Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Kerrstar]

Would it be considered disrespectful to the King to do origami with currency that had the king's picture on it? I think it would be a fun way to tip a bar girl. Most wouldn't care maybe.

Thanks for any answer.

Bar girls may not care but a lot of others would. The current King / regime in Thailand have tightened up the Lese Majeste enforcement. Several years ago a tourist got in an argument with a taxi driver, so he threw 500 baht on th ground and stomped on it. He got arrested and I think deported. Just look in the Thai media for how many people have been arrested in the past year or so. Even if you do get arrested a bar girl or local patron may get offended and arrange for 5 guys to beat the crap out of you.

[Banana Boi]

You used to be spot on and actually helpful to the board, seems that all went away

sent you a PM Shack.

[RacShack]

It's ignoramuses US leaders that lead to the events of today. 8 people shot to death in Atlanta massage parlors.

From the Associated Press.

"It appears that they may be Asian," Atlanta Police Chief Rodney Bryant said. The killings came amid a recent wave of attacks against Asian Americans that coincided with the spread of the coronavirus across the United States..

You used to be spot on and actually helpful to the board, seems that all went away, and now love talking about USA politics and cutting it up, weird, for someone that hates, us so much you seem to love to talk about a lot, your post was way to early and way off!

[Allover]

For those that missed it The Paw's ode to the 610 Loop in Houston was also his 610th post. Glad to see MonkeyPaw laying low a bit in Pattaya. Pattaya has its share of bad hombres whom it is best to avoid no matter you're connections.

[Horatio]

Would it be considered disrespectful to the King to do origami with currency that had the king's picture on it? I think it would be a fun way to tip a bar girl. Most wouldn't care maybe.

Thanks for any answer.

[AggieDad1]

Way back in the days, when the Paw was just a fingerling and a broke ass college student in H-town, there was a highway called the 610 loop that ran around the city limits forming an oval or circle of sorts. The huge track was notorious for having some of the most seediest motels, with hookers amongst other shady ass people living and working out of them. These 610 loop motels are where the college girls that I met in my classes first applied their part time trade of selling ass. They often ask me to chauffeur and drop them off, in and around Crosstimbers, Bellaire, and South Main near the old Astrodome. Monkeypaw was also their marketing guy, and from time to time, I was able to get free samples and a little taste as if I had snuck into Costco. Memories, oh memories, where have ye gone? Having said that, let's ode to the famous 610 by kicking out one more report. Because it's been a year and I have gone full circle, loop de loop myself, and here all in Pattaya. Let's sing along folks.


The End.

You can come back now. They finally finished the construction at 610 and 45 south.

[MonkeyPaw]

You are absolutely keen and correct. So many weird connections and epiphanies come my way in my life when I look back. The other day my hunting stops went on this pathway.

1. First stop Kelaya 66. Afternoon was spent on Soi 6 and Kelaya 66 Bar. It's a karaoke bar with a bit above average girls and higher drink prices than most Soi 6 bars. But the atmosphere is more like a gentleman's club with lots of fun games.

2. Then came "O" (Oochi). Early evening, got a message from a girl named "O," which is short for Oochi. "O" used to work Sapphire and now makes her money off ThaiFriendly. "O" wanted my opinion with a new tattoo. Ironically, both her and I are "cancers" in astrology and she was showing me a few options she was interested in. The chat ended up with talk about 69 ing and "O" ended meeting me in my room for a quick ST 69 and fuck for 1500. Funny thing is that I had my music on and when I unloaded, a Tekashi song was on the radio. Care to guess which? (Hint Billboard #1 in June with Nicky)..

Way back in the days, when the Paw was just a fingerling and a broke ass college student in H-town, there was a highway called the 610 loop that ran around the city limits forming an oval or circle of sorts. The huge track was notorious for having some of the most seediest motels, with hookers amongst other shady ass people living and working out of them. These 610 loop motels are where the college girls that I met in my classes first applied their part time trade of selling ass. They often ask me to chauffeur and drop them off, in and around Crosstimbers, Bellaire, and South Main near the old Astrodome. Monkeypaw was also their marketing guy, and from time to time, I was able to get free samples and a little taste as if I had snuck into Costco. Memories, oh memories, where have ye gone? Having said that, let's ode to the famous 610 by kicking out one more report. Because it's been a year and I have gone full circle, loop de loop myself, and here all in Pattaya. Let's sing along folks.

"Here we go loop de loop. Here we go loop de li. Here we go loop de loop. On a Saturday night" - Johnny Thunder.

Sometimes I have to wonder, is this entire year spent in Pattaya, my Heaven, or was it a trap and my Hell? I am not a retiree. I don't receive a pension. I don't have a business or am studying in Thailand. I am not on disability. I don't work remotely or even at all. And not even sure when the last time I filed taxes. I am what I am, perhaps first, the only, and the last, homeless, jobless, nomadic, sex mongering gypsy in the entire world, but still living the vacation life in Thailand. But man, that sure does attract plenty of attention here in Pattaya because all the stories I've told when I previously so often came as a "weekend warrior," apparently are not stories at all. Especially, since I am still here with nowhere I need to be. And within this past year, I could feel the heat from these locals. Everybody trying to get in your business to what exactly does the Monkeypaw do? I had a dream that seemed so real. Some poor soul from Treetown, tried a set up with intention of extorting the Paw with his so called brown suit connections. I must look like a naive easy target to the untrained eye. The Big Boss found out and the un-named little eatery at Treetown disappeared along with its hopeless owner. Hint: Watch out for Thais that can speak English well but still working their asses off. My message is simple. People, let me relax, and enjoy whatever time that is left before I don on my spacesuit and go back to doing what I do best. My time playing spy and Trojan horse is almost over. But this was only a dream or was it?

Where to eat? I guess this Cheapie Charlie life is the best the world has to offer if you use your brain and have the know how. Let me help you find cheap eats for less than 40 baht a meal combined with entertainment and a view. The trick here is to use those delivery apps like Food Panda or Hungry Now. You get a 100 baht discount as a new user. Limitless VOIP numbers with apps and multiple emails can make these discounts, like herpes, a gift that keeps on giving. I often get large 15 inch fresh and hot, Margherita pizzas for 65 baht and Thai food dishes for even cheaper, all restaurant quality, no need to cook. But I definitely do feel guilty on the styrofoam and plastic they send. Combine these take outs and delivery with the right bar or liquor van, that just serve alcohol, and you have a very cheap dinner, drinks, and entertainment night. Lunch time, I often go to Terminal 21 at Pier 21. Sure it's 10 baht there and 10 baht back, but the price their food around 40 baht, even for fish and chips. By the way, if the big girl behind the counter, tells you they are out of fish and chips, she's just being lazy or doesn't like you. Anyways, I like to dine in and then order an extra dish to put in my own tupperware. What they give you is not sturdy, leaks, and they charge you 5 baht for less food to take away. The fun thing at Pier 21 is often your will see bar girls there without their make up. It's like Halloween everyday of you look hard enough. Fun fun while having lunch. But Monkeypaw still likes to play chef and cook his own food, but I no longer invite girls to stay and eat. Too personal and it's unwanted attention during times like this. So my three F's in the past (fuck, food, fifty baht for taxi) is now just one F. I wonder am I cheap?

Where to stay? Hotels and condos are no more than 10,000 baht for room and utilities. Maytara, P Plus, and LK Metropole are my picks for best at 10,000 baht. Stay away from AirBnB and Agoda. Book one or two nights and then walk around exploring. You will find decent rooms from 6500-10,000 per month all inclusive. I often move around room to room, just because it's safer that way for me. So far after one year, I've stayed 8 different places. Anonymity and privacy is still the best defense against the locals and the girls, especially when staying here this long. Don't need to be tracked and traced, not that I do anything wrong.

Where them hos at? As for girls, I have my small stable of girls, and all at 1300 short time GFE. This list includes a What's Up model (used to drop 10-12,000 baht on her), a Unixx leasing agent that I see once a week just for sex (no food or meet outside my room), and a light skinned ThaiFriendly chick who is half Thai / European. All 3 girls are slim, 22-23 years old, 40-41 kilos, with natural perky tits, tight bubble butts, a lovely faces, just like Monkeypaw likes them. A couple of times a week, I will branch out and test the waters (I pay no more than 1500 for Panda Club girls, Insomnia girls, TF girls, and Gogo or bar girls for 1 hour before work or off day), but I keep going back to my 3 amigas. Massages no more than 300 plus 200 tip, for in my room, body to body with oil and a BJ. I have yet to feel the urge to fuck during an oil massage session. And I have not gone to check out the only soapy open near Central Marina with the yogurt bath, even though it's under new name and management. Keep in mind, these prices for my type of girls and fun is YMMV x YMMV even some more. I've been here one whole freaking year and only banged 65 or so girls. Monkeypaw used to drop that many girls on a 60 day tourist visa. It is just that I refuse to change up my standards and what I like. I don't care if I am running out of new girls. So does this make me a Cheap Charlie because I spend less than before? Notice, I haven't sacrificed quality and it's about finding hidden treasures and gems. This is what hunting is all about.

As for the Go Go bars. I do this 2-3 times a week while munching on Hawaiian Babies like a bird. I wonder does a Phoenix even eat these seeds? Pin Up is still pretty much the only decent thing left on Walking Street, but the quality is down from last year's first reopening. The best girls are not gone and some went online OnlyFans or some other cam sites. Most of the ones I reviewed are gone. Bliss and Palace combined ladies, but still not many girls as Pin Up. Some of the girls left with one of the Palace mamas to got to Dolls LK. About 70% of LK is open, but only Lady Love and Queen is tolerable with some Sapphire leftovers. Baccara is closed but some girls manage to wiggle their ample asses to Golden Time Buakahao. I went there to get a free drink on St. Patty's but I guess they didn't consider the Paw Irish or green enough. Many of the Go Go clubs that reopened back then, like Sensations and Kink, did not make it this time around and are closed. And for what is open, the quality that's left now, is not that great. Let me repeat myself, most of the hotter girls are not dancing on stage at this time. But every dude has his own taste, and there still are a few gems here and there and everywhere. You can definitely forget the Beach Road (eww), unless you are out doing some cardio speed walking while needing to looking at poon or the homeless. And forget Soi 6. The few girls that are left, are too busy inside with the live video feeds, trying to get drinks and gifts from "we wish we were there guys" stuck in their home country. So as for the entire Soi 6, there is no people watching going on because the girls are rarely on the streets luring in customers (because there few of them too.) It sucks but operates more like a brothel without their best. And Slice Pizza is more expensive at the store than on the app. Ridiculous!

With nothing else left to say.

Monkeypaw's List of Girls and the Awards at Pin Up.

406 model "Miss Best Natural Boobs" (will let you play with them).

144 coyote "Miss Best Ass Back View".

458 model "Miss Best Ass Side View".

348 model "Miss Cutest Face" (no so cute body).

403 model "Miss Biggest Head" (questionable ladyboy).

349 model "Miss Broadest Shoulder".

378 model "Miss Sleepyhead" (always yawning, but best overall natural body).

300 model "Miss Prettiest Face" (body not).

350 model "Miss Torpedoes Nips".

The End.

[HorseTrader]

Funny you forgot to mention the white people that tragically lost their life's also, hmmm hmmm.

Early reports implied Asian victims without full details. Seems like more ongoing side effects of the deposed cult leader.

[RacShack]

It's ignoramuses US leaders that lead to the events of today. 8 people shot to death in Atlanta massage parlors.

From the Associated Press.

"It appears that they may be Asian," Atlanta Police Chief Rodney Bryant said. The killings came amid a recent wave of attacks against Asian Americans that coincided with the spread of the coronavirus across the United States.

Funny you forgot to mention the white people that tragically lost their life's also, hmmm hmmm.

[Banana Boi]

It's a name coined by sections of the US political spectrum alongside others such as Kung Flu or the China virus to describe Covid 19.

It's ignoramuses US leaders that lead to the events of today. 8 people shot to death in Atlanta massage parlors.

From the Associated Press.

"It appears that they may be Asian," Atlanta Police Chief Rodney Bryant said. The killings came amid a recent wave of attacks against Asian Americans that coincided with the spread of the coronavirus across the United States.

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Seems like a 21 year old American walked in to various Asian massage joints and started killing the Asian massage girls. Unacceptable!

Hopefully this starts an uproar in the States. Yeah right! MLLM (massage ladies lives matter) or ALM (Asian Lives Matter).

[AggieDad1]

Hopefully, one of the benefits of the lockdown will be the girls not having money to go get bad Korean nose jobs. Change my mind!! 55.

[Turgid]

That surprises me. After reading dozens of your poorly written posts I had assumed you grew up outside the United States and English was not your mother tongue.

I realize that many gentlemen who normally would be in Thailand at this time of year are not there now. So I expect some diminution in the ISG signal-to-noise ratio. But tedious debates over American immigration policy and anecdotes about the real estate market in the bay area are well and truly off topic. Can we get back to discussing the approved subjects please?

Personally I am too ashamed to ask posters to get on topic if I am not in Thailand and, therefore, unable to post current personal experiences on mongering in Thailand. I never ask posters to do what I myself cannot do.

[Bunky]

I was born and raised in S. F.

That surprises me. After reading dozens of your poorly written posts I had assumed you grew up outside the United States and English was not your mother tongue.

I realize that many gentlemen who normally would be in Thailand at this time of year are not there now. So I expect some diminution in the ISG signal-to-noise ratio. But tedious debates over American immigration policy and anecdotes about the real estate market in the bay area are well and truly off topic. Can we get back to discussing the approved subjects please?

[LittleBigMan]

I can be dead wrong when we are talking about go go bars in Pattaya. This is a complete opposite case. The tech worker shortage is real. That is why so many engineers are hired a year before their graduation.

How many Indian managers or CEOs have you worked with in the valley?

You know an engineer can get offers from multiple large companies at the same time, right? I don't know how large companies manage to all collude together so they all can underpay engineers and not be competitive while there is a shortage when they can afford it like you stated.

One can rent a one bedroom for that amount in South Bay. Right now, a newly built 3 bedroom with security can be rented for under $3 K in the city. Unless someone like the city life, there is no good reason to live farther, and pay more for less in the city and take gbus to work.

How Americans are losing when H1B visa holders are paying taxes here and eventually become permanent residents. Or do you think just outsource the jobs offshore like manufacturing is better?

You are or have extended the conversation! First, there is nothing in my writing that suggests I'm still working so as working and knowing CEO? No one said any company is colluding together my original remarks what started as a good thing has gone haywire and off-tracked yes there was a time there was a shortage but the use of H1 B visas is now being abused. When you have departments that just handle Visas to me at least that is a problem when there are more H1 B hires and your older ones are leaving with no real protection like a (Union) and I'm not pushing one here! Companies can slowly turn the wage scale lower.

This isn't about whether visa holders are paying taxes yes they are here legally based on a loophole or abuse of the system I'm not blaming Indians or anyone. Who wouldn't come to any country if they can get a better paying job. Your argument as for taxes it is o. K to stay and take a job even if you enter illegally? Look this sounds like a Trump supporter I'm not but it doesn't mean anyone outside of the GOP doesn't feel we should take care of Americans first before outsourcing. The brightest from our schools are being offered jobs prior to graduation it is that competitive these are the top engineers their ideas are developed then pass down to those lower-paying although over 100,000 H1 B workers.

Yes, people make their choices as to where they want to live in the big City where there is everything for H1 B visas holder they are basically at-will employees with no real rights of staying unless they have a job and if things don't work out you know what happens no different in Thailand. So no one is going to buy a car, lease a house for a year (which is the norm) with the unknown? One reason they come into the City and just rent rooms (month to month) I was invited the next time I was back in the City to tour my family building what they did was just amazing these tech companies know what they are doing providing their own bus service and other services to retain the influx of lower-tech workers from other countries.

These jobs aren't the same as manufacturing except for the assembly line concept there is a difference between physical and brainpower. One thing this pandemic has opened the door that many of these jobs can be done at home. As you know there is already a trend with these tech companies depending on their responsibility can move to less expensive Cities but doing so their pay would be adjusted to the cost of living in their Cities or States. The pandemic has opened a new door and any way to save money and still get the job done wouldn't be surprised like call centers you have entired engineer centers all offshoe?

Just because they are Tech companies don't mean they can do no wrong maybe that is your view, not mines it that was the case then you also believe companies like Google / Facebook can't direct your research? In the end, companies are there to make money and lower their overhead anytime or any way they can this goes for any Gogo too.

[Danny Duck]

Of the last 20 campaign ideas to get tourist back to Thailand I think they found one that might work. LOL.

Target Sex tourists. We the only ones that want in.