Pattaya Reports

[Sam Sanuk]

80+ years ago, a fictional character was born. His name was Walter Mitty. Summarized in Wikipedia, "Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid*fantasy life. In a few dozen paragraphs, he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer."

Not too long ago, we had a poster who was prolific in posting photos of Viet ladies, all more than willing to provide full service in all manners of ways. Of course, all were 18-20 year old hotties who would drop their drawers for $14-$16. LOL.

Now we are treated to the daily fantasies of an author who uses prose to relate his "studliness". I'm quite sure the poster cares not if readers really believe his alleged exploits. I'm guessing that his posts are for his own gratification, whatever he / she / it gets out of them. Any armchair shrinks have any opinions?

SS.

[Frankypanky]

and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.

This got more to do with it, I guess?

As far as my experience goes, Thai are extremely focused on (getting) money. No matter how good-looking a Falang might be, there is always a ROI expected from these ladies.

Negative?

No, just realistic IMHO!

[Explorer8939]

Today, I had a true civvie come over, a lady who owns a bakery shop. She is a friend of a mamasan who came over with her. Her work schedule is pretty tight, so she can't get out much.

After a few drinks, she pulled the "you my boyfriend " routine. I was straight with her and told her what I do, that I can't have a girlfriend until the bars open. She was horny as hell, but shy, but gave me a reality check since she never worked bar. Meanwhile, her friend got naked and was trying to grab my dick, but the civvie blocked her.

Still, the civvie engaged in deep kissing and did get partially naked. Her pussy was working overtime, I could smell it, coupled with sweat.

I don't have any interest in leading her on, but I can entertain her until the bars open.

[Explorer8939]

You frequently tell us how these ladies love getting your cock. As I see it, getting naked and fucking is implicit to these ladies, even if they don't all do it. Time for a social experiment, tell them to come over for alcohol and cock. But, there will be no money. How many come? How many get naked? How many fuck?

I understand that you want to contribute financially, I would do the same thing. Just let them think there will be no money and see what happens. You can give those that show up the 1000 baht the next day.

For no money, zero will come.

Maybe a lady looking for a boyfriend.

[HorseTrader]

When I invite ladies over to my place for drinking, I pay 1000 baht as a flat fee, but the ladies are not required to do anything. So, anything that they do is on their own initiative.
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At any rate, I had a couple last night who couldn't get enough dick. Maybe it's a good sign when a lady gets naked and lies back with her legs open.

You frequently tell us how these ladies love getting your cock. As I see it, getting naked and fucking is implicit to these ladies, even if they don't all do it. Time for a social experiment, tell them to come over for alcohol and cock. But, there will be no money. How many come? How many get naked? How many fuck?

I understand that you want to contribute financially, I would do the same thing. Just let them think there will be no money and see what happens. You can give those that show up the 1000 baht the next day.

[Member #4753]

I am a very rare customer here: I don't have a Thai girlfriend, I am fully vaccinated, I have been here a long time, and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.

That should be TAT's new Pattaya tourist slogan.

Do you fit the this criteria? If yes, welcome to Thailand, you are going to love it here.

[JohnIsFun]

Some observations after a month of having dozens of ladies come to my place:

I give the ladies a choice of music. Most really like Latino music, stuff with Becky G, Maluma, Daddy Yankee, etc. When they are drunk, I change to Isaan music, but often the ladies want to go back to Becky G after a while.

I installed some PAR stage lights in my place, and set them up to Sound mode. This allows the ladies to change colors by clapping. Which they do all the time when they are drunk. I notice they like to change colors to red before giving me a blow job or a fuck.

The ladies never turn their back on me when they are naked, ie they never expose their pussies from the back. I don't know why that is, maybe that view is reserved for their Thai boyfriends. I didn't notice that until a couple of days ago when one lady did turn her back to me and opened her legs.

Of course, the ladies differ in what they want, some like soft touching of their clit, few want a finger fuck. I finger fucked one lady and her pussy blew up inside like a puffer fish. The opening was tight, but inside was a bowling alley. She ignored me since she was licking another lady's pussy at the time. The ladies who like soft touching mostly have the problem that they don't get wet enough for their clits to get lubed. So, too much rubbing irritates them unless I use lube. That is an occupational hazard of being a bargirl, and usually ladies carry lube when working bar..

Mate just rub it in hahaha. I am jealous and happy for you. We are stuck in lockdown here in Sydney for the past 8 weeks and have not seen a pussy for long time. Here you are in pussy galore like it's raining pussies for you. My smile is from cheek to cheek writing these comments. Jokes apart I have enjoyed reading your posts and details of the escapades and glad at least someone is enjoying. Keep it coming brother. Also if you can share pics of the girls when you can.

[Explorer8939]

Some observations after a month of having dozens of ladies come to my place:

I give the ladies a choice of music. Most really like Latino music, stuff with Becky G, Maluma, Daddy Yankee, etc. When they are drunk, I change to Isaan music, but often the ladies want to go back to Becky G after a while.

I installed some PAR stage lights in my place, and set them up to Sound mode. This allows the ladies to change colors by clapping. Which they do all the time when they are drunk. I notice they like to change colors to red before giving me a blow job or a fuck.

The ladies never turn their back on me when they are naked, ie they never expose their pussies from the back. I don't know why that is, maybe that view is reserved for their Thai boyfriends. I didn't notice that until a couple of days ago when one lady did turn her back to me and opened her legs.

Of course, the ladies differ in what they want, some like soft touching of their clit, few want a finger fuck. I finger fucked one lady and her pussy blew up inside like a puffer fish. The opening was tight, but inside was a bowling alley. She ignored me since she was licking another lady's pussy at the time. The ladies who like soft touching mostly have the problem that they don't get wet enough for their clits to get lubed. So, too much rubbing irritates them unless I use lube. That is an occupational hazard of being a bargirl, and usually ladies carry lube when working bar.

In general, because of the lack of customers, the ladies are extremely easy to please, to the point that it's kind of weird. I am a very rare customer here: I don't have a Thai girlfriend, I am fully vaccinated, I have been here a long time, and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.

[Explorer8939]

When I invite ladies over to my place for drinking, I pay 1000 baht as a flat fee, but the ladies are not required to do anything. So, anything that they do is on their own initiative. Which makes things interesting if they get horny. And things are unusual in Pattaya now as customers are scarce, and some ladies are living in places where they can't bring men back to their room. Maybe it's inconvenient for them to get laid, as opposed to impossible, but that must be weird for a bargirl. At any rate, I had a couple last night who couldn't get enough dick. Maybe it's a good sign when a lady gets naked and lies back with her legs open.

One lady was complaining about the lack of customers and told me the only nibble was from a guy who offered 8,000 baht for her to go with 4 men. The problem was they wanted 3+1, meaning one guy fucked her mouth while 3 guys fucked her pussy at once. I didn't know that was possible.

After they left, I had an overnight massage lady come over. The massage ended up with her fucking me. I came within a minute, which is what I thought she wanted. But she quickly started massaging my dick, and it was obvious that she was interested in some prolonged sex. Amazingly, I came back to life, and was good for maybe 10 minutes before I passed out.

Now I have to get ready for the next ladies, which means making ice for drinks and then going shopping for supplies. Yeah, this is kind of a job for me.

[CIMguy]

Walking Street is (was) a bit of a side show anyway; only amateur tourists go there anymore. Areas like LK Metro and Action Street were to be destinations to rival Walking street, minus all the tourists.

I was only in Pattaya 3 days where I could monger and once I went to windmill, once I went to a soapy, and once I went to a blowjob bar next to Club 4. They were all 3 really good experiences. The girl at windmill was really sexy and seemed horny, the soapy girl was from Japan and super cute and nice, and the last girl from the BJ bar was a real turn-on even though she didn't fit my type exactly. She kept dirty talking to me while licking my cum off her lips. I almost took her upstairs for another round.

[Nixonbd]

Well this is depressing.

https://www.pattayamail.com/latestne...n-china-367739

Should I assume the nightlife will relocate elsewhere, farther from the money-making beach area?

Walking Street is (was) a bit of a side show anyway; only amateur tourists go there anymore. Areas like LK Metro and Action Street were to be destinations to rival Walking street, minus all the tourists.

[SuperLove]

1, 3, 4 for me.

Keep them coming dear explorer.

Some ladies from Maggie May's and related bars. If only I could could convince them to come to my place.

[Explorer8939]

Some ladies from Maggie May's and related bars. If only I could could convince them to come to my place.

[Mr Enternational]

Well this is depressing.

https://www.pattayamail.com/latestne...n-china-367739

Should I assume the nightlife will relocate elsewhere, farther from the money-making beach area?

They have been saying the exact same thing for 30 years. That was why they came up with LK Metro. It was supposed to be the elsewhere.

[CIMguy]

Well this is depressing.

https://www.pattayamail.com/latestne...n-china-367739

Should I assume the nightlife will relocate elsewhere, farther from the money-making beach area?