Guadalajara

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

Everyone should visit Parque Morelos at least once. During the day it's full of well-past-their-prime working ladies, either sitting on benches or slowly walking from bench to bench trying to drum up business from senior citizen males. I walked around there every day for exercise and no one ever harassed me, including the park police.

One morning I spotted a 40-something year old puta sitting on a concrete bulkhead around the children's playground. Her blobby body was stuffed into a brightly-colored, short and tight sausage-casing of a mini dress. My 50 MG sildenafil tablet had kicked in early, and she piqued my libido. Price was 200 pesos, with the promise of servicio completo.

After sealing the deal, she grabbed my hand and we walked like lovers to a short-time hotel on the east side of Calz Independencia Norte. As we passed other well-worn chicas, they all made which I assume were approving comments. After all, the pay-for-play ladies all told me I am muy guapo, and I'm sure they wouldn't lie.

200 pesos to her, 70 pesos for the room and condom, and we were off to the races. This cougar definitely was ready for action, and I could not ask for better service for $13.50. She was genuinely a nice lady, and I stopped by for a repeat later in the week.

One day at the park, I struck up a conversation with a middle-aged lady sitting in a wheel chair. I figured she was just hanging around, enjoying the nice day. We gabbed for a while, and in my broken Spanish I asked what type of work she does. She indicated she provided "sexo servicio", which caught me off-guard.

Never have I had the opportunity to engage in "activities" with a physically-challenged lady, and I regret passing up the chance. Might have been quite memorable.

The area immediately south of Parque Morelos has at least 7 fichera bars. There are 3 on Calle Aquafria directly behind the Hotel Paris (in the vicinity of Bar Taconazo on Google Maps), but they appeared to be a bit rough and not suitable for an obvious gringo, so I passed.

My favorite drinking bar is the Los Altos, located on the corner of Juan Manuel and Aguafria, on the south side of the Morelos park. It is located on the second floor of the building which houses the Neveria la Fuente snack bar (it is called Respados la Fuente on Google Maps). The entrance to the upstairs bar is located on the right side of the snack bar.

The bar has relatively clean, has a nice atmosphere with plenty of ceiling fans, and has fichera girls after 2 pm. Ladies drinks only cost 70 pesos here. During the week there are only a few hostesses, and it appeared they were not up for "take out". On weekends the bar becomes loaded with around 8 additional drunk ficheras, with a couple dancing on the tables for fun. My regular hostess said most of them were up for off-site action. If I lived in GDL, this would be my go-to Saturday afternoon-evening bar.

I also enjoyed the action at 2 newly-opened fichera bars in the area, with ladies drinks costing 80 pesos. Albur Cantina is located at Av. Miguel Hidalgo why Costilla 14, while the Ayayay Cantina can be found at Calzada Independencia #389. My regular gal at Ayayay declined my takeout offer, but pointed to two other girls who would most likely accept.

Club El Cabrito is located on Calle Independencia 16 A. It's a dance hall that during the week is pretty much empty but has a couple of fichera ladies during the day. On weekends it springs to life as a dance club for older couples. I had one heck of a lot of fun drinking Dos Equis and watching the dancers late on a Sunday afternoon, and was even invited to sit at a table by a man and his wife and unescorted lady friend. With better Spanish skills, I probably would have gotten lucky.

I had a lot of fun in GDL, but 16 days was a bit too much time there. I doubt I'll return, but I'll treasure the mammaries.

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I just returned from 2 weeks in Guadalajara. My report is not going to be of much value to many of you because my methods differ from most men who post here.

I stayed at the Hotel Casino Plaza, located on the western fringes of the city's historical district. It's located within short walking distance of the Juarez subway station, which provides access to 2 of GDL's 3 subway lines. The room was clean, comfortable, well-maintained, had plenty of hot water, and had the best hotel air conditioning system I've seen in years. The only complaints were the antique showerhead and the hollow-core entry door which allowed an excessive amount of hallway noise on rare occasions. Price was $30/ night and I would definitely stay there again.

I like daytime entertainment as I wake up at 6 am and am in bed by 9:30 pm. My method is to find a day-drinking bar with hostesses who will sit with me (ficheras) and give me the attention I deserve. If conversations indicate there are no onsite ladies available for "service", after a few beers I leave the bar and roam the streetwalker areas to find a suitable companion to take to a local short-time hotel.

I accept the fact that many of the bars are germ-ridden shitholes with disgusting bathrooms and that most of the women are generally a combination of fat, plain-looking, or well past their expiration dates. I don't need perfection; I want enthusiastic women with good attitudes who delude me into thinking I'm a handsome man.

My knowledge of Spanish is limited to around 50 words. Thank God for Google Translate, as I was able to slowly and tediously have conversations with the bar girls.

The only convenient day-drinking bars I found were in two places in the Historical District. One area is on and around Calle Aguafria to the south of Parque Morelos. The other is on the east side of Avenida Independencia Sur between Calle Valentin Gomez Farias and Calle Federico Medrano.

There are at least 5 fichera bars along Independencia Sur. From north to south, they are Bar Tejas, El Bohemio De Calzada, Rio Colorado, Bar Salon Superior Sonoro Tropical, and Bar Arandas.

I never patronized Bar Arandas because it's pretty dead during the early evening. The other four bars open with fichera girls at around noon and close between 10 pm and midnight. All the fichera girls are clothed in sexy attire and most wear CFM shoes. Customer beers (355 ML) run between 22-26 pesos, while the smaller ladies' drinks (195 ML) are 80 pesos.

Only two of the bars have upstairs "privado" rooms: El Bohemio De Calzada and Rio Colorado. One young chubbette was really keen on getting me upstairs, and said her rate was 500 pesos, but would be reduced to 400 pesos if I bought her 4 drinks. I did not inquire about the additional cost of the room as I declined her offer.

The only lady I "dated" from those bars was a relatively cute, sexy blonde from El Bohemio with a ginormous chest. I was too tired to pull the trigger that night, but she then offered to meet me before work the next day for 600 pesos (yeah, I paid the gringo price). She whispered the offer right after removing her active tongue from my mouth and while rubbing my cock through my pants, so how could I say no?

We agreed to meet at an arranged spot at 4 pm and amazingly she was there. Short time hotel was 140 pesos, and I tipped her 50. Service was pretty darned good, a lot better than the lackluster performances from the sexy-dressed 500 pesos streetwalkers across the way on Calle Huerto.

El Bohemio is exclusively for guys seeking company, while Rio Colorado seems to attract a few non-prostitutes as customers. One night two gordas waved me over to their table and we spent an hour talking and dancing, with no pretext of naughty activities. Another night, a lone wolf sat drinking by herself and casting glances my way, so I brazenly joined her table. 5 minutes after buying her a 22 peso Tecate beer, she was hugging me, blowing in my ear, and had taken her boobs out of her bra for me to examine. The privado room manager stopped by our table holding a pack of condoms and asked if we wanted to go upstairs, but she declined. Some girls just want to have fun, not get poked. No complaints from me as getting to grope a 27 year old top-heavy gal was enough to make my day.

The other two bars (Bar Tejas and Bar Salon Superior Sonoro Tropical) were decent-enough places and I had fun chatting up the ficheras, but there was no indication of any carnal naughtiness being available. My rule is 2 beers for me, 2 fichera drinks for the tablemate, and if no action is likely I head to the next bar.

My daily routine was 3 beers for me, 3 fichera drinks for my companion, plus tip costs around 330 pesos, or $17. Short-time with a moderately-attractive streetwalker in the Calle Aguafria area costs 300 pesos, with 70 pesos for the disgusting short-time rooms at a private lodge next to the El Cabrito dance hall on Calle Independencia, for a total of $19. Add 280 pesos ($14) for one of the beautiful streetwalkers plus higher room charge in the Calle Huerto area.

$36 would get me a slight beer buzz, one hour of conversation with a congenial hostess, and 20 minutes of streetwalker intercourse, which varied from cadaver-like to volcanic eruption, depending on the girl. Fits nicely within my budget.

[JuanJo]

Hello, good night, it's my first time here in Guadalajara, a very beautiful city, but I want to enjoy a night with a lady and I'm looking for reliable agencies so far and I've seen agencies like Muñequitas, Pasarelagdl, Tentaciones, Calientesgdl, Alicia and others more or recommend a reliable place thank you good night.

[Bdb013]

I have only been once and stayed here, Hotel Love it, I registered for 2 people and had girls go the the front desk then they call me to come down, no additional charge. Also there is a parking in the garage and the girls can get in the elevator in the garage and come up and bypass the front desk. Also I met one girl in front and escorted her up and nobody said a word.

It also is not far from Picasso motel which alot of the chicas go to or use.

I've stayed at Hotel Love it Consulado and Hotel Portobello. Both very nice hotels and both very chica friendly. I am headed back to GDL in August and have already booked Hotel Love it for that stay.

[DramaFree11]

You ever give Ciudad Jurez a try?

Nope, perfectly happy in MTY, honestly I can not do much better then my current situation. Life is good and living the dream.

[Conick2000]

Yes, you probably correct, but it is just another attempt of the Airlines attempting to screw everyone in the States over. There is no reason for flights to be so expensive, GDL, MTY, and the beaches, this total be. S. You can fly in Mexico and Europe for next nothing, but not in the states. Totally sucks, this in the one reason I started driving to MTY. As I result I struck gold, and I do not have to fly any more unless I choose too. I might do a trip or 2 to Moscow over the winter.

You ever give Ciudad Juárez a try?

[DramaFree11]

Nothing has really changed recently. And tech companies did not move there overnight. Mexico has always been open, at least if you travel by air. Literally a week or two ago you could book a flight from MIA to MEX for about $100, now it is close to $300 one way.

It has been expensive to fly there from Houston for a couple of years now. MTY is even more expensive. Crazy, but things are not going to change in the states, flying will continue to get more expensive. Best to figure out a way to make more money.

[MiamiBoy1]

Another reason US to GDL ticket prices could be going up is because there are a lot of US tech companies there and now US business travel is opening up there will be more business travelers.

And business travelers always pay top dollar because of short term booking, etc.

Nothing has really changed recently. And tech companies did not move there overnight. Mexico has always been open, at least if you travel by air. Literally a week or two ago you could book a flight from MIA to MEX for about $100, now it is close to $300 one way.

[DramaFree11]

Another reason US to GDL ticket prices could be going up is because there are a lot of US tech companies there and now US business travel is opening up there will be more business travelers.

And business travelers always pay top dollar because of short term booking, etc.

Yes, you probably correct, but it is just another attempt of the Airlines attempting to screw everyone in the States over. There is no reason for flights to be so expensive, GDL, MTY, and the beaches, this total be. S. You can fly in Mexico and Europe for next nothing, but not in the states. Totally sucks, this in the one reason I started driving to MTY. As I result I struck gold, and I do not have to fly any more unless I choose too. I might do a trip or 2 to Moscow over the winter.

[Pussycat123]

Another reason US to GDL ticket prices could be going up is because there are a lot of US tech companies there and now US business travel is opening up there will be more business travelers.

And business travelers always pay top dollar because of short term booking, etc.

[Sol12]

Hey guys,

Recently there have been numerous reports of mongers being robbed and even murdered in Colombia. Protests and curfews make it even worse there. How is the current situation in GDL and CDMX in terms of safety and covid restrictions? Never been to GDL before, but been to CDMX and felt very safe there.

Also, I noticed all of a sudden flight prices to both cities doubled compared to what they were just a week ago. Any clue why is that?

Sorry I didn't mention it but I always feel very safe and no problems walking around. Especially in the better areas. Not sure where you were looking to stay.

Yeah the flights have gone up, I imagine it's the high demand of people going on vacation for the summer especially since last year most folks stayed home. Just keep checking and hopefully you can catch something on sale.

[Sol12]

Hey guys,

Recently there have been numerous reports of mongers being robbed and even murdered in Colombia. Protests and curfews make it even worse there. How is the current situation in GDL and CDMX in terms of safety and covid restrictions? Never been to GDL before, but been to CDMX and felt very safe there.

Also, I noticed all of a sudden flight prices to both cities doubled compared to what they were just a week ago. Any clue why is that?

GDL is a great city. Not the same escort quality as CDMX but clubs are fun and full. Everything is open and normal besides having to wear a mask inside but that's pretty much standard everywhere.

[RamDavidson84]

Hey guys,

Recently there have been numerous reports of mongers being robbed and even murdered in Colombia. Protests and curfews make it even worse there. How is the current situation in GDL and CDMX in terms of safety and covid restrictions? Never been to GDL before, but been to CDMX and felt very safe there.

Also, I noticed all of a sudden flight prices to both cities doubled compared to what they were just a week ago. Any clue why is that?

If you are constantly searching a particular destination for flights, the prices will go up, especially if you are using google flights. If you over pay and are a saved member to Airlines like Jetblu, Spirit, American, etc. The airlines will also know what you can afford and your prices will be higher. I have tested this multiple times by asking friends to look up flight prices from their computers or smart phones after I had been searching a date and flight destination and my friends prices were 10-15% cheaper. This is also true if you use websites like Hotels.com. Hotel prices will be more expensive. Always look for online coupons when booking flights and hotels, this can save you a lot of money. Prices doubling would probably be due to sudden increase in flights, but that's me speculating. I hit GDL up in April, same time as spring break for many students and I noticed a lot of young American guys in the Airport. It was also the first weekend Jalisco lifted all covid restrictions, so that may have been a factor as well. GDL is not Colombia, but its better than CDMX and much quality fun can be had in my opinion. Can't wait to return.

[MiamiBoy1]

Hey guys,

Recently there have been numerous reports of mongers being robbed and even murdered in Colombia. Protests and curfews make it even worse there. How is the current situation in GDL and CDMX in terms of safety and covid restrictions? Never been to GDL before, but been to CDMX and felt very safe there.

Also, I noticed all of a sudden flight prices to both cities doubled compared to what they were just a week ago. Any clue why is that?

[Sol12]

Have always liked Ukrainian girls, are they always present in Men's Strip Club or is it seasonal?

I will make a trip there in case they are always present.

Sorry Napata I didn't make it to Men's on my latest trip but heard that one Ukrainian girls went back home so not sure if any are still around.