Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

OK, here's my patrol report with my best wingman yet.

I will use the numbering from the previous Barra patrol, which is reference below:

We went first to checkpoint 1 where we started, ie Transamerica.

Next we went to checkpoint 4 and 7, which is Perola Negra boate. It is simply the best boate in Brazil. OK, every man with a penis and fingers loves to debate this shit, but it just is. My wingman, mandingoblack agrees, though Vila Mimosa, which I call checkpoint 8 has better young girls, and of course at a better, lower price point (more on that below). At Perola Negra boate, I got several numbers, and some girls held out for doing a session first at the boate. I will actually go and and do that. Pricing is 250 reais for half hour. They also ask for a high caixina to give out a number in the club, like 50 reais instead of 20. I hate bargaining with young, stupid but stupidly hot women. So, we left and went to.

Checkpoint 9, which is Terma 31, address alcantra machado 31 in centro. We went up, popped our heads in quickly and there were 5 f'uglies, so we left. We didn't even pay the cover of 10 reais. I guess I am a familiar face, and I have taken several of my top girls out of the club.

Checkpoint 10 was the now not so secret terma, Clube 116, rua do concecaio 116. I got some numbers. We blew out of there in 30 minutes.

Checkpoint 8 is the infamous Villa Mimosa. We got several numbers there, including some super hot talent that my wingman had already done.

We patrolled North out of the entrance to the VM triangle. We walked several blocks, in part because there are a lot of super hot street walkers. Obviously they don't have to give up 50% of their price to the house working at VM. My best girls (Ana Foxxx, and Monique Jada Fire, are VM girls, and both have in common that they have lost their cell phones, which tells you how violent this part of town is.).

Checkpoint 11. We walked up as far as a hostel / sex motel, with again, lots of those street walkers out on the front, and using that location. I call that checkpoint 11, Rua Jose Eugenio 24. They have rooms there for 15 reais for the half hour and up.

I had a overnight with Nina Deponca last night, and I am pissed at her for smoking in my room, which of course gets passed on to me. I am on the verge of firing her. It has been a usual week of overnights for me with one on Monday, and then nina deponca on Tuesday. Today, Wednesday night / Thurs was my night off since I already fucked in the morning Wednesday, and I liked the pussy patrol with Mandingo black who is a awesome wingman.

All is well.

Reference.

1. So, today, LLT came over to checkpoint 1, IE, av gastao senges 395, where I chilled for the superspreader holiday event.

2. We ubered to Vila Mimosa, checkpoint 2. Nothing was happening. I got a number of a negra, but it was not a target worthy of a warshot.

3. We ubered to checkpoint 3, 4 x 4, IE, Buenos Aires 44, and sadly, our temple of the procession of the Lady of the fleshy clit was closed. We prayed and changed uber destination to checkpoint 1.

4. Along the ride we changed destination to checkpoint 4, IE, Olegario Maciel in Barra, which was hopping. Like the place to be. After some foot patrols, we settled in for a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, which is at the intersection of Olegario Maciel and the Atlantic Ocean. For those challenged by map reading, you don't deserve to get laid anyway. As we say, I can fix many things, I can't fix stupid. There we dined like Brazilians. I almost leaned over and got a number from a juicy morena target whose bunda beckoned, but she was with her mother and aunt, and we were not blues brothers enough to ask, "how much for the little girls" while on a "mission from god" (small G). We contemplated trying to sit down with a few juicy bundas but my wingman demurred, "they probably will ask 1000 reais each".

Local intel sources stated a real boate is on the Atlantic, to the East. That boate on further patrolling is "Perola Negra" which is a house at _ 400. (forgot the name of the street that is avenida Atlantica in Barra).

5. Then we ubered over to checkpoint 5, IE, Praia dos amadores. I got two negra numbers there. One -- the first -- was a mother with her little kid. My wingman, being ruthless, said, "get her number" like that scene from animal house, the devil on the shoulder saying "fuck her" . She has a very nice little negra bundinha (which I prefer to a bundao). Her friend has big negra seios. Numbers were gained. We then patrolled around praia do amadores. This is a good spot, and within an easy stroll of Ibis.

6. Then we ubered back to Transamerica, checkpoint 1. Then we ubered to Checkpoint 6, a boate indicated on google maps by the name of panteras dos recreio. It is in a vila mimosa ish area just inland from Posto 12. Wingman and I entered the apartment building and went to the room (109) and there was no answer. There was a room on the 4th floor with the usual colors of a boate visible from the street. Wingman was not in favor of going up to the 5th floor, so I agreed to head back to the street, and patrol to Posto 12. The hopping bar there is the package store / ice (gelo) store on the corner. We spoke to some obvious garota de programas on the street, but my wingman not wanting to ask for numbers from certain targets, we refrained, then ubered back to.

7. Checkpoint 7, paris cafe, which was closed, so we ubered to.

Checkpoint 4, where we foot patrolled to perola negra boate, which was also closed. From there I ubered back to checkpoint 1, and wingman ubered to Copacabana.

As expected during the holidays, most mongering sites are closed. Which is just as well. Fucking is just work. Have some sympathy, have some taste.

Haha.

A claro sim can be bought at a mall, like Gavea Shopping for 100 reais for 50 gb per month.

I've used this to supplement the bad internet at Transamerica.

So, today, LLT came over to checkpoint 1, ie, av gastao senges 395, where I chilled for the superspreader holiday event.

We ubered to Vila Mimosa, checkpoint 2. Nothing was happening. I got a number of a negra, but it was not a target worthy of a warshot.

We ubered to checkpoint 3, 4 x 4, IE, Buenos Aires 44, and sadly, our temple of the procession of the Lady of the fleshy clit was closed. We prayed and changed uber destination to checkpoint 1.

Along the ride we changed destination to checkpoint 4, IE, Olegario Maciel in Barra, which was hopping. Like the place to be. After some foot patrols, we settled in for a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, which is at the intersection of Olegario Maciel and the Atlantic Ocean.

[MongerHunger]

How could that even work? Some don't have landline phones.

True, I haven't had a land line in over 10 years. Anyone recently returned to the US from Brazil?

[MaxSquatter]

How could that even work? Some don't have landline phones.

My neighbors came back from Bangladesh last month and the CDC called them 3 times during the 2 week quarantine to make sure that they were home. I don't know what would have happened if they weren't home to answer the phone, but I wouldn't want to find out either.

[Vagabundo1]

If you are mongering at Vila Mimosa or the darkside (north of Av Getulio Vargas in centro), you need a love motel to go to (instead of the shit room at VM), you can go to Motel San Diego, which happens to be closest to the central transportation hub.

Biz card attached, so you can download it to your phone, and text it to your favorite Rihanna sex doll clone.

I like being a block from the beach, and so do the many who are at Transamerica.

It is not just the bar here, it is Av Gastao Senges 185 for lunch, dinner, and the stroll in between.

In the beginning there was karlamodels, and it was good. You could stay at Motel Malaga or Motel Barao do Flamengo, and the girls would stroll from their agency, Karlamodels or the other I forgot.

You can do the same at Transamerica.

You look for the girl on the sites..

[Kafka]

What are the best options in El Centro for a quick PCR test to be able to board a plane to go back to the US?

[Bravo]

Is anybody returning to the US from Brazil required to quarantine for 14 days? It's required by the CDC but is it enforced?

My neighbors came back from Bangladesh last month and the CDC called them 3 times during the 2 week quarantine to make sure that they were home. I don't know what would have happened if they weren't home to answer the phone, but I wouldn't want to find out either.

[Vagabundo1]

If you PM me, I will send you the number of my landlord.

I will post it here, but I am not sure if it will be deleted by our faithful moderator.

In airbnb or other similar just look for address av gastao senges 395, and Mediterraneo Flats or Transamerica.

Vagabundo might help you get in touch with some hosts. If not, there are many listings on Airbnb.

[MongerHunger]

Is anybody returning to the US from Brazil required to quarantine for 14 days? It's required by the CDC but is it enforced?

[Xpartan]

Has the most efficient and effective way of booking rooms in this place been discussed at any length here? Sorry if I missed something, but recollect a recommendation to not use agoda, hotels.com and such.

Vagabundo might help you get in touch with some hosts. If not, there are many listings on Airbnb.

[Xpartan]

Yikes! I had a massage at Monte Carlo once. The woman lightly rubbed oil on me then poured warm water on me. A Thanksgiving turkey gets a better rub down. Termas massage never again.

Stick to the tried and true when doing tourist stuff. Corcovado (the Christ statue) is a must in my opinion. Sugarloaf Mountain is fine, but if you choose one choose Corcovado. I like taking the old tram up to the old Santa Teresa neighborhood above Centro for lunch. Bring a date! She will be impressed. If I remember right, some restaurants have views. The now well-known Selaron Steps are in Santa Teresa. The Lapa Arches and the Modern Cathedral are all near where the Santa Teresa historic tram line begins.

Secondary recommendations: The modern Rio Cathedral, the Sambadrome, Niteroi Contemporary Art Museum (a bit far). If you like old cafes you can go to Confeitaria Colombo before hitting Termas 4 x4.

As other members are guiding, prime time at Termas seems to be from 5-6 pm to about 9-10 pm. Their bread and butter clientele (especially outside Copa and Ipanema) tend to be businessmen who drop by after work. They tell their wives and girlfriends they are going out with work colleagues. That is partially true because the locals tend to make termas a social thing with work buddies. They don't mind foreigners.

I would advise hitting up 4 x4 on a Friday evening. You know the girls will have Saturday and Sunday off as 4 x4 is closed.

Down to Santa Teresa, Niteroi and Confetaria Colombo. The Niemeyer-built Niteroi Museum is a sight to behold, although I loved it more from the outside, LOL. I would take a ferry to Niteroi, it's a joy on a good day.

I agree that Corcovado is more impressive than Sugarloaf, although the views from Sugarloaf are nothing short of spectacular, but it often gets cloudy. So I would go to Corcovado first. The workers will tell you if there are clouds, so you may want to go to Sugarloaf instead. And the interiors of the St. Benedict monastery are shouldn't be missed IMHO.

[Vagabundo1]

I like being a block from the beach, and so do the many who are at Transamerica.

It is not just the bar here, it is Av Gastao Senges 185 for lunch, dinner, and the stroll in between.

In the beginning there was karlamodels, and it was good. You could stay at Motel Malaga or Motel Barao do Flamengo, and the girls would stroll from their agency, Karlamodels or the other I forgot.

You can do the same at Transamerica.

You look for the girl on the sites.

barraviprio.com

Photoaccompantes.

And you go to their room or vice versa.

OK, I will concede it is probably better for first time Brazil trip persons to be in Zona Sul proper, but I am saying it is possible for the adventurous first timer to stay in Transamerica.

In any case, I have Nina Deponca over tonight.

I don't get anything for promoting Transamerica, I don't own stock or anything. And I was just taking a tip from safado69. I'm not getulio Vargas, just another gringo.

They're cleaning the pool, so hope springs eternal.

Mediterrneo Flat (formerly Transamerica) been discussed at length the last few weeks. It's a large building in Barra where you can book rooms for short or long stays. Many escorts live there. So when you are texting with them you might find them right in your building. Some escorts specifically mention their location in their ads. There's also the chance you might find something at the pool that strikes your fancy. I have no direct experience with TA, but I wouldn't simply hang around waiting for girls in the lobby or pool.

Vagabundo recommends it for first-timers. I still think the Copacabana / Ipanema corridor is best for Rio newbies. Most newbies seem to visit for a week or less. I want to walk to the beach and have dozens of restaurants around the corner. There are also easy to get to sex venues.

[MandingoBlack]

After January 26th, everyone (including American citizens) must have a negative Covid test in order to enter the USA. Does anyone know where in Rio, you can take a rapid test? (I think the results have to be under 72 hours). If you test positive, I assume you must be quarantined in Brazil until you test negative.

Testing positive is going to suck for people who can't work remotely and must cover room and board for 2-3 weeks. We won't even mention the torture of seeing hot girls every day and knowing that you can't indulge because you are supposed to be quarantined.

I have done mine at (https://www.richet.com.br/). I used them to do my PCR covid test last Saturday. If you choose the PCR GeneExpert, you should get your results after 24 hours. They are open Monday till Saturday. Contact them for a booking, it is better one week before as they are quickly fully booked.

PCR:

Private examination fee: are $340.00.

Result deadline: 3 working days.

PCR GeneExpert.

Private examination fee: are $420.00.

Result deadline: Next day after collection until 20:00 hs.

IgG / IgM serology:

Private examination fee: are $280.00.

Result deadline: up to 2 working days.

If you choose home collection, you will be subject to a home fee of are $50.00. There is no charge for scheduling in units.

[Fmc858]

Dude, if you're flying solo w/o a wingman and up for some cool touristy sightseeing, then I'd recommend perhaps considering hooking up with a chica (or two) that you like (and can trust to some degree), then checkout some of the "cidade maravilhosa" (the marvelous city), that is Rio, with them though their eyes, as well. If she's worth her salt as a "carioca" (native woman of Rio), she'll steer you clear of most tourist pitfalls and guide you to some gems.

Granted it works better with some spoken Portuguese, but most guys do just fine with Google Translate on their phones. Plus I find, that if the connection between us is enriched during our excursions, the sex afterwards is usually very very passionate. Anywho... Something to consider.

I like this idea. Definitely something I plan to arrange when I eventually make it to Rio. I was thinking that Tinder would be a good place to start but are you more so suggesting getting numbers from the girls at the termas or PA? Thanks!

[Golfinho]

After January 26th, everyone (including American citizens) must have a negative Covid test in order to enter the USA. Does anyone know where in Rio, you can take a rapid test? (I think the results have to be under 72 hours). If you test positive, I assume you must be quarantined in Brazil until you test negative.
Testing positive is going to suck for people who can't work remotely and must cover room and board for 2-3 weeks. We won't even mention the torture of seeing hot girls every day and knowing that you can't indulge because you are supposed to be quarantined.

Lots of places. There's one at Santos Dumont, one on Siquiero Campos near the metro, another on Avenida Nossa S Copacabana near Cassino Atlantico.

I would gladly stay the rest of the winter with the exchange rate being what it is, but changed my flight to get back in the USA on the 25th, just in case something ridiculous like a test result positive for covid, or some other more restrictive rule change gets put into play. By the way, United still has open seats in Polaris, but they're not likely to last much longer.

[Spidy]

... Will be doing more tourist stuff so any recommendations would be nice! Want to explore this beautiful city as well. SP really got me longing for some Sun and Beach.

Dude, if you're flying solo w/o a wingman and up for some cool touristy sightseeing, then I'd recommend perhaps considering hooking up with a chica (or two) that you like (and can trust to some degree), then checkout some of the "cidade maravilhosa" (the marvelous city), that is Rio, with them though their eyes, as well. If she's worth her salt as a "carioca" (native woman of Rio), she'll steer you clear of most tourist pitfalls and guide you to some gems.

Granted it works better with some spoken Portuguese, but most guys do just fine with Google Translate on their phones. Plus I find, that if the connection between us is enriched during our excursions, the sex afterwards is usually very very passionate. Anywho... Something to consider.