Cartagena Reports

[MongerHunger]

The Medellin girls are the best. But Cartagena has the beach and cool vibe. The only daytime action here is play a Hollywood and it's loud and Tony is a pain in the ass. And they also have this horrible music. The noise pollution actually drove me off the beach yesterday. Only to find a nice chica from Medellin. I haven't been to San Jose but I believe it's a big city so if you have to choose between that and maybe I go for Medellin. Best women anywhere.

As far as Playa Hollywood. Done with it till Tony goes. Just the awful bands and music there is enough to keep me away for a while

Check out Oscar on Hollywood Beach. I have never had any issues with him or his area. He has the tables, chairs, umbrellas, coolers, ice and food. Good service.

[Mojo Bandit]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

I do not know that "influence" is the right word, probably relentless pestering is more accurate, he sends his little minions around too I'm sure. Never been a regular on that beach myself, I have walked the area a few times but I am not much to sit on the beach unless I am going with other people. Years ago though I hit up the board on advice about the place and I was told that Tony has all the chairs that have the umbrellas but this about 7 years ago and things may have changed.

[NeilGeorge]

No. He's harmless. He's just a pest. Plenty of other workers at the beach.

Tony is simply a code name for a pest who knows it all, knows all the pretty girls, and will sell ice cubes to eskimos.

[YippieKayay]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

No. He's harmless. He's just a pest. Plenty of other workers at the beach.

[RacShack]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

Totally useless, pain in the ass, but not my problem with him, he's rude rude to people that take care of him, I jerk him off more then he jerks me off, I used to use him before catching him totally taking advantage of a good situation more then once; the girls are not his for one thing anyone with a mouth can confront and talk to them on their own, everyone here should get his whattapp number and jerk him off all day long about coming to beach and so on, waste his time like he dose to us, oh and if he appreciated us I would not have a problem with him period, you can have him and Emily massage old hag doing same to people that""hook them up."

[Xpartan]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

Tony is legendary. Never met him, but I've heard that name since the 90's starting with the old mongering forum, which is now defunct. Feels like I know this world-class asshole personally, LOL.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

The Medellin girls are the best. But Cartagena has the beach and cool vibe. The only daytime action here is play a Hollywood and it's loud and Tony is a pain in the ass. And they also have this horrible music. The noise pollution actually drove me off the beach yesterday. Only to find a nice chica from Medellin. I haven't been to San Jose but I believe it's a big city so if you have to choose between that and maybe I go for Medellin. Best women anywhere.

As far as Playa Hollywood. Done with it till Tony goes. Just the awful bands and music there is enough to keep me away for a while

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

[Kafka]

The Medellin girls are the best. But Cartagena has the beach and cool vibe. The only daytime action here is play a Hollywood and it's loud and Tony is a pain in the ass. And they also have this horrible music. The noise pollution actually drove me off the beach yesterday. Only to find a nice chica from Medellin. I haven't been to San Jose but I believe it's a big city so if you have to choose between that and maybe I go for Medellin. Best women anywhere.

As far as Playa Hollywood. Done with it till Tony goes. Just the awful bands and music there is enough to keep me away for a while

I'm trying to decide for a place to go this weekend between Cartagena, Medellin or San Jose Costa Rica. I have to say from reading each of the three boards, it seems like you all in Cartagena are having a better time. Do you guys agree? It also seems safer than Medellin. If I was to go there what hotel should I stay at?

Thanks in advance!

[TpsReportFlair]

I'm trying to decide for a place to go this weekend between Cartagena, Medellin or San Jose Costa Rica. I have to say from reading each of the three boards, it seems like you all in Cartagena are having a better time. Do you guys agree? It also seems safer than Medellin. If I was to go there what hotel should I stay at?

Thanks in advance!

[OnFireBoy]

Hi fellow mongers,

Been reading the recent posts. Really helpful information. Thanks all for the contributions. Heading to CTG in March with a buddy our second time). Was wondering where I can get a nice "professional" massage? (if extras offered, even better). Also, if you have a favorite chica that you would like to share info with, please DM. Thanks again.

Hi, amigo check your inbox.

[Mojo Bandit]

For me it's the bourbon masquerading as whisky. Those who did not have malt, the water and wind of Highlands, had to invent something to approach it.

I guess it's a religion war, but yes *single malt* from Scotland is holy.

Just for the record Kentucky was settled by Scotch and Scotch Irish, but of course they had primarily corn to work with which the old world did not use to make whiskey. When I speak of "masquerading" I am talking about the whiskey made in the USA but not in Kentucky that calls itself Bourbon. this is because bourbon has become extremely popular in the USA, but experts say that there is a unique lime content in the water where Kentucky Bourbon is made that gives it its smooth flavor. I am not trying to compare Scotch whiskey with Bourbon, they are two different animals

[Luminous]

Either one works.

Hey guys. When they ask for the PCR test, should you have the paper or a pdf version on your phone?

[NeilGeorge]

I hit up Dolce Vita and Delirium which were very fun and filled with lots of hot girls of all types most wanted 250-300 but as it gets later in the night they do go down in price. I would go there get a drink and get numbers from the hottest girls, later some would text me or even call me when it was closing time...

Lower price is because they they have already been screwed once or twice and come back looking for sloppy seconds or thirds.


There are lots of annoying vendors, I ignore them no matter how hard they try to talk to me. It doesn't*bother me too much. These people are just trying to feed their families, what you spend on one meal could feed their whole family for days..

They are trying to get your hard earned money and sell you stuff you do not want. Just tell them "no moleste" and if they persist "yo mama bitcho", a phrase I learned in the army.

[Black Page]

(a word to the wise: if it is not made in Kentucky it is not Bourbon, it is just whiskey masquerading as bourbon).

For me it's the bourbon masquerading as whisky. Those who did not have malt, the water and wind of Highlands, had to invent something to approach it.

I guess it's a religion war, but yes *single malt* from Scotland is holy.

[Kafka]

Sitting outside at coffee shop in Laguito. Beach was packed. Some American fools walking through the sand with the flat chested model from Torre Reloj, best ass in town, miserable walking behind. Assholes find each other. It's the party favors.

Other than that, a major party......tranquillo.