Thread: Stupid shit in Medellin
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07-09-21 03:02 #1394
Posts: 3348Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
When in Bogota, three of us ISG guys were hanging in a crowded Club Fiebre with its shitty ventilation system without a mask. That was stupid and another high risk event.
But my point is this: I knew what high risk was. I got away with it, but I should have been more cautious. I have been around hundreds of people with Covid taken common sense precautions, and I have not gotten it. The Republican retards want to say Covid is fake, and the Democratic douches want to say you can catch Covid from anything, and it has gotten in the way of real information to the point that I am shocked no way is willing to say where and when JJ likely got Covid. You say no one knows, but you can make an educated guess with a high degree of probability if you know some facts which no one seems to want to talk about.
But that is what is so funny. Everybody is too busy talking politics and no one is mentioning facts.
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07-09-21 02:55 #1393
Posts: 2579I'm guessing a friend of yours?
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
Ok I'm in Mde several weeks ago, I want a massage and I take an Uber to Rio Sur mall, as I go up the stairs and enter, a rent a cop asks in espanol what I'm looking for, I tell him and he gets excited (I'm guessing he gets a kick back) he's very eager to take me to Zen, I go in and there's a puta in her late 30's sitting in an office chair acting like she's Gordon Gecko, bad attitude wants 140 mil, I ask how many putas she says 3 including her, I asked to see the other 2 and she got offended so I left, I checked out a few other places in the bldg, finally my last stop I walk in, a 20 something morena is sitting on the couch very quiet and a.
Very white skinned older MILF with blonde hair and some English and very very smiley friendly eager beaver persona, says 100 mil.
I look at both and say fuck it, I picked the MILF, I have no plans of sex jajajaja I just want a massage.
I go in she starts massaging, I've had massages all over the world, never have I seen such strong hands, so she starts pouring hot oil on the back of my thighs and ass cheeks, and I point to my ass crack so she pours some there, the next thing she puts her finger on my culo, and says SI? I say lengue solo! She says propina? I say cuantos, she says 40, I say ok.
So she wipes off the oil and starts licking my crack and anus, she's like a porn star, so she's really going at it, so I get on all four, and she's jerking my crank like a slot machine from behind and licking from the tip up the shaft. Sucking balls taint, licking all the way to my waistline, then she starts slowly tongue fucking my culo, ok OMG she's deep 150% of her tongue, I'm really agitated by now jajajaja.
So I say ok fuck this, I jump off the table peel her skin tight scrubs down around her ankles and starting drilling her as hard as I can, she came several times (from semi wet to sooper wet and back again and again).
I stopped for a minute pulled her shirt off and sat her in a chair and had her blow me only to say, nope that pussy is too good and tight, so I finally decided to fill her with my hot sauce, so I could get the rest of my massage, I jumped back up and said, mas massage LOL at the end I asked if I pay her or the desk, she said her in the room and 100 for the massage to the desk, so I ask how much, she says 100 plus 200, I laugh, no way, she says ok 100 and 100,I paid her, I really hope I didn't overpay, I tried to stick it in her ass but she said no it was virjin, when I go to the desk I see a 3rd puta, I did get the best jajaja.
I'm getting older so my ability to tell ages is shit, she was somewhere between 39 and 59, def the oldest pussy I've ever fucked, I'm guessing she was younger than me? I don't know? Early 40's??
So I tried to take a nice foto at the desk of them in their scrubs, they all hit the floor like I flashed my 45 jajajajaja.
I did get her whatsapp, the next day I ask her if she wants to visit my hotel and she says sure, I say only if I can have the culo, she says ok, 400, I say no way, she says 300, I say 100, she says 200 if I visit the spa.
I'm guessing that would be 200 plus 100, I had fun, but would I do her again, nope (one and done for me).
In conclusion, Rio Sur is a shitty place if you want a real massage, I recd another in Mde I will try to write about it manana.
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07-09-21 02:37 #1392
Posts: 16037Breaking News
Originally Posted by JustTK [View Original Post]
"Drugmaker Pfizer said Thursday it is seeing waning immunity from its coronavirus vaccine and says it is picking up its efforts to develop a booster dose that will protect people from variants.
It said it would seek emergency use authorization from the US Food and Drug Administration for a booster dose in August after releasing more data about how well a third dose of vaccine works. ".
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07-09-21 02:33 #1391
Posts: 3348Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
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07-09-21 01:35 #1390
Posts: 684Ass Licking
Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
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07-08-21 21:38 #1389
Posts: 2579Inquiring minds
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
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07-08-21 20:27 #1388
Posts: 684Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
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07-08-21 18:18 #1387
Posts: 2579Jajajaaaaaa
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
But yes lets talk about typos (1 letter off) on a hooker forum rather than what a Xi butthole loving, anti American POS you are.
Now get back to licking all those 1.4 billion buttholes squeaky clean, because of the 1 child policy majority are males.
I'm guessing that makes you the happiest ass licker in China.
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07-08-21 17:48 #1386
Posts: 684Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
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07-08-21 16:59 #1385
Posts: 2579OMG we are flattered
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
Now get back at it you freak you have 1.4 billion to lick clean.
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07-08-21 11:41 #1384
Posts: 2579Oh and I do have a lot of respect for China.
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/05/o...gtype=Homepage
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2021/07...avirus-updates
Vastly "undercounted" so how many would die without our vaxs? While them sell everyone water as vaxs?
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/22/b...gtype=Homepage
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries.
But I respect the 1st amendment? Really how ironic / pathetic, you like free speech but you hate the country that gave it to you, so you moved to a 3rd world country, and.
Love the worlds biggest enemy of free speech.
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07-08-21 04:11 #1383
Posts: 547COVID care less
Sorry but so-what.
4,000,000 (4 mil) people have died worldwide of COVID (supposedly). Roughly 8,000,000,000 (8 bil) people on the planet. Doing a little math puts my chance of dying at .0005%.
So if it was 100 times worse my chance of dying is still only. 05%!
Destroying everyone's way of life over this?
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07-08-21 00:34 #1382
Posts: 684I see your mommy let you back on the computer
Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
https://www.healthline.com/health/me...g-a-narcissist
There is a very good description of 9 qualities that would define a narcissist. And you seem to fit them all.
By the way, as an aside, I really enjoyed a couple of the stories you posted in the main forum (although I think everything you write could fit into this sub-forum).
Remember? First was you didn't take your passport to get a CoVid test? Then after you finally took the test you forgot your passport to get the results. Who could be that stupid? Oh well. Let's go on to the second story you posted.
You found some hooker that agreed to see you. Hmmm, and you went to a short term hotel. Why? Did you forget to check and make sure that the place you were renting or staying would permit visitors? Kind of a rookie mistake isn't it? OK but I have to laugh, you go to the s / t hotel and rent a room and then when you get to the room the girl wants to be paid up front. Jajajaja you told her no and she refused to continue on with you. I have to give her a lot of credit. She read you like the jism stained comic book that you are. She showed great judgement, seeing that she was dealing with a self-aggrandizing narcissist she wanted to make sure she got paid. Jajajajaja.
Thanks for the laughs, junior!
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07-07-21 02:39 #1381
Posts: 2579Chinese Communist Party's online agents
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/tw...06/id/1027703/
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07-07-21 02:30 #1380
Posts: 2579Somebody get this Jew a Pulitzer
Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]