Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Xpartan]

Seems like they plugged that hole:

I use one of the better VPN's and can't access the site when it's on, damn too bad.

Not worth paying 150 $ for that shit site.

I have a cheap VPN service and can confirm that the method IndecentPro generously shared with us works fine.

Follow the exact steps he outlined in his post and it'll get you to 4000 ARS per year for Platinum.

If you can't open the site, dump your better VPN, and use another one.

I arrived today.

But be ready on mask madness, it is worst then in Europe.

Where are masks required? Judging by the reports, I thought it's business as usual.

[Xpartan]

Hi mate,

Going to stay a month in Brazil and thinking about 2-3 weeks in Rio and maybe one week in Patel or what's it called up north.

Best regards.

If you're staying in Rio for 3 weeks, read and contact Senor Vagabundo who has all answers to your questions, and then some. He might help if he likes you, LOL.

Alas my friend- the Zebra now wanders the plains of Colombia-Bogota to be precise- a dreary cold city with modern brick buildings and bundled up women shuffling nowhere in particular beneath a grey equatorial sky- such a far cry from the libidinal swamp of raw sexuality and dramatic rock formations that so inspired the writings here posted.

Tonight I will be visiting an establishment in Chapinero named "Pussy House", so perhaps there is hope yet.

Zebra.

Yes. Having been to both cities, I'd go in the opposite direction: Bogota, then Rio.

Also, according to many reports on Bogota thread, Pussy House has turned into a rip-off joint.

[TuneFor]

I was on the fence but reading the board here makes me feel better about visiting for a week in August.

Things seem to be sufficiently open and "normal. " Any thoughts otherwise before I bite the bullet? It's time to get back and on with it.

I arrived today.

So far seems same as like in December, lets see tonight with bars and clubs, last time many clubs closed.

But be ready on mask madness, it is worst then in Europe.

If anyone is tonight free bored, jetleged for beer somewhere on Copa hit me with PM.

[Smokers Rule]

I was on the fence but reading the board here makes me feel better about visiting for a week in August.

Things seem to be sufficiently open and "normal. " Any thoughts otherwise before I bite the bullet? It's time to get back and on with it.

[Vagabundo1]

Hemingway and Gellhorn.

I would commend to our band of brothers the movie, Hemingway and Gellhorn, which is about 1937-40 when he was in the spanish civil war, with hookers, etc in a hotel in Barcelona, which I should visit, BTW.

Hemingway's the literary saint for we mongers.

Along with the saints of sinners, like Augustine, who after all wrote city of god, and confessions, in which he confessed a life of sin, multiple wives, african women in north africa. Sound familiar?

There is a fine book about hemingway as a spy: soldier, sailor, writer, spy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GCCT3WK...ng=UTF8&btkr=1

NB, I couldn't help but think about, Hemingway, as a war correspondent and the trauma that goes with writing about war, would lead me to think, "Are newbies visiting Rio's VM bordellos, having a traumatic event?" and hence out comes their inner Hemingway, when they report on ISG.

Okay, it is perhaps as you say "pure fantasy", but it did make me wonder.

[Spidy]

I think it's the element of danger and the unknown- at least as perceived by a sheltered gringo mongers on holiday. Scandallo, etc does not provide this dramatic tension

...but he was a war correspondent, and those were brutal times...

Vila Mimosa lends itself to literary comparisons.

In addition to the perceived danger for foreign interlopers, raw and unbridled sexuality is on display amongst the squalor and decay . . .

...I have no idea what slumming in 4th tier RJ bordellos has to do with him. That is pure fantasy...

NB, I couldn't help but think about, Hemingway, as a war correspondent and the trauma that goes with writing about war, would lead me to think, "Are newbies visiting Rio's VM bordellos, having a traumatic event?" and hence out comes their inner Hemingway, when they report on ISG.

Okay, it is perhaps a bit of a stretch and as you say "pure fantasy", but it did make me wonder.

[Vagabundo1]

Indeed, he would have been better off with ganja to self medicate rather than the bottle and the ridiculous electroshock crap which lobotomized him.

All that said, Hemingway as a writer stands the test of time.

Perhaps most appropro to our subject is his book, a moveable feast.

For to paraphrase, if you have been in Rio as a man, it stays with you, for Rio is a moveable feast.

Let us remember that he shot himself in the end! Not the way to go. Better to go while solidly planted between a tute's soft, lotioned legs! The Hemingway stuff only should go so far.

[Turgid]

... I came down for a bit of work and was taken by banking industry co-workers to a "local" terma in Botafogo that blew all of the Tier 1 termas out of the water. Suffice it to say that the women were model / porn actress level with an associated price tag to boot. Some of our more frugal members here would be convulsing in anger but it was definitely a great experience if you have the money and the "in" to get into the door.....

No need to hide details of the "local" terma in Botafogo that blew all of the Tier 1 termas out of the water as according to you it was very expensive and, therefore, unlikely to be 'spoiled' by gringo mongers.

[Vagabundo1]

Allright, Sperto as always is spot on.

Look, here is a simple way to hava a good time in prives and even (gasp) VM.

1. OK, you need to bang a hot girl in a prive, and need a nice room. Go to: Treze de Maio 33/3206. The rooms that overlook guanbara bay are really nice. Hot girls are there, notably estephany, see her review on gparena. I mean, 32nd floor, you are watching g bay, ships come in, ships go out, as they have for thousands of years. Rooms are big. Beds are queen or bigger. I mean, it's nice.

And you are paying 120 for an hour.

2. VM. Go to casa 14 and ask for the suite. Its a pretty big room, on the 4th floor. Sure, you have to wiggle to get to the top, but suck it up you first world snobs. You came to rio de janeiro.

3. VM / Mosaico. Go to Mosaico, best after 1 AM. The tier 1 girls come in to fuck locals for half price (200 for the hour). Rooms are fine. Best long term mini relationships are to be had in the Mosaico area clubs, like the once great club red light. 502 also good once upon a time, but I digress.

4. Get either the VM or the Mosaico girl to the hotel canario, right around the corner.

VM is great. I don't care what anyone says, it is really the place where a lot of the girls you will see a week or two later in 4 x4 start. I have witnessed it. I am a true insider and I study personnel. Not just negras, but ruivas too.

And in Mosaico, you get the rio grande do sul uber germanic loira just up for a month or two, staying in recreio with her MMA stud boyfriend who wants to make a few bucks on the side so she is selling her blond uber bad ass at Mosaico girls. I am thinking of a specific girl named Gabi, which is a loira morena from rio grande do sul name if vagabundo ever heard one. Pull those blond cheeks apart and sodomize her till she yawns.

No worries, nobody expects a newbie to be able to find gems in prives. Nobody said it was going to be simple. Some mongers, the "high-rollers", go to T1 termas and do their thing. Pay expensive and think they hit the jackpot. Other mongers hit the prives. Try out a few and find the result satisfying. To really find the gems, the perfect fresh newbies with 10 points bodies that starts their career in a simple priv, this takes hard work.

Some days can pass without I meeting any gems. Then suddenly I strike a small, no famous priv, with a bunch of perfect gems. Then it's time to act. Try them all out in a few days and get phone numbers. God knows I entered prives with several newbie gems, tried one and the next time the others are gone to some exclusive casa. My preference are those who GPS that started the same day as I visit the priv. As being the first customer it's good to be to gentle and show your appreciation. These girls will never forget their first customer.

Sorry for interrupting the veterantalk. Carry on!

[Onyx82]

This board is a great resource and while I may not be able to contribute any reports until later. I do want to contribute *something* so I don't get roasted for asking questions with no prior contribution.

So this has helped me save literally hundreds if not over a thousand dollars in the past few years.

Many of you may be familiar with BrazilCupid, DominicanCupid, ColombianCupid, FilipinoCupid, etc.

I've had great success over the years using the Cupid sites (for both freebies and pros) but often the cost is prohibitive. Why pay $150 USD when that can pay for 2-3 girls, right?

Well here is my method. Use a VPN and route your sign-up through Argentina. Steps and costs detailed below.

1. Open your VPN. Select Buenos Aires or another city in Argentina if possible.

2. Open an Incognito window in Chrome so your location data registers as in Argentina.

3. Go to the Cupid site you want to sign-up for. It must be a new account as they store prior location data.

4. Create an account and go to update. You will see two options: Gold and Platinum. Gold is 3000 ARS / year and Platinum is 4000 ARS / year. Select the one you want and begin messaging!

Benefits:

Seems like they plugged that hole:

I use one of the better VPN's and can't access the site when it's on, damn too bad.

Not worth paying 150 $ for that shit site.

Got to wait until I'm there then.

(And yeah I know it's kinda shit because I tried it before at least in Thai and so on. A lot of spam messages just.

But yeah like most stuff you can find some gold in there).

[Vagabundo1]

From Bogota, Zebra made his way to Cartegena, and organized a band of cargo ships with rigid rubber boats, a kind of Spy Who Loved me flotilla, manned with hookers and uber drivers. Further south, Vagabundo had his own flotilla of supertankers, tankers, cruise ships, and the odd submarine bought in bunda from odessa. Somewhere, around Natal, the flotillas collided, in a pussy riot.

Alas my friend- the Zebra now wanders the plains of Colombia-Bogota to be precise- a dreary cold city with modern brick buildings and bundled up women shuffling nowhere in particular beneath a grey equatorial sky- such a far cry from the libidinal swamp of raw sexuality and dramatic rock formations that so inspired the writings here posted.

Tonight I will be visiting an establishment in Chapinero named "Pussy House", so perhaps there is hope yet.

Zebra.

[TheDerilious]

There was only a week while I was in RJ that the Prive's were officially open, so I chose to go to only 1 Prive by the name of RJMassagem in Barra. I choose RJMassagem because they were basically the only establishment I saw with good looking girls on their website. https://rjmassagem.com.br/en/team-barra-da-tijuca/.

I had a passionate Nuru session with Clara, but to my surprise, it turned out that RJMassagem is not a full service (vaginal sex) prive, only a massage and BJ happy ending place. Clara was great, however, and I had her over at my hotel 2 days later where we consummated our relationship. Ha Ha. Check out their internet site and see if any of the girls interest you. Based on my experience you will have to go through a 2-stage process, but it might be worth it to you if you want to do the girl.

I kinda like that setup actually but I never did hit up the massage places. Being that it was my first time, I mostly went through the termas to get a feel for those with online hookups to bridge the gaps. I definitely agree with Sperto that wasting time in the cheaper prives is the long man's game. When you are here for two weeks, wasting a whole day with no results or having to settle for service is not acceptable, especially because the vacationer is losing time that could be spent seeing sights or relaxing. I also believe that my aversion to cheaper prive adventures comes from age as well. When you are young, all you know is the hunt. You live in the world of young, inexperienced women, shitty housing, fleeting encounters, and fruitless nights. It's probably why most young men eventually decide to settle down and end the hunt (at least for awhile). Seems like a waste to just replicate the normal bar experience in a watered down prive environment, rather than focus on the thing people our age are searching for; quality experiences and comfort.

One last thing: what was the name of the "local terma in Botafogo that blew all of the Tier 1 termas out of the water" that you mentioned in your report? I would really like to go there and check it out.

Well, the execs and I went over to a place near Hotel Panda for an "encontro" as I was told. I'm not sure how it generally works but we went to a general bar area in a nearby building where we had food and drinks. Then girls started popping in. You picked a girl, negotiated the price, and skipped over to.

Hotel Panda for the rooms. I'm heading over the Sao Paulo on Sunday with the guy who took me so I'll ask him more in person how it works or if this was some kind of sponsored event or something. I'll see if he knows where the girls are coming from because that's what I'm interested in. In Sao Paulo, I'll just be there a few days and will be focused on work so I'll probably just be ordering in at MClass or Private55.

[TravelGuy79]

Since Rio is not like Thailand and there are not flashing signs or half naked girls outside LOL how to you find the smaller prives / brothels, what's the best way to google search them since you can't type in Brothels in Rio and get results. One of the things I loved about Pattaya is roaming around and just spotting the place you want to try although I'm sure I will find other things I love about Brazil. I'm very excited for a new adventure.

[Member #4698]

Let us remember that he shot himself in the end! Not the way to go. Better to go while solidly planted between a tute's soft, lotioned legs! The Hemingway stuff only should go so far.

IMHO Hemingway was a great writer. My favorite works by him are: The Sun Also Rises, A Moveable Feast, To Have and Have Not, The Snows of Kilimanjaro, and The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber. I have no idea what slumming in 4th tier RJ bordellos has to do with him. That is pure fantasy. As a young man Hemingway truly loved Paris in the 1920's and we all know what that meant, but he always wrote about and seemed to prefer classy broads and hookers. Ha Ha.

His sad end should have no bearing on understanding the meaning of his life or the profound insights into the human condition which he wrote about and gave to the world in his literature.

[Member #4698]

I concur with your report that these sites (Barra VIPs & MClass) have great lookers who provide outstanding service. 500 br is too much considering the quality.

Correction:

500 br is NOT too much considering the quality IMHO.