Melbourne

[DanTheMan]

Ended up doing the rounds last night for ages as everywhere I went had the old grannies working last night.

In the end went back to a regular stop on Plenty Rd near Hood St.

$80 for nude massage and HJ.

She was not great but after trying so many I was over looking.

Decent body but when I got a glimpse of the under arm hair in its full glory, yeah it was hard to concentrate.

Maybe we need a list somewhere of where not to go as it's Bait and Switch?

Then again I suppose it's part of the punt.

Funny how things change. I notice now that this site doesn't get morons posting like they used too, about tipping and paying outreagous prices at rub and tugs.

It's amazing what happens when people wake up to what they are really doing, which is throwing away their hard earned money to make themselves look like a nice guy, at women who really don't give a shit as long as your wallet is full.

[Genuine Lotus]

At the leadup to Covid I was having 2-3 punts a week. It didn't take long for the economy to retract and throwing good money at dead AMP's didn't make sense, besides, how can you enjoy the sub-standard conniving service that these people offer. I run my own business and anticipated a sharp downturn in the wake of floods, bushfires and then Covid. Whatever the demographers' predicated, their forecasts were adjusted on a daily basis. Against all odds I whipped up a quick national marketing campaign to steer me through difficult times. Within 2-3 weeks I realised the campaign had failed, the fish weren't biting not for the stuff that I offer; Lesson; market timing is everything. I'm now spending quality time not punting, but rebuilding and developing new business strategies and doing the leg-work including managing my own web CMS. With less disposable cash, I enjoy selective targeted punts probably once every 7-10 days. I couldn't be happier and think the message is slowly getting through their thick greedy skulls and never pay more than 50 $ for a nudie and haven't had one complaint. A place I go to is on the Sandringham line with mostly aunties but one or two youngsters a nice Malaysian girl and we click really well. I ride my bike in and she helps put it inside 70 HR, 50 for 30-40 minutes of full-strength nude play, it doesn't get better. Sometimes a customer is waiting and she cuts the massage to 45 minutes and gives me back 10 $.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[NewtoRnT]

Ended up doing the rounds last night for ages as everywhere I went had the old grannies working last night.

In the end went back to a regular stop on Plenty Rd near Hood St.

$80 for nude massage and HJ.

She was not great but after trying so many I was over looking.

Decent body but when I got a glimpse of the under arm hair in its full glory, yeah it was hard to concentrate.

Maybe we need a list somewhere of where not to go as it's Bait and Switch?

Then again I suppose it's part of the punt.

[NewtoRnT]

Visited one of these establishments with a thai name 2 days ago mid afternoon. Half hour massage for $50. Good massage on my shoulders, back and legs but nothing sensual. Turn over and straight away asked me if I wanted the extra massage. I said how much. Reply was $50 clothed and $80 nude. I replied $50 nude. She said no. I said no. Only had the massage. Guess she lost out on $50 extra because she wouldn't go nude. Paying an extra $80 for a nude HJ is too much. Her loss. I have other outletts!!

There's a few on Sydney Rd, which end? What street is close by?

Been hit or miss for me out there also.

Generally near Albion St.

[Engine Driver]

Hi, Just wondering, what kind of info do they collect for contact tracing at Melbourne brothels? Haven't been to one since the pandemic. Wondering whether the info would come and bite me in the ass. I want to be responsible and comply.

Those Chinese grandmas on Locanto who operate out of apartment blocks in Box Hill and Glen Waverley are very diligent regarding Covid protocols. Meticulous actually. You will need to scan the bar code upon entry and show the confirmation screen before being allowed to fucky sucky with the old boilers.

[Long Shank]

Hi, Just wondering, what kind of info do they collect for contact tracing at Melbourne brothels? Haven't been to one since the pandemic. Wondering whether the info would come and bite me in the ass. I want to be responsible and comply.

[TakeCareYou]

Visited one of these establishments with a thai name 2 days ago mid afternoon. Half hour massage for $50. Good massage on my shoulders, back and legs but nothing sensual. Turn over and straight away asked me if I wanted the extra massage. I said how much. Reply was $50 clothed and $80 nude. I replied $50 nude. She said no. I said no. Only had the massage. Guess she lost out on $50 extra because she wouldn't go nude. Paying an extra $80 for a nude HJ is too much. Her loss. I have other outletts!

[NewtoRnT]

Time and time again Locanto lives up to the lottery tag, probably been to over 20 privates and all but one are old Chinese ladies. The usual MO is fake picture, claiming- Cambodian, Macau, Malaysian, Mongolian heritage. Door opens and you're invited in, if you're insisting on seeing them they peek around and urge you to enter the apartment. Typically glen waverly and that eastern corridor is rife, happily I walk once it's evident they are Chinese and over 35. The Indian ladies are similar, a couple of experiences in dandenong left me with regrets- lazy, lay back star fish and "forgetting" the change, one even had a shower available but no frigging towels. One good Asian girl / house on Brewer Road Bentleigh, coded front door on a clean renovated house is a giveaway so the girls come and go without needing keys. So it's all luck but mostly a complete waste of time. Standing your ground outside the door and wanting to see the lady is the only thing to do. At least at the brothels you can choose or leave. You can also see a number of ladies in a short hop in most areas. I think I will leave the punt with the brothels as there is a likelihood you will find a reasonable girl. Anyone else given up on Locanto or can suggest another way to punt for private ladies?

I find you need to look to go to the ones holding up handwritten mobile numbers.

If they are not holding a hand written note and the number matches the ad, it's a bait and switch most likely.

I do tell them also that I will walk if they don't look like photo so it's up to them to also not waste their time and lose a booking slot for someone else.

But agree. Locanto is full of rubbish.

You could also try redescorts as options.

I'm sure there are others people can share.

[Mt777]

Time and time again Locanto lives up to the lottery tag, probably been to over 20 privates and all but one are old Chinese ladies. The usual MO is fake picture, claiming- Cambodian, Macau, Malaysian, Mongolian heritage. Door opens and you're invited in, if you're insisting on seeing them they peek around and urge you to enter the apartment. Typically glen waverly and that eastern corridor is rife, happily I walk once it's evident they are Chinese and over 35. The Indian ladies are similar, a couple of experiences in dandenong left me with regrets- lazy, lay back star fish and "forgetting" the change, one even had a shower available but no frigging towels. One good Asian girl / house on Brewer Road Bentleigh, coded front door on a clean renovated house is a giveaway so the girls come and go without needing keys. So it's all luck but mostly a complete waste of time. Standing your ground outside the door and wanting to see the lady is the only thing to do. At least at the brothels you can choose or leave. You can also see a number of ladies in a short hop in most areas. I think I will leave the punt with the brothels as there is a likelihood you will find a reasonable girl. Anyone else given up on Locanto or can suggest another way to punt for private ladies?

[ScallyWag01]

Near Bell St, not upstairs. Went for a punt last Wednesday. 1/2 hour nude boom boom $100. Had a reasonable back massage for a few minutes. On the flip asked if I would like a BJ. Nice BBBJ, took in almost the lot. Then boom boom in my choice of position followed by some more massage to finish the time. She was PRC, 42 yrs, carrying a little gut flab but nice to talk to. Said she had worked in a restaurant but her knee gave way. Suppose it is easier on her back LOL. I have been here before but not for a while. At 68 her being 42 was OK but it was a well worn hole. I will probably return though.

[NewtoRnT]

On the punt last night and tried Plenty Rd again near Flett St.

Kelly was great.

$90 all up inc 45 min massage and HJ.

$30 was standard rate for clothed HJ, $50 for nude.

WIR? Yep.

[Ercildale]

Ercildale,

Paisley street, opposite the library still offers excellent VFM.

Cheers, FJ, thanks for the tip. I'll let you know how it goes!

[NewtoRnT]

Good punting NewtoRnT. Preston is a great place for cheap punts. High street Preston has a lot of places. This one near Showers street has a lot of ads on Locanto. Only been in here a couple of times.

What did you get charged all up, massage (if there was one) and the handjob?

$100 - 1 HR Massage and HJ.

[RnTug]

Near Showers St.

Helen. Brilliant finish.

Playful and funny.

Young and tight body.

Massage was very hard which I like too.

Time was cut a little short but the HJ was worth it.

Standard rates asked but I told her I only had the $30 change and she did the deal.

Good punting NewtoRnT. Preston is a great place for cheap punts. High street Preston has a lot of places. This one near Showers street has a lot of ads on Locanto. Only been in here a couple of times.

What did you get charged all up, massage (if there was one) and the handjob?

[Kakariki]

Has anyone tried any of these Lamai Traditional Thai massage shops, namely Pakenham. I have never seen any reviews, I met the owner online who asked me to visit and was wondering what to expect. I'll review it when I've been there.