Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

Be safe bud, that sucks, hey just spoke with Monkey Paw, he's still their, and said to pm him to have a couple drinks, he invited you before with no response, maybe it would kill some time and he's a real person, I think you will like his style, a bit like yours but way more real!

Isn't Monkey Paw the guy who got a lot of heat from posters some years ago? And that not from some blokes who have dick in hand due to a pandemic but from guys who were ostensibly in Thailand getting actual pussy?

[Danny Duck]

For all you negative nelsons.

Would it be better if all his "Girls" look somewhat like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhr78G2ANM

The one on the left is why Koreans, Japanese, HKG, Taiwanese flock to Thailand.

They are out there but not in Droves like to world renowned Beer Bar Girls.

[RacShack]

The Track (information from a real person in Pattaya guys).

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. Every mongering destination has its "track. " Walk it endlessly and it becomes your reward.

Soi 13/1 - 13/2 - Massage shops open UTR. Can get full service, no more than 1500 everything. Or you can grab a few lines and get them to come to them room for less. Walk these two Soi. Look a little clueless and lost, whatever is available will approach you. There is possibly a girl who sits in front of that ST hotel on 13/1 that you can sit, drink, and chill with. You can fuck her if you want to. Don't need my permission. She is in the game. I didn't partake. I am a bit scared of that Soi.

Beach Road. Masks required, police presence is there. Don't come to Pattaya with that America first shit, whataboutism my personal freedom nonsense, or you will find yourself emptying that wallet real quick. Leggo my Ego and leave it in your toaster, back in your own country. There are about 20-30 stragglers starting from Royal Garden Plaza all the way to the crappy Sanrtuario monument in front of Soi 6. They stand on both sides, sit on their motorbikes, or are squating in a single spot for longer than 5 minutes. 1000 and below, but the below sounds about right more than the 1000. There is an occasional doable girl, so it's worth a look. Go early around 6 and make sure you are in the room before 9.

Soi 6 - Empty, but a walk in the evening will sometimes reveal a few open doors with girls sorta just sitting and advertising themselves. It's like Osaka with those little houses and shops. Soi 6/1 is alive and well with gender benders looking for lost souls or guys who pretend to be lost, period. Slice Pizza raised their prices and there is no more BOGO. Somebody finally got smart.

Buakhao. You want to walk from LK Royal Suite towards the markets. Few stragglers in front of Treetown across from McDs and a bunch of benders all on the street. There are always girls strolling this street alone from 6 pm on up. I think they are all in play. Next to Subway, the girls sitting in front of the massage shop are fucking for 1000. Need to say the magic word or just stick your tongue out and rub your crotch while pretending to buy whatever they are trying to sell. Some massage shops and bars are open UTR, but more past Buakhao 15 going towards Tukcom. They can easily be spotted with a girl or two sitting in the front. Be bold, be brave.

Soi Honey. Is alive and looks like the same Soi Honey of old, with less girls and less talent. Plenty of action available if it's your thing. And by the way, if you see body to body massage shops with girls selling peanuts, cashews, or anything else anywhere, then action is available. It's all a front to be able to sit outside the street and advertise their pussy.

Soi Chaiyapoon. Few massage shops and bars at the beginning near Buakaho are open UTR. The more you walk towards 3rd road, the scarier it gets. Action is available for all needs, I guess. Next to Maggie Mays, the queens are out in full force. And no, they haven't fixed those potholes.

Walking Street. Dead!

Online. OnlyFans has banned sexually explicit content. Good news for those still here, as girls will have to find another way to get money. Maybe have to go back to sucking dick instead getting paid for online pics. But a few Soi 6 girls have gone into porn, as Mister Nutrifit has been busy in Pattaya with his "Monger in Asia" clips. I wonder how much the girls get paid? As his Eskimo brother, I only recognized a couple of girls that fucked in all the "Monger in Asia" clips, but I paid only 1500 baht. Mister Nutrifit's range and taste in girls or whatever, is all over the map. Thank God. It is an excellent reminder to wrap my burrito. Scary stuff.

So where are all the hoes at? ThaiFriendly as per usual. And if you aren't using TF, during these times, then you aren't in the game. The scene in Pattaya is pretty skim. But this track is worth a walk everyday, just to keep up your health and well being. Being a sloth is one of the 7 deadliest sins, especially with all this life around you still going on.

Is there an end in sight? BTW, people do know that modern and rich countries like the USA are on a 3rd booster right? They are paying people and giving reward cards to get people to get vaccinated. These countries have endless supplies of vaccines and they are all free with no wait time. Yet, they are all on a third wave and new spike. So that should answer any questions about where is Thailand on reopening, when the country is asking for handouts, less 25% vaccinated with first dose, and a weak public healthcare system. Come on. They are using the airports to quarantine people. Will Pattaya come back? Has anybody watched Ozark? This is how and why Pattaya was built and now there is a disruption in the flow. I am afraid, there is no end in sight. The end is still the end.

[RacShack]

I almost literally have no free time. I just sent 2 ladies packing early so I can go to 7/11 to buy supplies for the 15.30 crew, and make some lunch. My hot water heater has failed, and my kitchen sink faucet is dripping, but I don't have time for a plumber to come.

The two ladies I sent packing were a bit over the top, they were hot out of the gate, and I wasn't ready for that. So, it was 3 hours of HJ and BJ, but I just wasn't into it. One lady found my lube and used it up, which saved some damage to my dick. Unfortunately, the lady was 100% show, you probably know the type, has 3 fake orgasms during one Short Time. Next time, I need to explain to her that I am the customer for 30 ladies a week, my poor dick is going to fall off if this keeps up.

No I really don't know that type sorry, 30 girls a week and no time to meet a legendary true real person board member, and spending 3 hours of your time getting some sort of sex that you" "just not into" sounds like a big waste of time, that would be some free time right their, like I said with this response you have given Pop goes the weasel!! Oh and do you have any friends you ever meet up with for a drink? And the curtain is slowly coming (wish it was a faster curtain) down on your make believe story's!

[Explorer8939]

I concur. This explorer dude just seems full of shit. Such a waste of space.

Everything I am posting here is pretty much real time reporting of how I am surviving the lockdown in Pattaya.

If you are saying that my stories are too good to be true, that is very gratifying.

Right now, I am waiting for the 15.30 shift to show up, a shy bargirl from Maggie Mays, and a show lesbian from Honey Lounge.

[Member #4751]

I concur. This explorer dude just seems full of shit. Such a waste of space.

Who are you trying to impress with this bulls**t? You either have a massive ego, or can't find anyone to clean that crap hole you're living in.

[Explorer8939]

Be safe bud, that sucks, hey just spoke with Monkey Paw, he's still their, and said to pm him to have a couple drinks, he invited you before with no response, maybe it would kill some time and he's a real person, I think you will like his style, a bit like yours but way more real!

I almost literally have no free time. I just sent 2 ladies packing early so I can go to 7/11 to buy supplies for the 15.30 crew, and make some lunch. My hot water heater has failed, and my kitchen sink faucet is dripping, but I don't have time for a plumber to come.

The two ladies I sent packing were a bit over the top, they were hot out of the gate, and I wasn't ready for that. So, it was 3 hours of HJ and BJ, but I just wasn't into it. One lady found my lube and used it up, which saved some damage to my dick. Unfortunately, the lady was 100% show, you probably know the type, has 3 fake orgasms during one Short Time. Next time, I need to explain to her that I am the customer for 30 ladies a week, my poor dick is going to fall off if this keeps up.

[Explorer8939]

Since when do good girls want a two week boyfriend?

The original question was about finding a holiday girlfriend.

The OP is not going to find a "good girl" who wants a boyfriend for 2 weeks, unless you are a Thai movie star.

If you just want a lady for 2 weeks, just come when the bars are open, and barfine a lady for 2 weeks. If you want a civvie during High Season, good luck with that.

[RacShack]

TreeTown is one place where ladies can be found before 9 pm. But, the police just arrested 21 people last night for drinking in TreeTown.

Be safe bud, that sucks, hey just spoke with Monkey Paw, he's still their, and said to pm him to have a couple drinks, he invited you before with no response, maybe it would kill some time and he's a real person, I think you will like his style, a bit like yours but way more real!

[Explorer8939]

TreeTown is one place where ladies can be found before 9 pm. But, the police just arrested 21 people last night for drinking in TreeTown.

[Danny Duck]

Ignore Danny Duck. There are many good girls in Thailand, but you won't find them working in bars and special massage places.

My comments are based on non-COVID times.

First decide what type of GF you want. If you want hooker, start with bars, ThaiFriendly, and people nearby from WeChat and Line. If you want a good girl who is looking for a husband, dating sites are available (also ThaiFriendly, ThaiFlirting, ThaiCupid). Don't forget the Thailand dating groups on Facebook. The best holiday girlfriend I every met was in a coffee shop away from the tourist areas. Please don't imply you are looking for a permanent relationship unless it is true.

I once met a Thai-British couple in Aonang, who I later learned met on ThaiFriendly based on her profile that offered tour guide services. Ive never tried that, though it seems reasonable.

The biggest problem I find with the good girls is finding ones that speak English. That is not so much a problem with the bar girls.

Since when do good girls want a two week boyfriend?

[Mr Enternational]

First decide what type of GF you want. If you want hooker, start with bars, ThaiFriendly, and people nearby from WeChat and Line. If you want a good girl who is looking for a husband, dating sites are available (also ThaiFriendly, ThaiFlirting, ThaiCupid). Don't forget the Thailand dating groups on Facebook. The biggest problem I find with the good girls is finding ones that speak English. That is not so much a problem with the bar girls.

I have no problem at all finding good girls that speak English. I had a girlfriend last year that is an accountant at a lawyer's office. I first met her at a disco on LK Metro. Didn't really pay any attention to her then; just talked a little shit. Like 2 weeks later met her on ThaiFriendly. She said weren't you at such and such disco. I told her it wasn't me because the name of the (new) place did not even ring a bell. Then I looked online for the disco and was like what the fuck. That is the place me and my nephew were at. Same chick from that night. After talking on Thai Friendly she came over and spent the night with me and started coming every night after she finished work and jogging. Only time I spent money was taking her to breakfast on Sunday mornings when she was off work. Every other day she would come over late like 9 or 10pm, then leave like 7am to go back home to get ready for work.

[HorseTrader]

I am too planning for holiday there, as I too will be going alone let me know how to find holiday girlfriend.

Thanks.

See girl you like. Offer her money, ask polite if she can be your GF for 2 weeks.

Don't worry about offending good girls, there aren't any in Pattaya.

Ignore Danny Duck. There are many good girls in Thailand, but you won't find them working in bars and special massage places.

My comments are based on non-COVID times.

First decide what type of GF you want. If you want hooker, start with bars, ThaiFriendly, and people nearby from WeChat and Line. If you want a good girl who is looking for a husband, dating sites are available (also ThaiFriendly, ThaiFlirting, ThaiCupid). Don't forget the Thailand dating groups on Facebook. The best holiday girlfriend I every met was in a coffee shop away from the tourist areas. Please don't imply you are looking for a permanent relationship unless it is true.

I once met a Thai-British couple in Aonang, who I later learned met on ThaiFriendly based on her profile that offered tour guide services. I’ve never tried that, though it seems reasonable.

The biggest problem I find with the good girls is finding ones that speak English. That is not so much a problem with the bar girls.

[Explorer8939]

I am too planning for holiday there, as I too will be going alone let me know how to find holiday girlfriend.

Thanks.

If you are talking about going now, it's very different than if you are talking about going to Pattaya when the bars are open. Once the bars are open, it's easy, just go into a bar and pick a lady.

[Explorer8939]

Who are you trying to impress with this bulls**t? You either have a massive ego, or can't find anyone to clean that crap hole you're living in.

I am so sorry if reporting on the current situation in Pattaya offends you.

I am not trying to impress anyone. You could be doing the same if you came to Pattaya. If you are suggesting that I am making this up, it's because you don't understand the situation on the ground in Pattaya right now. There aren't many Farang here, and most are tied down with a Thai girlfriend.

I was waiting for a baht bus the other day, and one made a you-turn and came to pick me up. It's not that the baht bus driver thought I was a cool guy, there just aren't any customers.