Rio de Janeiro Reports

[HelloIm]

Brazil is very fitness-minded. They have some very good (on average) fitness centers. MMA / fighting is in the DNA here, so combat training will be easy to find. Building dependent on gym facilities but most hotels have them and simple building gyms are not uncommon (upscale buildings should have something).

Thank you bro for the informative reply!

I was searching up Gym prices per month in Ecuador and it looks like it's $50 USD (gosh! Got an estimate of how much the gyms are per month on average in Rio?

Once again, thank you.

[Vagabundo1]

Below is a description of the novella which recalls the general.

In his rich world life he was a high ranking confidential operator.

We who knew him raise a toast and bang a girl, as his friends say he would have wanted, a wake.

Quincas Wateryell's double life, his wife and children prayed for him after he called them vipers and, without so much as a glance over his shoulder, walked out of his respectable middle-class home forever. And to think, such an obedient, meek husband and father, a former exemplary employee of the State Rent Board; the derelicts, tramps, hobos, gamblers and prostitutes in the squalid neighborhoods of his second life all loved him, their first and foremost shinning star of seedy bar and sailor skiff (Quincas' great-great grandfather was a captain and Quincas could feel the sea in his blood), through ten glorious years of carousing, marathon card games, rum drinking and thousands of debaucheries, their leader, Daddy, great pal and hero would spin his new life around a squalid flophouse where he would occasionally crash in his bare, dingy room furnished with sagging, moth-eaten COT; leader and pal, Daddy and hero (did I previously mention his roles? If so, it bears repeating), his arms always spread wide, embracing down-and-outers against all odds, his open heart, his warm smile, rum-fueled fire sparkling in his eyes. All this is noble, splendid, spirited, liberating and caused his family endless embarrassment and shame.

A friend recently wrote me saying how another world-renowned author from Brazil couldn't hold a candle to the storytelling of Jorge Amado. It's hard to argue with this statement since Jorge's nearly thirty novels, astonishing literary masterpieces loved by millions of readers, from intellectuals and esteemed critics to workers in the field, prove Jorge to be among the world's foremost storytelling giants.

And please do not underestimate this Jorge Amado novella under review – its less than one hundred pages contain more sheer energy, excitement and euphoria, joy and jubilance than an entire shelf of works many times its length penned by a good number of other authors.

The spirit of wild, intoxicated Dionysius has an undeniable presence on every single page. If you are not yet acquainted with the author, this little gem is the perfect place to imbibe some Jorge Amado storytelling splendor. Set your spirit free.

[Vagabundo1]

I am reading the English translation on google books!

Cheers to the general! Since you're into Brazilian books, you may enjoy "The Two Deaths of Quincas Wateryell" by the great Jorge Amado, as it resonates with your telling of the general's story.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo, a Heathen chaplain to the Brazilian Marine Corps (fuzileira naval) and Bombeiros / Grupo Maritimo, is sitting here in the command cabin of the HMS Transamerica, IE, the reality TV series Californication SOUTH (real name withheld until Copyrights).

My current pernoite is here, that would be Monique, for her asshole and pussy's similarity to the pornstar Monique, the best black porn star, the queen of all our negra negra negra worshipping temple's dreams.

I am paying her 300.

She might go to Buzios with me.

Vamos she says.

I have ordered her gelo (ice) and red bull to mix the Jameson's which is the equivalent of liquid hate, the hate of which I pour up her pussy three creampies so far.

I'm like a young Rick Springfield.

So, sun tomorrow (check your forecast gents).

Vamos no buzios.

Like that song by Buffett.

We prefer interracial porn.

I like anal foxxx with 5 white dicks in her.

She likes Lea Lexis with 5 black dicks in her.

The police girl will just have to wait. She's a Bolsonaro supporter, and more importantly, she likes a mini kukri, length 10 inches overall, with a slight forward tilt so it chops well, and with joker painted on the knife, which is great urban camo when you think of it.

I'd love to see police girl arrest one of my former chicas like surfgirl, who lives here in Transamerica. How hot would that be -- a threesome with a hooker and a cop? I am sure it has been done. It would be like a audtion for Bond 26 or Bourne 5.

Chupa meu piroca, cachocras!

[FlcnHvy]

Nice detailed report bro, gives us a little bit of an insight as to who you are.

Question, do you workout? You mention you box, do you workout your muscles as well?

Follow up question, is there a gym by where you're staying in Rio?

I am looking to spend 3 months in Rio, and I want to have access to gyms, but in my brief research of gyms in South America, they aren't too abundant, like how North America will have gyms in your apartments. Do you go to a public gym?

Thanks.

Brazil is very fitness-minded. They have some very good (on average) fitness centers. MMA / fighting is in the DNA here, so combat training will be easy to find. Building dependent on gym facilities but most hotels have them and simple building gyms are not uncommon (upscale buildings should have something).

[Vagabundo1]

I do my Transamerica triathlon in the pool / gym several days a week.

Swim.

Hit the bags which I Hang by the pool Hemingway style (see Hemingway house key west).

Clean and jerks.

In Transamerica one of the new guests and a friend trains mma at a gym nearby. Best in the world. Gracie.

He is from Tennessee and is here with his black GF.

I've also run out into a stunning blond American girl here with a Brazilian dude, which speaks well of the venue.

Nice detailed report bro, gives us a little bit of an insight as to who you are.

Question, do you workout? You mention you box, do you workout your muscles as well?

Follow up question, is there a gym by where you're staying in Rio?

I am looking to spend 3 months in Rio, and I want to have access to gyms, but in my brief research of gyms in South America, they aren't too abundant, like how North America will have gyms in your apartments. Do you go to a public gym?

Thanks.

[HelloIm]

So my wingman FLCN came by and we watched some californication at my Transamerica love shack, which is the local headquarters of either Mossad, KGB, or perhaps both.

We monger ubered over to Olegario Maciel 135.

One gripe I have is my wingman is too eager to get to the working girls, when there are non pros or if you know what you are looking for, working girls sitting out at Olegario, more on that below.

So we walked down to Ave de Pepe IE, the Atlantic ocean, and we took a left, which would be East.

From head to toe, I wore:

A t shirt with weed on the front bought at a Ganja shoppe on Rua Rezende.

I wore a surf wallet with my real money around my neck on a pendant with LE markings from America (helps if you deal with local LEO).

I wore Rio fireman (bombeiro) shorts, with leather gloves in my pockets, goggles in my pocket, and a SOG Seal Strike knife tucked into my shorts with the nice sheath, and a Rio fireman wallet, which gives me a little advantage when dealing with financial things / legal things.

I bought a nice little belt pack at a hiking store with a cross strap, large enough to hold the whiskey (Jameson's, 750 ML for $100 r), and little pockets with medications, lube, condoms, etc, a 250 ML bottle of protein, rehydration tablets, cell phone, etc. I bought a new, replacement phone xiomi redmi 9 when I took a swim with my iPhone 7, which was replaced by my company.

I wore sandals at a cost of 70 reias from a shop in centro near uruguiana. The 230 reais ones at decathlon were probably better, but the el cheapo ones will probably do what I need, including hikes and hopping through the water at water falls.

Ok, so now that you know what I carry, on to the good stuff.

Generally, I am sick of whoring, which is why I wanted to stay at olegario and go for non pros, semi pros, or -- wait for the end -- the pros I recognize from Transamerica.

But perola negra is the BEST boate.

IT just is.

So, I get in and first I talk to:

1 -- Carioca morena. I get her number. She is 18. She says she will bareback. I blow it, being a vagabundo, and I move on to.

2 -- the Colombian. I met her on my last perola negra patrol. Of course she says, ooooo, I will only give you my number after we fuck here. I am so sick of this shit I can't even write this. On the plus side, she is hot AF. On the negative, she says she won't bareback. On the plus side, she dances well, and we did. A lot. I love this. We stayed till the close at 4. They have a good live band, good covers of American music, and of course local music. My inner drummer was inspired. We danced and danced. I did buy her two whiskey and red bulls. The waiters shut down my pouring my own drinks out of my Jameson's. Whatever lads if you want a SOG Seal Strike up your ass, come and take it. But I bought her drinks, and my final tab was 180. She is 29, which is like a dinosaur in hooker years, I prefer 18 to 21 at the oldest.

3. a hot AF Mineira, 20 year old. This is now my top draft pick. I am so happy.

4. A tall mineira, who turned out to be the girl at 4 x4 that my wingman banged and had a red rash on her ass. That's what wingmen are for, he told me that's the same girl with the red rash on her ass. She looks like a young Seka, so I might have to go hit it eventually, but.

Look, my personal taste is the non pro civil police girl I am dating for real. She likes knives and guns and shooting, basically all the same stuff I like. She has a real job, and I spent the whole night in Perola negra looking forward to our weekly date night on Sunday or Saturday afternoon.

So, I bailed on perola negra to go hunting for non pros on olegario Maciel, which is 4 blocks walk past the grupo maritimo station. I struck out with 3 non pros who had boyfriends. I love these little moments because you end up looking at some dude, and you look the guy in the eye, and as a commanding officer of mine in NSW said, if you want to take the local girls, you have to kill the local guys. I train boxing so if I need to I can slip on the leather gloves and knock some fucker out, and kill him, but on this night that seemed a bit extreme.

I did finally see my favorite pro girl from Transamerica who was out with 2 other fellow tenants of the good mother ship Transamerica, so I grabbed her nice little ass, got an uber and ended up with her sitting on my face, and drilling her tight asshole which she naver gives up, and she screams alot when I bang it, but she begs for it. She likes being tied up with boxing wraps and having forced orgasms ripped out of her little clit. You have to treat these women like working girls on a buffalo hunt / cattle drive.

So that's the Friday in the week in baseball sports fans.

My wingman went home with one of the girls from perola negra.

I am looking forward to my non pro, real girl friend (looking like it) date this weekend.

You can find the Transamerica girl I banged on barravipsrio.

Monger on.

Nice detailed report bro, gives us a little bit of an insight as to who you are.

Question, do you workout? You mention you box, do you workout your muscles as well?

Follow up question, is there a gym by where you're staying in Rio?

I am looking to spend 3 months in Rio, and I want to have access to gyms, but in my brief research of gyms in South America, they aren't too abundant, like how North America will have gyms in your apartments. Do you go to a public gym?

Thanks.

[Pope John]

But that said, we mongers on this thread recently lost a brother monger to Covid.

My callsign for him was "general" as that was his military background (army).

Another in our little group of 4 or so was a guy who I gave the call sign "admiral" to.

Admiral would pull me aside and say, it is crazy for general and his other buddy to be out at Mabs and at Lux until sunrise, as I was tonight almost with a wingman at perola negra (closing was 04 h).

General died upon his return to North America, and I hate to say it, but his preexisting condition of asthma was exacerbated by too late partying and too little sleep, too little water (as opposed to alcohol), and the general need of a cooped up north American male to go fuck fuck fuck fuck to make up for being held under involuntary house arrest by the bio puritans.

Anyway, that is my take. We raise a glass of whiskey and fuck a hooker in his memory as his friends say he would have liked.

Cheers to the general! Since you're into Brazilian books, you may enjoy "The Two Deaths of Quincas Wateryell" by the great Jorge Amado, as it resonates with your telling of the general's story.

[Vagabundo1]

Definitely come to Transamerica bar, and I will try to get you into pool.

The landlord says it is filled up but some mongers report finding availability on various sites for 780 usd / month.

Ksportal.com has good reviews from mandingoblack and has a location near olegario maciel and perola negra.

Hey Vagabundo,

I enjoyed reading your latest post: "Barra Patrol. Perola Negra, Transamerica Talent."

Perla Negra is on my to do list. In fact, I am spending half RJ time in Ipanema and half in Barra in part, so I can have easy access to Perla among other reasons (better beach).

I hear what you are saying about partying every night / all night too. I mean after a 5 or 6 months in-country or 1 or 2 years in-country, depending on the individual, many of us would have a good lineup of favorite girls willing come over whenever called and favorite watering holes etc. So cutting back a little on the all night Termas and Boate action is not a big deal. HA HA,

But I have been cooped up in Florida playing it safe since my 2 pervious trip attempts to fly to LOS and SE Asia were cancelled in April 2020 & August 2020 and I have not really enjoyed 2 or 3 girls a night since June 2019 so understandably, I am ready to party..

[Xpartan]

Hi amigos,

I just came to Rio, I m going to visit thermas soon, but it would be nice to be able to find some girls online. Can you recommend me good websites? I also try tinder but so far it doesn't work well.

My best suggestion is to dedicate a few hours to reading the last 50 pages or so of this thread. First, you'll get most of the answers. Second, you can ask questions when you come back and folks here won't eat you alive, LOL. It also won't hurt to pay $20 for membership to be able to PM other members. Good luck!

Unless you're not just trolling, of course.

[Member #4698]

Hey Vagabundo,

I enjoyed reading your latest post: "Barra Patrol. Perola Negra, Transamerica Talent."

Perla Negra is on my to do list. In fact, I am spending half RJ time in Ipanema and half in Barra in part, so I can have easy access to Perla among other reasons (better beach).

I hear what you are saying about partying every night / all night too. I mean after a 5 or 6 months in-country or 1 or 2 years in-country, depending on the individual, many of us would have a good lineup of favorite girls willing come over whenever called and favorite watering holes etc. So cutting back a little on the all night Termas and Boate action is not a big deal. HA HA,

But I have been cooped up in Florida playing it safe since my 2 pervious trip attempts to fly to LOS and SE Asia were cancelled in April 2020 & August 2020 and I have not really enjoyed 2 or 3 girls a night since June 2019 so understandably, I am ready to party.

I just received my 2nd Moderna dose a week ago and I am tired of waiting (to hell with Quarantine Asia).

So, I am all set to fly down to Brazil for a month where I know I am going to have a real good time. Based on my usual modus operandi elsewhere, I expect I will most likely hit up the clubs every night except when they are closed and partake in some afternoon Prive action as well.

In any case, I have a question for you; I am not staying at Transamerica Hotel, but what do you think of my just going over there for a look / see some late afternoon? Or is better to just find the girls on BarraVipsRio and WhatsApp them? Personally, I prefer meeting girls in the real world over finding them on an internet service because I can see the girl clearer and make a more informed judgement and in addition, I do not like waiting in hotel room for a girl I never met to show up.

NB.

[Vagabundo1]

He was a soldier definitely not a colonel but a lower ranking enlisted man. Anything further would not respect his privacy but I am sad for his loss as are his buddies.

No man is an island.

Entire of itself.

Each is a piece of the continent.

A part of the main.

If a clod be washed away by the sea.

Europe is the less.

As well as if a promontory were.

As well as if a manor of thine own.

Or of thine friend's were.

Each man's death diminishes me.

For I am involved in mankind.

Therefore, send not to know.

For whom the bell tolls.

It tolls for thee.

https://youtu.be/eeqGuaAl6Ic

Was the "general" a general or
colonel?
I thought it might be an ex-pat living in Rio who always sat outside Help (RioBob propably knows him). Everybody called him the "colonel". An old guy with a mustache, who never had taken a swim in Copacabana because he thought there were too much pollution. (Maybe he was a brit and not american.)

[Here Again]

The boys from Brazil feed on these.

Nice.

Civilian or pro?

[Sperto]

But that said, we mongers on this thread recently lost a brother monger to Covid.

My callsign for him was "general" as that was his military background (army).

Was the "general" a general or colonel?
I thought it might be an ex-pat living in Rio who always sat outside Help (RioBob propably knows him). Everybody called him the "colonel". An old guy with a mustache, who never had taken a swim in Copacabana because he thought there were too much pollution. (Maybe he was a brit and not american.)

[Turgid]

Hi amigos,

I just came to Rio, I m going to visit thermas soon, but it would be nice to be able to find some girls online. Can you recommend me good websites? I also try tinder but so far it doesn't work well.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escorts/brazil/

You're welcome.