Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

https://www.thaienquirer.com/22198/b...-combat-covid/

Some places will have to close I guess.

[Shirt]

I pity the monger on his first trip to Thailand who dont know where to look, just completed his 14 day quarantine and is due to leave on the 5th.

I won't name any names of shops in Sukhumvit (don't want to draw any negative attention from the police). I haven't really researched who's closed or not, but I know at least one shop that has a few girls available, even though their doors are closed. Just add the shops on LINE and ask if they take incall customers.

I can name a few kapoo shops that are still open though. Since the police doesn't give a damn about them at all. Service at these places are for the most part crap as their girls are spoiled by Thai customers.

Penthouse Spa on Ekkamai Soi 11 should still be open as they have some big shot Thai owner the police can't touch.

Fruity Spa around Lad Prao should be open, they didn't give a damn about the lockdown last time, and it doesn't look like they care this time either.

USB Spa near Central Bangna is still open as of today.

[Turgid]

I wouldn't worry. They're going to open again on the 5th. And there's still plenty of shops still open if you know where to look.

I pity the monger on his first trip to Thailand who don´t know where to look, just completed his 14 day quarantine and is due to leave on the 5th.

[NicFrenchy]

there's still plenty of shops still open if you know where to look.

Do tell. I'm not quite certain where to look.

[Shirt]

Very bad news for a monger on a plane right now heading to Bangkok.

I wouldn't worry. They're going to open again on the 5th. And there's still plenty of shops still open if you know where to look.

[Turgid]

The BMA has ordered Bangkok massage parlors closed?

Very bad news for a monger on a plane right now heading to Bangkok.

[HoofHearted]

The only girl that could give you expert massage and great sex was RIN but she's out the game and must be 60 by now. Not even sure her shop in 22 (Hana) is still open.

As of a couple of weeks ago, Hana was still open.

[NicFrenchy]

The BMA has ordered Bangkok massage parlors closed?

Yes.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...osures-in-city

[TConor]

The BMA has ordered Bangkok massage parlors closed?

[Turgid]

Rin at Hana was famous for her ball massage.....

There's a saying ¨Never get a girl angry while she's giving you a balls massage¨.

[Allover]

This is a very rare thing to find in Bangkok. The only girl that could give you expert massage and great sex was RIN but she's out the game and must be 60 by now. Not even sure her shop in 22 (Hana) is still open.

Rin at Hana was famous for her ball massage if I recall. I intended to visit her but I never got around to it. If I can ever get back to BKK I'll try to find someone that is skilled at that. Surely Rin showed others how to do it. I may have read about her from one of your older reports. Thanks for the contributions and welcome back.

[NicFrenchy]

What I'm seeking is a very high quality combo oil and Thai massage (southern style by foot), followed by skillful sex with some variety, unscripted eroticism, and understanding of how to expand orgasmic pleasure. And ideally she's young and very attractive. And let's assume this is for later in the year, when things start to go back to normal.

This is a very rare thing to find in Bangkok. The only girl that could give you expert massage and great sex was RIN but she's out the game and must be 60 by now. Not even sure her shop in 22 (Hana) is still open.

Most of what you get usually are the washed up oilies where younger / prettier girls are unskilled at both the massage and the sex part.

Also, let us know how long you've been in Bangkok and how extensive your experiences are. I usually work in SE Asia a lot, but I'm stuck in the US like everyone else. I really miss traveling.

My credentials are in my many reports (granted they're pretty old by now). Been in Thailand working since 2004 and traveling often in SEA as well.

[Tommylove]

Hey Nic,

I'the love to get your advice on shops / girls.

Here are my tastes:
- if I want to be pampered, I head to the soapies, usually to Poseidon or Nataree.
- if I want to get a testicle or prostate massage, I head to Analisa.
- if I want to do a threesome, I head to Eden Club or Devil's Den.
- if I want to drink and take home a bargirl, I head to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy.
- if I want to feel romantic, I date a college girl.
- if I want a quick bareback blowjob, I go to Lolita's.

What I'm seeking is a very high quality combo oil and Thai massage (southern style by foot), followed by skillful sex with some variety, unscripted eroticism, and understanding of how to expand orgasmic pleasure. And ideally she's young and very attractive. And let's assume this is for later in the year, when things start to go back to normal.

Also, let us know how long you've been in Bangkok and how extensive your experiences are. I usually work in SE Asia a lot, but I'm stuck in the US like everyone else. I really miss traveling.

Thanks for your suggestions!

First of all, there is no way to help you unless you are specific about what it is you are looking for in a massage parlor?

There are a lot of different types of MPs here. Oilies with tip included upfront, Oilies without tip included so you can negotiate depending on the mood, Soapies, small shops that look legit, branded legit shops, Oilies that offer multiple shots.

Second, there is no way to tell what is "the best" because we all like different things, and one girl can do one thing to a customer that she won't do to the next. Tell us what your tastes are and we can point you to a shop / girl that will be able to provide it.

[Mens2]

Bros,

Does anyone know if Mango is still open, or any of those MP's down that street? That's one of my favorite hangouts.

Yeah, open.

But minimal staff.

Even EZ next door only had a few.

[InformalMan]

Bros,

Does anyone know if Mango is still open, or any of those MP's down that street? That's one of my favorite hangouts.