Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Cane]

Easy solution is to stop trying to date hookers and find a normal girlfriend. If you lead with money then you know she is there for money. Why is this so hard to understand? For 16 years on this website I have said show up without money to see how they really feel about you. Easy exercise. But you guys already know how they really feel because you pour money into them to TRY to keep them around, which does not always work.

A real girlfriend will love you for you and not because you are giving her money and stuff. The only chicks I have ever given anything to are the ones I had history with and they did not ask. And they certainly were not hookers. I have been with my girlfriend for 4 years and she has never asked me for shit. Just recently I have started buying her shit when I see it is actually needed without her saying anything.

Get with someone that actually appreciates and loves you, and not with somebody that will be gone when the money stops. Next time you really like someone say it out loud to yourself to see if you are thinking rationally. I met a chick that is a school teacher that I really like. I met a chick that is a lawyer that I really like. I met a chick that is a hooker that I really like. One of these things sounds ridiculous.

There is a place for hookers, but stop getting their place confused. You pay them in cash after you fuck. Keep It Simple. Money can't buy you love, especially from a hooker. If that was the case then she would be in love with every customer that walked in the door.

Them's the facts bro! Could not have said it better myself. But you know there's always somebody who just has to "date" a tute, when really it should be all about the Five F's. Then when it doesn't work out, they're saddened. What could they have reasonably expected? Find them, feel them, finger them, fuck them. Then forget them!

[Exec Talent]

Some guys have been burnt. Others fear being burnt.

Women are women. Met a drop-dead gorgeous Russian working girl in a club who was fantastic company, didn't ask me for anything and actually gave me gifts. She had a boyfriend who treated her badly.

Had a friend in the US who asked me to date her sister to show her how a real man treated women because she had a boyfriend who was treating her badly.

If you think it is only about money for sex, then you are right, it will only be about money for sex. Have I gotten burnt. Absolutely. Would I do it again. Absolutely.

Help Disco was one of the biggest illusions ever. Here I am in this "nightclub" dancing and drinking with all these girls. At the end of the night, one is going home with me. It was so successful because there are tons of guys from around the world who were not into ordering escorts, having sex and that was the end of it. They wanted the illusion.

[Vagabundo1]

Give her a card.

Can have biz cards made in Rio at a grafica or at home easily.

Friday night I went to Club 116, there were a couple of hot negras so I sat down next to one who was already with a guy. She kept looking at me and smiling, but fearful of causing a disturbance, we only flirted while her customer wasn't looking. I finished my drink and before I got up to leave I slide my card over and she takes it and I'm out the door. As soon as I hit the sidewalk my phone starts blowing up, she tells me"come back up, why did I leave?" I tell her sorry I have an appointment. So I walk over to 4 x4 and walk up the stairs to the boate and I'm informed the Wiskeria is closed but I can go inside in my street clothes (I can't stand those funky robes). Once inside it was the usual 4 x4 scene a few negras, brancas and morenas, I was approached by three different contract employees and gave my card to two of them, other than that, uneventful and not very interesting.

[Mr Enternational]

Trying to repeat this with a hottie from Buenos Aires was heart breaking. We spent the best time together in BA like we were in love. 21 hrs together over three days (as opposed to 5 with Thifany before I pulled the trigger on London. LOL) Went to the sex club together. You name it. Flew her to London and she dropped me like a hot rock. Between flight costs, a new phone, and some other out about $3000. And fuck it HURT. Much more than the monetary loss.

Easy solution is to stop trying to date hookers and find a normal girlfriend. If you lead with money then you know she is there for money. Why is this so hard to understand? For 16 years on this website I have said show up without money to see how they really feel about you. Easy exercise. But you guys already know how they really feel because you pour money into them to TRY to keep them around, which does not always work.

A real girlfriend will love you for you and not because you are giving her money and stuff. The only chicks I have ever given anything to are the ones I had history with and they did not ask. And they certainly were not hookers. I have been with my girlfriend for 4 years and she has never asked me for shit. Just recently I have started buying her shit when I see it is actually needed without her saying anything.

Get with someone that actually appreciates and loves you, and not with somebody that will be gone when the money stops. Next time you really like someone say it out loud to yourself to see if you are thinking rationally. I met a chick that is a school teacher that I really like. I met a chick that is a lawyer that I really like. I met a chick that is a hooker that I really like. One of these things sounds ridiculous.

There is a place for hookers, but stop getting their place confused. You pay them in cash after you fuck. Keep It Simple. Money can't buy you love, especially from a hooker. If that was the case then she would be in love with every customer that walked in the door.

[Steve 9696]

When you 'date' a GDP, she starts seeing you as her personal ATM / boyfriend. I'd say it's a good thing. It's like a alarm beeping in your head that nudges you to move on. You may hate it, but you know it's time to get out of bed. Imagine how much damage a more sophisticated creature could cause to both your wallet and your heart with a longer, well executed con. Actually, no need to imagine, as our esteemed Exec Talent described it clearly in another thread.

You might be young, but you're wise, too. Love them, enjoy them, pay them, don't fall for them. I really appreciate your reports, thank you!

Awww Zebra. So sorry. Been there done that and been taken worse than you. I see new faces here. But in the SP thread many followed the Thifany story meet a girl in a Boate, have an amazing time, fly her to London and have the best week of my life (happy to repost or PM if you haven't read it). There was no downside in this one. She got engaged shortly thereafter, so we parted amicably.

Trying to repeat this with a hottie from Buenos Aires was heart breaking. We spent the best time together in BA like we were in love. 21 hrs together over three days (as opposed to 5 with Thifany before I pulled the trigger on London. LOL) Went to the sex club together. You name it. Flew her to London and she dropped me like a hot rock. Between flight costs, a new phone, and some other out about $3000. And fuck it HURT. Much more than the monetary loss.

Fortunately I knew the cure was to fuck hottties fast and furious and fucked 10 girls in 5 days in London (Diva escorts mostly) including the most epic duo of my life with the legendary Melty and her flat mate Pantera. OMG.

I honestly don't regret the overall experience because the first part was soooo good. But what a lesson in how you feel like you know a girl only to find out she is a stone cold b*tch underneath. So eyes ALWAYS wide open and enjoy it while you can. There is ALWAYS another. Dive right in and don't look back.

[Member #4729]

Truth is, around the world, women like sex, just not bad sex. The mantra of many here is that you can't turn a GDP into a housewife. If she can sleep in your bed while you hold her, wake up in the morning without you jumping her bones and spend the day with you just holding hands and taking it all in, you might find at night she is the one who wants to please you and wants nothing in return. For that night and day at least, she wasn't a GDP.

I agree with this completely. Its not totally fair to lump all the GDP's into one category- there is a wide variety just as their are mongers and all connections are individual. This particular GDP was young and unsophisticated despite her aspirations to material wealth, and either didn't have the skill, ability or desire to play the long slow game.

[Member #4729]

When you 'date' a GDP, she starts seeing you as her personal ATM / boyfriend. I'd say it's a good thing. It's like a alarm beeping in your head that nudges you to move on. You may hate it, but you know it's time to get out of bed. Imagine how much damage a more sophisticated creature could cause to both your wallet and your heart with a longer, well executed con.

A longer, more well executed con. Hmm. Sounds like "marriage".

[The Cane]

For those that seem disenchanted w Rio, I believe it's generally acknowledged that SP is better than Rio for girls. While I don't personally have firsthand knowledge of Rio, My firsthand knowledge of (precovid) SP is there are plenty of 8+ Girls in the Boates. And the kicker is that most girls I've been with in SP (about 15) have been from Rio! They come to SP to make their Boate money. Def recommend you try SP before you judge Brazil.

P.S. Someone described the pushy experience they received in the termas just like FKK. You will never get this at A nice Boate in SP. The only incentive to get me to the room was twice I've had my dick seriously assaulted while in the club. And this after a half hour plus of hanging out. It worked BTW. LOL.

I do have firsthand knowledge of both cities, and I know that both are great for girls! Each has its pros and cons. And as Xpartan says, "pushy" is rare for a termas. I think the main issue is this pandemic. These aren't normal times, and therefore you can't draw a reasonable conclusion based on today's circumstances. Once we get past this, I expect the situation on the ground to improve dramatically in Rio in terms of available talent. Rio is normally great for girls folks, and a marvelous city! You just need to know how to work that market, which doesn't work like Sao Paulo, and vice versa. But while COVID is still raging in Brazil, everything is going to stay messed up! Be patient.

[Vagabundo1]

At RB156 you can just say a name and not show ID (tell them you don't have it, left it in your safe). So they record your name as Ronald McDonald, yes they have your picture (grow a beard), don't commit any felonies, at least not on camera.

Visited multiple clinicas recently and generally had a good time. Prices have come down from last time I was here, most spas were charging Rs 120/ h. But I think the pandemic took its toll on the Cariocas, I had a hard time finding skinny providers in the spas. Summary of a few experiences worth highlighting.

Belprazer in Centro; best selection of all spas I visited. At least 10 ladies in lineup at any given time, all shapes and sizes. I sessioned with 4 ladies on 4 days. All did their best to please, and all provided GFE. My favorite was Duda, perhaps the hottest lady this trip. We connected well and she was the closest to GFE I got this entire trip.

Onix Spa in Centro; Underwhelming for several reasons. Selection was weak, most of the ladies on the website were there, but they don't look as nice as the pics. Second, the rooms are really shitty, phone booth size (like Mezzanine in Bogota) with a shower at the foot of the bed. Third, they are relatively expensive, they charge Rs 170/ h, a 40% premium over other spas for reasons not clear to me. Finally, getting into the building is annoying. You have to register at the ground floor to get a key that allows you to access the elevators and exit the building as well. They record your ID info and take your picture, very intrusive. Dudas spa is in the same building..

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah, RJ is the best, it has the beach, and waterfalls on hikes.

SP is nothing but urban sprawl ad infinitum.

My SP girl (who is a RJ native) canceled her trip to RJ, alas. But she said, them breve.

I don't believe that pushy is typical for Rio termas. In 20 years, I remember 2 pushy girls. One took a gentle hint and disappeared, another one got told off by another girl who didn't like her behavior. It's nothing to be concerned of, IMHO.

But, yeah, for clubs (boates) SP can't be beat. Still, Rio is a beautiful and fun city. Try to use these adjectives to describe SP, LOL.

[Xpartan]

For those that seem disenchanted w Rio, I believe it's generally acknowledged that SP is better than Rio for girls. While I don't personally have firsthand knowledge of Rio, My firsthand knowledge of (precovid) SP is there are plenty of 8+ Girls in the Boates. And the kicker is that most girls I've been with in SP (about 15) have been from Rio! They come to SP to make their Boate money. Def recommend you try SP before you judge Brazil.

P.S. Someone described the pushy experience they received in the termas just like FKK. You will never get this at A nice Boate in SP. The only incentive to get me to the room was twice I've had my dick seriously assaulted while in the club. And this after a half hour plus of hanging out. It worked BTW. LOL.

I don't believe that pushy is typical for Rio termas. In 20 years, I remember 2 pushy girls. One took a gentle hint and disappeared, another one got told off by another girl who didn't like her behavior. It's nothing to be concerned of, IMHO.

But, yeah, for clubs (boates) SP can't be beat. Still, Rio is a beautiful and fun city. Try to use these adjectives to describe SP, LOL.

[Xpartan]

This update will address the inevitable consequences of becoming a regular with a terma girl and then later some reportage from Posts 2.

When last checking in the reality of developing a regular (almost daily) relationship with a Terma girl had begun to hit. Two things occurred in direct correlation- 1. The demand for more money, gifts, uber eats before sex, helping out with money for her birthday party, etc had begun to pick up and 2. The quality of performance had declined. It could be that the performance never *actually* declined, but because the novelty of such a beautiful dish combined with the acts she was willing to perform had once been intense enough to smooth out any perception of slacking- the execution itself had always in fact been matter of fact and without much desire. I began to see it as being obligatory and started to feel like a chump. The aura of novelty hath vanished, the bubble burst. Let's also add that these girls lie all the time and their lies are often laughable and blatant.

When you 'date' a GDP, she starts seeing you as her personal ATM / boyfriend. I'd say it's a good thing. It's like a alarm beeping in your head that nudges you to move on. You may hate it, but you know it's time to get out of bed. Imagine how much damage a more sophisticated creature could cause to both your wallet and your heart with a longer, well executed con. Actually, no need to imagine, as our esteemed Exec Talent described it clearly in another thread.

You might be young, but you're wise, too. Love them, enjoy them, pay them, don't fall for them. I really appreciate your reports, thank you!

[Kib123]

Visited multiple clinicas recently and generally had a good time. Prices have come down from last time I was here, most spas were charging Rs 120/ h. But I think the pandemic took its toll on the Cariocas, I had a hard time finding skinny providers in the spas. Summary of a few experiences worth highlighting.

Belprazer in Centro; best selection of all spas I visited. At least 10 ladies in lineup at any given time, all shapes and sizes. I sessioned with 4 ladies on 4 days. All did their best to please, and all provided GFE. My favorite was Duda, perhaps the hottest lady this trip. We connected well and she was the closest to GFE I got this entire trip.

Onix Spa in Centro; Underwhelming for several reasons. Selection was weak, most of the ladies on the website were there, but they don't look as nice as the pics. Second, the rooms are really shitty, phone booth size (like Mezzanine in Bogota) with a shower at the foot of the bed. Third, they are relatively expensive, they charge Rs 170/ h, a 40% premium over other spas for reasons not clear to me. Finally, getting into the building is annoying. You have to register at the ground floor to get a key that allows you to access the elevators and exit the building as well. They record your ID info and take your picture, very intrusive. Dudas spa is in the same building.

Copa583; The cleanest and most classy rooms of all clinicas I have been to in Rio. The selection was a bit disappointing. The worst performance I had this trip was here. A lady with curly hair, CBJ and the bare minimum to get by (my first and only CBJ in Rio). Then at the end she kept harassing me endlessly for a tip, another first. Got really annoying.

Tried to connect with a hottie from BarrasVip. Friendly, but insisted that I book a room at a love motel of her choice (for Rs 300), in addition to her fee. I didn't bite. Not sure why she didn't want to come to the room I already paid for.

Checked Mabs and Dolce vita on different occasions, but found the scenes more depressing that anything.

Happy mongering my friends.

[Kib123]

This update will address the inevitable consequences of becoming a regular with a terma girl and then later some reportage from Posts 2.

Mongers should read this report, good insights that are mostly spot on.

[Member #4698]

Visited Solarium terma on Thursday around 8. 30 pm, not much talent, honestly. Probably about 10-12 girls, 7/10 tops. For an average Joe who thinks pussy is pussy, they are all doable, but I expected to see more 8's and 9's, but was a bit disappointed.

I recommend you try a few termas. They all go in cycles. One week or month, Solarium is good but 4 X4 isn't. Or 65 is good but Monte Carlos isn't.

This sounds as likely an explanation as you are going to get for the different observations and conclusions of MiamiBoy and myself about Solarium. I really liked the joint and MiamiBoy not so much. But I hardly ever see any real 9's even in the best places and only one or two 8's if at all, but only if the joint is exceptional. I guess I am a tough grader. LOL. I think a place is pretty good if I find just 10% of the girls are attractive to me which equates to a 6.25 to 7.5 in my rating book.

I visited 3 times last trip. So you know I thought the place was pretty good. So, I will ballpark it and say there were between 20 to 25 girls in the bar area maybe more. The lineup changed slightly night to night, but there seemed to be on average at least 3 sexy girls available every time I visited and a couple of more girls that were interesting which means they were probably only 5.4 to 5.8 overall, but they had something that caught my eye which put them into the doable category as far as I as concerned.

Summing up, I liked the looks of approximately 5 out of 25 of the Solarium girls on hand and I thought 3 were very hot which is a solid percentage for any bordello IMHO. Anyway, it was a better percentage than what I found in Centaurus, with only 1 good looker out 5 total, and Perola Negra with zero out of 5 lookers. Of course, it all depends on what turns you on and what you find attractive. Timing is a factor too. The solution is easy. Terma Hopping: if a place does not have what you are looking for, call for an Uber and go to the next joint.