinky pussy
Originally Posted by Sangnyc21 [View Original Post]
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11-20-20 04:19 #8750
Posts: 5496Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
Point 2. I doubt if any woman in Colombia will confuse 69 with "quiero oler tus pedos. " They understand 69.
Point 3. If you find a cheap hooker in Colombia who has a bathtub, marry her immediately. You can sell her unicorn for billions.
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11-19-20 21:26 #8749
Posts: 300Smelly butt is a consequence of taking quick showers and not using a bathtub any more
Originally Posted by Kazeu [View Original Post]
Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.
Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.