German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[DrPoon]

Best post of the week. LOL. Belongs in reports of distinction. Keep 'um coming. Cheers!

There are plenty of fish in the sea / ocean.

[Clodius1]

I always laugh at this place's name. It called Oceans but there and there is not much water accessible, LOL.

No jacuzzi, no pool, and drinking water must always be asked from the bartender. There is only a steam sauna where maybe you can get water by licking the condensation from the ceiling. They should rename it FKK Desert.

Best post of the week. LOL. Belongs in reports of distinction. Keep 'um coming. Cheers!

[Mr Ho]

Hi.

I am putting this here because it can happen in an FKK as well.

I the like some advice. Ran into a bad experience. Went to a brothel, and the girl once in the room gave me total attitude. I paid as usual up front, but once in the room she was bitchy as hell, making negative remarks on my skills--praised by many other women so I have no doubts on that, hurrying me up, etc. In the end, it was 20 minutes of shit attitude that killed the mood totally. This was the first time this happened to me. What is the correct procedure? Complaint to the Madam? I am leaving the name out because the place is well run and I have had good experiences there.

I just left after 20 minutes.

In FKK, it is rare than other place, but I have one time like that in Oase where girl did deliver performance, but it was not good enough at all like light DFK, somehow lazy to change position though she did etc, it was 100 euro one hour session, so it is not like I did 50 Euro session, but it was only once in 12 years since I found FKK, so usually it is good service in FKK, keep your head up as we mongers have good day and bad day in FKK!

I have only once in FKK that was not my fault as I mentioned above, but in escort, I had two like that in Tokyo, this is because they are more independent and free, so they can fuck you over if they want. But again, these are very rare too, just two in over 14 years of mongering in Tokyo.

So over all in my mongering life of 24 years, I had two in tokyo and one in FKK, and there was another one, but that was my fault. So I had 3 sessions like that in 24 years, I would say it should not have happened yeah as I paid, but it is ok level considering the territory of prostitution industry!

I actually respect girls who delivered which is 99 percent of them because they kind of can fuck you over, but they did not and in fact they gave me memories of life time! I respect their service.

But as I said before, some you win, some you lose in mongering life just like life. So keep your head up, it is like you went to restaurant and you had asshole waiter! It happen sometimes.

[Sirioja]

Hi.

I am putting this here because it can happen in an FKK as well.

I the like some advice. Ran into a bad experience. Went to a brothel, and the girl once in the room gave me total attitude. I paid as usual up front, but once in the room she was bitchy as hell, making negative remarks on my skills--praised by many other women so I have no doubts on that, hurrying me up, etc. In the end, it was 20 minutes of shit attitude that killed the mood totally. This was the first time this happened to me. What is the correct procedure? Complaint to the Madam? I am leaving the name out because the place is well run and I have had good experiences there.

I just left after 20 minutes.

I don't go to complain on desk as long girl doesn't try to fuck me about money or is not unrespectful, only 1 new at Samya tried to fuck me for time after being really low level in bed and she had explanation with staff when I was offered a free entry, I only told about time cheating checked on list on desk, not about I gave up because she was too low level, I couldn't even enter in her little girl vagina. I gave her 50 , staff gave me free entry and apologized. When only low level, I don t complain because I think this is between a man and a woman and I may be not good enough to get good from the girl. I hate guys who go to complain on desk because the girl is not able to kiss a fat or ugly, not all are able. I know what told me Spanish Virginia about Globe clients when I didn't ask her anything. But when room turn bad, don t waste your time when will kill your mood, leave as fast as possible not to kill your mood and give her club minimum rate, and next one. FKK is a bit casino, you play, you can win or lose, but I m fully sure I win more often in brothels than I would in casino where I win what I don t play. Usually I try to adapt to the girl to try to get the best from her, as long she is honest, and I love to make beauties improving following me. Made a so average I didn't think to ever repeat when I paid her, becoming my best with around 80 hours in bed in about 6 months. Was just a great game.

[Smoke Light]

Hi.

I am putting this here because it can happen in an FKK as well.

I the like some advice. Ran into a bad experience. Went to a brothel, and the girl once in the room gave me total attitude. I paid as usual up front, but once in the room she was bitchy as hell, making negative remarks on my skills--praised by many other women so I have no doubts on that, hurrying me up, etc. In the end, it was 20 minutes of shit attitude that killed the mood totally. This was the first time this happened to me. What is the correct procedure? Complaint to the Madam? I am leaving the name out because the place is well run and I have had good experiences there.

I just left after 20 minutes.

First of all, thank you for your question, we all run into this 5-10 percent of the time in clubs and elsewhere. I would be out of the room in 5 minutes and speaking with the management since the fee is already paid up front. Simply tell them what happened. There is no other way to stop this shitty and unacceptable behavior. Also, don't feel restrained reporting her name on any forums. Everybody knows certain girls are good and others are not so much. Your report does not instantly ruin the reputation of the establishment, unless it's already a common practice there. Fine either way, mongers help mongers whenever we can. The benefits of our posts and speaking with colleagues in clubs go a long way. Back to the topic. If the girl insists on getting paid, ask management for a free or discounted entry next time. The truth is on your side and this is business, just like a restaurant or a car service.

[Mr Styles]

Hi.

I am putting this here because it can happen in an FKK as well.

I the like some advice. Ran into a bad experience. Went to a brothel, and the girl once in the room gave me total attitude. I paid as usual up front, but once in the room she was bitchy as hell, making negative remarks on my skills--praised by many other women so I have no doubts on that, hurrying me up, etc. In the end, it was 20 minutes of shit attitude that killed the mood totally. This was the first time this happened to me. What is the correct procedure? Complaint to the Madam? I am leaving the name out because the place is well run and I have had good experiences there.

I just left after 20 minutes.

[Mr Ho]

You are very picky. I have been to Sharks and have seen over 100 girls and have always spied some who I fancy for a romp. Trouble is most of them I would have banged already and I repeat with only gals who give exceptional service. Thus I would select girls who are a notch down but I have not yet zimmered rather than go with a hotter girl who I had previously made love to. I really do like going with new girls.

Yes, the girls are very picky with what service to give him as well, the guy do not even get DFK in globe where DFK is guaranteed, some mongers get DFK in standard package in globe, some do not even get DFK on mouth LOL!

[Sirioja]

You are very picky. I have been to Sharks and have seen over 100 girls and have always spied some who I fancy for a romp. Trouble is most of them I would have banged already and I repeat with only gals who give exceptional service. Thus I would select girls who are a notch down but I have not yet zimmered rather than go with a hotter girl who I had previously made love to. I really do like going with new girls.

When they often cried since 2017, but my eyes were happy yesterday at Sharks, seeing new natural beauties. I could go with 3, being a so bad hunter I went with 2. When I find a girl on my standard, I like to repeat weekly. With my best FKK girl, had about 80 hours with her on a bit more than 6 months working at LR and when I decided to stop and never returned on fourth time, but if she didn't change behavior, I would have gone weekly for her for 2 years more she worked. For love in bed like at home. Had so many weekly rooms with Megan at Sharks.

[Turgid]

When I was told sometimes more than 200 girls on some Fridays at Sharks on 2017, but never 100 girls at Magnum or PHG since long time, meaning at least 2014. Like Oceans never became number 1 in NRW and never 100 girls seen. I remember GT claiming more than 80 girls but with only 25 rooms / chalets and never saw 50 girls in small lounge, even 5 in kino. At Sharks with 200 girls claimed, many times I couldn't find just only one to make me dream, even I got regulars there since discovery on 2014.

You are very picky. I have been to Sharks and have seen over 100 girls and have always spied some who I fancy for a romp. Trouble is most of them I would have banged already and I repeat with only gals who give exceptional service. Thus I would select girls who are a notch down but I have not yet zimmered rather than go with a hotter girl who I had previously made love to. I really do like going with new girls.

[Sirioja]

Thanks everyone for your comments.

So my list of FKK clubs with the best outdoor relaxation areas is now:

Dolce Vita.

Magnum.

Oase.

Sharks.

World.

Finca Erotica.

GoldenTime.

Artemis.

Planet Happy Garden.

Oceans (but no pool).

Golden Time is closed. You can add Atmos and Harmony Hamburg for outdoor. 6 ens NL on border have small outside swimming pool, not so cold than in Germany.

[Mr Ho]

Thanks everyone for your comments.

So my list of FKK clubs with the best outdoor relaxation areas is now:

Dolce Vita.

Magnum.

Oase.

Sharks.

World.

Finca Erotica.

GoldenTime.

Artemis.

Planet Happy Garden.

Oceans (but no pool).

Goldentime do not have out door pool or any pool as well, but small jacuzzi inside. But for outdoor fucking in summer, Goldentime is among the best to fuck out door in open air as you can go bit far out to fuck.

[ShinyCrazy]

Thanks everyone for your comments.

So my list of FKK clubs with the best outdoor relaxation areas is now:

Dolce Vita.

Magnum.

Oase.

Sharks.

World.

Finca Erotica.

GoldenTime.

Artemis.

Planet Happy Garden.

Oceans (but no pool).

[Mr Ho]

I would call it. FKK PIMP, where beautiful stunners are PIMPed only for you LOL! You would hear a lot of 50 cent in there.

Or FKK She's on your dick, where beautiful stunners are all over on your dick LOL! You would hear a lot of Rick Ross in there LOL!

[Mr Ho]

I always laugh at this place's name. It called Oceans but there and there is not much water accessible, LOL.

No jacuzzi, no pool, and drinking water must always be asked from the bartender. There is only a steam sauna where maybe you can get water by licking the condensation from the ceiling. They should rename it FKK Desert.

Yeah you are right about Oceans, I never thought of that LOL It is too bad because the venue is nice and outdoor area is big enough to install pool and jacuzzi as well, but instead you got that smoking area and smoking room that is like a winter gargen.

For outdoor area I like Oase and I also like chilling out door at night in Artemis after or between amazing fucking looking at the stars or moon, feeling me in universe LOL!

And yeah, sharks is not good name either, it is as of they going to rip you off LOL!

For me, it is all FKK Ho anyways with a lot of Ho inside LOL! More Ho I fuck, more Mr Ho is happy, the simple formula that set me on the right straight path LOL!

[Mr Ho]

No he wasn't! His list was for outdoor areas! Look at the clubs on his list.

They just opened. I couldn't find a website for them either when I looked the other day.

Here:

"I reviewed these larger clubs and looked for clubs with a decent outdoor area and especially an outdoor pool".

So Artemis was missing. It is just that you cannot really fuck outside at Artemis unless you do it totally in open LOL!