Hong Kong Club Reports

[Dickus Maximus]

Caught up with Captain Solo and his crew Saturday night in HK. Cool guy and it's good to meet the bro's.

The place was bumping. Not quite up to a pre-COVID Saturday night. Some of the upper levels were closed off which is more like a weekday night. But there were a lot of hotties in the place. Talked to a few and the said they just recently arrived. I suspect HK put out the call and the girls were tired of starving. Hopefully this COVID shit will be behind us soon.

[Dickus Maximus]

I was rear-ended by a bus a few years ago. The Peritos never asked about FMM. I've been stopped by cops 4 or 5 times over the years, including once by a Federal. No ask for an FMM. I don't know if the insurance policy requires one, but it seems that nobody really gives a shit.

That's good to know. Might be different if you run over and kill some idiot running across the road. In any event, I'm doubly protected. Makes up for all the times I go without protection. : the.

[KC Questor]

How does FMM card avoid the line when entering Mexico. When entering by foot?

Don't you still have to stand in the 'foreigners line' to show your passport?

If you have the 180-day FMM ($30) you can use the Nationals line rather than the Foreigners. Lots of guys buy the 180-day FMM even if they aren't staying for more than seven days just to use the faster line.

[Captain Solo]

Hadez,

I would never let these stupid scam criminals fuck with me!

I would run into the middle of the street, wave my arms, flag down policia and scream "Policia! Ayuda!"

Let the real policia arrest the fake policia and beat the shit out of them for a change. The patrol policias in cars and on foot can be helpful sometimes. I would give them a few bucks for coffee and they are grateful.

[ChinaMan360]

I always feel safe in the Zona. On my 2nd trip after the Covid Lockdown someone tried to hustle me crossing the street to the pharmacy on the top of the hill from the Zona. He pretended to be a under cover cop with a real looking badge asking for fine for jaywalking. I kept walking hoping to find a real cop car as I knew he was faking it. He went away after following me to the alley street where all the girls work. That is the only heat I have ever felt inside the Zona Norte in years.

Also feel comfortable leaving things inside the Cascadas rooms. I got the feeling a lot of people leave more valuables in their rooms than I do in mine. Never had any problems with the things in my room.

Guess I am saying do what you are cool with.

Lmfao, if I heard a cop try to get me for Jaywalking that's an instant red flag.

[Rambo1969]

I'm thrilled to pay only $30 measly dollars for a 6 month visa to cross with no stamps and zero wait time. I've waited between 15 mins and 1 hour multiple times, spending a grand total of at least 3-5 hours in the line over the last 2 years. That's 3-5 more hours I could have been buried deep in puta pussy. It's like a Mexican Sentri pass for $60 per year, yes please I will be a lifetime customer of this blessed pass.

How does FMM card avoid the line when entering Mexico. When entering by foot?

Don't you still have to stand in the 'foreigners line' to show your passport?

[Rambo1969]

I've been wanting to hit this place up but as soon as I got my passport the pandemic hit. I know they had the speakeasies but I also wanted the fun of a strip club. I've been to Tijuana a few times now but only stayed in my hotel (Ticuan). I'll be staying at Cascadas this time. My question is when I leave my room to chill in the club should I take my cash and other important belongings with me or is it safer to leave in the safe and only carry what I plan to spend at that time?

I have stayed at Cascadas many times and always use their safe for my passport and cash.

I do not expect to have any issues and have not.

Of course, it delays room setup since you have to wait for someone to come reset the safe so that you can set your PIN.

Having the safe in the room enables me to walk around with only limited cash.

[Hadez]

I've been wanting to hit this place up but as soon as I got my passport the pandemic hit. I know they had the speakeasies but I also wanted the fun of a strip club. I've been to Tijuana a few times now but only stayed in my hotel (Ticuan). I'll be staying at Cascadas this time. My question is when I leave my room to chill in the club should I take my cash and other important belongings with me or is it safer to leave in the safe and only carry what I plan to spend at that time?

I always feel safe in the Zona. On my 2nd trip after the Covid Lockdown someone tried to hustle me crossing the street to the pharmacy on the top of the hill from the Zona. He pretended to be a under cover cop with a real looking badge asking for fine for jaywalking. I kept walking hoping to find a real cop car as I knew he was faking it. He went away after following me to the alley street where all the girls work. That is the only heat I have ever felt inside the Zona Norte in years.

Also feel comfortable leaving things inside the Cascadas rooms. I got the feeling a lot of people leave more valuables in their rooms than I do in mine. Never had any problems with the things in my room.

Guess I am saying do what you are cool with.

[Ctytek]

Disclaimer- Please don't eat meat. Just say no to animal cruelty. Go vegan save the planet. (Sorry I have to say that, feel free to ignore.)

You don't really have to.

[SpeedToys]

victory over CoVid

About 18 mos early bro.

[Necropet]

There is no way getting around the towel situation, but I usually just go to oxxo and get a pack of TP, better to have too much than none when you need it. And trust some girls will use an entire roll.

This is actually some good advice. Both times I was there last, I always ran out. I'll hit Oxxo this time.

[Scbb1]

Are all the bars and clubs on the monger strip (Hong Kong, Adelitas, Tropical, La Gloria etc) open now? If so until what time? I am not talking about the speakeasy's.

[Necropet]

I've been wanting to hit this place up but as soon as I got my passport the pandemic hit. I know they had the speakeasies but I also wanted the fun of a strip club. I've been to Tijuana a few times now but only stayed in my hotel (Ticuan). I'll be staying at Cascadas this time. My question is when I leave my room to chill in the club should I take my cash and other important belongings with me or is it safer to leave in the safe and only carry what I plan to spend at that time?

All hotels that have safes, anywhere in the world, can be easily open by staff at any time. I do leave my money in the room however, I put it in a mini-safe inside the room safe. Look this one up on Amazon (the one I use):

Amazon Basics Portable Security Case Lock Box Safe, Combination Lock, Large.

NEVER do I walk around the club or Tijuana with a ton of cash on me. I only bring what I need for the night.

[Avgusa]

I've stayed at Cascadas & Rizo 6 times so far, sometimes as long as 4 days and nobody has touched my stuff. I bought a slim magnetic wallet with a money clip, I carry an expired ID (in case it gets stolen), one credit card just in case, and my immediate cash, I don't usually carry more with me than $200-250. I can always go back to my room if needed. I keep the rest of my cash and valuables in a secret compartment in my backpack.

Some tips for Cascadas & Rizo: if you're staying more than 3 days, the VIP card is a decent deal, less than that and you'll have to do the math and make your own decision. Last time I was there Azul (restaurant) suspended the VIP discount during pandemic. Both hotels have quite a hike, so you're going to get use to stairs quickly. The elevators in Cascadas get busy at peak times, never had this problem at Rizo because of the layout. You will want to ask for extra towels & TP. Each time they are brought to your room the attendant will expect a tip. There is no way getting around the towel situation, but I usually just go to oxxo and get a pack of TP, better to have too much than none when you need it. And trust some girls will use an entire roll.

Good luck & have fun.

I've been wanting to hit this place up but as soon as I got my passport the pandemic hit. I know they had the speakeasies but I also wanted the fun of a strip club. I've been to Tijuana a few times now but only stayed in my hotel (Ticuan). I'll be staying at Cascadas this time. My question is when I leave my room to chill in the club should I take my cash and other important belongings with me or is it safer to leave in the safe and only carry what I plan to spend at that time?

[Captain Solo]

I will be in HK with 6 or 7 bros after 7 PM, 2 coming from out of state.

We will be celebrating our friendship, victory over CoVid and the grand reopening of putas bars.