Mombasa

[Member #4740]

My first report which was posted last month was a kind of negative impression as it was refered to my first week of the month. So what was change in the following 3 weeks?

1. Its turned out that my appartment become to hell from various reasons. I was staying at "Mtwapa palm estate". First the non stop nois comming from "Marry Villa" this two buliding nearly touch each other and the TV nois from the african was non stop all night. WIfi was terrible too altough the owner claim he was renovated.

2. I moved to one of the israelies building in the Ally oposite the Wellfit Bakery. The guy wanted 3500 bob per day but after he saw he will not get it he reduce the fee to 2000 bob for the appartment in the last floor. (they also have rooms too for 2 k). The name of the place was "Romi Villa" the owner is Israel from Yemen origin. You can fuck all the girls in this hotell. You need to understand this is mostly long term rentals for local girls witout any cleaning services, and utilites not included or furnitures. So the local girls that live there including cleaners etc will fuck milion percent. This hotel have more upscale rooms / appartment for tourist and fast WIFI with nearly no noise. Its located in the far end of the ally. Consruction noise in Mtwapa can kill you its a non stop pain.

3. Girls-The best place to get girls is the area around Wellfit Bakery but after a short learnig curves we got contact from the israelies. We call it "recommanded girls" which means good looking with NO Drama. So you need to become friends with them the will give you the numbers. Price is around 1 K all night. You need to remember that this girls was hunted in deep waters from villiges some have been suported by "boyfriends" some not. Some are sex bombs with no kids but bedore I got this contacts I had no access to this girls.

4. Mtwapa is best fitted for those who who ignore the pain of the constant noise, the police, the pot holes, the dissess. The imposible slow wifi etc and focus only about fucking in the lower posiible fee for the longer possible time.

5. if you sick there get the fuck out, the midicine some are fake. For example the the Benzathine Penicillin is fake its sold for 100 bob in hospitals. Including Mombasa hospital.

6. Uber is no longer working there. You can see two taxies in the App but its not working.

7. Tourist police is located withing Mtwapa police they are Ok.

8. PCR test before you departure you go to Mombasa hospital, The process is manual and frustrating to get the resoults by mail you need to handwright your mail and hope they not forget to send it. No automation here as all the proccess is manual on papers. My flight to Dubai was from Nairobi so I had to show a QR code Kenya health in Nairobi airport even when I took a flight from Mombasa.

9. After a month I left to Dubai and from there to Bogota Colombia.

Good Luck.

[Onyx82]

Hello fellow mongers!

I've been planning / thinking about my trip next year when I turn 40.

My first plan was to visit Rio but that has changed to Kenya instead since better prices, less fly time and I've been really urging to try some of the African ladies.

So my plan is to travel around 1 week after the election (hopefully it will be calm) and to stay 1 month or a little bit more.

Plan like 4-6 days first in Nairobi then 2 weeks in Mombasa and then back to Nairobi for a last week or so.

I've read threw the forums a bit and realized that Mtwapa maybe shouldn't be a area to have your base in Mombasa area.

So from what I've read there is a few options:

Bamburi.

Diani Beach.

Nyali.

1) What areas would you recommend for a first time Kenya monger in Mombasa that is used to Thailand?

2) Tinder / badoo, should you start it before you go and use the gold future to find prospects before arriving or is that unnecessary when you are in Nairobi first?

3) How much does Cialis and stuff like the cost?

4 a) Been thinking about taking a safari tour too, but the prices I've found online seems ridiculous some of them?

4 b) Should I bring along a girl to a safari (wouldn't mind paying for her if she is a wild crazy one).

5) Is it much hazel to take a detour to Tanzania and Dar / Zanzibar? And is it worth it?

6) Airbnb or hotel?

Pros cons in Kenya?

Hmm I think that's about what I can think about right now.

Thanks in advance the Swedish bloke.

Oh if you have any good newbie tips feel free to share it too.

[Amadeuss]

So tinder is amazing here crazy amount fo matches just make sure to video call first, had a few fake people that refuse! It's probably all you need (I didn't wander outside solo much yet just work and tinder so no experience of girls in bars) but I do miss escort agencies. Does anyone know of any proper agencies with a website etc? Or any good facebook groups?

Not many posts recently but if anyone has any questions I'm happy to help, living in Shanzu currently but will probably move closer to the beach soon. Any apartment hunting tips with good internet would also be appreciated.

Thanks!

You are new to free mongering, asking girls out? You prefer to stay in the basement and video call girls? Then no need to go to Mombasa! As Mombie said: calling Escorts there are a waste of time.

Go out, put a smile on your face, walk the roads, grab a beer, sit down and the birds will come to you. Become a grown up man and not a little shy schoolboy.

[Onyx82]

My strategy was simple: badoo and tinder profiles with stated raunchy intent. No promises of dating or romance. Just flings. I even made mention of specific activity I was seeking on Badoo, which was bareback + creampie. I straight up told every chick I matched with (and there were many), to read my profile then give me their whatsapp if they still were interested.

Wow great report man!

It's something similar I'm after when I will go to Kenya.

Mostly done mongering in Thailand and there you can do BB without any problems (from my experience).

Just a question mate:

Did you setup the tinder / badoo before you went to Kenya or when you where there?

[Mombie75]

An escort agency in Mombasa would be a complete waste of time, the women are found everywhere from the street, shops, salons, bars. They would just fake pics up and overcharge.

[Jamie8]

So tinder is amazing here crazy amount fo matches just make sure to video call first, had a few fake people that refuse! It's probably all you need (I didn't wander outside solo much yet just work and tinder so no experience of girls in bars) but I do miss escort agencies. Does anyone know of any proper agencies with a website etc? Or any good facebook groups?

Not many posts recently but if anyone has any questions I'm happy to help, living in Shanzu currently but will probably move closer to the beach soon. Any apartment hunting tips with good internet would also be appreciated.

Thanks!

[Neddy69]

I go to Kenya anytime. I feel safe there.

The answer to just how many people die on Kenya's roads depends on who you ask.

The country's national transport authority put it at 2,965 for 2016, while the official statistics agency had it as 4,809 people. Then there's the World Health Organisation, which says between 3,000 and 13,000 Kenyans die each year on the country's roads.

Official Covid death toll in Kenya:

4,467.

Neddy.

[Neddy69]

Thanks for great advice everyone!

It seems like Mtwapa is more interesting than I initially thought. Is it something similar to Kabalagala in Kampala? At least Neddy has seen them both if I recall correctly?

My only problem with Mtwapa is daytime. I'd rather spend my days on the beach or in fancier bars. Not that I haven't seen more low key places during my 15 Africa trips, but in this case there are decent beach options nearby. Did I understand correctly that Mtwapa daytime scene is mostly pros looking for extra buck?

Pros? The lowest scum hangs out early evening in the bars around eagles nest scrounging free drinks from the drunkards. In Mtwapa there is no clear border between Semi Pro or Non Pro. You pay the tariff. Just walk down posta road. Say mambo.

Someone could make a behavorial study. Nothing stops you from getting into a matatu to go to Bamburi Beach during daytime. Also I go frequently. Before sunset I'm back in Mtwapa. Best to go stay in Merry Villas or (F) Luck Apartments. Monger Central self Catering Appartements.

Neddy.

[Neddy69]

Dear Neddy,

You have clear ideas. Better to listen to the misfortunes of others than to tell your own.

Make no mistake. I also left a couple of 1000€ on the table. I call it entrance fee to paradise. But all these stories I hear make me chuckle. Kenyan chicas know how to fuck your brains out. Literally. Most important. Learn from your mistakes. Some of those I met never learned and ended up destitute and bankrupt.

Neddy.

[Mombie75]

I would say Big Tree and Cheers is where you meet the real pros in the daytime, while wherever you walk in Mtwapa you will meet so many smiles on the way. You just have to respond to them.

There is the Cobacabana Beach in Mtwapa that has developed into some kind of a Disneyland especially since the public Kenyatta Beach was closed.

Every week more elaborate and permanent structures are erected on the beach, sound systems are blaring from all sides.

Like public beach before most girls that come there are not specifically looking for a muzungu, but you might be lucky there.

BTW, just experienced some kind of an Anne Frank situation when we were in a bar after curfew hour. It was announced that the police was coming.

We had to rush to the attic where we were packed into a small room under the makuti in the dark, being urged to be dead silent.

Anyway after some time the sign, all clear, was given and everything went on like before, as if nothing had happened.

Haha brilliant. Watch your pockets in the dark and get a fresh drink when you get out.

[CrowExplorer]

BTW, just experienced some kind of an Anne Frank situation when we were in a bar after curfew hour. It was announced that the police was coming.

We had to rush to the attic where we were packed into a small room under the makuti in the dark, being urged to be dead silent.

Anyway after some time the sign, all clear, was given and everything went on like before, as if nothing had happened.

Wow! We're living in scary times. No matter where you happen to be in, it seems the one thing all countries have in common, is that their government used covid 19 as an excuse to give themselves more power over this past year.

[Zimzam]

My only . Did I understand correctly that Mtwapa daytime scene is mostly pros looking for extra buck?

I would say Big Tree and Cheers is where you meet the real pros in the daytime, while wherever you walk in Mtwapa you will meet so many smiles on the way. You just have to respond to them.

There is the Cobacabana Beach in Mtwapa that has developed into some kind of a Disneyland especially since the public Kenyatta Beach was closed.

Every week more elaborate and permanent structures are erected on the beach, sound systems are blaring from all sides.

Like public beach before most girls that come there are not specifically looking for a muzungu, but you might be lucky there.

BTW, just experienced some kind of an Anne Frank situation when we were in a bar after curfew hour. It was announced that the police was coming.

We had to rush to the attic where we were packed into a small room under the makuti in the dark, being urged to be dead silent.

Anyway after some time the sign, all clear, was given and everything went on like before, as if nothing had happened.

[Jalle]

Thanks for great advice everyone!

It seems like Mtwapa is more interesting than I initially thought. Is it something similar to Kabalagala in Kampala? At least Neddy has seen them both if I recall correctly?

My only problem with Mtwapa is daytime. I'd rather spend my days on the beach or in fancier bars. Not that I haven't seen more low key places during my 15 Africa trips, but in this case there are decent beach options nearby. Did I understand correctly that Mtwapa daytime scene is mostly pros looking for extra buck?

[Mombie75]

Exactly. I have everything within a mile radius. Plus endless entertainment 24/7. Wazungu being murdered, ripped off, lied to, jailed, drugged. Drama every day. They should make an epic TV documentary. Mtwapa the city which never sleeps. Everybody is living there. From destitute scots, drunkards of various nations on minimum pension, millionaires, tax evaders, retired mafia dons (no kidding), fugitives of all kinds, child molesters, retired somali pirates, child support evaders. How I know it. I know them all. I listen. But I never speak. You name it Mtwapa has it. The highlight is everyday the expat coffee meeting where unbelievable stories are swapped. (All true of course). Just read the Daily Nation. Its Africa. On the way up posta road (now paved) you pick up pussy at random for a quick relaxation. At nightfall you head up to chew fresh miraa or smoke natural herbs then head to legends for sweet Congolese life Soukouss or Rhumba. After that to Naiz for a couple of ice cold tuskers looking at some red hot dressed chicas. Later to AR Casuarina enjoying the show and listen to sweet bongo tunes from Tanzania.

Neddy.

Who misses Mtwapa dearly.

Well, I stay on Bamburi beach, spend my time at the other end of the stretch at Cafeserie, Java, City mall, but I do oftentimes have a wander up to Mtwapa late afternoon to pick up an evening delight or Casaurina late on. There are certainly plenty of Brits and Europeans I have seen shrink in size and stature over the decade or so on the scene, the sun, the women, the constant ducking and diving wears them down. Keep yourself to yourself, never get involved, have your short time with a girl, never see them more than a 3 times, be up front and agree the price, move on once the deed is done, there are plenty and a never ending stream of them to go around.

[Oiste]

Exactly. I have everything within a mile radius. Plus endless entertainment 24/7. Wazungu being murdered, ripped off, lied to, jailed, drugged. Drama every day. They should make an epic TV documentary. Mtwapa the city which never sleeps. Everybody is living there. From destitute scots, drunkards of various nations on minimum pension, millionaires, tax evaders, retired mafia dons (no kidding), fugitives of all kinds, child molesters, retired somali pirates, child support evaders. How I know it. I know them all. I listen. But I never speak. You name it Mtwapa has it. The highlight is everyday the expat coffee meeting where unbelievable stories are swapped. (All true of course). Just read the Daily Nation. Its Africa. On the way up posta road (now paved) you pick up pussy at random for a quick relaxation. At nightfall you head up to chew fresh miraa or smoke natural herbs then head to legends for sweet Congolese life Soukouss or Rhumba. After that to Naiz for a couple of ice cold tuskers looking at some red hot dressed chicas. Later to AR Casuarina enjoying the show and listen to sweet bongo tunes from Tanzania.

Neddy.

Who misses Mtwapa dearly.

Dear Neddy,

You have clear ideas. Better to listen to the misfortunes of others than to tell your own.