Tijuana Escort Reports

[Kc Talent]

I said I would report back after my short trip last week to Tijuana in the zone.

My first day on arrival I spent in San Diego for a work meeting and thereafter was back at the Hilton.

For the night. Tried out an escort service on the Baja listing call Skokka seen Liz 24-year-old. She is a white skin pretty girl with nice tits and a good ass 1. 5 hours, but she was there longer $150. Super good BBJ and good in mash loud but took the smashing but no ass said she had a friend that I could see and was pretty, so I agreed to see her the next morning. Her name was Johnnie, dark hair about 25 but small build but that ass was nice and fit. She told me more than once she really needed a little money quick and was why she came and was giving me that ass so for $125 for the hour I pound and smash both her holes and will repeat.

Took an Uber from airport to the broader $30 and crossed was easy just went in through the Mexican line and was waved on in no questions. Those that went in the American line ended up in the little side room.

Took a taxi to Hotel Ticuan $5 check into the room with a jacuzzi had lunch and set me up an appointment with the girl Travel365 talked about Italia 420 on Mileroticos for 6 PM. Finish lunch took a nape woke up showered got more towels from the young cute great ass maid and was not in a rush to leave told me to call if I needed more and she would take care of it and would be their late gave her a good tip and thanked her without even touching that ass. 420 girl called ask me to meet her in lobby had all her ID in her phone took a while had to get on the hotel internet to found but all was well and up to the room we went. She was a little older than what I am used to but undress not bad. She headed to the jacuzzi turning on the water a than gave me a good BBJ taking a little at a time than she let loose felt so good than I smashed until I had to turn the water off and went back to smashing. We came out of the tub and I get a little mouth some pussy and that ass but dam she was loud 2 hours 2000.

Next day about 1 pm 420 girl called with one of her friends I ask her friend Nataly, to send me a photo she did I said what time or how about now she said ok. Nataly is about 25 big tits and a nice round fat ass cute face. Nataly arrived looking very sexy get naked turn on the water to the tube and was just a repeat of 420 much better body big tits and ass she when home to meet a girlfriend after dinner around 7 pm $200 and well worth it I asked do you have friends like 420 she said yes, and she think I would like the young one name Michela or the one name Liz.

Michela showed up on time around noon. Looked 19 but was 22 years old super body and short 5'5 and thick but nice thighs and big tits very cute face and fucked the shit out of me the whole afternoon. Order dinner when in the Jacuzzi and fucked until late and we both cuddled and went to sleep fuck more after we woke up her pussy was good tight and felt like the pussy was grabbing and milking my dick every pump regardless of the position. Michela went home about noon $300 and will repeat and she has friends.

Spent the rest of that day in the zone. Lots of new good-looking girls when I came out of HK in the alley seen a few I really wanted to come back to Hotel Ticuan but they all said no until I seen them in there spot first. I will try this again on my next trip don't know if it matters if I stay in the hotel next to HK if they would bite than but I saw many super nice booty girls in the alley.

Until next trip.

[ScottHall]

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

It wasn't bad luck. She pulled the same stunt. I hope you complained to the admin. She was actually pretty amazing for about 30 minutes. She has talent but I went for a position change and she tried to tell me to finish. She didn't want to do anything anymore with 25 minutes left. This chick was pretty obnoxious as she was practically in love with her vape pen.

[SeaBeeJoe]

You tried something new, but you went about it the wrong way. Someone new to escorts has no business on Mileroticos. Second, your agency selections were a miss. As an experienced escort hobbyist, I could have told you they'd be fat and high mileage. Also, with regard to stinky pussies, that happens in the bars too even if you use the finger bang test, assuming she lets you during ficha time. I've had girls pass that test and even smell fine once you get them upstairs. It wasn't until I started pumping her in perrito that I noticed a stench unleashed from the depths of her pussy. I think the most prolific poster on the Tijuana threads and idol to all naive newbies even had a similar experience in HK and made a big deal of it in a post. I would have found it and included it but it's difficult when you have a guy who seems to write a post every four hours to entertain the bros. Hehe.

Nothing and I mean nothing kills a boner faster then stinky Mexicana pussy stench. God a few time it was down right nuclear nasty!

[LuvMexicanas]

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

2) Yahaira at Grey's. See my review below. Right on time and close to perfect in all regards. 19-20 ish, spinner, beautiful, classy, etc. That experience would cost 5 x in the states!

3) Hanna at Sweet Girls Tijuana. Similar to Yahaira, right on time, but maybe a notch or two down in all regards. For those into all natural 18-19 spinner types, tho, definitely go for it. I didn't repeat on this trip, but would in subsequent trips.

4) Julie at Musas. Was 30 min late (a trend for Musas? Facially she just wasn't up to my standards. I feel like a got burned by relying too much on Musas board on this, and they don't send face pics. Anyhow, a nice 22 ish girl with a great body, but I just have higher standards facially so wouldn't repeat.

Great info man. If you want to take luck out of the equation and be the first batter up, morning appointments are the ticket. I'm surprised Musas wouldn't send you face pics. I primarily use Goodgirls and when I request a face photo, they send it. I wouldn't book an appointment without it. There are many agencies out there so if Musas is refusing to comply, I'm sure other agencies out there would be more than happy to have your business. There are perks too if you develop a good reputation through repeat business. For example, an agency might send you photos of a new chica who hasn't hit their website. So many girls quickly realize that selling ass is not for them and don't even make it a week so never appear on the agency's website. Thus, you have a chance to bang out a fresher girl, practically a virgin.

[LuvMexicanas]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

You tried something new, but you went about it the wrong way. Someone new to escorts has no business on Mileroticos. Second, your agency selections were a miss. As an experienced escort hobbyist, I could have told you they'd be fat and high mileage. Also, with regard to stinky pussies, that happens in the bars too even if you use the finger bang test, assuming she lets you during ficha time. I've had girls pass that test and even smell fine once you get them upstairs. It wasn't until I started pumping her in perrito that I noticed a stench unleashed from the depths of her pussy. I think the most prolific poster on the Tijuana threads and idol to all naive newbies even had a similar experience in HK and made a big deal of it in a post. I would have found it and included it but it's difficult when you have a guy who seems to write a post every four hours to entertain the bros. Hehe.

[ScottHall]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

This is just a rookie mistake. Both of these girls are size 5, which is a heavy girl. Size 3 and below is what you wanted. Your tune would have been a lot different if you had picked Polly and Bambi. But I do think that musas roster is lacking right now.

[Ctytek]

I wouldn't generalize from one bad experience. And it doesn't sound like you've done your homework, frankly. Svanna's stats are posted on Musas website, she is listed as size 5/ see. Did you expect a spinner with those stats? The smell part is inexcusable, but that's extremely rare. Nearly all girls from reputable agencies that I've been with are impeccable hygiene, most took shower right before the session. Do your homework, use reputable agencies and read reviews.

You will do better on average with escorts than HK, where 4 times out of 5 you get a dead fish shark, who just wants to take your money in shortest amount of time possible, and be out of the room.

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Sosa23]

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

2) Yahaira at Grey's. See my review below. Right on time and close to perfect in all regards. 19-20 ish, spinner, beautiful, classy, etc. That experience would cost 5 x in the states!

3) Hanna at Sweet Girls Tijuana. Similar to Yahaira, right on time, but maybe a notch or two down in all regards. For those into all natural 18-19 spinner types, tho, definitely go for it. I didn't repeat on this trip, but would in subsequent trips.

4) Julie at Musas. Was 30 min late (a trend for Musas? Facially she just wasn't up to my standards. I feel like a got burned by relying too much on Musas board on this, and they don't send face pics. Anyhow, a nice 22 ish girl with a great body, but I just have higher standards facially so wouldn't repeat.

[Captain Solo]

PsilocyBin,

That's very good tips to the bros to avoid escorts with fake pics, ugly faces, lumpy, obese bodies, loose, rotten pussies.

You cannot even pay me to spend 2 minutes with those ugly, low-class women. I am surprised quite a few bros still waste time and money on them.

A lot of bar girls and street girls are nice, clean, young, healthy, beautiful, smelling good, feeling good. Most would spend 1 or 2 hours in your rooms, sometimes overnight, may cost a little more than the cheap, fake, rotten escorts, but you would know exactly whom you are taking to bed, so won't be surprised andassaulted by their ugliness and dead-fish smelling pussies.

Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Psilocybin69]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Jackie888]

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

Yep. Got a smelly. That was the last straw. On my drive back to the border, I stuffed a covid wipe full of alcohol up my nostrils and scrubbed it to get rid of the odor. Likely just a yeast infection. Nevertheless, it was the last straw.

[LuvMexicanas]

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

[MemoeNasty]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

[Sosa23]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

[Lefeu]

I respect your opinion, but I am the opposite. I like escorts because you get them for an hour or more. So you have plenty of time to get to know them, in a quiet comfortable space. You can get romantic, and after the sex is done you can take time to cuddle, chat, and relax (or go again). In the bars, it's too loud and distracting for me to chat with the girls, and they are too focused on persuading you to go to the room. Then when you are done they are up and showered and gone.

I love the bars, but for the reason you mentioned -- spending time with a hot girl on my lap, her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. I have no illusions that it is *anything but* a client and escort transaction. It's still fun, but I'll use that time to get interested and then order an escort for the evening.

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?