Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Trojan22]

If the Boates are closed how are clubs like Casablanca open?

I don't understand this either.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

What month should I go to Rio. I don't want to go to Rio unless all the termas are in full swing. Are they dead because girls are scared of catching the virus in those small spaces, or is the government mandating reduced capacity.

I have no idea when, or if, it will get better. The government is not mandating reduced capacity. All the termas are fully open, just with reduced girls compared to the past, maybe due to covid. There should be enough girls in total to satisfy you even now, especially if you also do the prives in the afternoon.

[EverythingBlue]

So I made my first trip back to Rio about 2 months ago, but forgot to post anything. This time I am flying solo and have much more free time. I landed yesterday and after flying all night, I slept most of the day away. Woke up and had dinner then hit Solarium. I was there on my last visit 2 months ago but for a Monday, wow the talent was top notch. There was about 30 girls of all shapes and sizes. Lots of quality bunda. More smaller petite girls then 4 X4. I opted for a little spinner that had only been working there for about a week. Could have fooled me. She was a champ in the room. BBBJ, sex with condom then more BBBJ and CIM. I wish I remembered her club name, but I have her Instagram, phone number, and real name. She's off tomorrow so definitely bringing her over to the casa.

Tonight I hit 4 X4 for the first time. I usually don't repeat very often but last trip I met Jessica. She's a stunning blonde with a perfect bunda and great fake tits. My only gripe was last trip when she came back to the house and stayed over I hadn't realized she didn't shave her legs. I know that's normal for Brazil, but still not a fan. I ended up in the Sultans suite with her tonight and happy to say she shaved them. My chemistry with this girl is phenomenal. She had 3 orgasms to my 1 which is pretty standard these days. I'm happy with 1 in 90 minutes. BBBJ, sex no condom, pretty much anything goes. I'm yet to find a girl on the last 2 trips that doesn't give the GFE. I love this place. It's so hard to go home and deal with American girls after being here. They all suck. LOL. Torn between calling it an early night or hitting Solarium again. Also got a referral from my regular driver of a girl that looks like a 12 on a 10 scale. I may need a full day and night just for her if she's anything like the photos..

Thanks for the report. I can't wait to be there, I'll be on the ground in about 3 weeks, planning on hitting Solarium on Monday too, your report gives me hope. You don't use Uber to move around? How did you find your driver?

[Yossarian]

Why not just get reais from the ATM?

What Smokers Rule said.

[Yossarian]

Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.

I have found that using the ATMs at the banks in Copacabana tend to give an excellent exchange rate even if you pay a significant fee. Less hassle for the most part and you come out ahead.

[Yossarian]

1. To fuck at VM, you need to dress as lightly as possible. The footwear that works best IMHO is the advanced hiking sandal, which one can shower in, and wear while fucking.

https://www.decathlon.com/collection...sandals-nh110?

2. Bedsheet? Realistically, the micro fiber thin blanket is universally sold in Rio, and is used as a bedsheet in prives.

3. Again, the hotel Canario is 100 meters away, around the block from Mosaico.

4. Motel Malaga is 400 meters away.

5. Get the number, and get her to your hotel.

6. Casa 52 is the best observation post, as you can see the whole street, girls coming and going.

7 Mosaico, best after midnight, also is a good OP, as it has a balcony.

I don't go to VM often, maybe once a month, when some new contacts want to see it on a Sunday when no other options are available. But it is the de facto CPF (Cost Per Fuck) measure, and it is the same CPF as the prives and trash clubs like 116, IE 70 for a half hour.

Thanks for the tips. Especially the lightweight hiking sandals link.

[BoldNineK]

Forgot to post this. The best move in Rio these days is bringing new $100 bills to many of the exchange places and trading then for Reals. With new $100's they will give you 5. 3 reals to the dollar. Yesterday I took out $300 US and only got 1500 reals. That's a 90 real difference or about 6% you're losing. Then tonight I paid by CC at 4 X4 and they only give 5 to 1 plus CC fees so I lost about 9%. That being said, the move is to bring new 100's and not use ATMs or credit cards. Hope this helps.

Excellent strategy thank you.

[John Clayton]

... With new $100's they will give you 5. 3 reals to the dollar...That being said, the move is to bring new 100's and not use ATMs or credit cards. Hope this helps.

The midmarket rate has been below 5.2 for the last week. Generally, I believe the "smart move" is (with your Schwab or other card that refunds foreign transaction fees) to use the ATM but refuse the quoted lower bank rate and accept the midmarket rate.

[BoldNineK]

Thank you guys for giving me a few addresses for the best exchange vendors. Truly much appreciated.

[Lancer520]

Forgot to post this. The best move in Rio these days is bringing new $100 bills to many of the exchange places and trading then for Reals. With new $100's they will give you 5. 3 reals to the dollar. Yesterday I took out $300 US and only got 1500 reals. That's a 90 real difference or about 6% you're losing. Then tonight I paid by CC at 4 X4 and they only give 5 to 1 plus CC fees so I lost about 9%. That being said, the move is to bring new 100's and not use ATMs or credit cards. Hope this helps.

[Lancer520]

So I made my first trip back to Rio about 2 months ago, but forgot to post anything. This time I am flying solo and have much more free time. I landed yesterday and after flying all night, I slept most of the day away. Woke up and had dinner then hit Solarium. I was there on my last visit 2 months ago but for a Monday, wow the talent was top notch. There was about 30 girls of all shapes and sizes. Lots of quality bunda. More smaller petite girls then 4 X4. I opted for a little spinner that had only been working there for about a week. Could have fooled me. She was a champ in the room. BBBJ, sex with condom then more BBBJ and CIM. I wish I remembered her club name, but I have her Instagram, phone number, and real name. She's off tomorrow so definitely bringing her over to the casa.

Tonight I hit 4 X4 for the first time. I usually don't repeat very often but last trip I met Jessica. She's a stunning blonde with a perfect bunda and great fake tits. My only gripe was last trip when she came back to the house and stayed over I hadn't realized she didn't shave her legs. I know that's normal for Brazil, but still not a fan. I ended up in the Sultans suite with her tonight and happy to say she shaved them. My chemistry with this girl is phenomenal. She had 3 orgasms to my 1 which is pretty standard these days. I'm happy with 1 in 90 minutes. BBBJ, sex no condom, pretty much anything goes. I'm yet to find a girl on the last 2 trips that doesn't give the GFE. I love this place. It's so hard to go home and deal with American girls after being here. They all suck. LOL. Torn between calling it an early night or hitting Solarium again. Also got a referral from my regular driver of a girl that looks like a 12 on a 10 scale. I may need a full day and night just for her if she's anything like the photos. 🤣129315;.

[Vagabundo1]

Well, today, Vagabundo fucked a actual Brazilian girl, in centro, at a prive, and it was great. 120 r for an hour, and 40+ minutes of actual fucking. He is a happily nut busted monger.

Vagabundo has in common with certain Senhor Athens mongers that we have both fucked Elisa Sanches. Proof thereof is herewith attached as exhibits A. The. Note, fellow members of the ass book intel community:

The sheets say Motel Malaga.

OK, let's put that on the CBS joke chalkboard for hunting bunda:

Here is hotel Malaga.

https://www.google.com/travel/hotels/s/jWpCA

Here is Mosaico nightclub.

https://goo.gl/maps/Bqt69TFfYqTAqrsW7

You, dear reader, can do the work to determine how far from Motel Malaga Mosaico is. It's less than 400 meters as the crow flies, maybe a little more as you walk. You should walk it during the day if you make Malaga your patrol base. Long time mongers in Rio will recall the legendary escort show and its sister agency, where the girls would walk to Malaga in Zona Norte (just barely), and to Barao do Flamengo in Zona Sul for the other agency. Go back to 2013 and before on this and search for Sperto's posts. Those posts were my guide, and it is why I post now, to pay it forward. I've had Elisa in Malaga, and in zona sul airbnb's and I will tell you a girl fucks better and respects and likes you more if you bang her in a love motel in zona norte. When you are in Copa on Ave Nossa Senhora, take the 457 bus to Norte Shopping and back. It will cost you 8 reais total. Get off at norte shopping, walk around, for example, to Motel Cartago. Get the number of the girl in 4 x4, or Monte Carlo, or Solarium, and if she lives in Zona Norte, tell her you will meet her at Norte Shopping, and suggest you fuck her at Cartago Motel. Elisa Sanches also is a frequent guest at Boate Black and White in Bonsuccesso, which is worth a trip, again, with an experience monger. The 457 bus also goes by VM. That hot as fuck morena clara in Monte Carlo or the other tier 1 termas is from Norte Shopping -- she gets to the tier 1 termas on some days in the 457 bus. Do you love fucking her? Do you love this creature, in some manner, whether eros, phillia, or agape? Then see the world through her eyes, even if for 4 hours out of your day, one day, when you are staying in a hotel on Av Atlantico. Take the 457 bus. Grow some balls, and put on a vasco shirt, and see the world through her eyes.

Here is the guide for motels for Brazil.

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/

[Anaggie]

Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.

I always use San Diego Cambio why Tourismo.

San Diego Exchange and Tourism.

+55 21 3442-8116.

https://goo.gl/maps/5HTvcxQNP2Cnaq8h9

They have always given a good rate.

[Smokers Rule]

Why not just get reais from the ATM?

Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.

[The Cane]

OK, if you are a senhor athens and you only fuck seka platinum blondes in tier 1 termas who agree to your proctological pictures, it's not for you. If you like 18 year old porn star quality new talent, VM is a good spot. Again, Elisa Sanches is well known among the girls in VM, they pick Elisa Sanches porn on the overnights, and they say, "Elisa sanches comes to VM, she come to Mosaico". Vagabundo has seen her and her peers there, and elisa sanches is not even near the top of the pack in terms of the morena clara new talent who is regularly at VM. The best members of this board who shall go unnamed like VM for that reason.

If I want to fuck Elisa Sanches in the ass, then I will pay her to come to me in my clean hotel room (I did too) rather than, in the words of JimmyBoy99, go to that "dirty, filthy shithole, filled with mostly fat, ugly women who fuck in tiny rooms whose bed sheets may or may not get changed daily". The members of this board and guys from everywhere who don't want to fuck in squalor avoid Vila Mimosa like the plague in favor of other locales that are both sanitary and populated with a hotter selection of tutes.