General Reports

[BigButtDetecto]

Drove to Tijuana, left OC at noon Sunday after Christmas with a veteran and a brand-new noob. The noob just found this site, delighted by the bros' reports of sexy fun with hot girls in Tijuana and immediately wanted to go.

Fwy 5 was empty; took us 1:15 to arrive at the border. Crossed over Mexico's El Chaparral with no one checking papers or delay. Customs was checking a few pick up trucks loaded with second-hand goods. Drove through downtown Tijuana, Policia presence was very low, arrived at HK's valet parking within 5 minutes, handed valets the car key for HK VIP's free parking. Valet guys all know my car and the guys I usually go with. They are always happy to see us. The sun was shining, air was dry and cool, a perfect day to monger.

First stop we hit a seafood place on Constitucion for some raw oyster before drinking and flirting with the girls. Their oyster here are huge, fresh and tasty, much better than what we can find in US, 50 cents a piece, delicious with hot sauce and cold beers.

We walked around the alley to orientate the new bro but did not see too many hot street girls. Most girls go home for year-end holidays. Went to HK around 3 PM. There were a few security guys standing in front. Walked up the narrow stairs to hotel's Cascada reception on 2nd floor and took the elevator to HK's speakeasy on 7th floor. HK took our hints and got rid of the couch in the hallway where girls slouch and look old, tired. There were about 20 girls standing in the hall way and a few lap dancing in the booths.

We were waking around checking out the girls. I found spinner Carolina with mask on her face, tight body in a nice dress, leaning against the wall, came over, gave her a propina in her boobs, asked her name, took down her mask to see her face. She was nice and pleasant. I have seen her in HK before, not the prettiest girl in the club but her body was very nice, tight, beautiful, probably the hottest girl in the club that afternoon.

We sat in a booth and ordered beers. I pointed to Carolina and suggested the noob check her out. The noob speaks zero Spanish. He came over talking to her, came back shaking his head saying she said "no" to going upstairs. I was in disbelief, told him it must have been a miscommunication; all girls in the club want to go to the hotel, that is their biggest income. The bro was kind of shy and did not want to make the move. Carolina wanted him and was following us around, standing in front of him to show her availability. I urged him again to buy her a drink and talk to her. He took her to a booth for a drink and talk. Within only a few minutes he worked out a deal and took her to the hotel. He came back down raving about her nice, clean, beautiful spinner body, DFKs, FS. He did very well for his first strip. I am waiting for his details on Carolina.

The other bro has a favorite HK girl who gave him long passionate BB sessions. He was trying to arrange a long session with her but she was still at home getting ready to go to work in HK at 5, but he speaks no Spanish and his phone did not work inside the club. I had to use my phone with Google Translate to try to arrange for them to meet at hotel Leyva, where all night room costs $25 vs $75 in Cascada. But she was scheduled to go to work in HK within 1 hour, so that plan with cheap Leyva's room was scrapped. He tried to get a discount Cascada's room for a few hours, but Cascada was firm with $75 for 2, 3 hours or partial day.

About 5 PM we left HK to check out other bars. Tropical had only a few unattractive girls. Chicago Club was giving out a free Tequila shot at the door but the few girls were old and chunky. I gave the stripper a propina for her entertainment. La Caretta had 2 for 1 beers but only a few local brands, not the Bohemia we like, and a few women were really old and chunky, so we left. We stopped at Al Capone restaurant for its delicious beef soup meal, Caldo de Rez, $3.50 each.

Went in Adelita new club on 3rd floor, sat at a booth next to the strip stage, drank a few beers and watched a hot stripper. The vet invited a hot spinner in a short plaid school girl skirt for a drink. She was all over him, lying on top, squeezing, kissing, groping, pulling up her skirt, rubbing her pussy with no panties in full view of the whole bar. The guy got a very high mileage for that ficha.

The noob found a very beautiful girl with straight, shiny blonde hair cut in short bangs, pretty face, very feminine, lanky body with soft, smooth, sensuous, sexy shapes and curves with light soft skin. Man, she looked beautiful, feminine, and sexier than any model I have seen. He wanted her but she was doing lap dances for a guy at the next table. We were watching her and waited for her to finish with the guy but eventually we had to leave to check on the other bro to go home. Out on the street I could see the pain in his face, missing that beautiful girl, so I urged him to go back to get her phone number. He was hesitant. I told him if she was busy, just excuse himself and ask for her phone. The girls are there to hook guys and are always open to the next deals. He came back in, found her, got a lap dance with DFKs, her tel and a promise to hook up in the next trip. She said he looked like soccer star Bernardo and she liked him a lot. That girl looked so sweet, beautiful, feminine, lovable, worth pursuing. Damn. This noob did very well in his first trip.

The other bro eventually hooked up with his favorite HK girl in Cascada. He dragged out his session and made us wait past planned return time and his phone had no data for text in Mexico. It was not cool. The bros have to manage their time, and be on time for the return. If a guy keeps making others wait, he may be left in Tijuana and taken off the car pool.

Freeway was wide open on the drive back. The noob could not wait to come back to bag the hot blonde with straight, silky, blonde bangs. We already planned to go again Friday Jan 1st 2 PM and stay until midnight to bag a few hot girls. The noob claims he's wide alert late at night so he can drive back and make sure we come home safe without breaking anything.

Great report. A full length pic of the girl would help.

[Captain Solo]

HK and Tropical shuttles are not running.

HK valet parking guys are working.

[Watnow78]

Has any of you experienced a hard time crossing the border into Mexico? I asked is because a buddy and I went in the beginning of November and they had pulled us into beside room and asked us a bunch of questions as to what we're doing in Mexico, why are we going into Mexico.

At first they were telling us that we are not allowed to cross the border unless we have a legitimate reason, my buddy did have a dental appointment the next day. They asked to see proof of the appointment which he didn't have so we told the guy interviewing us, to call the dental office and confirm. He didn't want to do so and finally let us cross after 20 minutes questioning. Has anybody experienced this?

I was thinking of going back in a week or two but I'm concerned that they're going to hassle us again.

[Rainman306]

I've heard different things from different people.

Can anyone comment if HK's shuttle service is or is not currently operating?

[ClamSlammer]

Ticuan does have an onsite masseuse. Legit. But a stellar massage from a few very attractive masseuse options. I believe they close around 7 or 8. I'd check with them in advance. Last time I was there, the gym was closed because of Covid but they said the spa was still operating. If I recall, it'll set you back $60. No happy endings. LOL but a very good massage.

The front desk will set it up for you. You have to take the unused elevator, the one closest to the door, to the 4th floor. The "normal" elevator does not go there.

100%, Clammy? LMAO.

DaydreamerCrist,

Did I write "there is none" or "I'm not aware. " Your wrong again, as usual. Pathetic attempt to prove me wrong, again, for the first time ever. I'm still at 100% and will always be at 100% because unlike you, I don't post my Daydreams as reality.

[Dcrist0527]

Ticuan is walkable to the Zona, about a mile. I wouldn't really do it late night though, especially when an Uber costs only $1.75 usd. It's not worth the risk, especially with the policia shakedowns. I'm not aware of Ticuan offering onsite massage. I'm not aware of any spa-type facility they have on site. Perhaps they have a masseuses on-call for in-room service. The chances of getting a Zona chica that you don't have a history with, to go to Ticuan during her shift is practically 0%. Many bar chicas will go after their shift for the right price.

Ticuan does have an onsite masseuse. Legit. But a stellar massage from a few very attractive masseuse options. I believe they close around 7 or 8. I'd check with them in advance. Last time I was there, the gym was closed because of Covid but they said the spa was still operating. If I recall, it'll set you back $60. No happy endings. LOL but a very good massage.

The front desk will set it up for you. You have to take the unused elevator, the one closest to the door, to the 4th floor. The "normal" elevator does not go there.

100%, Clammy? LMAO.

[Captain Solo]

Artiste,

Don't forget to mention some guys prefer to do 20 street girls or 30 street walkers for his $300 in Tijuana.

At the end of the night, there may not be any skin left on his tiny dick hehe.

[Captain Solo]

Drove to Tijuana, left OC at noon Sunday after Christmas with a veteran and a brand-new noob. The noob just found this site, delighted by the bros' reports of sexy fun with hot girls in Tijuana and immediately wanted to go.

Fwy 5 was empty; took us 1:15 to arrive at the border. Crossed over Mexico's El Chaparral with no one checking papers or delay. Customs was checking a few pick up trucks loaded with second-hand goods. Drove through downtown Tijuana, Policia presence was very low, arrived at HK's valet parking within 5 minutes, handed valets the car key for HK VIP's free parking. Valet guys all know my car and the guys I usually go with. They are always happy to see us. The sun was shining, air was dry and cool, a perfect day to monger.

First stop we hit a seafood place on Constitucion for some raw oyster before drinking and flirting with the girls. Their oyster here are huge, fresh and tasty, much better than what we can find in US, 50 cents a piece, delicious with hot sauce and cold beers.

We walked around the alley to orientate the new bro but did not see too many hot street girls. Most girls go home for year-end holidays. Went to HK around 3 PM. There were a few security guys standing in front. Walked up the narrow stairs to hotel's Cascada reception on 2nd floor and took the elevator to HK's speakeasy on 7th floor. HK took our hints and got rid of the couch in the hallway where girls slouch and look old, tired. There were about 20 girls standing in the hall way and a few lap dancing in the booths.

We were waking around checking out the girls. I found spinner Carolina with mask on her face, tight body in a nice dress, leaning against the wall, came over, gave her a propina in her boobs, asked her name, took down her mask to see her face. She was nice and pleasant. I have seen her in HK before, not the prettiest girl in the club but her body was very nice, tight, beautiful, probably the hottest girl in the club that afternoon.

We sat in a booth and ordered beers. I pointed to Carolina and suggested the noob check her out. The noob speaks zero Spanish. He came over talking to her, came back shaking his head saying she said "no" to going upstairs. I was in disbelief, told him it must have been a miscommunication; all girls in the club want to go to the hotel, that is their biggest income. The bro was kind of shy and did not want to make the move. Carolina wanted him and was following us around, standing in front of him to show her availability. I urged him again to buy her a drink and talk to her. He took her to a booth for a drink and talk. Within only a few minutes he worked out a deal and took her to the hotel. He came back down raving about her nice, clean, beautiful spinner body, DFKs, FS. He did very well for his first strip. I am waiting for his details on Carolina.

The other bro has a favorite HK girl who gave him long passionate BB sessions. He was trying to arrange a long session with her but she was still at home getting ready to go to work in HK at 5, but he speaks no Spanish and his phone did not work inside the club. I had to use my phone with Google Translate to try to arrange for them to meet at hotel Leyva, where all night room costs $25 vs $75 in Cascada. But she was scheduled to go to work in HK within 1 hour, so that plan with cheap Leyva's room was scrapped. He tried to get a discount Cascada's room for a few hours, but Cascada was firm with $75 for 2, 3 hours or partial day.

About 5 PM we left HK to check out other bars. Tropical had only a few unattractive girls. Chicago Club was giving out a free Tequila shot at the door but the few girls were old and chunky. I gave the stripper a propina for her entertainment. La Caretta had 2 for 1 beers but only a few local brands, not the Bohemia we like, and a few women were really old and chunky, so we left. We stopped at Al Capone restaurant for its delicious beef soup meal, Caldo de Rez, $3.50 each.

Went in Adelita new club on 3rd floor, sat at a booth next to the strip stage, drank a few beers and watched a hot stripper. The vet invited a hot spinner in a short plaid school girl skirt for a drink. She was all over him, lying on top, squeezing, kissing, groping, pulling up her skirt, rubbing her pussy with no panties in full view of the whole bar. The guy got a very high mileage for that ficha.

The noob found a very beautiful girl with straight, shiny blonde hair cut in short bangs, pretty face, very feminine, lanky body with soft, smooth, sensuous, sexy shapes and curves with light soft skin. Man, she looked beautiful, feminine, and sexier than any model I have seen. He wanted her but she was doing lap dances for a guy at the next table. We were watching her and waited for her to finish with the guy but eventually we had to leave to check on the other bro to go home. Out on the street I could see the pain in his face, missing that beautiful girl, so I urged him to go back to get her phone number. He was hesitant. I told him if she was busy, just excuse himself and ask for her phone. The girls are there to hook guys and are always open to the next deals. He came back in, found her, got a lap dance with DFKs, her tel and a promise to hook up in the next trip. She said he looked like soccer star Bernardo and she liked him a lot. That girl looked so sweet, beautiful, feminine, lovable, worth pursuing. Damn. This noob did very well in his first trip.

The other bro eventually hooked up with his favorite HK girl in Cascada. He dragged out his session and made us wait past planned return time and his phone had no data for text in Mexico. It was not cool. The bros have to manage their time, and be on time for the return. If a guy keeps making others wait, he may be left in Tijuana and taken off the car pool.

Freeway was wide open on the drive back. The noob could not wait to come back to bag the hot blonde with straight, silky, blonde bangs. We already planned to go again Friday Jan 1st 2 PM and stay until midnight to bag a few hot girls. The noob claims he's wide alert late at night so he can drive back and make sure we come home safe without breaking anything.

[Artisttyp]

Gents, I am thinking of planning a trip to Tijuana in January. My first time in decades.

I would like to stay in Hotel Ticuan for 3 nights. Probably will use st and LT girls in the hotel room. I am not sure how far the hotel is from the zona. Will zona girls travel to the hotel? I am looking for girls 8+.

Also the hotel states they have onsite massage. Any one had any experience with the hotel massage?

Any helpful information would be appreciated. My girl budget is $300 a day.

For $300 you could do 1 Escort 1 Bar Girl and 1 or 2 SG's per day.

Have Fun.

[ClamSlammer]

Gents, I am thinking of planning a trip to Tijuana in January. My first time in decades.

I would like to stay in Hotel Ticuan for 3 nights. Probably will use st and LT girls in the hotel room. I am not sure how far the hotel is from the zona. Will zona girls travel to the hotel? I am looking for girls 8+.

Also the hotel states they have onsite massage. Any one had any experience with the hotel massage?

Any helpful information would be appreciated. My girl budget is $300 a day.

Ticuan is walkable to the Zona, about a mile. I wouldn't really do it late night though, especially when an Uber costs only $1.75 usd. It's not worth the risk, especially with the policia shakedowns. I'm not aware of Ticuan offering onsite massage. I'm not aware of any spa-type facility they have on site. Perhaps they have a masseuses on-call for in-room service. The chances of getting a Zona chica that you don't have a history with, to go to Ticuan during her shift is practically 0%. Many bar chicas will go after their shift for the right price.

[Dg8787]

Gents, I am thinking of planning a trip to Tijuana in January. My first time in decades.

I would like to stay in Hotel Ticuan for 3 nights. Probably will use st and LT girls in the hotel room. I am not sure how far the hotel is from the zona. Will zona girls travel to the hotel? I am looking for girls 8+.

Also the hotel states they have onsite massage. Any one had any experience with the hotel massage?

Any helpful information would be appreciated. My girl budget is $300 a day.

[LobElsewhere]

Nye in HK will be a wild party. The hot chicas will be there. The alcohol will be there. The dj music will be there. People will most definitely be partying and grooving in HK on new year's. A lot of chicas won't be around because they'll be celebrating at home with family, but there will still be more than enough chicas to have an awesome unforgettable time.

Thank you Jinxx; that is very reassuring. I have a few final questions:

1) Is there hot chicas to be had in HK in late afternoon? (around check in time to cascadas) I like to get there early to make the most out of the day.

2) Is HK now entirely on the 7th floor, or does it move there at a certain time? Is this the "cramped hallway" people are speaking of?

3) Is there a way to cross the border (Ped east, walking) without having to pay $30? Could I just say I have a Dr. S appointment? I don't drive in Tijuana.

4) Also is HK still accepting the coupons on their website?

Thank you for all your help.

[Jinxx]

Is it worth it to go to Zona this new years eve? I see some have said that it is likely many girls will not work; is this true? I haven't been to Tijuana since before covid, before I used to go and mainly hang out at Hong Kong because I like to get a room for the night and like to be able to mingle with lots of girls and be very choosy.

I understand all the chicas are on the 7th floor of HK; is it still a fun atmosphere? I do want to hang out and party a bit. Are all rooms at Cascadas noisy now with the change? Should I consider staying at a different hotel and going to a different club for a better atmosphere and better chicas? Thanks for the help.

Nye in HK will be a wild party. The hot chicas will be there. The alcohol will be there. The dj music will be there. People will most definitely be partying and grooving in HK on new year's. A lot of chicas won't be around because they'll be celebrating at home with family, but there will still be more than enough chicas to have an awesome unforgettable time.

[Captain Solo]

In previous years when HK had 100 girls working every weekend, about half of the girls would go home after Christmas and come back gradually after mid January. HK had fun and rowdy NYE count down parties with free drinks and cake, but most girls would spend New Year's eve with BFs or families; only younger, wild and hard-partying girls would work the year-end week.

Under CoVid this year bars and clubs are doing business underground with only about 25% girls working. Business is very slow; the hottest girls know they cannot make much money while risking CoVid, so they just stay home. HK still has 30- 40 girls at night on weekend. Even though the selection is not so hot, you will find a few glammy girls that match your taste and have fun.

Adellta has about 20 girls, most not as hot and glammy as HK's. However last Sunday my new wingmen had a very good time in Adelita. One girl was all over the guy on the couch, laying down on top of him, kissing, rubbing, pulling up her skirt, showing off and rubbing her hairy pussy in full view of the whole bar hehe. She was so frisky and horny in the bar the wingman got a BB session with her. The other wingman spotted a very beautiful blonde girl with her straight blonde hair in bangs, sexy, beautiful body with soft light skin. Her body has all the softest and sexiest curves and shapes worthy of any top model. He was bitten by her beauty and grace, but she was doing a lap dance for another guy. We left the club and the guy regretted not meeting her. I urged him to go back, excuse himself and get her tel for future hook up. He went back, got a lap dance with her and her tel with the promise to hook up in the next visit.

Based on previous years and the poor selection of girls this year, I figure this year's NYE scene would not be too much fun. But I may be wrong. We decided to go down for Friday Jan 1st and stay late at night so the new guys can meet the hottest girls.

[LobElsewhere]

Is it worth it to go to Zona this new years eve? I see some have said that it is likely many girls will not work; is this true? I haven't been to Tijuana since before covid, before I used to go and mainly hang out at Hong Kong because I like to get a room for the night and like to be able to mingle with lots of girls and be very choosy.

I understand all the chicas are on the 7th floor of HK; is it still a fun atmosphere? I do want to hang out and party a bit. Are all rooms at Cascadas noisy now with the change? Should I consider staying at a different hotel and going to a different club for a better atmosphere and better chicas? Thanks for the help.