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  1. #1394
    Quote Originally Posted by Surfer500  [View Original Post]
    And nobody knows, including JB2 where he got infected as he reported..
    Surfer, I was in Mexico. There was a hottie I was banging. She said that she could not smell or taste. I figured she had Covid and stupidly banged her anyway, but I did take some precautions. She later told me she tested + for Covid and I did not get it and had a negative antibody test.

    When in Bogota, three of us ISG guys were hanging in a crowded Club Fiebre with its shitty ventilation system without a mask. That was stupid and another high risk event.

    But my point is this: I knew what high risk was. I got away with it, but I should have been more cautious. I have been around hundreds of people with Covid taken common sense precautions, and I have not gotten it. The Republican retards want to say Covid is fake, and the Democratic douches want to say you can catch Covid from anything, and it has gotten in the way of real information to the point that I am shocked no way is willing to say where and when JJ likely got Covid. You say no one knows, but you can make an educated guess with a high degree of probability if you know some facts which no one seems to want to talk about.

    But that is what is so funny. Everybody is too busy talking politics and no one is mentioning facts.

  2. #1393

    I'm guessing a friend of yours?

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    I just noticed that you raised the issue of ass-licking several times. Clearly, you are fixated on this activity. If you ever really visit Medellin (for real as opposed to in your fantasies) I'm sure I could find a girl that will let you give her "beso-negro" "beso polaco" or "beso de colibr". See junior! Chill! I'm trying to help you out.
    Funny story.

    Ok I'm in Mde several weeks ago, I want a massage and I take an Uber to Rio Sur mall, as I go up the stairs and enter, a rent a cop asks in espanol what I'm looking for, I tell him and he gets excited (I'm guessing he gets a kick back) he's very eager to take me to Zen, I go in and there's a puta in her late 30's sitting in an office chair acting like she's Gordon Gecko, bad attitude wants 140 mil, I ask how many putas she says 3 including her, I asked to see the other 2 and she got offended so I left, I checked out a few other places in the bldg, finally my last stop I walk in, a 20 something morena is sitting on the couch very quiet and a.

    Very white skinned older MILF with blonde hair and some English and very very smiley friendly eager beaver persona, says 100 mil.

    I look at both and say fuck it, I picked the MILF, I have no plans of sex jajajaja I just want a massage.

    I go in she starts massaging, I've had massages all over the world, never have I seen such strong hands, so she starts pouring hot oil on the back of my thighs and ass cheeks, and I point to my ass crack so she pours some there, the next thing she puts her finger on my culo, and says SI? I say lengue solo! She says propina? I say cuantos, she says 40, I say ok.

    So she wipes off the oil and starts licking my crack and anus, she's like a porn star, so she's really going at it, so I get on all four, and she's jerking my crank like a slot machine from behind and licking from the tip up the shaft. Sucking balls taint, licking all the way to my waistline, then she starts slowly tongue fucking my culo, ok OMG she's deep 150% of her tongue, I'm really agitated by now jajajaja.

    So I say ok fuck this, I jump off the table peel her skin tight scrubs down around her ankles and starting drilling her as hard as I can, she came several times (from semi wet to sooper wet and back again and again).

    I stopped for a minute pulled her shirt off and sat her in a chair and had her blow me only to say, nope that pussy is too good and tight, so I finally decided to fill her with my hot sauce, so I could get the rest of my massage, I jumped back up and said, mas massage LOL at the end I asked if I pay her or the desk, she said her in the room and 100 for the massage to the desk, so I ask how much, she says 100 plus 200, I laugh, no way, she says ok 100 and 100,I paid her, I really hope I didn't overpay, I tried to stick it in her ass but she said no it was virjin, when I go to the desk I see a 3rd puta, I did get the best jajaja.

    I'm getting older so my ability to tell ages is shit, she was somewhere between 39 and 59, def the oldest pussy I've ever fucked, I'm guessing she was younger than me? I don't know? Early 40's??

    So I tried to take a nice foto at the desk of them in their scrubs, they all hit the floor like I flashed my 45 jajajajaja.

    I did get her whatsapp, the next day I ask her if she wants to visit my hotel and she says sure, I say only if I can have the culo, she says ok, 400, I say no way, she says 300, I say 100, she says 200 if I visit the spa.

    I'm guessing that would be 200 plus 100, I had fun, but would I do her again, nope (one and done for me).

    In conclusion, Rio Sur is a shitty place if you want a real massage, I recd another in Mde I will try to write about it manana.

  3. #1392

    Breaking News

    Quote Originally Posted by JustTK  [View Original Post]
    And that the virus is likely to mutate, meaning that those people that are want vaxxes are likely to need a new one every XX months / years?
    Mehhh. Perhaps. Are you by chance a soothsayer sir?

    "Drugmaker Pfizer said Thursday it is seeing waning immunity from its coronavirus vaccine and says it is picking up its efforts to develop a booster dose that will protect people from variants.

    It said it would seek emergency use authorization from the US Food and Drug Administration for a booster dose in August after releasing more data about how well a third dose of vaccine works. ".

  4. #1391
    Quote Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1  [View Original Post]
    Do you get paid or do you work for the CCP for free?
    Got to tell you MDS, people's naivete on China is amazing. Somehow American deaths from Corona were Trump's fault, and China is blameless. How the hell did that happen? Clearly, China has a great PR team.

  5. #1390

    Ass Licking

    Quote Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1  [View Original Post]
    ....... Now get back to licking all those 1.4 billion buttholes squeaky clean, because of the 1 child policy majority are males.
    I'm guessing that makes you the happiest ass licker in China.
    I just noticed that you raised the issue of ass-licking several times. Clearly, you are fixated on this activity. If you ever really visit Medellin (for real as opposed to in your fantasies) I'm sure I could find a girl that will let you give her "beso-negro" "beso polaco" or "beso de colibrí". See junior! Chill! I'm trying to help you out.

  6. #1389

    Inquiring minds

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    It's not the 'vagina' you're missing. It's something a little higher up that is lacking, junior. Oh, and I probably should be more forgiving. Afterall high-school students don't have it all together yet.
    Are you a really creepy old gay Chinese dood? Or a really creepy old gay white China fluffer?
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  7. #1388
    Quote Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1  [View Original Post]
    I'm sorry I don't know how to type up to your standard jajajjaa (I don't have a vagina like some here jajajaja).

    But yes lets talk about typos (1 letter off) on a hooker forum rather than what a Xi butthole loving, anti American POS you are.

    Now get back to licking all those 1.4 billion buttholes squeaky clean, because of the 1 child policy majority are males.

    I'm guessing that makes you the happiest ass licker in China.
    It's not the 'vagina' you're missing. It's something a little higher up that is lacking, junior. Oh, and I probably should be more forgiving. Afterall high-school students don't have it all together yet.

  8. #1387

    Jajajaaaaaa

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    I have to wonder about that private school you "claim" you attended. Did they teach English there?
    I'm sorry I don't know how to type up to your standard jajajjaa (I don't have a vagina like some here jajajaja).

    But yes lets talk about typos (1 letter off) on a hooker forum rather than what a Xi butthole loving, anti American POS you are.

    Now get back to licking all those 1.4 billion buttholes squeaky clean, because of the 1 child policy majority are males.

    I'm guessing that makes you the happiest ass licker in China.

  9. #1386
    Quote Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1  [View Original Post]
    While them sell everyone water as vaxs?
    I have to wonder about that private school you "claim" you attended. Did they teach English there?

  10. #1385

    OMG we are flattered

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    No, kiddo, I'm retired and when I'm not having an orgasmic experience with some of the babes that abound here, I like to emasculate the little narcissists such as yourself who pretend to be visitors to Medellin. I know, I know you are going to have to look that one up. Here, I'll make it easy for you:

    https://www.healthline.com/health/me...g-a-narcissist

    There is a very good description of 9 qualities that would define a narcissist. And you seem to fit them all.

    By the way, as an aside, I really enjoyed a couple of the stories you posted in the main forum (although I think everything you write could fit into this sub-forum).

    Remember? First was you didn't take your passport to get a CoVid test? Then after you finally took the test you forgot your passport to get the results. Who could be that stupid? Oh well. Let's go on to the second story you posted.
    You took your tongue out of Chinas collective asshole to write some nonsense for us.

    Now get back at it you freak you have 1.4 billion to lick clean.

  11. #1384

    Oh and I do have a lot of respect for China.

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    I seriously doubt you are a grown man, you write like a teenager with enormous insecurities. HBR (Harvard Business Review) is pretty highly regarded. But I guess if you don't like one of their articles then they must be some anti-American conspirators right? If you were really a 'grown man' you might actually understand that some people have different opinions than yours. That doesn't make them fools or ignorant or any of the other pejorative terms you use. Here's a scary thought for you to wrap your head around. What if they are right? And you aren't? Ever consider that possibility, junior??

    Oh and to assuage your concerns, I am an American. I am sure my patriotism far exceeds yours because mine isn't based on a bunch of hate filled writings. Not only did I serve in uniform but I respect the 1st amendment. Something you clearly have trouble understanding.
    China gave us the virus, we gave the world the cure, how apropos.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/05/o...gtype=Homepage

    https://www.nytimes.com/live/2021/07...avirus-updates

    Vastly "undercounted" so how many would die without our vaxs? While them sell everyone water as vaxs?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/22/b...gtype=Homepage

    https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries.

    But I respect the 1st amendment? Really how ironic / pathetic, you like free speech but you hate the country that gave it to you, so you moved to a 3rd world country, and.

    Love the worlds biggest enemy of free speech.

  12. #1383

    COVID care less

    Sorry but so-what.

    4,000,000 (4 mil) people have died worldwide of COVID (supposedly). Roughly 8,000,000,000 (8 bil) people on the planet. Doing a little math puts my chance of dying at .0005%.

    So if it was 100 times worse my chance of dying is still only. 05%!

    Destroying everyone's way of life over this?

  13. #1382

    I see your mommy let you back on the computer

    Quote Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1  [View Original Post]
    Do you get paid or do you work for the CCP for free?.
    No, kiddo, I'm retired and when I'm not having an orgasmic experience with some of the babes that abound here, I like to emasculate the little narcissists such as yourself who pretend to be visitors to Medellin. I know, I know you are going to have to look that one up. Here, I'll make it easy for you:

    https://www.healthline.com/health/me...g-a-narcissist

    There is a very good description of 9 qualities that would define a narcissist. And you seem to fit them all.

    By the way, as an aside, I really enjoyed a couple of the stories you posted in the main forum (although I think everything you write could fit into this sub-forum).

    Remember? First was you didn't take your passport to get a CoVid test? Then after you finally took the test you forgot your passport to get the results. Who could be that stupid? Oh well. Let's go on to the second story you posted.

    You found some hooker that agreed to see you. Hmmm, and you went to a short term hotel. Why? Did you forget to check and make sure that the place you were renting or staying would permit visitors? Kind of a rookie mistake isn't it? OK but I have to laugh, you go to the s / t hotel and rent a room and then when you get to the room the girl wants to be paid up front. Jajajaja you told her no and she refused to continue on with you. I have to give her a lot of credit. She read you like the jism stained comic book that you are. She showed great judgement, seeing that she was dealing with a self-aggrandizing narcissist she wanted to make sure she got paid. Jajajajaja.

    Thanks for the laughs, junior!

  14. #1381

    Chinese Communist Party's online agents

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    First, I can NEVER be the biggest fool on the planet. As long as you're still here!

    I love the article that you quote from the Alabama Reporter. WoW! You really had to dig deep to find idiots who can't find China on a map.

    Let me help you. A hundred right wing blogs don't turn prejudice or hate into facts. Has't your mommy told you that already?

    Who would know China better than anyone? Think now. I know that's a new step for you. But put down your Legos and video games and concentrate really hard.

    Who would study China carefully and not care what politicians who are funded by the Defense industry would say?

    Ahh! Did you get it? Probably not. The answer is investors! They put their own money or investors money into investments. So what do some of THE most successful investors say about China?

    https://www.bridgewater.com/research...hina-relations

    Ray Dalio is the founder and co-Chief Investment Officer of Bridgewater. Undoubtedly THE most successful hedge fund in existence. Do you think his insights, after visiting China for 30 years would be more meaninful than some of the hate articles from Rupert Murdoch's stable of trash papers?

    Look at the credentials of the people on the panel with Ray Dalio..
    Do you get paid or do you work for the CCP for free?

    https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/tw...06/id/1027703/

  15. #1380

    Somebody get this Jew a Pulitzer

    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    First, I can NEVER be the biggest fool on the planet. As long as you're still here!

    I love the article that you quote from the Alabama Reporter. WoW! You really had to dig deep to find idiots who can't find China on a map.

    Let me help you. A hundred right wing blogs don't turn prejudice or hate into facts. Has't your mommy told you that already?

    Who would know China better than anyone? Think now. I know that's a new step for you. But put down your Legos and video games and concentrate really hard.

    Who would study China carefully and not care what politicians who are funded by the Defense industry would say?

    Ahh! Did you get it? Probably not. The answer is investors! They put their own money or investors money into investments. So what do some of THE most successful investors say about China?

    https://www.bridgewater.com/research...hina-relations

    Ray Dalio is the founder and co-Chief Investment Officer of Bridgewater. Undoubtedly THE most successful hedge fund in existence. Do you think his insights, after visiting China for 30 years would be more meaninful than some of the hate articles from Rupert Murdoch's stable of trash papers?.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/05/o...gtype=Homepage

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