Phuket Reports

[IHeartIpa]

Cheap sh** that I am I thought let me try the Suzie Wong girls first. Got an awesome woman over for some extra GFE and love. She was blonde with nipples that could be converted to bullets and kill people. A butt that would give athletes a complex and of course all of 5 feet tall. And skinny. That was an amazing ride for 45 minutes. She enjoyed the sex and didn't pretend to want to get it over. My sheets were soaking wet. Of course full protection but that's what I wanted.

Lying down I decided to try second round and she says you haven't paid. How much. Umm how does 1700 sound. I think she had a mix of horror and laughter on her face. Massive massive amateur stuff. She says I'm a Suzie Wong girl not a freaking street freelancer. Wtf! And that's when I realized all those Suzie Wong women have boyfriends who are taking care of them right now with an extravagant lifestyle because they are super freaking premium. Anyways I was a bit embarrassed for not broaching it earlier so agreed for 3. 5 and one more round.

The best sex over 21 days I assure you..

I'd strongly suggest reading back in the Thailand threads and doing a bit of research. [Deleted by Admin]

[CIMguy]

What's a Suzie Wong girl and where do I find them?

I got here today and have been busy messaging on thail friendly and Line. Nothing to report yet, except to say it seems pretty easy to find freelancers on TF. I haven't met any yet though.

I'm thinking of using an escort service tomorrow just to get it started and make sure I get a pretty girl for the first one. Then it will be all TF and other methods.

[Gone Around]

A few days into my stay with happy ending massages happening.

* Sabai Sabai Massage in Patong to the right of Rosco's restaurant.

* OUY Massage by Nai Yang Beach.

Both negotiated down to 1000 Baht for the oil massage and handjob. More is seemingly possible at both places.

Behind and down the road to the right of OUY Massage, is a bar with food and special activities that's open in the evenings at least until 10 PM or midnight though the lights might be off at 11. It was called PU Massage at some point with a sports bar aspect next to it. Now the owner has the whole area opened up.

There were four or five older gals, but supposedly a hot 22-year ladyboy that still work through there. A couple of the gals live onsite and I could've pulled some for more fun just by sharing my bed and breakfast.

Thai massage was 300 Baht with extras starting from there.

[SoberWorld]

It's open since July 1St and I'm arriving there in one week. Report coming soon.

All right! Let's share some data here for those that find it interesting to get updates. Besides the s**t load of paperwork required plus the 8 k required to do three tests I arrived on the 1st week of August in blow hot blow cold Phuket. Burasari at 1700 per night for 2 people booked and got a SHA+driver to pick me up. 500 bhat from Phuket to patong. You cannot find a better deal I assure you.

Got in and confirmed that yes I can bring as many guests as I wanted provided 1) they were vaccinated 2) left their ID with reception.

F**k!! Ok all that research on TF down the drain since a ton of them had just one not two shots.

So the hotel was awesome 2 minutes form the beach and just around the corner to 3 restaurant that have a ton of women hanging around after 4 for drinks.

So first off I did my research on TF and got numbers of at least 10 and arranged to meet varying from 1. 5 k to 3 k.

Cheap sh** that I am I thought let me try the Suzie Wong girls first. Got an awesome woman over for some extra GFE and love. She was blonde with nipples that could be converted to bullets and kill people. A butt that would give athletes a complex and of course all of 5 feet tall. And skinny. That was an amazing ride for 45 minutes. She enjoyed the sex and didn't pretend to want to get it over. My sheets were soaking wet. Of course full protection but that's what I wanted.

Lying down I decided to try second round and she says you haven't paid. How much. Umm how does 1700 sound. I think she had a mix of horror and laughter on her face. Massive massive amateur stuff. She says I'm a Suzie Wong girl not a freaking street freelancer. Wtf! And that's when I realized all those Suzie Wong women have boyfriends who are taking care of them right now with an extravagant lifestyle because they are super freaking premium. Anyways I was a bit embarrassed for not broaching it earlier so agreed for 3. 5 and one more round.

The best sex over 21 days I assure you.

And the I approached another Suzie Wong woman in the evening who stands by Harry's bar but is actually a pimp her women go for 8000 per night! That's what she does.

Oh well more to follow.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

It's open since July 1St and I'm arriving there in one week. Report coming soon.

PM me is you'd like some hints when you arrive.

BTW, where are you staying?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Phuket is now open to tourists.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/phuk...122737293.html

5555 (Hahahaha in Thai).

That article is just an infomercial.

And a top end one at that.

Rosewood is the most exclusive and expensive resort on the island.

[Boeing 787]

Phuket is now open to tourists.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/phuk...122737293.html

It's open since July 1St and I'm arriving there in one week. Report coming soon.

[Turgid]

Phuket is now open to tourists.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/phuk...122737293.html

[Drbombay]

"She" is not here now, maybe was here earlier, like months ago, but I doubt it.

The reason I can say that is because you can't come in and out of Phuket form Bangkok in the timeframe the posts are showing.

Also.

That looks very much like a post op transsexual to me.

Thanks for the scouting report. Also, I'm not so sure she is a TS. The reason I say this is I did a basic Google search of her more recent photos and came up with some from her past under a different name. Lo and behold I even saw her spread on a calendar that she did back in 2002 and realized that's where I had seen her from. But I've never met her in person, but seen her work now for many years once I put 2 and 2 together.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

An update for any sandbox planning visitors that were looking at Koh Samui, Koh Phangan and Koh Tao as part of your travel. Be warned that restrictions have been just announced there, with a nightly curfew on Phangan, and massage, gyms, and yoga all closed now.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I've been watching Fabulous 103 on youtube for my main source of covid updates in Thailand. They've been easy to listen to, concise, accurate, and very relevant (up to date).

They reported that yesterday, at least 8 bars in Bangla were open.

Anybody know if it's true?

https://youtu.be/id13ijHHjZg?t=191

Bars are open in Bangla, especially during the afternoon.

Bar Funk for one.

But it's all being done covertly, alcohol in coffee mugs.

The key point tho is why would you bother going there?

There is no action there.

No girls, no music, nothing.

You're better off going along Beach Road, walk by the restaurants or even into Kudo Beach Club and spot the freelancers, as that is where they are all congregating these days.

[Polekaru]

For those of you new to Phuket, as in first time here.

Please be aware that little helpers (Kamagra, cialis, levitra, etc) are not as ready available there as they are in areas such as Bangkok and Pattaya. In Bangkok and Pattaya you will find them easily on street corners and motorbike touts, but not so in Phuket. Some pharmacies will have them, discreetly in Patong, if the pharmacy is still open that is. Otherwise you will have to bring with you or wait until you move where you can get them.

Tho another option exists.

I'm based in Phuket and have stock on hand, as well as access to quality stock shipped to me from Bangkok quickly.

So if you're interested and in need, send me a PM and I can discuss getting for you what you want.

Then I can have then ready to provide them to you when you arrive in Phuket, and make payment face to face.

Thanks mate. I'll keep you in my mind when I visit again in near future. I'll definitely contact you.

[J Janni]

If you have any tips in Rawai, I thank you in advance.

Otherwise today I gave try to Phuket town. New Angel.

The red district is a desert at 4 pm.

- Katherine massage: closed.

- New Angel: Closed too but a man at the entrance. I stop the bike and I ask him about a possible deal. He replies that only 2 girls are available. He scroll his Google photos and, magical, the only two girls available have their pictures one next to the other in a middle of a folder with 1 xx of girls (clearly the girl I am going to meet is 4/5 while in his phone she is 7. Anyway I say OK. 2000 baths / 1 hour.

As New Angel is closes as for Covid, the guy takes his scooter and I follow him (just around the corner).

An hotel dedicated to such activity.

I pay at the reception and the lady appears. 5 in my ranking that means "fuckable".

Room with AC, light on at arrival, everything is ultra clean but it looks like a motel without window.

Hot bath together (15 min) - Massage (10 min back and front) - Sex (I decide not to fuck her but to fuck her mouth and to come quickly. The moment does not deserve a GFE -) 5 min. Bath again 10 minutes.

Mate, unless things have changed since I was there in July, 2000 baht is all night GFE with a cute spinner BBFSCIP and as many rounds as you can mange.

[SinfullyKorean]

I've been watching Fabulous 103 on youtube for my main source of covid updates in Thailand. They've been easy to listen to, concise, accurate, and very relevant (up to date).

They reported that yesterday, at least 8 bars in Bangla were open.

Anybody know if it's true?

https://youtu.be/id13ijHHjZg?t=191

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Try to see begs. For. Mercy if she is actually or was there.

Thanks!

"She" is not here now, maybe was here earlier, like months ago, but I doubt it.

The reason I can say that is because you can't come in and out of Phuket form Bangkok in the timeframe the posts are showing.

Also.

That looks very much like a post op transsexual to me.