Abu Dhabi

[Ricky007]

Wondering if anybody has any idea why so many WGs whatsApp numbers are business accounts. I mean I know its a business but still just seems a bit odd. Can anyone shed any light on this? Thanks a lot.

[EuroStar]

https://m.facebook.com/MiraTownhouse...?locale2=sw_KE

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.p...53791301330752

052xxxx949.

Avoid Avoid Avoid. Utter dump of a place. Door opens with someone behind it to reveal a clothes drying rack and some fairly low class garments. They refused to show themselves so I dread to think what was behind there but it sure as shit wouldn't have been this cute girl with the awesome boobs.

They took a picture of me through the peep hole and WhatsAppd it to me. Not sure what they have to gain with that considering I was in a mask and glasses, LOL.

Moving on.

I commend your services for taking one of the team, comrade. Always remember. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

[Lefeu]

...Shame on you man, you should've called their bluff the moment you saw the ad. Only wankers with low IQ would fall for this. That's the type of $hit stupid illiterate construction workers fall for. What a waste of gas money. The ad pretty much tells the whole story. Live and learn.

That is not a nice way to treat your fellow mongers. You could have just easily told him how to avoid that trap next time. I am sure every monger fell for something similar at one point in their mongering life. I certainly have.

[Dizaster]

https://m.facebook.com/MiraTownhouse...?locale2=sw_KE

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.p...53791301330752

052xxxx949.

Avoid Avoid Avoid. Utter dump of a place. Door opens with someone behind it to reveal a clothes drying rack and some fairly low class garments. They refused to show themselves so I dread to think what was behind there but it sure as shit wouldn't have been this cute girl with the awesome boobs.

They took a picture of me through the peep hole and WhatsAppd it to me. Not sure what they have to gain with that considering I was in a mask and glasses, LOL.

Moving on.

Haha that's Melissa Alvarez a well-known Miami fitness model.

Shame on you man, you should've called their bluff the moment you saw the ad. Only wankers with low IQ would fall for this. That's the type of $hit stupid illiterate construction workers fall for. What a waste of gas money. The ad pretty much tells the whole story. Live and learn.

[Finch6]

https://m.facebook.com/MiraTownhouse...?locale2=sw_KE

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.p...53791301330752

052xxxx949.

Avoid Avoid Avoid. Utter dump of a place. Door opens with someone behind it to reveal a clothes drying rack and some fairly low class garments. They refused to show themselves so I dread to think what was behind there but it sure as shit wouldn't have been this cute girl with the awesome boobs.

They took a picture of me through the peep hole and WhatsAppd it to me. Not sure what they have to gain with that considering I was in a mask and glasses, LOL.

Moving on.

[EuroStar]

From the ashes of former 49 ersM rises Khorosho, the new Russian bar. After a makeover, the place looks nothing like its former self. The staff is friendly and I saw a nice group of mixed women from Chinese, Uzbeks and even a Moroccan. The atmosphere was surprisingly lively regardless of it being a weekday in the middle of the respected month. I ended up striking a conversation with a Moroccan and brought her home. Popped 4 times over the night while she stayed till morning without causing any drama. We slept at 7, woke up at around 11. Popped last one again and gave her a 50 for cab and off she went. 600 + 50 overall damage. Would definitely visit again.

[Ricky007]

My 1st post in a loooong while (surprised I could remember my login). Anyway just a quick post on when I tried one of the apps again (the one named after game kids play on the playground). Girl in pic looked east or southern African with full hips (right up my alley) but still looked really believable. Had to message her a few times before getting a response which made it seem more genuine. Got her number and arranged a casual check. Somewhat unsurprisingly someone comes up to me who is just as confused to see me as I am to see her. Another miss as some know all to well.

More interesting though is she claimed that her and her 4 flatmates sell drinks and do massages and was trying to convince me to come in for a try. Out of curiosity I asked to see what they looked like and she showed me some pictures. A few were OK. I declined though and said some other time and took off. It was obviously sketchy and I had a bad feeling.

Posting as a cautionary tale to remind everyone to be careful out there.

[Tool Shedd]

I've had the exact same experience with 2 Uzbeks picked from H Johnson at different occasions. The girls came in to my place, the sex was great even though they always seem to be in a hurry to get things going. 2 pops in and they already want to flee.

I have had several Uzbekis that, upon arriving in the room, jumped my bones at a high rate of speed and then took off after 20 minutes. The one shot was usually great, but none of them, in my experience of 5 or 6, stayed the agreed upon time.

The worst one agreed to TLN for 1,000 and split after 23 minutes. The gals back at 49 ers that knew me texted me and asked me WTH? I told them and the Uzbek texted me and asked if I was mad. No, just disillusioned. She offered me a freebie at a later date to make up for it, but next time I saw her she didn't bring it up.

We all pay for our education.

Tool Shedd.

[EuroStar]

Went to the bar in Capital Hotel to check what's on the menu. Found a fun little cute Uzbek chick who agreed to visit my place for 600 AED for the night. The initial demand is almost always 1 k but one can easily negotiate and bring the price down. Back at my place, she takes off her clothes and gets to work right away. The BBBJ and sex were excellent, however, she was already in her clothes after 2 hours and called a cab driver to pick her up. Bummer! I don't really argue with them at that point because what's left to keep the passion going? Lessons were learnt, always emphasize on the expected time they are expected to stay!

I've had the exact same experience with 2 Uzbeks picked from H Johnson at different occasions. The girls came in to my place, the sex was great even though they always seem to be in a hurry to get things going. 2 pops in and they already want to flee.

[EuroStar]

Went to the bar in Capital Hotel to check what's on the menu. Found a fun little cute Uzbek chick who agreed to visit my place for 600 AED for the night. The initial demand is almost always 1 k but one can easily negotiate and bring the price down. Back at my place, she takes off her clothes and gets to work right away. The BBBJ and sex were excellent, however, she was already in her clothes after 2 hours and called a cab driver to pick her up. Bummer! I don't really argue with them at that point because what's left to keep the passion going? Lessons were learnt, always emphasize on the expected time they are expected to stay!

[Tool Shedd]

The Kyrg lady I entertained last night told me the penthouse floor of the Dana Hotel (former 49 ers) is now open as the Khorosho Bar (Russian word for Very Good). She said the Trap on the mezzanine is closed. Showed me some pictures of the make-over in the bar. I will have to check it out next trip to the big city.

Anyone have any info on the place yet? Clientele, price, music, selection of companionship, etc?

Al Diar hotel website mentions "exotic cocktails, ala carte menu, 6 PM to 4 AM hours of operation.

Tool Shedd.

[ArabStrap10]

Hey Disazter,

You are right about the sharking and I've experienced three types.

1. The Crisis. Issues with landlord, visa, family always come out of the blue with a request for money in return for eternal thanks.

2. My friends boyfriend. Due the focus on living their best life in Insta they will try to pressure you into extravagant gifts, events because their friend gets that from their boyfriend.

3. The break up. My personal favorite as it involves sometimes hilarious melodrama and if you play your cards right some hot make up sex.

For 1 and 3, I generally call their bluff and say okay, maybe see you at the club (aka 49 ers). Works a treat as they know there is a ton of competition for your cash, one lady bought me an ice cream cake to say sorry and another was on my couch within the hour with her long legs open.

2. Is harder to counter as its genuinely important to their age group. I try to take them to do things I like to do anyway. Gift wise a trip to Zara with jeans and a top for AED 150 will easily do the trick.

[RockyBigBoner]

Yoyo in thailand till after ramadan.

The others arent close in service or looks. I would suggest waiting.

Agree, if her apartment was just a little better.

I used to have another account on this forum a few years back. For some reason I was super horny right before Ramadan started and was on a tear: saw Yoyo and the other miss Y at the elephant tusk place a few times. And some massage place in Mussafah that ended up being an apartment with beds, then I went to the M floor and Penthouse of the hotel with 2 initials- tried a couple of ladies here, not worth the price- typical BBBJ and mediocre massage, girls were not beautiful or anything. I tried one of the more upscale places in the Villaggio area- as always decent quality and girls were decent to look at but not Yo-yo level in service.

[Dizaster]

At the weekend I visited a spa named after an Italian city where you might enjoy a cornetto. You'll easily find their promotional video on YouTube. Video promises beautiful surroundings and beautiful Russian EE girls and it's accurate! It's a bit tricky to locate but look for the range rovers and Patrols (aka Abu Dhabi Peugeot's) outside a very large wooden door and your at the right place. Ladies at reception are stunning and I was shown to a very nice room with a curvy, young Ukrainian beauty. Right from the get go she was super flirty. Do you have a girlfriend sir etc, etc. I have to say her massage was excellent and very professional but became increasingly sensual. Then she whispered in my ear "this is a professional spa, but if you want I'll take off my top and you can come on my tits for 500 dirhams" LOL, I love Abu Dhabi so negotiated her down to 250 and duly obliged her. The massage was 650 but as I mentioned this place is targeting the high end of the market and overall it was a good experience. I even got the Ukrainians number and taking her to a fish restaurant tomorrow night.

Appreciate the review man, this place has been reported here a couple of times, and it looks like it's worth trying. I understand that this place is one of those so-called "high-end" establishments where FS is never an option which is awesome that you got to pull out that Ukrainian chicc for private time. Great job. Hope we can read more on the outcome of pinning a massage girl and whether or not its worth it and what's their expectations like etc.

Since I arrived in AD, I've built up a network of Uzbek ladies who I see quite regularly. I like the look of these dark haired beauties and have had some good times in the sack and out. Between beers, hookah and post coital chat I've gleaned a lot of insight into how these ladies work and I thought I'd share:

Day job. Most of the ladies work in the numerous beauty salons in AD. Normally six days a week. They pull in between 3 k to 4 K USD per month depending on tips. Via their customers, they also use this job to built a network of contacts in the city and also on the job market, salaries etc. One lady told me she'd checked me out via a supervisor in the building I live in.

Night Job. Those on tourist visas will work place like 49 ers as mulch as possible, but those here longer term try to get a couple of "boyfriends" on the go. It's more predictable and financially stable for them. They look for high earners who are here for a while. They will ask early on what your job is, where you work and will have a scarily accurate knowledge of what you earn. Generally they provide a nice GFE experience and it's essentially a sugar daddy / baby type deal..

Spot on, Uzbek chics are without a doubt the smartest and most business-minded ladies out there in the market. That whole networking bit is so true, if you are the type of gentleman who is highly paid, drives a see-class and puts on shiny shoes. Those chiccs will drool all over you and try to change the setup from p4 p service to let's have dinner sometime. You have to be smart though because that stems from an awful opportunistic nature that those girls have (Typical CCCP mentality), So you got to weigh out the benefits against your expenditure etc. They are also quite sharky so keeping one eye open is always the way to go.

Do they really pull out 4000 usd from just doing Salon jobs? That's insane! Or did you mean 4000 aed? I guess they apply that strange business model where that pay a flat fee per month to rent the chair in the salon?. I don't know about those numbers tbh.

A great example is that Instagram famous Uzbek girl who used to work in shitty Abo-hail massage parlors up in Dubai under PRC management and then worked her way up to the happy place and now she literally owns her own MP shop down in oud metha and she has "investor visa" status. Got to appreciate the hustle man haha. As the Moroccan chiccs always say: A man got his arm, meanwhile a woman has her pussy.

[RockyBigBoner]

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