Streetwalker Reports

[Captain Solo]

Does anybody know where Jackie parks his car?

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

Ibiza has no towels or water in the room, so where did the water come from, unless it was squirting out of your dick?

[Jackie888]

I pee behind people's cars.

[Jackie888]

In my most recent start when I was going up Ibiza with 26 year old Fernanda from Puebla the cum boy said not to let the guys take a shower after the session. A guy that just had a session took a shower and that had him upset. I'm not sure if he was telling my chica or another chica because he just said it out loud. I think the shots are coming from the cum boys cause they have to clean it but that's my opinion.

In my defense, they didn't have a towel for me in the room. So I was walking around wet and left a trail of water all over the floor. But I paid my 100 pesos and gave that lazy cleaner a $1 tip.

[MarksOfMagic]

Adelitas and Chicago have pretty good restrooms along with upstairs at Tropical. I always leave a buck or 20 p when I do my thing. For those talkin about caliente restrooms, I hope you are not talking about the caliente in the alley. Fak that. All other calis have Indian casino clean bathrooms.

Cascadas bathrooms are the best IMO. I try to take all the street ladies here. $6 for a room with fresh towels, nice bathroom and decent bed. Ibiza on the other hand, not the worst, but the greediest. Who shuts off the water and gives you 1 paper towel. Before they had the showers off, the Ibiza girls would wipe the floor of the shower so they wouldn't charge me extra. I thought that was extra hot and sexy of ladies to do. The talent at Ibiza has provided the best options pre club openings. Maybe they have taken a stand to this bathroom option, maybe they just moved inside mqquerada. But I try to avoid Ibiza.

[Captain Solo]

Couple years ago a few hundred homeless people were camping on the bank of the Santa Ana river on the East side of Angels' stadium in Anaheim.

I was driving on freeway 5 South which was about 1/3 mile across the river. Westerly wind blew all that horrible stench of feces and urine to the car. It was extremely foul. They just crapped and peed on the river bank. Must be very bad living right next to all that odorous human waste. Yike!

I have a few homeless relatives in San Diego, living on the streets probably the last 15 years. They refuse to leave the street for any home or shelters as they can hang out with their street friends to deal and do drugs. One is schizophrenic, had a beautiful wife and 2 teenage kids living in Europe. The kids came to visit him, a bearded, filthy, scraggy old guy on the street, but they could not persuade him to give up the street life.

[MemoeNasty]

How about the US? I live in northern CA and I had a hard time finding public bathroom in this pandemic. Even Safeway, a large food store chain, started restricting access to their store bathroom. They printed the code for the bathroom door on their receipts. Therefore I had to buy something if I wanted to use their bathroom. That store was located in a nice area.

I don't know! I see YouTube videos with people living out of cars and shit and I wonder how they do it. Got to be public bathrooms somewhere. I know with the homeless situation all over California most businesses do not have public restrooms. It's tough to find a bathroom sometimes if you get caught out there. Moe.

[Jinxx]

Me Too. I usually buy an orange juice to bring into the shitter with me. The toilet paper dispenser doubles as a little nightstand for me. Great place to get your "shit" together and get some work done on your phone.

You take orange juice into a public bathroom and you drink it as you sit there taking a dump? Bruh.

I've dropped a deuce in public bathrooms twice in the last 3 years. Once was at the target in Chula Vista. The second time was in la Carreta bar in the Zona. I had eaten some street tacos and something wasn't right. My stomach started bubbling and I had no choice it was an emergency. But other than emergency situation I never ever take a dump in a public bathroom. Most definitely wouldn't eat or drink in a public bathroom. That's crazy.

[Lefeu]

During the height of the pandemic there were a few posts stating that most businesses in Centro were not allowing people to use their bathrooms. Since clubs are now officially open that wouldn't pertain to the Zona unless you don't go into clubs. Not everyone likes going into a Covid Petri Dish to pee.

Otherwise having access to a decent bathroom IS a big deal in Tijuana.

How about the US? I live in northern CA and I had a hard time finding public bathroom in this pandemic. Even Safeway, a large food store chain, started restricting access to their store bathroom. They printed the code for the bathroom door on their receipts. Therefore I had to buy something if I wanted to use their bathroom. That store was located in a nice area.

[Baxter Slade]

Me Too. I usually buy an orange juice to bring into the shitter with me. The toilet paper dispenser doubles as a little nightstand for me. Great place to get your "shit" together and get some work done on your phone.

Exactly! That's what I like about the Caliente shitters. I stop by the spirtsbook first pick up the sheets with the odds. I tell the little lady to grab a seat and I need to go study in the back I will be back in 23 minutes.

[Artisttyp]

To pee any bar will do. But to take a dump I need somewhere comfortable. Back bathroom at Ticuan is numero uno..

Me Too. I usually buy an orange juice to bring into the shitter with me. The toilet paper dispenser doubles as a little nightstand for me. Great place to get your "shit" together and get some work done on your phone.

[Artisttyp]

I don't understand all this bathroom talk either!.

During the height of the pandemic there were a few posts stating that most businesses in Centro were not allowing people to use their bathrooms. Since clubs are now officially open that wouldn't pertain to the Zona unless you don't go into clubs. Not everyone likes going into a Covid Petri Dish to pee.

Otherwise having access to a decent bathroom IS a big deal in Tijuana.

[MemoeNasty]

Exactly which "public bathrooms" are you referring to? Why in the world would you go to the zona but not go into one of the clubs to use the restroom? I do it all the time when I go to the zona to bang street chicas. I go into HK or Adelita's all the time to use the bathroom. HK is a bit more convenient because of the alley entrance. I don't buy any beer or drinks. I just go straight to the bathroom, tip the bathroom guy a few pesos, maybe tip a chica or two to grab some booty. Then I walk back out onto the street with a raging hardon ready to bang my next street girl.

When were there ever any "public bathrooms" in the zona other than the bars? Back before the bars opened back up sometimes I'd be forced to use the filthy disgusting bathroom at Libra parking on constitucion.

I don't understand all this bathroom talk either! I think Las Chavelas has always had decent restrooms. Has something changed very recently where the bathrooms are shut down? If your in the zona any bar will do. One guy in here goes all the way to Ticuan to use a restroom? Moe.

[Baxter Slade]

Actually serious question. Was curious if bathrooms are back open? Some of us that don't go to bars depend on them while out and about. Things can go sideways fast when you need to go.

To pee any bar will do. But to take a dump I need somewhere comfortable. Back bathroom at Ticuan is numero uno. But the last few months that has been out of the way. My go to spot has been Caliente on rev. By 3rd. Bano is all the way in the back, only problem every time I run into the son of a one time novia who works there, he must wonder why I show up a couple times every weekend and head for the back.

[Artisttyp]

My 'Public Bathroom' while in the Zona Norte is the Caliente casino in the alley Coahuila. Not the most pristine place but good enough for a pee.

Thank You.