Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

So I have not been to bunda land since before the virus situation, and I decided to visit a gal I have known for a few years. So when I arrive to are. Branco, 156, I was not happy with the new system in which one has to show identification first, and tell the lady behind a plexiglass the number of the sala you will be visiting. If you do not have a CPF (Basically, the USA version of your Social Security number), then ask for some form of Identification, and will take a picture of you at that moment. Once that is done, they give you a security pass in the shape of credit card and then you use it before being allowed to get to the elevators. Once you finish your visit and return to the 1st floor, you must enter the card in a slot, that will allow you to get through the exit area.

That sounds complicated. If you mention one sala and receives your security pass, are you feel to roam around visiting several salas? I don't like the idea to be registered as a customer to privées. Maybe it's possible to tell the register counter that you'll visit a book store, cabeleireiro or a restaurant and then sneak away to the privées?

Avenida Treze de Maio 47, asked for ID and registration about three years ago. I refused and didn't enter (no loss, TDM47 have mostly trash-privées).

[Mangera]

So I have not been to bunda land since before the virus situation, and I decided to visit a gal I have known for a few years. So when I arrive to are. Branco, 156, I was not happy with the new system in which one has to show identification first, and tell the lady behind a plexiglass the number of the sala you will be visiting. If you do not have a CPF (Basically, the USA version of your Social Security number), then ask for some form of Identification, and will take a picture of you at that moment. Once that is done, they give you a security pass in the shape of credit card and then you use it before being allowed to get to the elevators. Once you finish your visit and return to the 1st floor, you must enter the card in a slot, that will allow you to get through the exit area.

I not happy with this setup, as obviously it doesn't help with privacy issues. Also, the ladies checking your I. The. Know exactly what you are there for once you tell them which sala you are visiting. I went in anyway, but this process sucks. Welcome to Rio. KKKKKKKK Thank you Corona Virus! It is what it is.

[Vagabundo1]

One of my faves. A prive girl.

Which is why it pays to read the local reviews and do the prives.

[Vagabundo1]

Go hard or go home. But don't die on us, haha.

Your body might be trying to tell you to go easy on some ED drugs or their combos. I much prefer Cialis to Viagra, for example, it works like a true aphrodisiac for me. But it gave me hot flashes and tachycardia every time I took it. When I told the doctor about it, he looked at me as if I was crazy and asked why I took it more than once if it was the case. He told me never to take it again and stick with cildenafil from then on. Just something to think about. Experimenting with a new ED drug in a 3rd world country during a generational health crisis might not be a good idea for anyone.

[Vagabundo1]

Good to meet for dinner at Trattoria.

Excellent place.

Yeah, you can definitely pull quality without paying.

I can tell you where to get the best real girls, and you should, along with another wingman I have in mind.

After we parted ways, I took the 415 bus to Estacio area, and patrolled over to VM.

It was hopping, dozens of girls, and the top 10% are porn star quality, though not ana foxxx, more like Ashton Devine, and not Riley Reid, but the 5th hottest latina on EvilAngel.com.

But, Vagabundo is a value investor, and a trader who always sets a limit order when making a market because he learned the business from market makers who spend their capital like a good hebrew at temple, a frugal German Jew in the meatpacking district.

And so Vagabundo waited out his usual pernoite date, and monique obliged by bending over and taking a load bare the first of a pernoite.

And so the vagabundo blows.

Vagabundo hopes all the readers that he is ignoring are enjoying his use of third person to describe his real time sex life as much as he is.

Soon, I will post some pictures of the real brancas, you prisoners of pussy prison in your rich world -- the germanic and italian blonds of Porto Allegre, where the losers of two world wars went to breed generations of boys from Brazil.

Monger on garth.

Day 5 - not much to report but some entertaining nonsense nonetheless.

Woke up very late and missed a date with a non-pro. She's mad but she'll get over it, especially since I rescheduled for a nice lunch tomorrow Had dinner at an Italian restaurant called La Trattoria in Copacabana. Ordered a good amount of food and drink for the equivalent of about $25. Definitely recommend.

Talked with MiamiBoy who told me Zebra said 4 x 4 had a ton of talent. Unfortunately I ate too much food so was feeling very immobile. Hopped on to BarraVIP and launched a bunch of messages out. Think those illegal cluster munitions that explode in every direction. You're bound to get a few hits. Found a nice girl and agreed to meet up at her apartment. This is where it gets funny.

I get to the apartment in Copa and am waiting for the elevator. Up walks a girl who is most definitely another BarraVIP girl and she is stunning. Definitely my type (the fit blood type with a great ass). While we wait (elevator was super slow), I just say Hello, and ask if she speaks English, which she does. We do the friendly chit chat thing 30 seconds or so while we wait, then get in the elevator. At this point her and I are kind of on the same page here and I can tell through the mask that she knows what I'm up to (aka visiting one of her friends). Nonetheless, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So, I ask her if she's interested in grabbing a coffee sometime while I am here in Rio..

[CkNice11]

Any suggestions for two girls one of who speaks English? My first foray after sex prison is a threesome. I have some time to make up.

I had an amazing threesome at the termas monte Carlo. Two true bisexual chicks for a hour if nonstop fun. I felt kike a true pornstar. I got both of there numbers and hooked up with them again on my own time and it was even better. I damn near brought both of them back to the he stayed with me LOL.

[Pahllus Maximus]

That really cracked me up. Seriously funny. I'm still smiling! Others here about the "5 F's" and the longer term, well executed con (marriage) also funny, but true. Good advice as is the other 3 5's: if it flies, floats or fucks, rent, don' t buy. And yep, money cannot buy loyalty.

After 18 months in sex prison USA, I have stuffed wallet and fence post in my pants that I am sure the local ladies will soon relieve. I'm going to have a few peronites and instructions for coffee and BJ for breakfast. Some incredibly useful guides here like Vagabonds PDF files, the Michelin Star book of sorts.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Any suggestions for two girls one of who speaks English? My first foray after sex prison is a threesome. I have some time to make up.

[Anaggie]

Mental note — but some Levitra before my next crazy night at 4 x4 in the middle of August 🤣.

[Xpartan]

Soon enough I'm on an uber to central having just taken one Levitra and a couple of generic sildenafil 30 min previously and can feel a slight warm sensation come over me and a flushing in my face. Hmm. Strong stuff.

Your body might be trying to tell you to go easy on some ED drugs or their combos. I much prefer Cialis to Viagra, for example, it works like a true aphrodisiac for me. But it gave me hot flashes and tachycardia every time I took it. When I told the doctor about it, he looked at me as if I was crazy and asked why I took it more than once if it was the case. He told me never to take it again and stick with cildenafil from then on. Just something to think about. Experimenting with a new ED drug in a 3rd world country during a generational health crisis might not be a good idea for anyone.

[Exec Talent]

Can any of you guys on the ground report on the current status of the former Cancun now Manhattan?

Are. Do Carmo, 64 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20011-020, Brazil.

I have had many a great three-some and foursome there.

Regular rooms were sizable and well equipped.

[SinfullyKorean]

Oops. My bad. I just did that before reading this advice. Noted!

Tip: For a few minutes (maybe up to half HR?) after posting, you can go back and "edit" your post. So instead of posting a new thread, you can edit and correct your previous post. =).

Tip 2: Also, if you're planning on replying to multiple posts, there's a "quote plus" button next to the "Reply with quote" that you're clicking on. Click on the quote plus button on the threads you want to reply to. This will allow you to reply to all the threads in one post instead of creating 3 separate posts for simple responses.

Thank you

Thanks goes out to TiaVoyage, Global, and Zebra for your FRs. I'll be in Rio tomorrow. Your plentiful info will be my guide on my short trip. I hope I enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed SP so far. Do you guys mind sharing how much the sessions and rooms cost you?

I've been so busy posting reports in SP forum that I haven't been reading Rio much. But with my trip coming up tomorrow, and needing to go to the laundry today, I had a couple hours to catch up on your FRs. I know how much time goes into writing these. Thanks again for your diligence! =).

Also, thank you Cane for reminding us (me) of the short "Thank You" etiquette. I never knew about that. I, by default, try to slim down the response thread when I reply. But it's nice to know it's an expected decorum.

[Bravo]

Have you checked WeWork?

They have an facility 1 block from the Carioca train station. If I stay downtown that week, I will have a 5 minute walk to the office and then I can hit a prive during my lunch hour and a terma once I wrap up at the end of the day. Thanks for the tip!

[TiaVoyage25]

I really enjoy reading your report, it's informative and right to the point. I read your earlier reports about trips to Colombia too, and I've had a hard time choosing between Colombia and Brazil. I prefer girls with all natural bodies. Based on your experiences, which country do you think has a higher percentage of girls with all natural bodies? Thanks.

In Colombia most of the women have something done whether that's tits, ass, lips, and / or more. My limited experience here in Brazil leads me to believe there's more of the natural you're looking for around here.

Reminds me of a lyric from the Pitbull song called International Love:

"In Colombia the women got everything done, but they're some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. In Brazil they're freaky with big ol' booties. And their thongs, blue yellow and green!

[TiaVoyage25]

Day 5 - not much to report but some entertaining nonsense nonetheless.

Woke up very late and missed a date with a non-pro. She's mad but she'll get over it, especially since I rescheduled for a nice lunch tomorrow. Had dinner at an Italian restaurant called La Trattoria in Copacabana. Ordered a good amount of food and drink for the equivalent of about $25. Definitely recommend.

Talked with MiamiBoy who told me Zebra said 4 x 4 had a ton of talent. Unfortunately I ate too much food so was feeling very immobile. Hopped on to BarraVIP and launched a bunch of messages out. Think those illegal cluster munitions that explode in every direction. You're bound to get a few hits. Found a nice girl and agreed to meet up at her apartment. This is where it gets funny.

I get to the apartment in Copa and am waiting for the elevator. Up walks a girl who is most definitely another BarraVIP girl and she is stunning. Definitely my type (the fit blood type with a great ass). While we wait (elevator was super slow), I just say Hello, and ask if she speaks English, which she does. We do the friendly chit chat thing 30 seconds or so while we wait, then get in the elevator. At this point her and I are kind of on the same page here and I can tell through the mask that she knows what I'm up to (aka visiting one of her friends). Nonetheless, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So, I ask her if she's interested in grabbing a coffee sometime while I am here in Rio. She giggles a little bit and says "sorry, but I work a lot. " I said no problem and shrug it off. We arrive to her floor and as she gets out she turns around and says, "have fun upstairs. " Shooters shoot and I have no regrets.

I get to the floor with the BarraVIP girl I was going to see. She's waiting in sexy lingerie and offers me a drink. She speaks pretty good English and is very attentive. She wants to know why I am so young and seeking out hookers instead of normal girls. I laugh and say, ahh but aren't you a normal girl? I shower and we get down to business. Long BBBJ, amazing form. She hops on top and I immediately think that she puts it in her ass because it's so tight, but in a good way. It wasn't the dry kind of tight where you know she's having a bad time, it was just legitimately tight. It wasn't until she flipped over to doggy and brought out the lube that I realized it wasn't in her ass the whole time LOL. We're going at it for a little bit and she's saying some shit in Portuguese that I absolutely do not understand. After we were done I asked her what she was saying and she said, "oh I was saying go faster. " Noted. I finished in her ass (via the rubber) and cleaned up. Wasn't in the mood for two pops. We talked for a while and she offered to take me on a small tour of Rio. I ask her the cost and she said, "well, we can go on a day I am not working and you can just buy me lunch for payment. " Nice. Maybe when I leave Rio I'll share the contact info so you filthy mongers don't try to one-up me before I get a shot at a free one with this pro!

Cheers,

TIA.