Rio de Janeiro Reports

[SinfullyKorean]

Oops. My bad. I just did that before reading this advice. Noted!

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Thank you

Thanks goes out to TiaVoyage, Global, and Zebra for your FRs. I'll be in Rio tomorrow. Your plentiful info will be my guide on my short trip. I hope I enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed SP so far. Do you guys mind sharing how much the sessions and rooms cost you?

I've been so busy posting reports in SP forum that I haven't been reading Rio much. But with my trip coming up tomorrow, and needing to go to the laundry today, I had a couple hours to catch up on your FRs. I know how much time goes into writing these. Thanks again for your diligence! =).

Also, thank you Cane for reminding us (me) of the short "Thank You" etiquette. I never knew about that. I, by default, try to slim down the response thread when I reply. But it's nice to know it's an expected decorum.

[Bravo]

Have you checked WeWork?

They have an facility 1 block from the Carioca train station. If I stay downtown that week, I will have a 5 minute walk to the office and then I can hit a prive during my lunch hour and a terma once I wrap up at the end of the day. Thanks for the tip!

[TiaVoyage25]

I really enjoy reading your report, it's informative and right to the point. I read your earlier reports about trips to Colombia too, and I've had a hard time choosing between Colombia and Brazil. I prefer girls with all natural bodies. Based on your experiences, which country do you think has a higher percentage of girls with all natural bodies? Thanks.

In Colombia most of the women have something done whether that's tits, ass, lips, and / or more. My limited experience here in Brazil leads me to believe there's more of the natural you're looking for around here.

Reminds me of a lyric from the Pitbull song called International Love:

"In Colombia the women got everything done, but they're some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. In Brazil they're freaky with big ol' booties. And their thongs, blue yellow and green!

[TiaVoyage25]

Day 5 - not much to report but some entertaining nonsense nonetheless.

Woke up very late and missed a date with a non-pro. She's mad but she'll get over it, especially since I rescheduled for a nice lunch tomorrow. Had dinner at an Italian restaurant called La Trattoria in Copacabana. Ordered a good amount of food and drink for the equivalent of about $25. Definitely recommend.

Talked with MiamiBoy who told me Zebra said 4 x 4 had a ton of talent. Unfortunately I ate too much food so was feeling very immobile. Hopped on to BarraVIP and launched a bunch of messages out. Think those illegal cluster munitions that explode in every direction. You're bound to get a few hits. Found a nice girl and agreed to meet up at her apartment. This is where it gets funny.

I get to the apartment in Copa and am waiting for the elevator. Up walks a girl who is most definitely another BarraVIP girl and she is stunning. Definitely my type (the fit blood type with a great ass). While we wait (elevator was super slow), I just say Hello, and ask if she speaks English, which she does. We do the friendly chit chat thing 30 seconds or so while we wait, then get in the elevator. At this point her and I are kind of on the same page here and I can tell through the mask that she knows what I'm up to (aka visiting one of her friends). Nonetheless, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So, I ask her if she's interested in grabbing a coffee sometime while I am here in Rio. She giggles a little bit and says "sorry, but I work a lot. " I said no problem and shrug it off. We arrive to her floor and as she gets out she turns around and says, "have fun upstairs. " Shooters shoot and I have no regrets.

I get to the floor with the BarraVIP girl I was going to see. She's waiting in sexy lingerie and offers me a drink. She speaks pretty good English and is very attentive. She wants to know why I am so young and seeking out hookers instead of normal girls. I laugh and say, ahh but aren't you a normal girl? I shower and we get down to business. Long BBBJ, amazing form. She hops on top and I immediately think that she puts it in her ass because it's so tight, but in a good way. It wasn't the dry kind of tight where you know she's having a bad time, it was just legitimately tight. It wasn't until she flipped over to doggy and brought out the lube that I realized it wasn't in her ass the whole time LOL. We're going at it for a little bit and she's saying some shit in Portuguese that I absolutely do not understand. After we were done I asked her what she was saying and she said, "oh I was saying go faster. " Noted. I finished in her ass (via the rubber) and cleaned up. Wasn't in the mood for two pops. We talked for a while and she offered to take me on a small tour of Rio. I ask her the cost and she said, "well, we can go on a day I am not working and you can just buy me lunch for payment. " Nice. Maybe when I leave Rio I'll share the contact info so you filthy mongers don't try to one-up me before I get a shot at a free one with this pro!

Cheers,

TIA.

[Gropai]

Solarium.

A little out of the way but in a nice little residential spot. Went inside, got my robe and got lost immediately. I had to make a phone call so my friends went in without me. After getting my robe, I saw several corridors and couldn't figure my way to get to the bar. After stumbling around like an idiot for a few minutes, I finally made it upstairs to the bar. Many pretty girls overall. Overheard several English speakers in this place. Girls were pretty, friendly, and not pushy. Did not session with a girl but my Brazilian friends did. There were about 20 girls here, mostly 6's, several 7's, one or two 8's, one or two 9's. Higher quality than Centaurus but just by a little bit. Waiters were attentive and professional. I'll definitely be back here.

I really enjoy reading your report, it's informative and right to the point. I read your earlier reports about trips to Colombia too, and I've had a hard time choosing between Colombia and Brazil. I prefer girls with all natural bodies. Based on your experiences, which country do you think has a higher percentage of girls with all natural bodies? Thanks.

[Member #4729]

I arise from slumber and check my whatsapp. Several emojified messages from Letitia who had an earache the night before and was opining that it's times like this when she feels all alone that maybe it would be good to actually have a real boyfriend. I sympathize and tell her to drink some hot water and pretend her pillow is her boyfriend. Not too long later I see she has recovered and is posting IG stories drinking and dancing on the beach- boyfriend ennui did not last long. Also in the queue- Miami Boy relating his ever-flaking attempts with SA and Terma adventures the night before with ISG poster TiaVoyager. I wonder if our paths will ever cross- I'm allowing the universe to work for me rather than try to work the universe so I do hope so, but if not that's cool as well.

I hit the gym and then grab an omelete (pronounced ah-ma-let-che) at Beach Sucos in Ipanema.

On the way back to the pad I duck into Pacheco and on a whim buy 2 boxes of Levitra- not the generic but the actual on brand kind. I've been taking generic variations of sildenafil across the globe to varying effects- nothing ever that impressive resulted in the quality of wood- but Miami Boy has mentioned that things like Tadalafil and Vardenafil are available to purchase here the night before and it sparks the fire of curiosity.

Soon enough I'm on an uber to central having just taken one Levitra and a couple of generic sildenafil 30 min previously and can feel a slight warm sensation come over me and a flushing in my face. Hmm. Strong stuff. I'm dropped off at Terma 502, which is basically an unmarked door next to some sort of copy shop, get a card from the porteiro, and head up to see the action. Drum roll- there is no action. Only myself, one well worn SW with saggers, and one slightly younger SW who although possibly do-able, is not making eye contact with me despite us 3 humans being the only sentient creatures present in an otherwise empty boate which reminds me of something in between senior prom and Cheetahs strip club in Pompano Beach. I mean, Hello, ? As I sip on a Budweiser that flushed, warmish sensation begins to grow stronger. I'm sweating- is it hot in here or is it me? Anyways, the lady and door man say things won't pick up until 20:00 hrs so its off to Terma 65 where I scored one of the previous nights with a smoking hot Morena who's oral skills were among the best yet.

Terma 65 is full of girls and a couple of silver foxes with lumpy physiques and huge Cheshire grins on their over 60 mugs. Their advanced age is no deterrent to a swarm of nubile 20 something ladies who hover in and among the group like little hummingbirds sipping on nectar- which in this case is money and possibly older gentleman semen. I feel incredibly hot- I can't even breath and need to head into the hall for a minute to catch my breath. That Levitra has affected my system in ways unanticipated. Returning to the boate I decompress in an empty sofa and achieve a state of equilibrium. The hot little branca / Morena is nowhere to be found- but there is a half Japanese girl I met at Kalabria a few weeks earlier who swoops in to chat. Nice enough girl- introduces me to her timid friend (the Portuguese word for shy is timida- pronounced "chim-ee-dah") with braces and big tits. Aside from the fact that the Levitra is giving me some sort of hot flash- the situation is untenable and the girls- although plentiful- are un-bangable.

I'm soon back on the street in fresh air- the Levitra flashes have subsided, but my pau (Portuguese for "stick" sounds similar to "pai" which means father) is slightly engorged. This is a good development I think as I enter 4 x4 and duck into the labyrinthine hallways to deposit my clothes in a locker and grab a beer in the boate.

A spectacular scene unfolds in the gyrating darkness with more talent I've ever seen at a Terma- wow. High value numerics to my left and right, but none of the mignon magras that I require. Sad. I sit and sup from the Budweiser and a very attractive Morena slides in next to me and strokes my knee seductively. Hey, this girl, while not a mignon, is pretty damn hot I think. I start making out with her and stroking her tits- amazing kisser- deep tongue. Beautiful eyes, long lashes. What will she do? BBBJ, CIM. All I need to hear and soon enough we are up in the cabine and she's whimpering and moaning as her beautiful eyes look up into mine and my cock moves in and out of her boca, lento and profunda, just the way I like it. I stroke her hair gently and give her words of encouragement, such a good girl. Zebra is a fan of oral and not a fan of covered sex, so when I get good face like this, why even bother with the rest? The blowjob is among the best of the past month or so- perhaps the best, with a rock hard finish in her mouth- which she swallows down without thinking twice. Wow, that hasn't happened for a long while.

A funny thing happens here as the effects of the Levitra are now apparent in my tumescent member- the stick stays hard. Rock hard. Not skipping a beat, young Morena doesn't stop suckling, and I'm treated to 15 more minutes or so of the sequel to the best blowjob, and again here she is whimpering and moaning and moving her head up and down furiously. I think this girl likes to suck. Poor baby, no more leite- but as the 30 min comes to a close I wonder if I'm going to have to walk back in to the boate with a raging hard on because thing is not going down. I sort of tuck it up and roll with it and spend a few more minutes making out with deep tongue with young 22 year old Morena, getting her IG and zap, and then an uber back to Ipanema. Uber guy playing a Pearljam album. I almost tear up. Life is beautiful.

I'm starting to come around to the view that Centro is where you end up after doing the tourist Termas- which of course have their place and I won't knock them. Centro is much more concentrated and a much better deal and I've only scratched the surface. Before I'm out of here whenever that may be I'm looking to make it to VM and some of the lurid dark side treats written about so vibrantly here on this forum. Again, letting the universe guide me and so we shall see when that occurs. I will be sure to be high on Levitra.

Zebra Out.

[Vagabundo1]

Wework has an office in barra.

Regus is in the same building in Botafogo as a leading ibank. BTGPactual.

Of course, in a building like TDM33 (Treze de maio 33), there appear to be tons of vacant offices even above suite 3206 which is the highest prive I know of, and it would be efficient to have your balls drained by professionals for the same reasons that the matt mconnahay (terrible spelling) character in Wolf of Wall Street discusses in an early scene. Get the poison out while trading in a local where the market opens at a reasonable hour.

I have used:

https://www.regus.com/en-us/brazil/rio-de-janeiro

Not just in Rio but other countries as well.

Also have had arrangements with hotels and apartment rental agencies but they were more like friends and family deals.

[Exec Talent]

I have a 4 week vacation planned next month and I was just notified that I might have to work remotely for one of those weeks. If my WIFI connection in the hotel or air bnb is slow, does anyone of a office or business center in Rio with fast internet, that I can rent for one week and work off my laptop?

I have used:

https://www.regus.com/en-us/brazil/rio-de-janeiro

Not just in Rio but other countries as well.

Also have had arrangements with hotels and apartment rental agencies but they were more like friends and family deals.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo headed over to centro on the bus that leaves at 14 h20 from av gastao senges 185 to Centro, av presidente wilson 147, via the neimeiyer coastal route along sao conrado, to p12 to p1 in leblon. Copa. Having swam an obligatory 200 m in the pool, and taken this tourist luxury bus, Vagabundo counts himself as having checked the boxes of luxury living in the 3 d rate rundown hotel apartment that is the former Transamerica, much like some converted shithole hotel a few blocks back from Collins St in Miami, maybe like the one where Scarface gets in the chainsaw fight with the Colombians, or like the Hotel Cecil described in the Netflix special, if it were set between Santa Monica and Figueroa at Gage, if those mongering landmarks were but 2 blocks apart from each other, such is the bizarro world of mongering that Vagabundo inhabits.

Vagabundo takes a leisurly stroll from Av Presidente Wilson, across the historic expanse of the once majestic, now tragic, central square on Rio Branco, past the opera house with the statue that looks like Mark Twain, but is actually, of course, a Brazilian artist. Vagabundo takes the elevator up to TDM33 - 3206, and hits a one shot, one kill, session of 30 minutes for 80 plus a caixinha of 20, with a long legged morena who Vagabundo has previously posted about, which is a bad idea of course, as the locals read this board. A nice blow job, 69, a cowgirl ride until her long legs are tired, a smooth missionary, and a finish in doggy style, all while overlooking Guanabara bay in all its lurid, stinking, glory, like the waters of a pussy that has been jizzed in for 500 years by Portuguese and French, often battling each other, as well as Hamburg Sud, and the other big 4 shipping lines, on a king sized bed, in a nice sized cabin, all in all, a fine spot to blow a load.

The bus back to Barra is at 16 h10, 17 h20,19 h30, and other times posted on the site.

http://m.associacaomediterraneo.com/...-balsa/onibus/

But Vagabundo never remembers the exact times, which is why he scribbles them here, to reinforce his memory, and in any case, vagabundo has no patience, so he jumps a 309 back to Barra. He doesn't mind -- in fact he likes riding a city bus -- he sometimes picks up a non pro on the bus, a degree of difficulty that he likes, but then, Vagabundo is a bit of a outlier in many ways.

If one is worried about security, then one would appreciate the "defense in depth" of Transamerica. Not only are there broad avenues all around, but the South side is on a canal, over which particular condo boats carry the moredors (the residents). And in Transamerica, there are the best hookers in Brazil, the girls of barravipsrio dot com when they are first starting. In fact, while finishing his laps, Vagabundo was pulled off course by the site of a new hooker taking her pretty girl pictures at the pool, stepping in and out of the shower, the ladder, to get her bunda in the light. Even though Vagabundo prefers a bundinha, he had to admire the effort, as she posed in various lurid poses.

The way to any Brazilian woman's heart, soul, and frontal cortex on the side that controls emotion is to offer to take pictures of her, at her command, and to advance her career as a supermodel, or at least a super hooker.

[Jazzy Daddy]

There's a lot of magic playing Bird, Miles and Monk to samba rhythms, especially if you are playing them in Rio. Great group of musicians, couldn't be better even if there was no audience. Tuesday set up a dupla in copa, arrived and the girls tells me that their dupla is first one girl and then the other. I say no that's not how it works, so they agree and then they ask me to pay in advance. I was out the door in ten seconds! So Wednesday I setup a real one with a couple of amazing twenty somethings. Starting off with one gata deep french kissing and getting deep-throated by other and having them swap places is a Dupla. Nothing else in the world, IMHO, than having a gatas tongue in your ass while the other gata is deep-throating you, both doing it as if they just learned the world was ending in five minutes.

[TiaVoyage25]

It's becoming a blur of sorts. Yea this was Day 4.

Will just start us off around dinner. Went to Carretao off of Rua Siqueria Campos and Atlantica in Copa. Can't believe how much food and drink I got for the equivalent of like $30. I recommend this place.

Went back to the hotel, texted MiamiBoy and decided to meet up at Termas 65.

Termas 65 - about 9 PM.

We walked in and immediately went to the top floor bar. It was packed. With dudes. There were maybe 1 or 2 attractive girls running around the place but I think some young Brazilian guys were having a party for one of their friends so they were preoccupied. We then we down to the lounge area where only a few girls were hanging out, but it was much quieter so we could relax and drink more. We spent most of our time on this level and saw a good amount of girls come in and out, but like I said before, only 1 or 2 were even in the 7 or so range. Probably 20-25 girls in the whole place between both areas / the rooms. We were here for about an hour and a half then went on over to 4 x4.

4 x4 - about 1030 PM.

We walked in and I immediately thought, damn not again. But I decided to exercise some patience and was not disappointed. By 11 several more attractive girls had walked in and all was right in the world. I made a good acquaintance with the lady who is the manager of the place and she asked me if one of my friends had left an ID at 4 x4 from the day or two previously. If you're from Texas and missing your driver's license, it's at 4 x4 LOL. Lots of English speakers in this place.

MiamiBoy and I get a few drinks and are just enjoying the atmosphere. He sessions with an attractive big booty branca but I'll let him share that. I wait a while, perhaps too long, and by the time the place was about to close I am left with limited options. Fortunately, the two options left were quite decent. Decided to go with two pretty morenas for a threesome. Between the entrance fee, several drinks I ordered, a tip for the bartender (willingly given, not asked for), a 30 min threesome with the two girls, and the room - 700 R. I was honestly shocked. Great value.

The session itself was great even though the girls didn't speak a word of English, nor did they understand Spanish. Enthusiastic and friendly, GFE even though I didn't ask for it. I blew my load about 20 minutes in and the girls immediately tried to get me going again. The girl took my phone and said, "why did you finish? Can you go again?" Unfortunately, my dear, the refractory period lasts more than the 10 seconds between me blowing my load and your mouth going back on my dick. Like I said, great session and great value.

So at this point I must readjust my rankings. 4 x4 has proven itself to be of great value and a great atmosphere. The manager said it will be busy later in the week as well since the bar downstairs will be open. I will visit Solarium again to see which place earns the top spot in my book. Maybe I'll give Termas 65 another whirl because MiamiBoy said it was better the previous day when he went. If your wallet allows, I'd still recommend newbies go to Monte Carlo and Centaurus just for the sake of experiencing all of the Tier 1 termas, but I am personally not a fan of them. Maybe I'm missing something, but is there a perfect time to show up to a specific termas?

One last point and I think it is definitely worth mentioning as a tribute to the 4 x4 staff. They have been the friendliest of the places I have been to so far, but on top of that, at the end of the night the manager made a point to emphasize to me to order an uber from inside and not to go outside until it arrives even though 4 x4 itself was closed. I must have waited 10 minutes for my uber (I always use UberVIP to ensure top drivers) so it took a while, but the doormen were still chillin and didn't mind.

[Nounce]

does anyone of a office or business center in Rio with fast internet, that I can rent for one week and work off my laptop?

Have you checked WeWork?

[Bravo]

I have a 4 week vacation planned next month and I was just notified that I might have to work remotely for one of those weeks. If my WIFI connection in the hotel or air bnb is slow, does anyone of a office or business center in Rio with fast internet, that I can rent for one week and work off my laptop?

[Vagabundo1]

Superb report.

When In Barra, also go to paris cafe.

Av. Das Américas, 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22640-100.

When in VM, also go to Mosaico, after midnight, and best after 2 AM.

I also strongly recommend a flat in Botafogo vice Copa to avoid the criminal threat, and pick one within walking distance of metro botafogo, and ideally bambina. The best hotel by far is panda.

Will try to meet the non Pro tomorrow and if that doesn't work out hit some more termas.

[Vagabundo1]

Barra. Go to Paris and Perola Negra, VM. Go to Mosaico.

If you are in Barra for Perola Negra, also go to Paris cafe. The uber loira / branca are to be found at Paris. The specific one I am thinking of is a blond, like an Amber Lynn blond, who was from Portugal. As Hemingway said, in Portugal, the wives are more beautiful than the mistresses.

If you are in VM, go to Mosaico. Best after 11 PM, and actually best after 2 AM. Generally the top girls from the zona sul termas, like 4 x 4, go to Mosaico to party with other cariocas. It is all clothed, it is wild, and fun, but not for the faint of heart. It is not quite a favela funk party (and I have never been, just thinking of the scenes from Tropa de elite, and Dom). The best girls over the years for mini relationships have come from Mosaico (and Club Red Light before it closed), and 502.

Yesterday, vagabundo went to TDM33/2106 after a recce of several of the prives, and sessioned with a 19 yo morena with huge natural tits, no kids, a very nice afternoon, after a non pro lunch date. 120 r for a hour, though it was posted 40 minutes.

economist.com has a comprehensive report on Brazil in last week's issue. Well worth reviewing.