Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Sawassdee]

One of my Navy buddies taught me something like that our freshman year in college. We were in the parking lot at a club talking to these chicks. We exchanged numbers. When we were about to leave he kissed his girl in the mouth. He said women know from the minute they meet you if they are going to fuck you or not. Since then when a new chick comes over or I meet up with a chick, the first thing I do is try to kiss her in the mouth. Not with tongue, just closed mouth. He was pretty spot on.

*Something that I learned from another Navy buddy was that all chicks that smoke suck dick...

All the above is true. I learned it in The Military myself. I like to kiss that shit made me quit fucking with chicks that smoke. LOLOL.

[Sawassdee]

What is your advice regarding the best method to wash the pepper spray from your eyes?

Never had to. But I can tell you this shit works like gangbusters. Used for decades. Nothing immoral or distasteful in it. Just fast tracking both parties desires. Try it. Mongering does include sex with many regular girls too.

[Mr Enternational]

When she arrives open the door and welcome her in and close the door. Immediately (grab her ASS literally) pull her in close and give her a deep kiss with tongue

(** Girls who are fine with your brand of Hello, at the door are fucking within the hour..

One of my Navy buddies taught me something like that our freshman year in college. We were in the parking lot at a club talking to these chicks. We exchanged numbers. When we were about to leave he kissed his girl in the mouth. He said women know from the minute they meet you if they are going to fuck you or not. Since then when a new chick comes over or I meet up with a chick, the first thing I do is try to kiss her in the mouth. Not with tongue, just closed mouth. He was pretty spot on.

*Something that I learned from another Navy buddy was that all chicks that smoke suck dick...

[Bunky]

When she arrives, open the door and welcome her in and close the door. Immediately grab her ASS literally, pull her in close and give her a deep kiss with tongue before ushering her over to the couch. This sets the tone for the evening.

What is your advice regarding the best method to wash the pepper spray from your eyes?

[Sawassdee]

I had not been doing the dating non-pros in the US thing for many many years. However, when I got home from my shortened (from 3 months to 2 months) Germany trip in March and with no future travel in sight I decided to give the non-pro scene a go. I got in touch with this 30 something good looking babe who I had not completely lost contact with. She had been showing me interest for years but I made no move not wanting to interfere with my mongering trips. We went out for lunch a couple times. Then she came over to my place, we watched a movie but she brushed off my advances. A second visit ended with the same result, no action for rufus. I then said fuck that, I'm too old for that shit. I blocked her from whatsapp and went back to my hookers.

I really like the intimate connection and GFE of regular girls. But got really tired of dealing with their dumb shit too. So over the decades I have established an extremely high chance of sex with them within 1st hour of the 1st meet up thru great study of past successful and less successful encounters.

My Findings:

If she comes over to my place at NIGHT AS our 1st meet after exchanging numbers, 98% chance of sex within the hour of her arrival. *Out of that remaining 2% some may be on their period and or may be heavy bleeders and won't go all the way (but may give bbj) and the remainder are playing games. *.

If she requires drinks, a meal, or a quick public meetup and then possibly over to your place at a LATER DATE BEFORE SEX, she is wasting your time. Their may be sex with up to 40% of the chicks you treat out within 5 dates. *Hence I' ve learned to avoid girls who require wining and dining before sex.

And I swear by these KEY must do's that ensure a very high chance of sex quick at your place:

After getting her digits. TEXT her within the 1st day and no later than the 2nd day and let her know you work crazy hours (whatever excuse), but you want to see her and set the invitation for her to come to your spot. *(Do not call and have a conversation. Nor text back and forth all day. That shit lowers your chances of immediate sex.).

When she arrives open the door and welcome her in and close the door. Immediately (grab her ASS literally) pull her in close and give her a deep kiss with tongue before ushering her over to the couch. * It sets the tone for the evening and will also let you know if she falls into that 2% if she makes it slightly awkward.

(** Girls who are fine with your brand of Hello, at the door are fucking within the hour. The 2% ugghhh get two trys of attempting sex with her within 45 minutes 1st night. If no go withdraw coolly and within 20 minutes tell them you are tired and have a long day the next day. Tell them goodnight as you send them home and call your backup chick or pro.

I surmised they want the same thing we do but get in their own way, so our job is to lower the amount of time they think before acting. And trust if she is going home alone after you feed her she is calling Tyrone or Chad or Sawassdee LOLOLOL to come over and finish the job or at worst rubbing one out by herself.

[Houston Player]

Transferwise didn't work for her getting money out of Thailand. She used Western Union. Lost about 0.5% on exchange rates but if Danny is truly concerned about losing his 800k baht that's a VERY small price to pay. Doesn't this invalidate his OA Retirement Visa though?

I think DannyDuck like always is just fuckin with us, but all he has to do is make a single transaction (small deposit or transfer a small amount to a friend) once a year to keep the account active. If he wants to transfer the money out of Thailand that is no problem but like you suggest depending on which visa he has it could become an issue to renew.

[RedMau5]

So you're happy for people to tell you how wonderful your "relationship" is but you throw a little hissy fit when they tell you something you don't want to hear?

If you think it's nobody else's business why on earth are you spending weeks (months?) relaying this long, tedious tale of yours on a public forum?

Awhile back there was a discussion about "narcism" amongst the bar girls and how they live their lives. I think another member mentioned it was more like "borderline personality disorder. " I Googled it. And it seems to me, that BPD is probably more related to some the John's.

"Symptoms include emotional instability, feelings of worthlessness, insecurity, impulsivity, and impaired social relationships."

[RacShack]

So you're happy for people to tell you how wonderful your "relationship" is but you throw a little hissy fit when they tell you something you don't want to hear?

If you think it's nobody else's business why on earth are you spending weeks (months?) relaying this long, tedious tale of yours on a public forum?

I gave my opinion similar to yours (a bit harsh) but so be it, I spoke my mind and they did not want to here it so I got a infraction of some sort! Enough is enough, I also said if a certain well known member actually did not back him up, at this point in time I would not believe the whole story similar to a wind up! Am I entitled to my opinion.

[Whoreman]

I think it would be more productive for this forum if, rather than saying "It matters" followed by snarky comments of disdain and disgust, to finally tell us WHY it matters and WHY it makes you cringe and WHY you feel it is any business of yours.

I have said a number of times that there are three big unalterable things than can ruin this relationship I have / had; those being cultural differences, language problems and age. But you do not know Secret or her reasons for carrying on with me. You may think you know, but you barely have a clue. All you know is what I have written here, colored by your own obvious prejudices and biases, yet you dare to tell me that our relationship has caused you to cringe and compel you to resort to personal attacks and insults.

So you're happy for people to tell you how wonderful your "relationship" is but you throw a little hissy fit when they tell you something you don't want to hear?

If you think it's nobody else's business why on earth are you spending weeks (months?) relaying this long, tedious tale of yours on a public forum?

[Danny Duck]

So Hawk is an Octogenarian. Technically he could be 89 but not less than 80.

See what I mean by age matters. LOL.

Any comments by those who took him seriously are very welcomed.

[Danny Duck]

I love to look movies with your JAV Star Emi Fukada! But my 2 favorites JAV Stars from Japan are Ayaka Tomoda and Yua Mikami. I met them both during a convention in Taipei and Tokyo.

It's just a pity these JAV Stars don't do escort!

My favorite Ayu Sakurai has come out with some 2020 released videos. So sad she doesn't have it anymore. Like a sports star past his Prime kind of thing.

[Member #4667]

I know he did. If I remember correctly he is way past minimum qualification for social security.

It matters.

If he is middle age it's even more cringe. A Thai barmaid with a kid and old mother to support? Come on man.

At least with the Real Elders one can give them a pass. They are just old and Playing.

Sure would be nice to see this in action though. It is so against anything I, as a gentleman, am accustomed to even considering, but the more I express the difficulty of doing that here the more pathetic I sound. So I, an octogenarian, just walk up to a table of lovelies, take the hard of one I like, and say "come with me"? I remember Haven, I think, describing you doing this, but it just sounds so unbelievable, though I know it is true. Maybe in November I will have to lay back a drink or two to be able to give that a try, haha.

What do they say about old dogs new tricks.

[Danny Duck]

How are you allowed to go to Thailand?

Latest is they allow you to enter if you come on a Private Yacht.

[FL Hawk]

I recall Hawk being over 70. Makes the the thing utterly Goofy-estorious. Age matters in these things.

Your recollection is incorrect. But I ask, why do you continue to make age an issue when it is no one's concern but Secret's and my own? Feel free to point out the risk factors, of course, as that is part of the story. But snarky comments based on conjecture and preconceived images would not seem helpful.

[Danny Duck]

Well the OP can play it anyway he wants. If he wants to play the part of the conned, taken for a ride boyfriend that is fine with me. What I objected to and found distasteful in his storytelling was the way he continually assumed the readers were as nave as he was. That we did not see the end coming from the very beginning. That is why I only lightly skimmed his subsequent chapters.

This tale should stand as another example in a long list of examples of how not to act with P4P girls and what not to put up with. Again, a punter can do what he wants, but when he starts believing the GFE fantasy is real and allows himself to fall for the con, whatever form the con takes, he inadvertently sets into motion the end of that very relationship that he sought to hold onto.

I have a very simple rule: If a favorite, repeat girl asks me to send money for whatever reason, I simply tell her I cannot and that is that. Then I deduct a point from her scorecard. If I were ever have to deduct 3 points in total, the liaison is over. That said, most of my favorite girls never ask for Western Union. But a few do. Then Corona changed everything, and most, but not all of my repeat favorites asked for money. I sent each girl who asked a little bit ($150) with no points deducted, ha ha, and told them it was a one-time thing. They all accepted the gift gratefully and never asked for more money. I am still in touch with them all and I hope to see them again as soon as possible.

I recall Hawk being over 70. Makes the the thing utterly Goofy-estorious. Age matters in these things.